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asiaguy
Elite Baiter
Joined: 14 Apr 2006
Posts: 1180
Location: Me Luv U Long Time
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Wed May 02, 2007 12:45 am |
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Listen since you are games playing and delay, then you have to and most compensate me over my lost funds for the release transfer of this fund is that clear, or else I will be taking this case to court, and I will also inform the supreme court of in the United State, so I want you to look into this and get half of my lost fund paid back to me since you and your organization refuse to pay again, or else I will push the case to court Immediately, right there in the united State of America.
I have already called on the Leader of the Senate, majority Harry Reid, and also the speaker of the house Nancy Pelois, and they have asked me to contact you over my compensation of the fund i have invested over this transaction, I have also send them all the correspondence email that we have had before now, and also the documents that I went to secure in which you paid for and latter the money for me was intresepted, (U.B. chopped his dolla) so all this are documented, they have ask me to ask for my compensation, and if you refuse then they will take the case so serious with you and your organization is that clear, and for your information, this is not a treat (actually it is a TREAT to read) it is a reality matter, that can lead any one of you to jail, since you claim to be an important personality with your members, then I will see if you can fight against the laws of your government.
If you don't give me a positive answer, then I will ask them to take up the case as they have instructed me to request. |
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_________________ You must be stupied and mad you bastard full she goat. (Charles Soludo)
Madam, is not your signature for Christ sack (Prince Tony Yobo William)
WOMAN YOU SMELL UR ASS SOON AND DIE LIKE RAT WAIT THERE (Barrister John Ola)
I will cock you in a bottle and add peper to your eyes while you will die (My lost love Lad...Morgan)
fuck off and never contact me any more get this insult to your entire family (Barrister Philip Nowoke after 9 futile trips to WU)
I don't know how you think they will be liking your asshole (Paul Mbecki - banker Lad)
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rhinocoress
Master Baiter
Joined: 11 Apr 2007
Posts: 101
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Wed May 02, 2007 1:25 am |
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Better to deal with democrats then republicans |
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Vanndickey
Elite Baiter
Joined: 01 Feb 2006
Posts: 1005
Location: Iapetus
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Wed May 02, 2007 2:45 am |
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since you claim to be an important personality with your members |
I don't know why that line makes me giggle, but it just does.
This lad seems rather intelligent, what kind of bait is this?? |
_________________ "you are the greatest lair I have ever come in contact with "- Kamara Ali
"Infact you are a deciet to the Americans.No appology to that ok"-Barrister Greg Lowe
"You will meet death soon,just watch out"-Zumla Thaba
"EAT A DICK AND DIE SLOW"-Mrs. Mary Collins Brown
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AlphonseTheFrog
Master Baiter
Joined: 08 Mar 2007
Posts: 173
Location: UR MAMA TOTO OOOOOOOOOO
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Wed May 02, 2007 3:11 am |
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Tell the lad you have written Ms. Pelosi personally, and have already asserted your 32nd Amendment rights. Also, you have employed several barristers to assist in your defense. |
_________________ I do not know what you a talking about.You are a vulger,find out before you crucify.I wish you long life -- mrs. Mary
FRAUDSTERS are easily identified ... Now you lied by saying I am fat which I am not... Hoping to hear from you again as i still remain your humble claims agent. -- Zeeshan
You said that you will kill me for what? That i throw job like do to others. Thanks. -- Barrister James
I believe that you ate also sending emails like this to others as well intimidiating them!!! I can't fear you -- Fidelity Security Company
BAAAAAAAAASTAAAARD CHOP MOTHER THEIR. U DONT KNOW BIZ... ANIMAL BEING...... -- Goodluck Obi
i known that you are an african man so you dey hear meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee? murther fucking dick heard -- Graham Hoffman |
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rumbero
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Jun 2006
Posts: 3677
Location: All the Salsa Night Clubs
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Wed May 02, 2007 3:17 am |
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Tell the mugu that Bill Clinton is your friend and he will be lookig into this matter |
_________________ Lagos to Tamale. Rev. Frank Lagos to Abuja
Lagos to Abuja Pr1nc3 F@w@z
Ghana to Benin's Simba Camp Joe C@rlton
Lagos to Ghana Opus Dei Templar
Nukuru to Mombasa 1,500 kms van donation
Co bait with SlowFreddy Sao Tome island to Gabon Lagos to Abuja Co, donation
YOUR WIFE WILL GIVE BIRTH TO A MONKEY, YOU ARE GOING TO SUFFER FROM EPILEPTIC,
LET YOUR MOTHER FUCK YOUR BEST FRIEND. LET YOUR FATHER FUCK A MAD STREET WOMAN, USELESS INTERNET FRAUDSTER. (barrister Dan )
I bet u , soon , u will be laying in a close casket ,
will make u understand that i'm a spiritual man (Makinwa the retarded mugu)
in juses name u will dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
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Captain Pike
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Dec 2005
Posts: 2579
Location: Starbase 11
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Wed May 02, 2007 3:45 am |
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I have some friends who know I'm into baiting, and sometimes I pass along these letters to them.
I took the liberty of sending your letter on to them....this is one of those situations where true fact is more humorous than any joke that I could have forwarded to them.
Good thing I have carpet here; I damn near fell on the floor laughing when I read this....my hat's off to you! |
_________________ x13 x5 (393 days)
"On the 21st of April 2001, my client? His wife and their three children were involved in a plane crash of Union Transport Africans Flight Boeing 727 in Cotonou, Benin Republic on the December 26,2003" Barrister Olorunshogo Williams, 25 October 2004.
"I am in reciept of your mail,i want you to know that you are really getting on my nerves." Burt Hardley, Wellkang International, 20 November 2007
"Please worry, we have already advice the FBI and they don't need to call you. They are very brianliant and intelident. They will get you soon. " Mr. Paul Rogers, Global Medical Equipment, 20 November 2007
As of 26 February 2009, $2,231,983.53 of fake checks and money orders have been intercepted and removed from circulation. |
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asiaguy
Elite Baiter
Joined: 14 Apr 2006
Posts: 1180
Location: Me Luv U Long Time
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Wed May 02, 2007 4:12 am |
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This lad seems rather intelligent, what kind of bait is this?? |
My Lad is as dumb as a post.
He's a Prince. He father was a King who owned the oil rights in a "province" of Russia.
(Stalin must have let the monarchy survive and keep some bucks I guess)
My Lad hired an attorney based in Russia for me. He had a Russia pre-paid SIM card. I skyped him so much that he ran out of credits.
(all mails came from Nigeria so his mobile roaming charges were a bitch)
The attorney sent me a word doc with a paragraph of writing that was totally unrelated to the deal and named it "deposit certificate."
I said nothing.
The Lad was cc:ed on the email from the barrister and my Lad FIRED his own attorney and without any prodding from me, called the attorney a "GOAT."
We then got a new attorney...I fired him.
We then got another attorney...I fired him.
Finally, the Lad did the deal himself through the Russian courts.
The original "fired" attorney sent invoices for US$6K.
This Lad wanted $13K.
I mistakingly sent $6K, based on the first attorney invoices via MG.
The Lad wanted me to call it back since it was not enough...
So, I called it back.
I then sent $13K via MG and UB chopped it.
The Lad is now really pissed. He had a gift $6K and he told me to take it back. The $13K got chopped and he's blaming me...
I demanded he go find UB in Moscow and get my money back.
I refused to pay any more and wanted a full investigation by the Moscow police.
After the Moscow police promised their full attention and that they would have UB arrested within days, the Lad stated that I should go ahead and re-send 50% of the $13K. He had guarantees from the Moscow police that my original $13K would be re-imbursed once UB was apprehended.
I agreed, but never got around to sending the US$6.5K
I am going to buckle under the pressure of the Democrats and send more money to my Lad. I will send it to a specific MG location in Moscow.
(my lad is in Lagos so that may cause some problems for him) |
_________________ You must be stupied and mad you bastard full she goat. (Charles Soludo)
Madam, is not your signature for Christ sack (Prince Tony Yobo William)
WOMAN YOU SMELL UR ASS SOON AND DIE LIKE RAT WAIT THERE (Barrister John Ola)
I will cock you in a bottle and add peper to your eyes while you will die (My lost love Lad...Morgan)
fuck off and never contact me any more get this insult to your entire family (Barrister Philip Nowoke after 9 futile trips to WU)
I don't know how you think they will be liking your asshole (Paul Mbecki - banker Lad) |
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Joaquin
419Eater is my life
Joined: 14 Mar 2005
Posts: 456
Location: Guatemala (GMT-6)
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Wed May 02, 2007 4:37 am |
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I wouldn't worry too much. Those dems are too busy trying to nail GWB's ass to go after you ... for now at least ... |
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dear sir
after waiting at the airport for 3 hours i did not see you, i was there till the last pilot came out, what is the position , are you in belgium or still in usa pls write me back , am confused - Patrick Williams
you must be a mad man why can,t you understand simple language it your
stupid mother that have head like that of sadam hussien that was hang
may your mouth bend to your back idiot i am helping you and you are talking trash.
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Doctor X
** ACCOUNT CLOSED **
Joined: 15 Apr 2007
Posts: 766
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Wed May 02, 2007 4:53 am |
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Barry Kelly wrote: |
I took the liberty of sending your letter on to them....this is one of those situations where true fact is more humorous than any joke that I could have forwarded to them. |
I am doing the same thing!
Wow.
Just . . . wow.
I guess politicians have a bit more influence in Nigeria than other places!
--J.D. |
_________________ וגם־אני נתתי להם חקים לא טובים ומשפטים לא יחיו בהם
ואטמא אותם במתנותם בהעביר כל־פטר רחם למען אשםם למען אשר ידעו אשר אני יהוה |
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Scamtastic
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 09 Apr 2007
Posts: 37
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Wed May 02, 2007 6:28 am |
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Tell him you're not doing anything until Pelosi or Reid contact you personally... maybe he'll try an impersonation. Or, have him forward the email they sent him.
"I am Barrister Harry Reid of the Senate of America, and I command you..." |
_________________ "tell your friend who agreed to help me that he have to clamb ontop of tree and snap picture before i trust you people" - Princess Miriam
"Dear Sir, I got your mail and I think you have well spooking." - Ms. Hassan |
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B. A. Ware
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 14 Apr 2007
Posts: 1828
Location: I've fallen and I can't reach my beer.
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Wed May 02, 2007 9:37 pm |
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crossfire
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Oct 2006
Posts: 1152
Location: ten light years away
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Posted:
Wed May 02, 2007 10:18 pm |
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thats as good as getting the FBI called on you
I would definitely get Bill Clinton involved, ask him for the for best lawyer in the house. |
_________________ Click here to mass bait lotto lads
Greetings to you...
Note: Your fund with us is not in liquid form but in Bank Check
for your own good now you want to fuck up with me <[email protected]>
Osama Bin Laddin's hard Rocket [mask:1]<drmkhoza@unionplus>[/mask:1]
please send my details on how to reach you thanks <[email protected]>
PLEASE RESPECT YOUR SELF BY SENDING ME FAKE INFORMATION OK <tony_emeka>
Phish 1x
Fake Banks Killed: x8 | x1 | x1 |
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Joaquin
419Eater is my life
Joined: 14 Mar 2005
Posts: 456
Location: Guatemala (GMT-6)
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Wed May 02, 2007 10:52 pm |
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If you can get them to transfer your case to Hillary Clinton for her to handle, you're done. If she let her hubby get away with cheating, she ain't likely to go after you for some lost money. |
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dear sir
after waiting at the airport for 3 hours i did not see you, i was there till the last pilot came out, what is the position , are you in belgium or still in usa pls write me back , am confused - Patrick Williams
you must be a mad man why can,t you understand simple language it your
stupid mother that have head like that of sadam hussien that was hang
may your mouth bend to your back idiot i am helping you and you are talking trash.
francis mensah |
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The Man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 Apr 2007
Posts: 2885
Location: La La Land
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Wed May 02, 2007 11:02 pm |
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Democrats are worse than the FBI except the FBI has guns.... and arrest powers.... and guns. |
_________________ ---
The Man
YOU ARE A CHILD OF SATAN WITH YOUR HUNGRY DIRTY BODY ,TUNDER FIRE YOU BIG HEAD IDIOT !!! HA HA HA HA HA
IS THIS HOW YOU DECIDED TO TREAT US AFTER ALL WE WENT THROUGH?YOU MADE US TRAVELLED TO ABUJA AND INDEBTED US.
"Cursed is your mother that gave birth to a family-disgrace like you. Cursed is your father he could not control his lust for anything under skate"
"hey u crakhead motherf*cking nitwit, from the way u express the cockamamy sh*t that ur dumb brain is made up of it's so obvious that u never really made it past elementary school but anywayz dogs don't have to go to school afterall."
(Lagos to Abuja)
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<---in lieu of a brownie. TS
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Dupes
419Eater is my life
Joined: 24 Jul 2006
Posts: 256
Location: United States
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Wed May 02, 2007 11:16 pm |
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Don't worry, I'm sure Bush will veto the arrest warrant against you. |
_________________ Gambia-Sierra Leone "you are lie and sack of shit. god forgave you swine man" |
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Jayhawk
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jul 2006
Posts: 5727
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Thu May 03, 2007 2:39 am |
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^^^^ Naw, GWB is too busy rounding up the latest Nigerian music superstars. I mean, the man can only do so much!
(By the way, I loved the reply ) |
_________________ x8 < slacking?
just checked the site for update now, shipment smurfs in Porto Novo. Yes!! - Stanley
i will not share my smurfs with anybody again - Stanley (again)
Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.
i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
assisin killer to Feathers McGraw
PLEASE I BEG YOU TO LET ME KNOW THAT PIGGIES OF YOURS PLEASE... assisin killer to Feathers again
x5 Team Humphere
Long Live Silver Peak Orphanage! - Loan Lad Langwenya Andile |
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ParaNoid
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 12 Sep 2006
Posts: 5123
Location: Looking for Steward.
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Thu May 03, 2007 2:51 am |
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Tell you lad that you sent the $13K to Reid and Pelosi as they offered to be the middle persons in the dispute.
Then bait as Reid and Pelosi barristers...
Nah, that second part sounded better in my head. |
_________________ Gold Coins here
x 4 <b>Looking for a Mentor? Click here</b>
"If I get mad at you, please just understand me. I am just being ParaNoid because I love you so much." - unknown
Visit www.scamwarners.com |
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Jervis Tetch
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 05 Feb 2007
Posts: 669
Location: Cape HATteras
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Thu May 03, 2007 6:38 am |
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Hi asiaguy^^
QUOTE from your Lad:
the united State of America. [Unq]
Uh, where is that? |
_________________ What a FUCK, for doing this i will make sure by tomorrow i will be in Washington and send the FBI to pick you up where ever you are by all means just believe i must do this and use it as a prove that i am who i am. I give you just 1 hour to take my passport out from that page or eles when i get to Washington there will be no forgiveness just take my word. I will send all boxes and documents covering the boxes in your name to Washington and you will be asked so many question and if possible you will go to Jail with my power i PROMISE I MUST DO IT.
His Excellency Ambassador Dr. Kwame Bawuah-Edusei |
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Prolix
Master Baiter
Joined: 05 Apr 2007
Posts: 209
Location: Ain't no bait like a topless bait
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Thu May 03, 2007 2:14 pm |
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Dear Friend,
I know that this message will come to you as a surprise. I AM A MEMBER OF THE UNITED STATES CONGRESS. I Hope that you will not expose or betray this trust and confident that i am about to repose on you for the mutual benefit of our both families.
I need your urgent assistance in transferring the sum of $90,000 (NINETY THOUSAND DOLLARS) from my freezer within 14 banking days. The FBI is about to search my home and I do not want them to take my money.
In exchange for your help in this transaction, I will help you secure business contracts through my connections with Nigerian Vice President Atiku Abubakar.
Your urgent positive response is required.
Sincerely,
William Jefferson,
U.S. Congressman |
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"You are criminal, don't write to this box again." - [mask:1]Joseph Foley[/mask:1]
"I TAUGHT YOU WOULD HAVE ASKED AND ALLOWED ME TO GIVE YOU THE ANSWERS
BUT YOU STARTED BEHAVING AS IF YOU ARE THE ONE THAT IS DRUNK." - [mask:1]Mohammed Zongo[/mask:1]
"GET LOST. BASTERRD POEPLE." - [mask:1]Paul Dakotan[/mask:1]
"I really thank you for your jokes. But please i want it to put to stop." - [mask:1]Mohammed Zongo[/mask:1] |
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asiaguy
Elite Baiter
Joined: 14 Apr 2006
Posts: 1180
Location: Me Luv U Long Time
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Thu May 03, 2007 3:17 pm |
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My Lad is at it again...
I buckled under his threat.
I figured those pesky democrats were tying GWB in knots and I didn't want to suffer the same fate. Afterall, they do have the will of the people behind them.
I asked my Lad to fill out a couple of very short (12 pages or so) documents which asked him to clearly indentify all of his out of pocket expenses. Instead of complying with my request, he sent this...
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I was being invited to prensent my case at the finance comittee meeting of the United State and have testify against your members and they ruled in my behave and have actions against your fondation. I expect compesation immediatly. |
He sent this photo of him testifying against me.
http://img70.imageshack.us/my.php?image=ushousecommitteeto9.jpg
I am sure my Lad is just out of the camera view. |
_________________ You must be stupied and mad you bastard full she goat. (Charles Soludo)
Madam, is not your signature for Christ sack (Prince Tony Yobo William)
WOMAN YOU SMELL UR ASS SOON AND DIE LIKE RAT WAIT THERE (Barrister John Ola)
I will cock you in a bottle and add peper to your eyes while you will die (My lost love Lad...Morgan)
fuck off and never contact me any more get this insult to your entire family (Barrister Philip Nowoke after 9 futile trips to WU)
I don't know how you think they will be liking your asshole (Paul Mbecki - banker Lad) |
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Inspector Gadget
Angel of unrealistic meetings
Joined: 20 Feb 2007
Posts: 6259
Location: Trumpton
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Thu May 03, 2007 3:34 pm |
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It's the new game :
Spot the Lad
You put an 'X' where you think he is standing,
nearest to his nose wins a prize. |
_________________ x2 Co bait with Rumbero Sao Tome island to Gabon van donation
Co bait with Jayhawk and VJD. Stanley's bottle tour Aba to Lagos
Team Hector, airport in installments and St Louis to Kayes
Halil, Cotonou to Accra
+ Precious 10/08/11
x8 x34 x 73
grown up man like him, still doing all this shit games - Stanley, (he doesn't like Parcel Direct)
You again do the strange reflections stuffed with drugs? - Natalia
x3 Hector 24/1/13 Moses 15th Oct 2011
x 2Mick Ole 11th Sept 2014-16 Asare Akuffo start 4th Aug 2014 |
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Joaquin
419Eater is my life
Joined: 14 Mar 2005
Posts: 456
Location: Guatemala (GMT-6)
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Thu May 03, 2007 3:55 pm |
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asiaguy wrote: |
He sent this photo of him testifying against me |
Well, then your lad is Allan Greenspan. He is the one testifying (barely noticeable in the edge of the photo, in a table in front of a photographer taking pics).
With all the free time old Allan's got now after retiring from being head of the Federal Reserve, and all his connections, you are really in deep sh**. Watch out. |
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dear sir
after waiting at the airport for 3 hours i did not see you, i was there till the last pilot came out, what is the position , are you in belgium or still in usa pls write me back , am confused - Patrick Williams
you must be a mad man why can,t you understand simple language it your
stupid mother that have head like that of sadam hussien that was hang
may your mouth bend to your back idiot i am helping you and you are talking trash.
francis mensah |
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Captain Pike
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Dec 2005
Posts: 2579
Location: Starbase 11
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Thu May 03, 2007 5:04 pm |
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^^^ Alan Greenspan? Great Caesar's Ghost! He must have learned how to be a lad, I mean, he must have learned how to get involved in these types of things from Charles Soludo himself! |
_________________ x13 x5 (393 days)
"On the 21st of April 2001, my client? His wife and their three children were involved in a plane crash of Union Transport Africans Flight Boeing 727 in Cotonou, Benin Republic on the December 26,2003" Barrister Olorunshogo Williams, 25 October 2004.
"I am in reciept of your mail,i want you to know that you are really getting on my nerves." Burt Hardley, Wellkang International, 20 November 2007
"Please worry, we have already advice the FBI and they don't need to call you. They are very brianliant and intelident. They will get you soon. " Mr. Paul Rogers, Global Medical Equipment, 20 November 2007
As of 26 February 2009, $2,231,983.53 of fake checks and money orders have been intercepted and removed from circulation. |
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Tom Servo
Master Baiter
Joined: 10 Apr 2006
Posts: 153
Location: Satellite of Love
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Thu May 03, 2007 6:33 pm |
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He's not Greenspan! He's the one in the back with the pink/fuschia coat. |
_________________ "THE CASHIER'S CHEQUE IS HERE WITH ME WRITTEN ON YOUR NAME." - M1ke Jude
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Posted:
Thu May 03, 2007 6:52 pm |
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The title of this thread makes me laugh every time I see it. |
_________________
Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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