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Chipmunk
Master Baiter
Joined: 26 Mar 2007
Posts: 149
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Thu Apr 26, 2007 7:54 pm |
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"i will be ready to joj your church with one condition that i will never told to put any lattoo on body as most of churches uses that as a symbol or whatever.
and how are you going to pay the fee for doing swearing of affidavits on your name to put as the depositor so that the fund can go freely and easily without any hitch.?
secondly,after doing the change ,i will prepare myself to meet you as to be registered as your church member with working greatly to thy LORD."
Sounds like he went a round with the Church of the Tattooed Saint. |
_________________ "Your stupid questions made me to searching your name and I found out that you are spammer. Nobody answered Xxxxxx Xxxxxxxx , it is witches name. God must repent you ."
"If you fail to provide the Documents to us, we will charge you with the FBI and take our proper action against you for not proofing to us the legitimate of the fund you are about to receive."
"i will be ready to joj your church with one condition that i will never told to put any lattoo on body as most of churches uses that as a symbol or whatever." |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Posted:
Thu Apr 26, 2007 7:56 pm |
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BWHAHAHA! Talk about a jaded lad!!! |
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Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
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Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
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JMRazor
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2006
Posts: 7103
Location: Yes
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Thu Apr 26, 2007 7:59 pm |
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The Man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 Apr 2007
Posts: 2885
Location: La La Land
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Thu Apr 26, 2007 8:08 pm |
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I heard that tounge peircing was the way to go.... |
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The Man
YOU ARE A CHILD OF SATAN WITH YOUR HUNGRY DIRTY BODY ,TUNDER FIRE YOU BIG HEAD IDIOT !!! HA HA HA HA HA
IS THIS HOW YOU DECIDED TO TREAT US AFTER ALL WE WENT THROUGH?YOU MADE US TRAVELLED TO ABUJA AND INDEBTED US.
"Cursed is your mother that gave birth to a family-disgrace like you. Cursed is your father he could not control his lust for anything under skate"
"hey u crakhead motherf*cking nitwit, from the way u express the cockamamy sh*t that ur dumb brain is made up of it's so obvious that u never really made it past elementary school but anywayz dogs don't have to go to school afterall."
(Lagos to Abuja)
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shishtavi
Master Baiter
Joined: 25 Jul 2005
Posts: 244
Location: New Zealand
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Thu Apr 26, 2007 8:13 pm |
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Ask if he has had a tattoo from any other church and get pics, if he saved them it won't be too hard for him to comply |
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"it should have occured to me being stranded the second time here in Ghana and your miserable organization cant even offer a $100 for my rescue,idiots!" - M0ses Uz3m3
"I need to get my donation now or else i will be forced to think ortherwise" - m0ses uz3m3
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Doctor X
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Joined: 15 Apr 2007
Posts: 766
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Thu Apr 26, 2007 9:05 pm |
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After confirmation that he has a "heretical" tattoo, let him know you church--following the teachings of the Bible--forbids any tattoos.
He must remove it with the Holy Erasure:
--J.D. |
_________________ וגם־אני נתתי להם חקים לא טובים ומשפטים לא יחיו בהם
ואטמא אותם במתנותם בהעביר כל־פטר רחם למען אשםם למען אשר ידעו אשר אני יהוה |
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Connie L. Gus
Moderator
Joined: 07 Oct 2005
Posts: 7243
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Thu Apr 26, 2007 9:31 pm |
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Cut and paste a little or a lot from the following.
http://www.gotquestions.org/tattoos-sin.html
It will make it easier to baptize your lad with goats milk and fish juice. |
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I am stranderd. Henry A. Lagos to Accra, WIMPed for 67 days.
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BRUIN
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Apr 2006
Posts: 11329
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Posted:
Thu Apr 26, 2007 9:34 pm |
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Folks, note that he does not have a "tattoo", he has a "lattoo". Ask him what a "lattoo" is because you have never heard of one. . .
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Anti-419
Elite Baiter
Joined: 28 Jul 2004
Posts: 1804
Location: Bay Area, CA
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Thu Apr 26, 2007 9:41 pm |
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LOL!
Since your lad brought it, perhaps you can score some nude pics to verify if he has any markings that shows that he belongs to another faith.
He doesn't like needles. Perhaps you can use a brand iron on him. |
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rumbero
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Jun 2006
Posts: 3677
Location: All the Salsa Night Clubs
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Thu Apr 26, 2007 9:48 pm |
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^^^^ wicked idea |
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will make u understand that i'm a spiritual man (Makinwa the retarded mugu)
in juses name u will dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
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budanzig
419Eater is my life
Joined: 30 Dec 2006
Posts: 267
Location: Flying low with a high velocity
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Thu Apr 26, 2007 10:07 pm |
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BRUIN wrote: |
Folks, note that he does not have a "tattoo", he has a "lattoo". Ask him what a "lattoo" is because you have never heard of one. |
He's acknowledging that he is a lad that has been tattoo - hence the "lattoo" |
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Yakuza
419Eater is my life
Joined: 24 Oct 2006
Posts: 358
Location: NEO TOKYO
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Thu Apr 26, 2007 10:38 pm |
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very very curiuos as of what the tattoo is. |
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Chipmunk
Master Baiter
Joined: 26 Mar 2007
Posts: 149
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Posted:
Thu Apr 26, 2007 11:08 pm |
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Chipmunk will try to get pics of the sinfull tattoo.
Then our Lad can join Chipmunk's Church of Snake Handling. |
_________________ "Your stupid questions made me to searching your name and I found out that you are spammer. Nobody answered Xxxxxx Xxxxxxxx , it is witches name. God must repent you ."
"If you fail to provide the Documents to us, we will charge you with the FBI and take our proper action against you for not proofing to us the legitimate of the fund you are about to receive."
"i will be ready to joj your church with one condition that i will never told to put any lattoo on body as most of churches uses that as a symbol or whatever." |
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icrighthruU
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Joined: 08 Apr 2007
Posts: 358
Location: Over the river and through the woods
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Posted:
Thu Apr 26, 2007 11:41 pm |
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I heard that tounge peircing was the way to go |
maybe he can get a peircing some where else |
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OxygenDeprived
Baiting Guru
Joined: 05 Mar 2007
Posts: 4138
Location: Crushing Lad's spirits, one at a time...
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Posted:
Fri Apr 27, 2007 12:32 am |
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You could always start the Church Of Smurfs (or maybe I should try this...), where they have to cover themselves in blue paint allover and wear only white pants. To join, you must beseach your leader, Papa Smurf to review his pictures. If he joins, he gets use of your princess for the night, Smurfette..... |
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Prolix
Master Baiter
Joined: 05 Apr 2007
Posts: 209
Location: Ain't no bait like a topless bait
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Fri Apr 27, 2007 2:38 pm |
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Ah, Doctor X beat me to the punch. Although he did me one better by bringing the cheese grater.
Seriously, though... (as serious as I can be withthis next) your "church" really ought to have some kind of taboo regarding tattoos. If he's got one, he must purify himself in some way.
Think cucumbers, fish, bread, and milk. |
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Stargate
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Feb 2005
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Fri Apr 27, 2007 4:48 pm |
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A "lattoo" is a "lad tattoo", only shortened down into one word. |
_________________ x20 |
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Posted:
Fri Apr 27, 2007 5:10 pm |
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He doesn't like needles |
That's OK then, in West Africa most tattoos are done the 'traditional' way, with sharp sticks or blades to cut the skin and a kind of ink poultice.
As you can see, they really enjoy it. The lad on the left has already been done.
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COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
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I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
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budanzig
419Eater is my life
Joined: 30 Dec 2006
Posts: 267
Location: Flying low with a high velocity
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Posted:
Fri Apr 27, 2007 5:23 pm |
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^^^^ can anyone tell me why he is naked if it's his shoulder is being tattooed? |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Posted:
Fri Apr 27, 2007 5:35 pm |
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I have that same question. |
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Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
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Posted:
Fri Apr 27, 2007 5:46 pm |
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Church rules, the witnesses have to be in red underpants, the new member has to be naked, for reasons that even I can't remember, I think I lifted the rules from Arthur Dal3y's fake Church website, now defunct.
All 3 lads were done, they had to take it in turns to wear the pants.
LINK TO THREAD (NSFW) |
_________________ the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
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PsycheDelia_Smith
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Joined: 30 Oct 2004
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Posted:
Fri Apr 27, 2007 5:49 pm |
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^^ Always cracks me up, that does. |
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wanamaker
Master Baiter
Joined: 12 Mar 2007
Posts: 146
Location: van, down by the river
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Posted:
Sat Apr 28, 2007 3:38 am |
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Its a prison tatoo, red shorts are the jailors uniforms. |
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Ginger Head
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Jan 2006
Posts: 1455
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Posted:
Sat Apr 28, 2007 1:32 pm |
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You simply must get photos so we can find out who's had the lad already! |
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Chipmunk
Master Baiter
Joined: 26 Mar 2007
Posts: 149
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Posted:
Sat Apr 28, 2007 5:56 pm |
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Chipmunk is working on it!
But Chipmunk is not a pro at this yet. Would anyone like to be Church Secretary or some such and put him over the coals for the pic?
If so, PM me.
If not, thats ok - Chipmunk will keep working on it. |
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