Prince William and his late father Prince Pedro - am I mad ?

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Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 7:47 pm

I couldn't believe this one. Even in my own world of insanity I wouldn't come up with something so stupid, but you can't beat a Lad when it comes to being a moron. I'll toss it into the spare mails forum. I don't have time, with a safari being arranged. So take this on if you can.

I think you may find he has the odd one or two facts wrong if you look carefully. Shocked

I just noticed that it is very well written and the spelling is perfect. It doesn't quite match the stupidity of the content, so keep this in mind if you take it up.

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In appreciation of your esteemed contact received through a reliable Source, and the choice of your country I wish to introduce myself; I am Prince William Duke the first son of His Royal Majesty, PEDRO DUKE (LATE) the Mayor ruler of EDINBURGH Province in the oil area of BRITAIN. I am making this contact to you in respect of US $10.5 Million (TEN MILLION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND US DOLLARS) which I inherited from my late father. This fund was accumulated from royalties paid to my father as compensation by the oil firms located in our area as a result of oil presence on our city.

Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 9:01 pm

It reads as if someone's been rewording this kind of letter:

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However, I am the first son of His Royal Majesty Pepple Y. William, the traditional ruler of Bonny province in the Oil rich area of Rivers state in Nigeria. I am making this contact to you in respect of USD45, 000,000 (Forty Five Million United States Dollars), which I inherited from my late father.

Could someone have played some sort of practical joke on Gomer's Lad?

Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 9:07 pm

Bloody hell! I can see three possiblities:

1. The B-word. Well, as you say it's well written.

2. A baiter has gained this lad's confidence, is posing as his oga, and has given him a very loaded e-mail.

3. We have the most naive lad on the planet. I've seen some very similar e-mails going around, so it might just be a cut and paste job.

Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 9:18 pm

Ask him if he knows Daisy Duke. The one with the hot pants...oh no, that was Diana. Sorry, I was getting mixed up there for a minute there.

Edinburgh is very much like making love to a beautiful woman...nice Mound. I've been up it. Shocked

Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 10:51 pm

Could very well be a real lad. I baited an Ottawa-based lad who insisted that his State of Canada Deposit Certificate was genuine, that my "foreign" bank account in Winnipeg was OK for the transfer, and that I should pay a "deplomatic" courier to ship the package by sea! All his numbers matched up with Ottawa too.

Unfortunately he walked right into an RCMP trap before I could really have some fun. He was operating out of a dorm at Brock University between classes. University! (Nice to see that higher education in Canada is so picky about their students)

My opinions on the b-word remain quiet, but heck yes... there really are mugus who are that stoopid!

Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 2:09 am

I am baiting the same lad as we speak!

Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 5:53 am

I'd be interested to know how you get on Yakuza, and whether he keeps up that standard of spelling and writing when you get into the bait.

If you discount the 'B' alternative, and he keeps up his writing skills, I imagine that he is a very arrogant and conceited scammer who wants to humiliate his victims as well as scam them.

I'd like to dissect this one's brain. but I'm sure you'll do that.

Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 12:28 pm

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Just be rest assured

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I will however like to highlight the ways and approaches that would be used

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However,I will like you to know that my lawyer here would want your personal information

I've seen worse grammar, but it's not the 'Queen's English'!

I'm hoping for a knighthood..

Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 12:43 pm

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as a result of oil presence on our city.

I remember that! The driver of a diesel tanker fell asleep at the wheel and crashed on the hill overlooking the city. The spillage was terrible.
No wonder the royal mayor was paid so much compensation.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2007 Posts: 2628

I knew there was a sewage spill in Edinburgh but didn't think the sh*t had spread that far!
Hmm

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> Your Royal Highness,

I appreciate your communication very much. I am the Duke of Wales, the chief private secretary to his Majesty the Prince of Wales who will be the future king of Great Britain once he marries Pamela Anderson.
I have brought your kind proposal to the attention of the Prince of Wales
and he has instructed me to assist you in any way shape and form.
His royal highness is very interested in doing business with u as he himself
has fallen on hard times. Oil deposits in London have dwindled and his
highness earns next to nothing. He even has to pay tax. The greedy communist Tony Blair government forced this upon the Prince.

Even HM The Queen has fallen on hard times as she is sometimes seen driving a car by herself. This of course again is due to a lack of funding provided by the Blair communist government. She cannot even afford a taxi to go to the horse races or the casinos.

So we are very keen to do business with you, but the amount of 10 million
sounds small, or so the Prince says. May it be possible for you to look for
some other pocket change that you have lieing around somewhere?

Please update me as soon as possible as the Prince assigned Priority Zero Red Code to this project and is anxiously awaiting your kind reply.

By the way if, your into a bit of rumor mongering yourself please let me know if you have heard anything about the Queen making out with Arnold Schwarzenegger the Governor of Armageddon.

We appreciate your kind assistance very much and look forward to your reply.

Respectfully yours,

Duke of Wales
Chief Private Secretary to his Royal Highness The Prince of Wales & Future King of Great
Britain

Buckingham Palace
Headquarters of the National Republican Committee (RNC)

Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 9:59 pm

OMFG! Almost unbelievable!
Oh well, we all know lads suck at geography.
The one posing as F. Boxxxah said Brxxei is a Gulf oil rich country! Shocked

That's it! I'll retire to my farm in Greenland, to tend my elephant herd!

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