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*** BANNED *** Joined: 02 Jan 2006 Posts: 2021

After losing everyones favourite stunt lad Jackson iv,e been feeling a little lonely lately Sad

Well look what arrived today, a replacement stunt lad Razz

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Dear sir/ Mr Colt Seavers
I am Joxxxxxx.A. Ixxxxx in Nigeria and i heard about your producing those that wanted to be a stunt guy and i am interested of being a stunt guy and being paid fastly so please will you please tell me how to go about it, i await your reponse to my email.

Your Faithfully
Joxxxxxx Ixxxxx

Wish me luck Twisted Evil

Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 5:14 pm

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being paid fastly

Well no problem there that I can see
New stunts, old ones revisited?
Trolley surf, but has to jump out of the trolley and over a fence for me please.

Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 5:18 pm

Bombadier - You are the only baiter who has perfected the art of burning the lad DURING the bait.

Challenge: can you get him to do a high dive off something (bridge) into a body of water?

Bruin

P.S. On second thought, make that a high dive WHILE ON FIRE into a body of water!

Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 5:19 pm

Great news, Bombardier ! Can you make him perform some of his stunts with a huge polysterene nose on ? Please ... Very Happy

Master Baiter Joined: 26 Mar 2007 Posts: 149

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Trolley surf, but has to jump out of the trolley and over a fence for me please.

With fireworks attached to the trolley? For Chipmunk?

Can he do stunts while waving flags in both hands?

And how about a special suit?

Are there stunt clowns?

Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 5:52 pm

Of Course Bombardier you have proof of what great things one of your apprentices can go onto with Jackson. Wasn't he in Lord of the Rings ? Laughing

but he lost the role because he was too inflammable.

Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 6:02 pm

Remember synthetic clothes are the stuntman's friend, especially around fire...

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 Mar 2006 Posts: 7103 Location: Yes

Heheh. Maybe get him to sing the "Fall Guy" theme song while lighting himself on fire??

Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 6:21 pm

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i am interested of being a stunt guy and being paid fastly

Well one out of two ain't bad Laughing

Can't wait to see what you have in store here Bombadier. If you are taking requests, I want to see your lad hold onto the windshield of a speeding car...thats like Stunt Man 101 there Wink

Oh, also if the car can fly off a cliff, that would be great too! Laughing

Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 6:24 pm

BRUIN wrote:

Challenge: can you get him to do a high dive off something (bridge) into a body of water?

I like this idea, but not into a body of water. Something less giving. Like a body of concrete.

*** BANNED *** Joined: 02 Jan 2006 Posts: 2021

I like the jumping off the bridge thing but we need more fire Twisted Evil

Its early days yet but i`m taking notes of all suggestions.
(Just had another lad reply)

Master Baiter Joined: 26 Mar 2007 Posts: 149

How about Tarzan style swinging on ropes. Burning ropes.

Master Baiter Joined: 26 Mar 2007 Posts: 149

Or taking puches from boxing gloves. Burning boxing gloves.

Master Baiter Joined: 09 Feb 2007 Posts: 101

You lost the old one? What happened?

Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 7:35 pm

How about he runs down the street trailing a burning Nigerian flag? That could cause quite a stir. Laughing

Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 7:43 pm

I want to see a bottle being broken over his head. Please have him do the bottle stunt.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=AaF-WO-Y7-U

Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 7:45 pm

How about lighting his jeans between his legs while singing, GREAT BALLS OF FIRE Twisted Evil

EDIT, can I download the first videos 1 and 2 somehow....?????

Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 7:52 pm

He's gotta take the roll of a crash test dummy. Have him rent, borrow, or buy a car and crash it into a brick wall.

419Eater Admin Joined: 30 Sep 2003 Posts: 7469

I am at your service if any video arrives Smile

Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 8:40 pm

You are totally demented and wicked Laughing

I love the other stunts. but call them a learning experience.
New Stunts.

1. Have the mugu do a war scene along with some of his friends, recreate a battle in a mud puddle.

2. Have the lad use a skate board while he hangs from a speeding car.

3. A karate scene would also be nice. A chair being broken over the lads back.

4 A bicycle jump into some water

Just a few ideas

Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 8:40 pm

Anything that "Buster" of Mythbusters fame has had done to him should be used as suggestions. Laughing

It might make a damn funny video for him to re-produce the 'flaming toilet' myth, where someone's gas-output into the toilet bowl was so strong that dropping the leftover butt of his lit cigarette between his legs into the toilet bowl caused a flash-fire that burned off his lower pubic hair....

As it is a myth he's reproducing as a stunt, he will have to use kerosene or gasoline in the toilet bowl so that it actually catches..... Twisted Evil

Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 8:59 pm

Have him drive the governor car off a bridge like in triple XXX, just don't
give a parachute for landing.

Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 9:00 pm

Some big old helium balloons tied to a chair go up in the air. Myth Busters busted it, but they were just using the standard type of balloon that you get at the store for someone that is sick or whatever. I am talking big old weather type ones!

Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 11:57 pm

HugginsDUI wrote:

You lost the old one? What happened?

Check out older fora topics, "Its all over" posted by Bombardier with the last post dated Tue Apr 10 2007.

*sniff* Such a bitter lad, considering all the lovely new stuntman skills he has acquired and all. Wink

Good luck with this new one, Bombardier -- this lad has the potential to be very entertaining.

Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 12:43 pm

More thoughts :
A Wild West theme, going to remake a Clint Eastwood classic.
So, falling off roof when shot
falling into a water trough when shot
falling through a window when shot
falling off a horse when shot
riding on the side of a horse, shooting over the top
pulling up from a fast gallop and jumping off
running along side a horse and jumping up
Bar fight with chairs and tables being smashed
running into a burning building and out again with damsel in distress
(pushing theme a bit but it does have fire)

Someone used to do an act where they sat on a toilet seat with TNT in the toilet..... BANG....smoke flames etc. (but not in a Western)