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pug
Master Baiter
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Mon Apr 23, 2007 3:56 pm |
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Ya gotta love this bait. Those poor schmucks chasing all over the place in their white robes and pink sashes. I still think that it would be a nice gesture to offer to WU them some $$ to help with the unexpected expenses, unless the fruitless trips to WU would cause them to twig. That might be a final resort if you think you're going to lose them, though. A little session with would be just what they need to take their minds off their troubles! |
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Big Worm
Elite Baiter
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Posts: 1292
Location: Hole in the ground
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Mon Apr 23, 2007 4:46 pm |
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pug wrote: |
I still think that it would be a nice gesture to offer to WU them some $$ to help with the unexpected expenses, unless the fruitless trips to WU would cause them to twig. |
The amount these two have traveled so far probably equals at least a thousand trips to WU. You also have to remember that they think they are receiving a 200K grant each.
So here is a brief update. Jojo is going to send his lad, Kevin, to Accra to meet the two TWATs. Kevin has been instructed to bring two briefcases that have combination locks. We are unsure if he can get them. If he can, then it gets interesting. Both TWATs will meet Kevin who will pretend to be the Engineers assistant. Kevin will give each of them a locked briefcase and both of them will know ahead of time that they will not receive the combination until they email Rev. Phystme. Kevin has met one of these TWATs before when he tried to visit the pyramid so the whole plan could fall to pieces pretty quickly. Either way, this is going to get interesting!
BW |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Mon Apr 23, 2007 5:43 pm |
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BW is right, as long as these lads and Kevin meet, there is absolutely no bad ending to this! If Kevin and this guy recognize each other, then the utter disappointment that they will face is enough joy for us. If they don't, and Kevin is able to get them the briefcases, they are going to be quite pissed when they think Kevin chopped his dollar. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
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maynard_g_krebbs
Master Baiter
Joined: 04 Apr 2007
Posts: 140
Location: somewhere over a rainbow
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Mon Apr 23, 2007 7:03 pm |
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That is the smartest thing I have ever heard a mugu say. |
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Big Worm
Elite Baiter
Joined: 31 May 2006
Posts: 1292
Location: Hole in the ground
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KeyserSoze
Elite Baiter
Joined: 06 Dec 2005
Posts: 1138
Location: Debo's pigeon coop
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Mon Apr 23, 2007 7:56 pm |
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They will surely recognize each other. Didn't TWAT #1 even loan Kevin some money so that he could get home? They probably spoke for a long time that day - surely it is not something they have forgotten. It wasn't even that long ago was it?
Perhaps you should let them know who they are meeting so that there are no surprises, well, not untill after they open the briefcases of course |
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jojobean
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Mon Apr 23, 2007 8:21 pm |
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^^^
Nope, that was Roycropper's Sea Mugu that Kevin gave money.
Then, Kevin met another of Roy's lads and went to Benin City, Nigeria to tear down the TWAT pyramid. This mugu is the owner of the TWAT pyramid. So, they met each other as Kevin and Emmanuel tried to tear down the pyramid. This was bck in December. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
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Mon Apr 23, 2007 9:29 pm |
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Safaris, pyramids, etc... honestly, what could be worst than meeing the infamous "Kevin"? |
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thestringer
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Joined: 21 Mar 2006
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Mon Apr 23, 2007 9:41 pm |
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i love this thread
maybe for a future safari we could get the a load of the lads to meet up for a lad Olympics.
The long distance race - lad's V's lad's
The fastest Wood carver
Dare devil Lad's
The fastest to be skint lad who wonders round the street's |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
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Wed Apr 25, 2007 1:28 pm |
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Kevin is pretty dense, but he should be there. I don't know if he understands the briefcase concept though...
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This meet up i did't understand this you want me to get two briefcases and fill it with papar or fill them up with cash i don't understand this? |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
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DarkKnight
Master Baiter
Joined: 21 Jul 2005
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Wed Apr 25, 2007 1:45 pm |
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Kevin should fill the briefcases full of paper. That way the mugus will really be pissed when they open them. They will definitely think Kevin chopped their dollar. |
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Big Worm
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Wed Apr 25, 2007 1:49 pm |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
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Wed Apr 25, 2007 2:13 pm |
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I think if Kevin had money to fill up to briefcases he would probably not be going to this meeting. Hehe. I presume your lads are still there Big Worm... |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
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Big Worm
Elite Baiter
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Wed Apr 25, 2007 2:27 pm |
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rumbero
Baiting Guru
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Wed Apr 25, 2007 3:55 pm |
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@ BW orr YW
I just got this from my Knight Templar. He was going to place the Opus Dai flag on the pyramid
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Dear Father Dxxxxxxxx,
Good day. Please note that I left my house this morning at about 7.30 am and I went to Ejigbo local government area to search for the location but unfortunately I was unable to find it. Nobody seems to know the location. I keep on asking the local taxi drivers and the motorcycle riders and no one seems to help.
They said the address is incomplete that there must be either a bus/stop or the name of the area before the street name.
Father please helps me solve this as soon as you can because I intended to have it done this week.
Your son xxxxx. |
Is there any way for you guys to get a true address from your mugus.
It does not matter which pyramid |
_________________ Lagos to Tamale. Rev. Frank Lagos to Abuja
Lagos to Abuja Pr1nc3 F@w@z
Ghana to Benin's Simba Camp Joe C@rlton
Lagos to Ghana Opus Dei Templar
Nukuru to Mombasa 1,500 kms van donation
Co bait with SlowFreddy Sao Tome island to Gabon Lagos to Abuja Co, donation
YOUR WIFE WILL GIVE BIRTH TO A MONKEY, YOU ARE GOING TO SUFFER FROM EPILEPTIC,
LET YOUR MOTHER FUCK YOUR BEST FRIEND. LET YOUR FATHER FUCK A MAD STREET WOMAN, USELESS INTERNET FRAUDSTER. (barrister Dan )
I bet u , soon , u will be laying in a close casket ,
will make u understand that i'm a spiritual man (Makinwa the retarded mugu)
in juses name u will dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
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Big Worm
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Wed Apr 25, 2007 3:58 pm |
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rumbero
Baiting Guru
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Wed Apr 25, 2007 4:28 pm |
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^^^ I gave my mugu both addressess, I told him that the Benin one was the
taget Pyramid. I checked the IPs and its different from the regular
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_________________ Lagos to Tamale. Rev. Frank Lagos to Abuja
Lagos to Abuja Pr1nc3 F@w@z
Ghana to Benin's Simba Camp Joe C@rlton
Lagos to Ghana Opus Dei Templar
Nukuru to Mombasa 1,500 kms van donation
Co bait with SlowFreddy Sao Tome island to Gabon Lagos to Abuja Co, donation
YOUR WIFE WILL GIVE BIRTH TO A MONKEY, YOU ARE GOING TO SUFFER FROM EPILEPTIC,
LET YOUR MOTHER FUCK YOUR BEST FRIEND. LET YOUR FATHER FUCK A MAD STREET WOMAN, USELESS INTERNET FRAUDSTER. (barrister Dan )
I bet u , soon , u will be laying in a close casket ,
will make u understand that i'm a spiritual man (Makinwa the retarded mugu)
in juses name u will dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
( Makinwa) |
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Big Worm
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Wed Apr 25, 2007 4:51 pm |
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maxheadroom
419Eater is my life
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Wed Apr 25, 2007 6:48 pm |
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I have an idea:
Tell him to fill the briefcases with paper, but also put one or two coins inside, not only does this make the other guys think that Kevin chopped their dollar, but that he also added insult to injury by leaving them only a few cents in change! I know Kevin is probably hanging on to any spare change he may have, but it's worth a try, I say anything that will increase the others' anger at Kevin and lead to a more severe beating is worth suggesting!
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Big Worm
Elite Baiter
Joined: 31 May 2006
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Wed Apr 25, 2007 7:05 pm |
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Jojo
Both TWATs are on there way now or will be shortly. They will both be dressed in their ceremonial white robes with pink sashes so Kevin will know who to meet. My video lad flaked out on me but I am still pressing to get him to go and record the meeting on his cell phone. A couple of things..
Kevin must tell them that Harold was unable to make the meeting on account that he was called to another site at the last minute. However, Kevin has the authority to release the briefcases to our TWATs. Kevin should not mention anything that could kill this bait. Make sure he keeps it simple. If they ask alot of questions, he can just answer "I dont know". Hopefully he gets locking briefcases.
This should be fun! |
_________________ TWAT for Dummies <----READ IT!
(One Collaborative Super Safari to Egypt!)
x9 (7 by the infamous Barry Melrose <---clicky)
x2
Benin City
Lagos
The Lad that Stole Christmas
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
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Wed Apr 25, 2007 7:24 pm |
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Email sent to Kevin to clarify everything:
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Kevin,
You must tell them you are meeting for Harold. You will know the men because they will be dressed in the typical white ceremonial robes, as is customary with churches. They will have pink sashes. If they ask a lot of questions, just reply "I Don't Know". They will want to know the contents of the briefcase. That is not for them to know. This is for your payday Kevin, but don't mention that. Do not ask them many questions. Keep this simple Kevin. This will get you your money.
Kevin- Answer me the following questions:
1. Have you gotten the briefcases?
2. Do you have a camera and a friend to video and take pictures?
3. Are you going to be there Friday morning at the Golden Tulip Hotel at 9AM?
4. Do you understand my instructions? |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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Scam Patroller
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jul 2004
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Wed Apr 25, 2007 7:34 pm |
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FPoops
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 07 Sep 2006
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Wed Apr 25, 2007 9:01 pm |
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Scam Patroller wrote: |
I wonder how he will answer those questions, hmmmm
1. With paper or money
2. Send money for me to buy camera
3. What is Tulip Hotel
4. I know nothing
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with a lot more mis-spellings |
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budanzig
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Thu Apr 26, 2007 6:13 pm |
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Any word from the TWATs today? |
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Big Worm
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Thu Apr 26, 2007 6:20 pm |
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