Er, did someone tattoo my Lad?

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Master Baiter Joined: 26 Mar 2007 Posts: 149

"i will be ready to joj your church with one condition that i will never told to put any lattoo on body as most of churches uses that as a symbol or whatever.
and how are you going to pay the fee for doing swearing of affidavits on your name to put as the depositor so that the fund can go freely and easily without any hitch.?
secondly,after doing the change ,i will prepare myself to meet you as to be registered as your church member with working greatly to thy LORD."

Sounds like he went a round with the Church of the Tattooed Saint.

Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 7:56 pm

BWHAHAHA! Talk about a jaded lad!!!

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 Mar 2006 Posts: 7103 Location: Yes

Good thing your Church practices scarification instead! Laughing

Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 8:08 pm

I heard that tounge peircing was the way to go....

Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 8:13 pm

Ask if he has had a tattoo from any other church and get pics, if he saved them it won't be too hard for him to comply

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After confirmation that he has a "heretical" tattoo, let him know you church--following the teachings of the Bible--forbids any tattoos.

He must remove it with the Holy Erasure:

--J.D.

Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 9:31 pm

Cut and paste a little or a lot from the following.

http://www.gotquestions.org/tattoos-sin.html

It will make it easier to baptize your lad with goats milk and fish juice.

Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 9:34 pm

Folks, note that he does not have a "tattoo", he has a "lattoo". Ask him what a "lattoo" is because you have never heard of one. . .

Bruin

Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 9:41 pm

LOL!

Since your lad brought it, perhaps you can score some nude pics to verify if he has any markings that shows that he belongs to another faith.

He doesn't like needles. Perhaps you can use a brand iron on him. Twisted Evil

Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 9:48 pm

^^^^ wicked idea Laughing

Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 10:07 pm

BRUIN wrote:

Folks, note that he does not have a "tattoo", he has a "lattoo". Ask him what a "lattoo" is because you have never heard of one.

He's acknowledging that he is a lad that has been tattoo - hence the "lattoo"

Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 10:38 pm

very very curiuos as of what the tattoo is.

Master Baiter Joined: 26 Mar 2007 Posts: 149

Chipmunk will try to get pics of the sinfull tattoo.

Then our Lad can join Chipmunk's Church of Snake Handling.

Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 11:41 pm

Quote:

I heard that tounge peircing was the way to go

maybe he can get a peircing Twisted Evil

some where else Twisted Evil

Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 12:32 am

You could always start the Church Of Smurfs (or maybe I should try this...), where they have to cover themselves in blue paint allover and wear only white pants. To join, you must beseach your leader, Papa Smurf to review his pictures. If he joins, he gets use of your princess for the night, Smurfette..... Laughing

Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 2:38 pm

Ah, Doctor X beat me to the punch. Although he did me one better by bringing the cheese grater.

Seriously, though... (as serious as I can be withthis next) your "church" really ought to have some kind of taboo regarding tattoos. If he's got one, he must purify himself in some way.

Think cucumbers, fish, bread, and milk. Smile

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Feb 2005 Posts: 2301

A "lattoo" is a "lad tattoo", only shortened down into one word.

Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 5:10 pm

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He doesn't like needles

That's OK then, in West Africa most tattoos are done the 'traditional' way, with sharp sticks or blades to cut the skin and a kind of ink poultice.

As you can see, they really enjoy it. The lad on the left has already been done.

Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 5:23 pm

^^^^ can anyone tell me why he is naked if it's his shoulder is being tattooed? Shocked

Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 5:35 pm

I have that same question.

Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 5:46 pm

Church rules, the witnesses have to be in red underpants, the new member has to be naked, for reasons that even I can't remember, I think I lifted the rules from Arthur Dal3y's fake Church website, now defunct.

All 3 lads were done, they had to take it in turns to wear the pants.

LINK TO THREAD (NSFW)

Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 5:49 pm

^^

Always cracks me up, that does.

Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2007 3:38 am

Its a prison tatoo, red shorts are the jailors uniforms.

Elite Baiter Joined: 03 Jan 2006 Posts: 1455

You simply must get photos so we can find out who's had the lad already!

Master Baiter Joined: 26 Mar 2007 Posts: 149

Chipmunk is working on it!

But Chipmunk is not a pro at this yet. Would anyone like to be Church Secretary or some such and put him over the coals for the pic?

If so, PM me.

If not, thats ok - Chipmunk will keep working on it.

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