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Togawa
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Feb 2004
Posts: 2180
Location: Location Location
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Wed May 02, 2007 7:23 pm |
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I know the lads are way below average IQ but this is too much.
This is how they understand the US immigrant visa lottery works.
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Date 02/05/2007
Ref 575061725
Batch: 8056490902/188
Winning no: KB8701/LPRC
Dear Sir/Madam,
CONGRATULATION!!
We are delighted to inform you of your winning on the 2nd of May 2007 from the
United states of america International visa Lottery Programme
(www.official-green-card.org ) which is partially based on an electronic selection of
winners using their e-mail addresses.
Your e-mail address was attached to ticket number; 575061725 8056490902 serial number 6741137002 .
This batch draws the lucky numbers as follows: 4-13-33-37-42 bonus number 17,which
consequently won the lottery in the second category.
All participant were selected through a computer balloting system drawn from Nine hundred thousand E-mail addresses from Canada, Australia, Asia, Europe, Middle East, and Africa as part of our international promotions program which is conducted annually.
This Lottery was promoted and sponsored by a conglomorate of some multinational companies as part of their social responsibility to the citizens in the commmunities where they have operational base and you are entitled with a huge lump of $250,000.00 u.s dollars which will cover everything about your travelling expenses.
HOW TO FILE YOUR CLAIM :
Simply contact our EUROPEAN and ASIAN Fiducial Agent, MR. FRANK MOORIS at; () to file for your claim his number is +447024065266
Please quote your Date of draw,Reference Number, Batch Number and Winning Number, which can be found on the top-left corner of this message.
Also, you should give in your telephone number to help locate your file easily. For security reasons, we advice all winners to keep this information confidential from the public until your claim is processed and your visa has been released to you. This is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming and unwarranted taking advantage of this programme by non-participant or unofficial personnel.
Note:all winnings MUST be claimed by the 10th of May 2007. otherwise all funds and visa will be returned as Unclaimed and eventually donated to charity.
Congratulations once again on your winning!
Best Regards.
Mr.
(For the co-ordinator).
DO NOT REPLY TO THIS EMAIL. CONTACT YOUR CLAIMS AGENT AT:() or ( ) |
I'm asking them to send my immigration papers immediately!
I don't care about the money, I want to immigrate to America!!!
(You're all invited to apply and use my ref number) |
Last edited by Togawa on Wed May 02, 2007 10:01 pm; edited 1 time in total |
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B. A. Ware
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 14 Apr 2007
Posts: 1828
Location: I've fallen and I can't reach my beer.
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Wed May 02, 2007 9:23 pm |
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This could very well be the dumbest lad on the planet.
VERY FUNNY! |
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Raoul Duke
419Eater is my life
Joined: 31 May 2006
Posts: 383
Location: Bat Country, Kingdom of Fear
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Wed May 02, 2007 9:25 pm |
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What a plank!  |
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"FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKING MINISTRY.I DID NOT ASK YOU FOR MONEY I ASK YOU TO RECEIVE MONEY. SEND YOUR MONEY TO THE ABURIJANS"
"The walking sticks is a sign of prince hood. I am not blind."
".Take my word. I just got back from Luton Specialists Hospital. I shall return within the week for brain surgery. I am attaching my picture for your viewing. I unanimously contacted you because I want this money to be used as charity.
"I know little about cheese but you know here we do not put much emphasis on it.. |
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The Man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 Apr 2007
Posts: 2885
Location: La La Land
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Wed May 02, 2007 9:28 pm |
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Since I am a US citizen can I just have the cash? The visa does me no good. If there are any non US people out there that want my visa I'll sell it to you! Send me �52365 via WU. |
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The Man
YOU ARE A CHILD OF SATAN WITH YOUR HUNGRY DIRTY BODY ,TUNDER FIRE YOU BIG HEAD IDIOT !!! HA HA HA HA HA
IS THIS HOW YOU DECIDED TO TREAT US AFTER ALL WE WENT THROUGH?YOU MADE US TRAVELLED TO ABUJA AND INDEBTED US.
"Cursed is your mother that gave birth to a family-disgrace like you. Cursed is your father he could not control his lust for anything under skate"
"hey u crakhead motherf*cking nitwit, from the way u express the cockamamy sh*t that ur dumb brain is made up of it's so obvious that u never really made it past elementary school but anywayz dogs don't have to go to school afterall."
 (Lagos to Abuja)
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 <---in lieu of a brownie. TS
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Togawa
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Feb 2004
Posts: 2180
Location: Location Location
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Wed May 02, 2007 10:09 pm |
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I'm worried about being entitled to a huge lump... it doesn't sound good.
I think I'm going to play the illiterate pakistani who doesn't speak english very well, is very happy about his visa but seriously concern about the "huge lump".
Surely it was detected by Homeland security when they went through my application. |
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Les Noise
Elite Baiter
Joined: 06 Mar 2006
Posts: 1098
Location: Behind the fridge
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Wed May 02, 2007 10:18 pm |
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Ha Ha Ha!!!!
Guess I better apply for a visa real soon. I'd hate to miss out on the money..  |
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FUCK YOU AND UR PAYMENT I GUSS YOU ARE A BIG FOOL
GO FUCK UR MAMA PUSSY SHIT
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I believe when you received your payout you will compensate me.... .. Sure Will..
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