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jojobean
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Mon Apr 23, 2007 1:29 pm |
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Well, I have a formerly long haired Blue Persian. Well, the summers get pretty hot here, so I decided that he might like to be cooled off. He seemed unhappy with his old long hair, so I figured I would give him the old lion cut.
Here was previously:
Clearly, he was unhappy with his long hair. You can see it in his face.
So, I get him shaved. Now look at the joy in his eyes:
And here is his magnificent profile:
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Pachanga
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Mon Apr 23, 2007 1:31 pm |
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He is clearly much happier. And so cute. |
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Mon Apr 23, 2007 1:33 pm |
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Revenge will be mine sayeth the cat.
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kleindoofy
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Mon Apr 23, 2007 3:58 pm |
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How in Earth did this thread ever get this far without a shaved pussy joke?
My, my. Things are slipping here. |
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remmy223
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Mon Apr 23, 2007 4:10 pm |
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fantastic pics
that tail is a walking duster
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Connie L. Gus
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Mon Apr 23, 2007 4:21 pm |
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Great photos.
My cats don't get mad, they get even. The trick this week is peeing in the shoes. |
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jojobean
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Mon Apr 23, 2007 4:27 pm |
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kleindoofy wrote: |
How in Earth did this thread ever get this far without a shaved pussy joke?
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I had to hold back my fingers not to put that as the title of this thread. But, I figured I would not do so for the ladies of the forum. Plus, there are already some issues concerning my gender (thanks Pers ) and I would not want to further confuse thing.
As far as my cat getting even, he actually seems to enjoy it. Much more playful. He plays one hour a day now and sleeps only 23. |
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Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
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persephone
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Joined: 05 Jun 2006
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Mon Apr 23, 2007 6:19 pm |
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And erm....... how many scratches do you have? Any damage to the face? For next time, please make sure you have someone to hold the camera as well. |
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jojobean
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Mon Apr 23, 2007 6:46 pm |
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No scratches from my cat. Whilst he may look increibly angry, he is a very happy cat. Nice, no hateful qualities (except his wicked bad looks).
And don't worry ladies, no harm to the face. |
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Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
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icrighthruU
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Mon Apr 23, 2007 8:02 pm |
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha |
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joanekaf
Master Baiter
Joined: 05 Mar 2007
Posts: 176
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Mon Apr 23, 2007 8:53 pm |
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Are you still alive? From the looks of this cat I can say he has plans for you (insert evil cat laugh here) |
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PRS Girly Girl
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Joined: 06 Mar 2007
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Mon Apr 23, 2007 8:58 pm |
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^^ I think jojo's in for a big surprise the next time he plays those bagpipes. |
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ironman
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Mon Apr 23, 2007 9:10 pm |
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What did you use to cut the hair on your kitty? |
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419weasel
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Joined: 26 Jan 2006
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Mon Apr 23, 2007 11:31 pm |
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B. A. Ware
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Mon Apr 23, 2007 11:39 pm |
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How in Earth did this thread ever get this far without a shaved pussy joke? |
Sorry KD, I just got here. I'll pay closer attention from now on and try to get to the jokes sooner.
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jojobean
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Tue Apr 24, 2007 1:10 pm |
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ironman wrote: |
What did you use to cut the hair on your kitty? |
A professional groomer. I sure didn't do it myself.
As far as the bagpipes go... the cat never cared for them. Nor does my wife. So I wouldn't know who to blame if they came up missing. He has been shaved for a couple of weeks now actually and he likes it I am convinced. Summers are terribly hot here, so he will enjoy it. I'll leave him long for the winter. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
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Roycropper
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Tue Apr 24, 2007 1:32 pm |
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Wait till you put on your stereo headphones....... |
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Sable
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Tue Apr 24, 2007 5:26 pm |
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Great T-shirt material...something like "make my day" or along those lines. Pretty kitty... |
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Lester
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Tue Apr 24, 2007 9:27 pm |
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My cats always threaten to claw my eyes out while i sleep if i do something like that. |
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persephone
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Tue Apr 24, 2007 10:01 pm |
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Lester? You shave your pussy too?
[sorry, nobody making the intended joke is getting on my nerves] |
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Standard Procedure
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Tue Apr 24, 2007 10:11 pm |
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Shaved pussies are something I don't exactly prefer |
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kleindoofy
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Tue Apr 24, 2007 10:21 pm |
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Ok, it took two whole days, but now we're rolling! |
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JMRazor
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Tue Apr 24, 2007 10:33 pm |
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My wife shaved the pussy for me....I won't go near the thing with a razor (small "R")... |
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Stargate
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Wed Apr 25, 2007 1:36 am |
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JMRazor wrote: |
My wife shaved the pussy for me....I won't go near the thing with a razor (small "R")... |
Too funny! |
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419weasel
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