I just used the f word

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Master Baiter Joined: 05 Mar 2007 Posts: 176

I am not an english speaker, so I don't have many occasions to write the f word. I am a lady, after all Smile

But today one of my lads was so irritating that I had to use it. It was nice. I have to slap my lads more often Smile

What he said to irritate me:

Quote:

I am sorry you never sent any money and you and I know that ,what will it profit you by lying to me,have you forgotten that western union is a transaction that can be tracked on line,why dont you check the payment you said you made online and see if there will be any match found and if realy as you said you made the payment there is no need for a code all you need do is send me the the information you used in making the payment just like the one I sent you and the 10digit MTCN number text question and answer ,so my friend after your first excuse I sensed that this could be another of your game,my dear if you are not willing to assist me with this transaction just say so and save us the time and stress.

I gave him an ultimatum:

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Look, I am fed up with this thing, ok?
I SENT THE DAMN PAYMENT!!!!!
I received a code, not the MTCN, and if you are too lazy to just put a damn code in a field and follow some f*** instructions, that's your problem.
If you don't take this money today I am going to take it back and we are going to stop our conversations because I am not here to have business with some lazy person.

Well, my character was angry but I was glad about my good work. He now knows that I play games and he is waiting for the next one Smile

Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 11:47 am

I can swear a lot in my baits, depending on who my persona is.

For example, hearken to :

Quote:

$350 to post a f*cking letter? $250 dollars for insurance? Are you off your f*cking head? All you need is a f*cking postage stamp! Just put the cheque inside a greeting card and post the f*cking thing to my address! And I don't want any f*cking insurance! Just post the f*cking thing!
What f*cking planet do you live on?

On the other hand, is far more restrained:

Quote:

You are a gorram lying, conniving, stinking son of a bitch who damn near caused my death.

Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 12:03 pm

I love the f word. In Sweden we don't have anything even remotely close,
so I compensate by using it excessively whenever I talk to American friends.

For some reason, my number of friends have dropped over the years...

Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 12:14 pm

I love using the f-word with the lads, but not half as much as the c-word. Shocked

419Eater is my life Joined: 26 Apr 2006 Posts: 476

I do swear alot when talking to lads, theres no point in being civilised with these animals. I like how they act all offended "how dare you talk to me like that, Im a barrister/doctor/priest/cancer victim"

Certainly brightens my day! Very Happy

Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 12:56 pm

All my slaps are profanity ridden. That's half the fun, the switch from nice guy to evil, twisted SOB in the blink of an eye keep them constantly confused.

Master Baiter Joined: 11 Apr 2007 Posts: 101

pLEASE POST US HIS REPLY TO YOUR REMARK, I CAN'T WAIT TO KNOW HOW HE REACTS, AND I HOPE ITS WITH WIMPERING

Master Baiter Joined: 26 Mar 2007 Posts: 149

By f-word are we talking "frack," "flip," or "fudge?"

Master Baiter Joined: 05 Mar 2007 Posts: 176

@rhinocoress

I will do that Smile

That's the reward of straight baiting. To show other baiters our baits.

@Chipmunk

Let me think... Fudge is almost there Smile

Master Baiter Joined: 05 Mar 2007 Posts: 176

He answered:

Quote:

You can not fool me ,I will advice you take back the money you claimed you sent.

Since I cannot fool him (anymore) I will give him to all of you who might want to try a straight bait, or even better, a safari or a trophy.

If you are successful I will be glad to be updated Smile

Just pm me and I will give his add. I am not sure if I can post the email here.

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 27 Apr 2007 Posts: 16

Swearing is fun, so use all of them Smile

BUT remember to add "ing" to anything that isn't "fxxx you" or "fxxx off" or "what the fxxx" or "I don't give a fxxx"

Nouns don't have "ing", pretty much anything else does eg adjectives or adverbs and you can fit this versatile word in almost anywhere

Happy fxxxing swearing!

Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 11:12 pm

This just inspired me to abuse several of my lads today. We will see what tomorrow morning brings us.... I swore at all of them but good. Of course being the is hard work. It will keep me out of town for a few days keeping him up for every task that he has a head of him. Also I have started using the word in all of my dealings with the Lads.... so I hope you all start to see that word come back to you.

Master Baiter Joined: 05 Mar 2007 Posts: 176

Thanks for the lesson Smile

I am sure it will be useful.

*** BANNED *** Joined: 19 Jul 2004 Posts: 140

Censorship eh? Well, we need to keep 12 year olds from seeing "bad words," otherwise they might fly in murderous rages. Thanks for keeping us safe from the wrath of f*.

*** BANNED *** Joined: 19 Jul 2004 Posts: 140

Automatic censorship on this board eh? Everyone knows that if a 12 year old saw the f word, he would fly in a murderous rage. Thank you for saving us from the wrath of the f word!

I also think there should be a rule on this board that no one should offend anyone ever. That way it would stop people from getting mad and doing things they might regret.

Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2007 10:59 am

There is no automatic censorship on this Board.
We usually find that adults don't need to post profanities and that it is the more childish members who get an ego-boost from posting 'naughty' words.

BTW, it is noticeable that everyone had refrained from using the actual f word in this thread until the 14th post. Wink

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 29 Apr 2007 Posts: 6

@Franc28,

LOL I should have known you hung around in here... Hi Franc! Guess who this is?

Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 4:00 am

joane... you're mean. Twisted Evil

How SEXY! Swear at ME! Very Happy

Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 6:19 am

Hi Mod Breddan Butter ^^

You've got that right. While The F-Word appears in my sig as an angry Lad response, I always maintain a sense of decorum and never use it in a personal posting. It's a rare time when I even resort to using that word with the lads...

But once in a while, when they tell me some unbelievable garbarge--par for the course-- I ask them "Are you out of your F***ing mind?"

cheerz--jervis

Master Baiter Joined: 05 Mar 2007 Posts: 176

Jen, is "go freeze yourself" hot enough? Smile

Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 2:24 pm

Although this is a link and could go in the links thread, I thought is appropriate to post here as an educational offering to our non-English-speaking members who desire a more thorough knowledge of the f word.

It's pretty funny, even for those of us with a more in-depth knowledge of profanity.

http://www.killsometime.com/animations/animation.asp?ID=47

Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 3:00 pm

@joanekaf:

Not even close!

You may have to open up an entirely new thread to hurl abuse at me!

(Please?) Very Happy

Master Baiter Joined: 05 Mar 2007 Posts: 176

hahahhaha

I don't want to do that, you are too nice Smile

Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 5:07 am

This thread is just too good. I've been tracking this topic with my own baits for a while, and lads are funny creatures with profanity. Some of them actually seem to hate it, and others just pretend because it makes them look more respectable I think.

Regardless, it's actually nice to visit a forum that's not riddled by posts containing F's everywhere. Personally I'm in favour of all forms of profanity, but it has its proper place.

And an angry lad MIS-using dirty words, now that's the proper place! My fave was a lad who offered to beat the "no s**t" out of me, or the one who wanted to "f*** me dearly" for sending her bogus bank info.

Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 7:20 am

Like yastreb above^^

Once the bogus 'secretary/banker/barrister/hotel owner/doctor' etc pisses me off--and I still have them on the hook--I have no qualms at throwing the F-word around in anger. It's done by me to insult or obtain an apology. Or tell the original mugu that his other alias is a complete moron, and create a wedge there. It works most of the time.