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jefflebowski
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Tue May 01, 2007 1:01 pm |
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I think more car based stunts, I like the holding onto the windscreen one, it must be filmed from both inside AND outside the car mind, just to make sure he isnt cheating/using special effects.
How about some car driving stunts? A jump maybe? Or jumping out of a moving vehicle?
Going with Slowfreddie's Wild west theme - I've always thought being dragged along by a horse on a length of rope is a fairly basic stunt all stuntmen should know. Of course, the horse can be replaced by a car/motorbike etc.
Obviously all the above stunts can have fire added into them.
You could think of some kind of audition points scheme where they have to get a certain number of points to pass then you could award points accordingly
10 points for being dragged by a horse (+10 for being on fire while being dragged)
50 points for jumping one car over another (+100 if the car being jumped is on fire)
10 points for having a bottle smashed over the head (+50 for it being a molotov cocktail)
10 points for jumping through a glass window (+10 for being on fire)
Etc etc..
The key would be making the pass possible in one big stunt (like the car jump or something)
And the important thing to point out to the lad is FIRE INCREASES YOUR POINTS!
You could also award bonus points for any imaginative stunts he could think of.
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Osmin Below
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Tue May 01, 2007 1:40 pm |
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jefflebowski wrote: |
How about some car driving stunts? |
Airbag testing without safety belt.
Show him some "kick in the nuts" footage from the Shaolin monks and let him do the same. |
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diamondlife
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Tue May 01, 2007 1:53 pm |
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bombardier wrote: |
After losing everyones favourite stunt lad Jackson iv,e been feeling a little lonely lately
Well look what arrived today, a replacement stunt lad
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Not to sound like a killjoy or anything, but are you sure this guy is a scammer? Can't really tell from the context of your quote, but if he's heard about you from a mugu buddy or something you could be about to put someone through a world of pain and humiliation without there being just cause. Also, I'm kinda shocked about all the fire/car quotes... I don't really care how despicable a person is, putting them in real danger of death isn't cool, as much as love fscking with my pets, I'd feel quite terrible of one of them had to die or be seriously injured on my watch. |
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Dark Spirit
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Joined: 18 Mar 2007
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Tue May 01, 2007 2:14 pm |
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I always thought I knew what sadistic meant then along comes slowfreddie and takes it to a whole new level good on ya slowfreddie
@diamondlife
Bombadier is no fool and will call the shots he sees fit, no one wants to kill people here and Bombadier will of course be sure of the lad's intent before the whole world of pain thing you mentioned.
BTW do you have any idea of how many lives these scammer scum have destroyed or even taken on occasions and continue to do so on a daily basis?
I don't want to be negative about your comments but the baiters here like, Bombadier are no fools, trust them and enjoy the video |
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bombardier
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Tue May 01, 2007 3:07 pm |
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Just to make DL feel a little better.
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but are you sure this guy is a scammer? |
Umm, yep.
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but if he's heard about you from a mugu buddy or something |
He heard about me from a ASEM sent to around 1000 known lads.
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Also, I'm kinda shocked about all the fire/car quotes |
Fire and cars are cool, cars on fire are better.
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putting them in real danger of death isn't cool |
There are a few around here that would disagree but then we are all entitled to our own opinion.
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Dark Spirit
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Tue May 01, 2007 3:19 pm |
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@ bombadier
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Fire and cars are cool, cars on fire are better. |
Please do not make comments like this,,,,
I almost fell of my chair laughing I could have hurt myself |
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jojobean
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Tue May 01, 2007 3:22 pm |
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putting them in real danger of death isn't cool |
I, for one, completely disagree. Putting these scum in danger is a very cool thing to do. While they are lighting themselves on fire, they cannot be scamming my grandmother out of her retirement. |
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asiaguy
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Tue May 01, 2007 4:22 pm |
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I'm kinda shocked about all the fire/car quotes... |
Based on the cost of an automobile to a Lad, it is highly unlikely that any automobile will be harmed, hurt or endangered in any way.
While I too believe it is unethical to hurt, damage or destroy and innocent car...I'm comfortable that all automobiles will be completely safe. |
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techitoes
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Tue May 01, 2007 4:34 pm |
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Maybe someone could arrange to ship the stunt guys several old cars to perform stunts in. I'm sure there is a port veeeeeery far from the lads' location that would be ideal to ship the cars to. |
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Bungo Pony
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Tue May 01, 2007 4:39 pm |
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While I too believe it is unethical to hurt, damage or destroy and innocent car |
Dude, you have a point. We never even had a funeral service for Jackson's pants. Better late than never |
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B. A. Ware
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Tue May 01, 2007 4:43 pm |
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FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE |
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BRUIN
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Joined: 10 Apr 2006
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Tue May 01, 2007 4:48 pm |
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I got it --- BUNJEE JUMPING
What is the highest building in Lagos?
And can it be done on fire? (the mugu, not the building)
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Bungo Pony
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Tue May 01, 2007 4:51 pm |
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Not sure he could pull off Bunjee Jumping, but it would be cool seeing him swing from a vine (or a rope) into a tree George of the Jungle style |
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A Jersey housewife
419Eater is my life
Joined: 02 Apr 2007
Posts: 282
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Tue May 01, 2007 6:00 pm |
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What about a crash course in becoming a matador? |
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Scam Patroller
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Tue May 01, 2007 6:08 pm |
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Raoul Duke
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Tue May 01, 2007 6:11 pm |
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Base jumping with an umbrella... |
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Bait Voyeur
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Joined: 29 Apr 2007
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Tue May 01, 2007 6:53 pm |
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Let's not forget the ol' getting dragged behind a galloping horse stunt. Or dragged behind a fully-harnessed chuckwagon. |
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Bait Voyeur
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Tue May 01, 2007 6:57 pm |
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...make that a fully-harnessed BURNING chuckwagon. |
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bombardier
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Tue May 01, 2007 7:55 pm |
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Bloody hell.... 4 emails in and stunt lad 1 wants to be the boss man.
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Dear Colt.
I quit understand all you are saying.Being truthfull and honesty.Right.I would do just all that.I am not that capable of doing this.As i am re assuring you that i can be an agent that would be working for you here in Africa.To entrust your trust on.I would be very gratefull to work with you.
I have ,and know people in this Area where i stay so i can be a very good agent to work for you.I would like to know your mind and response.
Regard
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Poor little lad just needs a bit of encouragement i think otherwise he could have his mates re-enact the opening scene from saving private ryan. |
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rumbero
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Tue May 01, 2007 9:25 pm |
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Before the lad can be your agent. He has to perform some simple stunts,
this will let you know if he has the understanding of what a stunt is all about. |
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Raoul Duke
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Tue May 01, 2007 9:35 pm |
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bombardier wrote: |
Poor little lad just needs a bit of encouragement i think otherwise he could have his mates re-enact the opening scene from saving private ryan. |
Bombadier, if you need any ref materials for WW2 props so the lads can build their own out of wood, PM me.
I think a war epic is what's needed |
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B. A. Ware
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Tue May 01, 2007 9:52 pm |
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crossfire
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Tue May 01, 2007 9:54 pm |
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anything goes, just make sure their is plenty of fire and no water for miles away |
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jefflebowski
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Wed May 02, 2007 5:43 am |
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bombardier wrote: |
he could have his mates re-enact the opening scene from saving private ryan. |
I hope you mean the scene where they use the flame thrower on the enemy bunker! |
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rhinocoress
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Wed May 02, 2007 6:09 am |
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i have a one, since fire and jumping seem to be the preferred danger elements...have the lad erect two very tall poles in the ground, as long and thick as possible, like logs....then he has to climb up one, and as he's doing that someone lights the bottom, so he has to shimmy up as fast as he can....and once he's at the top with no place to go he jumps onto the other pole 5 feet away |
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