Not the FBI...(update)....Lad Declares WAR!!!

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Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 12:45 am

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Listen since you are games playing and delay, then you have to and most compensate me over my lost funds for the release transfer of this fund is that clear, or else I will be taking this case to court, and I will also inform the supreme court of in the United State, so I want you to look into this and get half of my lost fund paid back to me since you and your organization refuse to pay again, or else I will push the case to court Immediately, right there in the united State of America.

I have already called on the Leader of the Senate, majority Harry Reid, and also the speaker of the house Nancy Pelois, and they have asked me to contact you over my compensation of the fund i have invested over this transaction, I have also send them all the correspondence email that we have had before now, and also the documents that I went to secure in which you paid for and latter the money for me was intresepted, (U.B. chopped his dolla) so all this are documented, they have ask me to ask for my compensation, and if you refuse then they will take the case so serious with you and your organization is that clear, and for your information, this is not a treat (actually it is a TREAT to read) it is a reality matter, that can lead any one of you to jail, since you claim to be an important personality with your members, then I will see if you can fight against the laws of your government.

If you don't give me a positive answer, then I will ask them to take up the case as they have instructed me to request.

Master Baiter Joined: 11 Apr 2007 Posts: 101

Better to deal with democrats then republicans Laughing

Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 2:45 am

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since you claim to be an important personality with your members

I don't know why that line makes me giggle, but it just does.

This lad seems rather intelligent, what kind of bait is this??

Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 3:11 am

Tell the lad you have written Ms. Pelosi personally, and have already asserted your 32nd Amendment rights. Also, you have employed several barristers to assist in your defense.

Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 3:17 am

Tell the mugu that Bill Clinton is your friend and he will be lookig into this matter Laughing

Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 3:45 am

I have some friends who know I'm into baiting, and sometimes I pass along these letters to them.

I took the liberty of sending your letter on to them....this is one of those situations where true fact is more humorous than any joke that I could have forwarded to them.

Good thing I have carpet here; I damn near fell on the floor laughing when I read this....my hat's off to you!

Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 4:12 am

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This lad seems rather intelligent, what kind of bait is this??

My Lad is as dumb as a post.
He's a Prince. He father was a King who owned the oil rights in a "province" of Russia.
(Stalin must have let the monarchy survive and keep some bucks I guess)
My Lad hired an attorney based in Russia for me. He had a Russia pre-paid SIM card. I skyped him so much that he ran out of credits.
(all mails came from Nigeria so his mobile roaming charges were a bitch)

The attorney sent me a word doc with a paragraph of writing that was totally unrelated to the deal and named it "deposit certificate."
I said nothing.
The Lad was cc:ed on the email from the barrister and my Lad FIRED his own attorney and without any prodding from me, called the attorney a "GOAT."

We then got a new attorney...I fired him.
We then got another attorney...I fired him.

Finally, the Lad did the deal himself through the Russian courts.

The original "fired" attorney sent invoices for US$6K.
This Lad wanted $13K.
I mistakingly sent $6K, based on the first attorney invoices via MG.
The Lad wanted me to call it back since it was not enough... Shocked

So, I called it back.
I then sent $13K via MG and UB chopped it. Shocked

The Lad is now really pissed. He had a gift $6K and he told me to take it back. The $13K got chopped and he's blaming me... Question

I demanded he go find UB in Moscow and get my money back.
I refused to pay any more and wanted a full investigation by the Moscow police. Cool

After the Moscow police promised their full attention and that they would have UB arrested within days, the Lad stated that I should go ahead and re-send 50% of the $13K. He had guarantees from the Moscow police that my original $13K would be re-imbursed once UB was apprehended.
I agreed, but never got around to sending the US$6.5K

I am going to buckle under the pressure of the Democrats and send more money to my Lad. I will send it to a specific MG location in Moscow.
(my lad is in Lagos so that may cause some problems for him)

Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 4:37 am

I wouldn't worry too much. Those dems are too busy trying to nail GWB's ass to go after you ... for now at least ...

** ACCOUNT CLOSED ** Joined: 15 Apr 2007 Posts: 766

Barry Kelly wrote:

I took the liberty of sending your letter on to them....this is one of those situations where true fact is more humorous than any joke that I could have forwarded to them.

I am doing the same thing!

Wow.

Just . . . wow.

I guess politicians have a bit more influence in Nigeria than other places!

--J.D.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 09 Apr 2007 Posts: 37

Tell him you're not doing anything until Pelosi or Reid contact you personally... maybe he'll try an impersonation. Or, have him forward the email they sent him.

"I am Barrister Harry Reid of the Senate of America, and I command you..."

Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 9:37 pm

I think his addy is:

[email protected] Wink

Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 10:18 pm

thats as good as getting the FBI called on you Laughing

I would definitely get Bill Clinton involved, ask him for the for best lawyer in the house.

Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 10:52 pm

If you can get them to transfer your case to Hillary Clinton for her to handle, you're done. If she let her hubby get away with cheating, she ain't likely to go after you for some lost money.

Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 11:02 pm

Democrats are worse than the FBI except the FBI has guns.... and arrest powers.... and guns.

Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 11:16 pm

Don't worry, I'm sure Bush will veto the arrest warrant against you.

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

^^^^ Naw, GWB is too busy rounding up the latest Nigerian music superstars. I mean, the man can only do so much!

(By the way, I loved the reply Very Happy

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Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 2:51 am

Tell you lad that you sent the $13K to Reid and Pelosi as they offered to be the middle persons in the dispute.

Then bait as Reid and Pelosi barristers... Shocked

Nah, that second part sounded better in my head.

Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 6:38 am

Hi asiaguy^^

QUOTE from your Lad:
the united State of America. [Unq]

Uh, where is that?

Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 2:14 pm

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Dear Friend,

I know that this message will come to you as a surprise. I AM A MEMBER OF THE UNITED STATES CONGRESS. I Hope that you will not expose or betray this trust and confident that i am about to repose on you for the mutual benefit of our both families.

I need your urgent assistance in transferring the sum of $90,000 (NINETY THOUSAND DOLLARS) from my freezer within 14 banking days. The FBI is about to search my home and I do not want them to take my money.

In exchange for your help in this transaction, I will help you secure business contracts through my connections with Nigerian Vice President Atiku Abubakar.

Your urgent positive response is required.

Sincerely,
William Jefferson,
U.S. Congressman

Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 3:17 pm

My Lad is at it again...
I buckled under his threat.
I figured those pesky democrats were tying GWB in knots and I didn't want to suffer the same fate. Afterall, they do have the will of the people behind them.
I asked my Lad to fill out a couple of very short (12 pages or so) documents which asked him to clearly indentify all of his out of pocket expenses. Instead of complying with my request, he sent this...

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I was being invited to prensent my case at the finance comittee meeting of the United State and have testify against your members and they ruled in my behave and have actions against your fondation. I expect compesation immediatly.

He sent this photo of him testifying against me.
http://img70.imageshack.us/my.php?image=ushousecommitteeto9.jpg
I am sure my Lad is just out of the camera view. Shocked

Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 3:34 pm

It's the new game :
Spot the Lad
You put an 'X' where you think he is standing,
nearest to his nose wins a prize.

Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 3:55 pm

asiaguy wrote:

He sent this photo of him testifying against me

Well, then your lad is Allan Greenspan. He is the one testifying (barely noticeable in the edge of the photo, in a table in front of a photographer taking pics).

With all the free time old Allan's got now after retiring from being head of the Federal Reserve, and all his connections, you are really in deep sh**. Watch out.

Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 5:04 pm

^^^ Alan Greenspan? Great Caesar's Ghost! He must have learned how to be a lad, I mean, he must have learned how to get involved in these types of things from Charles Soludo himself!

Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 6:33 pm

He's not Greenspan! He's the one in the back with the pink/fuschia coat. Laughing

Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 6:52 pm

The title of this thread makes me laugh every time I see it.

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