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HitchHiker
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Jan 2007
Posts: 3453
Location: On a mission to insult every member of Eater.
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Wed May 02, 2007 12:46 pm |
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...............what would you do for a living?
With all the progs on TV about selling up and moving abroad I wondered how you could mak a living in the lands of the Lads.
I'd start an undertakers. With all those terminal ill lads you just couldn't fail. |
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Sir Cumfrence
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 20 Feb 2007
Posts: 907
Location: Relatively here.
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Wed May 02, 2007 1:05 pm |
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I'd open a Cyber Cafe.  |
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Inspector Gadget
Angel of unrealistic meetings
Joined: 20 Feb 2007
Posts: 6259
Location: Trumpton
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Wed May 02, 2007 1:09 pm |
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vehicle accident recovery specialist, you only work 1 day a year (21st Apr) |
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  x2  Co bait with Rumbero Sao Tome island to Gabon van donation
Co bait with Jayhawk and VJD. Stanley's bottle tour Aba to Lagos
Team Hector, airport in installments and St Louis to Kayes
Halil, Cotonou to Accra
+  Precious 10/08/11
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grown up man like him, still doing all this shit games - Stanley, (he doesn't like Parcel Direct)
You again do the strange reflections stuffed with drugs? - Natalia
x3 Hector 24/1/13 Moses 15th Oct 2011
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Wed May 02, 2007 1:15 pm |
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I'd open a Westy office of course. With bad ass security guards. |
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"No amount of semen donation will save this situation" Sanny Sanny
"We must disagree to agree" Raji Musa
If it's LADS you want. GoTo: http://www.yopmail.com/
and sign in with either ladmail or kentbrockman
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breadcrumb
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Feb 2006
Posts: 2075
Location: On my knees, licking floors together with TSnerd
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Wed May 02, 2007 1:22 pm |
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I am shocked that noone stated the obvious: I would start a church of course   |
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I´d vote for Don or TS but Lotta, Juan and sheboppe are the best! But the squirrel still sucks on the buttons *g*
"your papa, i do you ok, you do fuck your self off goodday" Hitman lad to Usm4an B3ll0
"fuck you and your mumu family for ever andv ever, you go die for bicycle accident this year" Hitman to Usm4n B3ll0
"once again thank you for the disappointment and arranged confussion." Barrister Ise
"Do you said am stupid" lad posing as Mike Pence
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Luther Blissett
Elite Baiter
Joined: 06 Sep 2005
Posts: 1029
Location: Watford, Middle East
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Wed May 02, 2007 1:31 pm |
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Nanny Ogg
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 2628
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Wed May 02, 2007 1:42 pm |
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^^^
Combine all of the above and start a franchise.
Wonder if we should open a branch of Scrooge Mcducks modality.
How long would it stay open though. |
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Wed May 02, 2007 1:47 pm |
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I'd open an upmarket clothing emporium. |
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£1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
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"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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marty
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 31 Oct 2006
Posts: 63
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Wed May 02, 2007 2:02 pm |
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tents etc for mugu excursions  |
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jamarse
Master Baiter
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 180
Location: Twisted Pubbleknickerlicker
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Wed May 02, 2007 2:04 pm |
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I'd opt for the most profitable thing! A goat farm. . . Would just have to buy meslf a shot gun to keep the locals away from pestering me goats!!!  |
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My guy was busy doing copy and pest and can't indetify an idiot like you,God punish you for doing this!
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Scrooge McDuck
Evil Genius
Joined: 02 Jan 2005
Posts: 715
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Wed May 02, 2007 2:08 pm |
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If I wasn't so poor at containing my laughter, I'd be a photographer. |
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Davil will purnish you for wasting my preciuos time, FOOL!!!
You would have told me that you and your generations are MAD.
- RAHAMIN ISA SHALLOM
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Miss Behaving
Master Baiter
Joined: 20 Apr 2006
Posts: 190
Location: Down the bookies
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Wed May 02, 2007 2:38 pm |
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Oh come on, what do (seeminly) 99% of Nigerian businesses sell?
Mobile phones and electronics
for,LOW PRICES. specialies in QUANTUM FLOX NOKIA, onlu $149... |
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Come to the dark side, we have sweeties.
I bait scummy flatshare/rental scammers. PM the details if you encounter one!
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Hellbastard
419Eater is my life
Joined: 04 Apr 2007
Posts: 381
Location: Outside the Western Union office, with a sniper rifle.
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Wed May 02, 2007 3:24 pm |
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I think I'd set up a delivery company.  |
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margory
Master Baiter
Joined: 22 Oct 2005
Posts: 226
Location: Nowhereville, 3rd rock from the Sun
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Wed May 02, 2007 3:45 pm |
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I'd build this huge shopping mall (airconditioned, of course) were people could rent a small or large area for their shops and (small) businesses.
Put them all together so to speak ...
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BRUIN
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Apr 2006
Posts: 11329
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Wed May 02, 2007 4:02 pm |
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I would go to work for a bank, and start raking money in from all those abandoned accounts!
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breadcrumb
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Feb 2006
Posts: 2075
Location: On my knees, licking floors together with TSnerd
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Wed May 02, 2007 5:12 pm |
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Ok...here is the ultimate business idea: I would start a church and would take commissions from the tattoo shops and photo studios for sending them their customers. I would also start a goat farm and every church member has to buy one from me. |
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I´d vote for Don or TS but Lotta, Juan and sheboppe are the best! But the squirrel still sucks on the buttons *g*
"your papa, i do you ok, you do fuck your self off goodday" Hitman lad to Usm4an B3ll0
"fuck you and your mumu family for ever andv ever, you go die for bicycle accident this year" Hitman to Usm4n B3ll0
"once again thank you for the disappointment and arranged confussion." Barrister Ise
"Do you said am stupid" lad posing as Mike Pence
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wayne
Account closed at users request
Joined: 05 Dec 2005
Posts: 3630
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Wed May 02, 2007 5:35 pm |
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I'd charge the lads for decent photochops seeing as they have the photochopping skills of a monkey |
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Alaike Bikbutz
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 26 May 2006
Posts: 43
Location: Holanda <3
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Wed May 02, 2007 6:08 pm |
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I would start a travelling agency, with very very bad conditions. . |
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your mother is with a pregnant of goat.
and she will not live and see thje ending of this year. - Rose Math |
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Dionysius
Elite Baiter
Joined: 24 Mar 2004
Posts: 1639
Location: 61 Cockle St, Llareggub
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Wed May 02, 2007 7:02 pm |
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llamedos
Been There, Done That
Joined: 04 Jun 2004
Posts: 2695
Location: ^^^ Wherever the other side has gone to
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Wed May 02, 2007 7:17 pm |
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I'd open a hotel |
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 Accra - Lome (16/7/05 midnight - 5am) Accra - Lome - Benin Jul '11
Barrister Addo Williams: I want you to know that I am not impressed with your performance towards this project.
Mattins Wilson: ...and they stated morken me and tarfing at me as if am a full, so please it is enough OK. /AND/ I promise you for all this furffring that you are furffring to me <--- No, I haven't a clue either
Peter Ovdo: I want you to have trust in me that all is ok as stated in my last mail to you which i wrote in big letters
Ethel Gnassingbe: FOUK YOU AND GO TO HELL
"I am a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up" |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Wed May 02, 2007 9:25 pm |
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With recent threads in mind... I'd open a combined stunt props supply shop, theatrical costumers, and sign-writing business. |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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KeyserSoze
Elite Baiter
Joined: 06 Dec 2005
Posts: 1138
Location: Debo's pigeon coop
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Wed May 02, 2007 9:33 pm |
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I would sell supplies for pyramid making. Shovels, sand bags, cardboard, dignity |
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"I was the head of the dradded occult menber in my university days.I have drank so many peoples blood physically if you dont know. so you people are too small for me ok?" - The soulless dunce cap lad
"WE HAVE REALLY SUFFERED GREATLY ON THIS 23 HOURS TRIP FROM IBADAN TO YOLA AND FINALLY TO MADUGURI. IT WAS A SERIOUS TERIBLE JOURNEY." - Kenny the healer - aprox 2500 miles
"I have worn your soul and I will Auction it to the land of the dead before 2 weeks. I laugh at your stupidity. I shall drink my early morning tea with your skull in the land of the dead by two weeks from now" - Cassidy the photographer -
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SlayerFaith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2005
Posts: 5778
Location: Vegas, baby!
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Wed May 02, 2007 9:38 pm |
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I'd open an art studio, specializing in custom paintings and carvings. Cash up front, of course |
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ANIMAL,MY FRIEND MY PRAYER IS THIS,LET ALL MY ENEMIES BE IN TROUBLE LIKE CHRIST INGIGE,AND LAZY PEOPLE LIKE YOU BE LIKE WABARA.THANK YOU- Kelechukwu Nduka
"Did he say they have an inflatable pig? That's sick!"- Crash, Vegas 06
"You can be a right Bitch sometimes SF"- Cherrie, GenChat 07
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Gnasher
Baiting Guru
Joined: 29 May 2006
Posts: 2849
Location: Centre Stage in the Theatre of Cruelty
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Wed May 02, 2007 9:51 pm |
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I'd be a barrister  |
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"you have to pay because he need to submit this form to the Federal Ministry Of Fancies" Barrister John/Mike/Richard Okeke
"they are in deed the swinders rotating about in the net and searching for whom they will stylishly defraud your belongings" A. Moron
"Please pray harder for God to guide and protect us during our travelling because flight airplane i observe is a very big risky" Abdul Karibu
"WE DOESN'T LIKE HOW DISOBIDIENT YOU ARE!" Coco Law Chambers
"BE INFORMED THAT YOU WILL INCUR DUMMERAGE AFTER 9 DAYS FROM TODAY" Burkina Faso Air Secure Air Service.\ |
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Embers
419Eater is my life
Joined: 25 Apr 2007
Posts: 266
Location: At my desk planning the attack!
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Wed May 02, 2007 10:20 pm |
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... hmm selling Kalashnikov's or drugs or seller of inflatable sheep dolls... hmm can't choose. |
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Oh what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive.
Please don't make things difficult for me ok ~ Naomi Aime
Please i have exercised lots of patience and you know it ~ [mask:1] Yinka Adegbite [/mask:1]
I will be ready to be your slave in bed for us to make our self happy all the time~ A current bait whose name will come in time
Warned and dangerous! |
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