NSFW - Sexy Letter, Russian Style!!

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Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 1:42 am

I think the following attempt at a sexy letter speaks for itself, my scammer uses "the translation firm" of course and I await the next email which will be from the manager of said translation firm informing me that said scammer is no longer able to send me emails as "she" can no longer afford to pay for their services and if I wish to correspond further with "her" I will have to pay blah blah blah....... anyhoo, the following I received today and found it oddly erotic, slightly confusing, mildly arousing and a downright hoot!!! Definitely NSFW though be advised....

"Hi, my love XXX!

I'm happy to hear from you again! Sorry for the delay in my reply, the
translation office was closed for days off and I had no opportunity to
write you earlier. Please, don't be upset, OK. You are right, the
thought of you moisten me. I even have sexual fantasies. Do you want
to hear one of them?

I just come out from the shower and you was sitting on your bed,
suddenly my cloths fell down, I look so beautiful in that naked view
on your sight, you just get up from the bed and hugged me in a
standing position and kissed my lips so gently and our tongues had
played each other many styles, slowly your tongue went down on my
nipples and sucked them both beautiful sweet nipples in an
unforgettable manner, again you brushed the top of my breasts,
enveloped in a luminous, pearly skin, so thin that microscopic veins
show through. We kissed softly, then passionately, until we both lie
down on the bed and press our bodies together. I lie on my back, and
allow you again to taste my body. You gain softly kissed every inch of
my velvety skin, my neck, my ears, my breasts, my butts, my pussy, my
clits. I turn over, and you kissed the back of my neck, down my spine,
lingering on the beautiful firm heap. Again you restore me to my back,
kissed the way up my legs, indulge for a few minutes on my upper
thighs. But I wait for you to draw your head between my legs, but
still you placed your hands around my hips, seize each buttock with
your hand and spread my legs. Oh! My sweet and perfumed clits, I
wanted you to adore it, but you withdraw from your head, I accepted
it. But you just pinned my hands down and start to lick my clits and
gently spread my legs even more and you started to lapping my slit up
to my clit continuously. Mean while, I saw your penis getting up in a
half stiffed way, without your care I just catch your penis and very
deliciously sucked it and inspire your mood in high power grade.
During that time you have been rendering very gently blow on my cleft,
then run your tongue between my inner and outer labia on one side,
then the other, while holding the two together with your lips. Then
you moved down, and licked my pussy from bottom to top, slowly
sticking your tongue inside and out, as deeply as possible. Then you
moisten two fingers and insert them in my inner recesses, again you
moved up to my clit and softly rotate your tongue around it. So I got
maximum spirits and I'm getting out of control as well, Then you
suggested me to stay on my back, and spread my legs and let your
strong and stiffed Penis into my essence, so that you can deliriously
and selfishly explode inside me. I arch my back, you looked at it and
watch few minutes and thrust my pelvis further against my mouth. You
know that I'm to the edge of orgasm, but you stopped me and spread my
legs even more and prolong the agony. You just blow on my clit and I
squirm and moan but you was ruthless, I felt that your penis wildly,
and you continue loving me and your penis still stiff and pressed
inside and below of my anus hole, simultaneously played an amazing
blow until our climax makes us shudder. You won�t leave me away at
that time even, you were just keeping your movement and making love to
me quietly until I subside. Suddenly I move away and grab your
shoulders, throw you on your back, and voraciously take your penis
into my mouth. I used it my tongue to caress your member, and start
moving my head rhythmically, up and down your shaft. You become
alarmed. You are now close to achieving a climax � indescribable
pleasure, temping you to let go. But I won�t allow you to get climax,
I angrily let your throbbing penis go, throw you on your back, then
straddle you on top. You hold my arms down while I slowly lower myself
on you. I felt that my womb opens for you, and my descend on the
shaft, slowly. Your savor parting and penetrating me until we totally
join and I stretched to kiss your breasts. You moan and I need to
move, to feel your hard cock inside of me. Than I start moving my hips
up and down, sideways, forward and backwards, until our moan and I
felt that your explosive orgasm. Your pleasure excites me even more.
So I keep riding on you, until you have another orgasm, then another.
How was it?

Hope you like it. Wait for your reply with great impatience.

With tender kisses - Anna.

Especially I shall cherish the inane, "Mean while, I saw your penis getting up in a half stiffed way, without your care I just catch your penis and very deliciously sucked it and inspire your mood in high power grade."
Nothing like authentic gibberish to send one from mild arousement to paroxysms of guffawing, hehe.

Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 5:34 am

That's fantastic! I found it hard to whackett while I was laughing so hard. You seem to have landed a certified Class-5 pervert on this bait!

"Oh! My sweet and perfumed clits". Just how many people are involved in this act anyway? Dang if you can get a picture of those clits, you could make a fortune.

This scammer is slightly creative, dangerously aroused and very, very confused about human anatomy. Sounds like fun!

Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 7:48 am

Quote:

my butts, my pussy, my
clits.

How many does this lucky girl have?

Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 8:31 am

Quote:

Mean while, I saw your penis getting up in a
half stiffed way, without your care I just catch your penis and very
deliciously sucked it and inspire your mood in high power grade.

Pass the Viagra!

Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 8:39 am

Ah well. You'll just have to tell her that it's obviously not to be.

You're a single clit kind of man. Laughing

Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 8:44 am

Must have been fun for the translator Embarassed

Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 9:55 am

I have a scam going at the moment as a woman, so I might use some of that! Besides he can't spell or write so he might even like it Laughing

Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 10:21 am

There's enough siggy material in there for a whole year! Very Happy

Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 10:24 pm

Hehehe, ahhh baiting life can be fun at times....

Not quite a Newb Joined: 06 Mar 2007 Posts: 27

Quote:

I angrily let your throbbing penis go, throw you on your back

She must be a big strong , muscular girl Shocked

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 24 Feb 2006 Posts: 713

Has she been reading Jilly Cooper?

Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 5:38 pm

One of my characters, Annie L. Gus will send some of that off if its OK.

Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 11:16 pm

Quote:

I angrily let your throbbing penis go, throw you on your back

I have one going at the moment who also thinks she as strong as an ox.

Quote:

BELOVED, it IS a PITY to ME, THAT YOU NOT HERE WITH ME NOW, I SHALL CARRY YOU In the BEDROOM, And WE WOULD NOT LEAVE For one mONTH!!!

Mind you in my bait I'm 6' 6" and weigh 220 lbs
They must be into human mens growth hormones Laughing

Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2007 10:42 am

up_and_under wrote:

They must be into human mens growth hormones Laughing

Whatever gave you that idea? Laughing

Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2007 12:43 pm

I wonder what sort of oil changes are used in that siphon?
Besides in that photo is there something wrong with her hips?

Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2007 7:38 pm

Very entertaining to wander into this forum every now and again... Razz

I had a few minutes to spare and send the entire text of the email to about 50 ramdomly selected lotto-lads. Just because I like randomness...
Here's the only reply I got back so far Wink

Quote:

"[email protected]" <[email protected]> to me
date Apr 28, 2007 1:30 PM
subject Re: Hi my love!
mailed-by aim.com
MY LOVE PLS CAN I GET 200 EUROS FROM YOU

Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2007 7:50 pm

How many does This Vlad woman have ??

Quote:

My sweet and perfumed clits

Must be some kind of breeding experiment that went wrong, OR maybe right Twisted Evil

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 14 Apr 2007 Posts: 16

I'm baiting an Anna, wonder if its the same guy...

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 29 Apr 2007 Posts: 11

Luther Blissett wrote:

I had a few minutes to spare and send the entire text of the email to about 50 ramdomly selected lotto-lads.

Tried that myself. Got this back:

Quote:

Dear *********,

How are you doing with health and your family, hope all is well? I read your message and the contents are quite noted. As well I appreciate your maximum cooperation towards the success of this transaction. Once again I am Mr. Bala Martins the Managing Director of the CITITRUST FINANCE, Lagos . I am 52 years old.

Dear *******, It does not matter if you are or not, what the bank want is someone who can provide all requirements that will be needed for the claim. Bear in mind you don�t have to panic because the deceased died without a WRITTEN WILL attached to his account therefore fund will definitely be approved on your favor.

What I need from you is to act as the next of kin to Late Anthony P Tidwell a customer with the bank. As the managing Director of the bank I have taken all necessary measures within the banking hall to secure and ensure that we get fund out of the bank within 14 working days only if you adhere to keep me in touch.

I am ready to provide all vital banking information that will be needed for the claim of the total sum of USD $11,560,000 deposited by deceased. But before we commence I will be glad to more swiftly to have a telephone conversation with you, this is m mobile number ........+234-1-897-8906. Or better you can send me your mobile number for us to conversation.

I await your urgent response, have a pleasant day.

Mr. Bala Martins.

Don't think he even read the contents of the mail. It's like talking to a robot.

Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 11:11 am

Two clits. Is she from Chernobyl? Shocked

I'll get my coat.

Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 12:03 pm

Quote:

So I keep riding on you, until you have another orgasm, then another.

I'm getting old. Crying or Very sad

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