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Chibuike
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 07 Mar 2006
Posts: 693
Location: My corner of the world...
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Sun Apr 29, 2007 10:54 pm |
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Someone out there needs to do a book of lad quotes. My fav is one of the moderators whose lad says he loves his goat. Priceless! If someone does do a book let me know because I will buy 50 copies for Christmas gifts.  |
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"I didn't know Oscar was a pimp!" Chibuike
"simple....go fuck a tree trunk" Phillip Johnson
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419weasel
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 Jan 2006
Posts: 4207
Location: Somewhere in a hole. Waiting.
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Les Noise
Elite Baiter
Joined: 06 Mar 2006
Posts: 1098
Location: Behind the fridge
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Sun Apr 29, 2007 11:48 pm |
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I think we're on the same page weasel. 
Sorry I'm trying to turn over a new leaf. |
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Mon Apr 30, 2007 10:00 am |
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Of course, if you buy a copy, you can only pay by Western Union. If I bought one I would also need assurance that it would be 100% risky free. A RSOT on the cover will do, then I know it is a genuine purchase. |
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£1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
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"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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Artemis
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Feb 2006
Posts: 31267
Location: Lower Elements
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Mon Apr 30, 2007 11:37 am |
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I do keep a record of all the goofy sayings I get from the lads.
I know there is a thread for this but one of my favourites is
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Gnasher
Baiting Guru
Joined: 29 May 2006
Posts: 2849
Location: Centre Stage in the Theatre of Cruelty
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Mon Apr 30, 2007 11:46 am |
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I still love the Federal Ministry of Fancies in my siggy (he meant Finance). |
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"you have to pay because he need to submit this form to the Federal Ministry Of Fancies" Barrister John/Mike/Richard Okeke
"they are in deed the swinders rotating about in the net and searching for whom they will stylishly defraud your belongings" A. Moron
"Please pray harder for God to guide and protect us during our travelling because flight airplane i observe is a very big risky" Abdul Karibu
"WE DOESN'T LIKE HOW DISOBIDIENT YOU ARE!" Coco Law Chambers
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wayne
Account closed at users request
Joined: 05 Dec 2005
Posts: 3630
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Mon Apr 30, 2007 12:54 pm |
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If someone's volunteering to go through everyone's sigs to take the quotes and put them all in one place, it'd definately make for good reading. |
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Mon Apr 30, 2007 1:54 pm |
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^^^^I think we have the potential of a best seller on our hands, but just don't tell shiver, otherwise he will grab the copyright royalties.
[Edit] Something like Colemanballs, but for ladisms. We need a snappy title....How about ' Eats, Shoots Self In Foot And Leaves'? |
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£1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
x135 (at 26/9/2008) x138
"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Mon Apr 30, 2007 5:29 pm |
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I'm not a mod, so I am not sure if this was the one you meant:
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| I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lovbe the goat. |
This particular lad sold his couch to buy a goat. Still has it as far as I know. |
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Christ  Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris  Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin  Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2  5k miles  x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc   Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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Chibuike
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 07 Mar 2006
Posts: 693
Location: My corner of the world...
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Mon Apr 30, 2007 5:36 pm |
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Yip, JoJo that's the one! I would even put that on a t-shirt. |
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"simple....go fuck a tree trunk" Phillip Johnson
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