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Buck Turgidson
419Eater is my life
Joined: 02 Dec 2005
Posts: 490
Location: In The War Room
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Fri Apr 20, 2007 7:57 pm |
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unreal, a long distance TWAT convention
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_________________ I DONT KNOW YOU AND CAN NOT ERMEBER HAVING ANY BUSINESS WITH YOU SO FUCK OHFF. - Allen George
DOCTOR SAID I SHOULD BRING SOME MONEY SO THAT HE CAN WASH HER WOMB VERY WELL- Rev Joe
I believe that this was done by some imposters or herkers who manipulate mails through the internet. Rev Joe
THANK YOU TO BAYTERZ ALL AROUND THE WORLD, YOUR WORK IS APPRICIATED (joe yet again) |
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Ginger Head
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Jan 2006
Posts: 1455
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Fri Apr 20, 2007 9:27 pm |
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Congratulations.
Bar keeps getting higher! |
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FiveForces
Elite Baiter
Joined: 05 Apr 2007
Posts: 1254
Location: Richville, USA (honest!)
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Fri Apr 20, 2007 10:44 pm |
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Could you not set up another meeting somewhere else and hire in a new and more reliable camera man?
I hope the present one got a big slap, he's really let everyone at 419Eater down.
But still...excellent work! I can't believe they havent twigged yet |
_________________ THE MASTERMINDER OF FAKE NEWS
"GO AND DIE AND NOPT LIVE OK, YOU STUPID FOUL YOU TAKEW ME FOR PLAY? SEND YOUR SHIPPING INFO AND THAT ALL YOU TALK STUPID, SEND ME YOUR NUMBER THAT ALKL I NEED FROM YOU. NO NUKMBER GO AND DON;T SEND NO MONEY AND SEND HAVE NO PUPPY"
~ Bri Thany
"The whole situation is becoming ridiculous and absurd. Its hard to explain how a transaction that normally takes a few minutes to be concluded is starting to run into weeks."
~ Genesis Art & Craft
"you are treating me like a fool which is not supposed to be done"
~ Barryston Morgan
"I don't understand this...Its like you are playing on my intelligence."
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Donato
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2007
Posts: 2922
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Sat Apr 21, 2007 2:07 am |
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YW+BW...
There is only one thing you can do after this, send TWAT's 1+2 after TWAT 3 and get them to have the camera... |
_________________ ^^^ damn tree hugging hippy. -imike
Your are a complete ASSHOLE!! Dont you dare mail me again BASTARD!!!-george harrison
- lots
<i><b>Free Pastor Frank!!!</b></i> |
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E_P
Master Baiter
Joined: 18 Nov 2006
Posts: 124
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Sat Apr 21, 2007 7:28 am |
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You, guys, are genius, that's all what I have to say. |
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tommyd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 17 Feb 2007
Posts: 29
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Sat Apr 21, 2007 7:56 am |
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lol this is great ,u guys should try and get mugu 1 to take a picture of the fake engineer and mugu 2 to take it of the other fake engineer. |
_________________ "Last time i checked with my nigeria friends they told me that the bank still exist in Nigeria because of one ibo woman and one ibo man, (Ngozi and soludo)"m1kekaz0p |
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icrighthruU
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 08 Apr 2007
Posts: 358
Location: Over the river and through the woods
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Sat Apr 21, 2007 8:23 am |
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UPDATE!!!
I want an update. Tell us what's going on. It's the 21st already. I'm hangin' on to my TWAT waiting for the results. Is it in another post? Am I missing something??? |
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B. A. Ware
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 14 Apr 2007
Posts: 1828
Location: I've fallen and I can't reach my beer.
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Sat Apr 21, 2007 8:30 am |
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^^^^^got any pics of that?
OH COME ON, like none of you guys were thinking the same thing |
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Sat Apr 21, 2007 12:48 pm |
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Our idiot video guy did not get the job done. He was in Port Harcourt but still managed to screw everything up.
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Dear Reverend Benjamin Dove
We have alive Lagos successfully after much stress and tiredness work in Port Harcourt to track omuruyi and Israel in Port Harcourt we came to Protea Hotel Garden City at
#1c Evo Crescent, G.R.A Phase II, Port Harcourt 084, Nigeria but there is nothing like such meeting we discuss with hotel attain dance he promise that he will help us in store our video tape to video them and he does that we waited for the whole day we come know that the website there gave you is not the through website of the hotel even the number in the web site is not working.
Hear is the real website of the Protea Hotel Port Harcourt http://www.tripadvisor.com/Hotel_Review-g298363-d605596-Reviews-Protea_Hotel_Garden_City-Port_Harcourt.html we come to understand that the person giving information is one of them for sending false information to you so that we can not locate where there are
After we bring their photograph picture then hotel attendance identify one of them which is omoruyi she said that he is hear last week with she girl friend but the information we gather is that he is traveling to Sokoto State which is about 12hours journey from Lagos.
But my friend Joseph who is with me all this days have already phone IG of police Mr. Ehindaro for this case and promise that he will send his men with us to Sokoto state to search for them and apprehend them.
The problem we have now is the fancier because the trip to Port Harcourt cost us a lot of money and we are now financial down we need your help so that we can sponsor the trip to sokoto with the police members I will advice you that it will be more better now that election holidays is on so that we can move before the holiday will be over and I will also advice for not send any money to them again because what we understand now is that this people just want to collect money from you people and go without doing any thing
Please send the number that you are using to reach them because police advice us to provide that so that there trace them.
I am waiting for your urgent reply.
Regards
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<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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Wurzgnubbel
419Eater is my life
Joined: 07 Apr 2006
Posts: 441
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Sat Apr 21, 2007 4:15 pm |
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I hope to hear the slap over here in Switzerland! |
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Big Worm
Elite Baiter
Joined: 31 May 2006
Posts: 1292
Location: Hole in the ground
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Sun Apr 22, 2007 3:01 am |
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OK...I finally had time to email our TWATs today. Before I explain, check out TWAT #2s email from today. It brings a tear to my eye.
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Dear Rev,
How are you today,
i expected to read from you because i heard wanted to know the next line of action,inorderwords i may say that i am getting tired of this woundering about the street of port harcourt so please tell me something immediately or you call me on my cell phone +234 xxxxxxxx thanks and God bless you.
GOD BLESS TWAT |
So...here was what I thought up in the few minutes I had free to email the TWATs. As you may or may not know, the TWAT is huge. There are many members inside of it. And throughout the course of these baits, we have introduced different characters...one being the Head Rev. William U. Phystme. Most of the time, our TWATs dont get an email from the Head Rev. unless they do something really good. But this time, they are getting an email from the Head Rev. because there is scandal inside TWAT! (read below)
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Reverend Isreal and Reverend Omoruyi,
This is Head Reverend William U. Phystme. I have taken it upon myself to email you personally as I have some news that effects both of you. Reverend Benjamin Dover has apparently been deceiving both of you for the past couple of weeks. Sister Anita Bath phoned me yesterday to fill me in on the details of your trips to meet the Head Engineer. It was then that I realized that Reverend Dover was not being truthful to either of you. I confronted him last night and he confessed to attempting to embezzle the grant money that both of you were to receive for your respective branches. He led you to Port Harcourt to meet the Head Engineer, who was dispatched to meet both of you. But the real Head Engineer was dispatched to Accra Ghana, not Port Harcourt. Reverend Dover paid two men to pose as both of you so that they could collect the grant money and deposit it into an account of Reverend Dovers.
The good news is God prevailed and I was able to identify Reverend Dover's plan of stealing your grant money before it was lost. The bad news is both of you are in the wrong place to meet Harold Yass, the real TWAT Head Engineer. He is planning to arrive tomorrow morning. I had Sister Anita text him a message asking that he waits a few extra days so that both of you can make your trip to Accra and meet him personally.
I sincerely apologize for the inconvenience. Reverend Dover has committed a horrible sin and for that, he must answer to God, TWAT, and the authorities. Today he was arrested and brought into jail. Sister Anita has been put in charge of checking his emails to make sure that he was not stealing from anyone else. He will pay for the crimes that he has committed. I can promise you that.
Please let me know when you will be making your trip to Accra so I can forward that information to Harold. If you have any questions, feel free to email me. As you know, tomorrow is Sunday. So I will not be able to answer any emails until late Sunday night after all of my responsibilities are fulfilled.
Thank you,
Head Reverend William U. Phystme
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Also, we will be attempting to have another video lad meet the 2 TWATs. We have a TWAT in Accra but he was too lazy to go to Port Harcourt. Hopefully we can get him to record some video especially if he doesnt have to travel. Stay tuned! |
_________________ TWAT for Dummies <----READ IT!
(One Collaborative Super Safari to Egypt!)
x9 (7 by the infamous Barry Melrose <---clicky)
x2
Benin City
Lagos
The Lad that Stole Christmas
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Big Worm
Elite Baiter
Joined: 31 May 2006
Posts: 1292
Location: Hole in the ground
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Sun Apr 22, 2007 3:15 am |
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defactomonkey
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 22 Apr 2007
Posts: 10
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Sun Apr 22, 2007 8:54 am |
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Well done, I am a long time lurker and this made me register to give some kudos! |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Sun Apr 22, 2007 12:57 pm |
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I have a lad in Accra that is already wanting to meet some more TWATs. He has told me he can meet them, if you guys so desire. |
_________________
Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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Jayhawk
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jul 2006
Posts: 5727
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Sun Apr 22, 2007 2:16 pm |
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I never did trust that Reverend Dover. He always seemed like he was hiding something.
Now Harold Yass, well, he's a straight arrow. I'm sure the lads will have no problem now. |
_________________ x8 < slacking?
just checked the site for update now, shipment smurfs in Porto Novo. Yes!! - Stanley
i will not share my smurfs with anybody again - Stanley (again)
Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.
i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
assisin killer to Feathers McGraw
PLEASE I BEG YOU TO LET ME KNOW THAT PIGGIES OF YOURS PLEASE... assisin killer to Feathers again
x5 Team Humphere
Long Live Silver Peak Orphanage! - Loan Lad Langwenya Andile |
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Big Worm
Elite Baiter
Joined: 31 May 2006
Posts: 1292
Location: Hole in the ground
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Sun Apr 22, 2007 3:37 pm |
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1st TWAT is heading to Accra. Jojo...can we coordinate your lad meeting them and posing as the Head Engineer?
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Beloved Rev.Willaims U Phystme,
Greeting to you and all member of TWAT.I am so disappointed to hear this.
I have been in portharcourt for the past four days and it has cost me so much in running around the city.
Rev.Dover is a wicked man knowing the stress and trouble i have gone through.I even reported the issue to him only for him to pretend that something is
wrong somewhere.I counted on his confidence but he disappointed us all.I thank God for protecting his children.
I would like to know if Isreal Nnamdi is a co-reverend TWAT is establishing too,Because i was told that i am the only reverend of TWAT in West Africa.
I will be living for Accra immediately and i want to know if the Head engineer will be there by MONDAY.
Accra is only a day away from Nigeria.I like you to give my phone number to the head engineer +234xxxxxxx.and also micheal's number is +234xxxxxxxxxx.
Also,i will like to get your own personal number,Sister Anita Bath number and the head Engineer's phone number.
Conclusively,we will like to know the amount that was release to the head engineer as our grant money and where we will be meeting the Head engineer.You know that accra is a different place from Nigeria and
we need all this contact to enable us know our movement in other not to face more of this embarrassment because Nigeria and Ghana uses different Network Coverage.
God bless TWAT.
Sincerely,
Rev.Omoruyi |
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_________________ TWAT for Dummies <----READ IT!
(One Collaborative Super Safari to Egypt!)
x9 (7 by the infamous Barry Melrose <---clicky)
x2
Benin City
Lagos
The Lad that Stole Christmas
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MikeH
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Nov 2005
Posts: 2546
Location: On the phone
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Sun Apr 22, 2007 5:34 pm |
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Our old friend M0s3s, AKA Mr. Cucumber (CLICK HERE), seems unfortunately still stuck in Tamale, just a few short hours by bus north of Accra. He's on his way to 0uang0 to pick up a free Ast0n Mart1n, but maybe he can swing by Accra on his way to or from 0ang0. His cucumber photos HERE
make it plain that he's a very religious man, and I believe that TWAT would not find a more loyal or upright member. |
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"jesus are you retarted. someone has gotta say it"
No more jokes about attendants!
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Big Worm
Elite Baiter
Joined: 31 May 2006
Posts: 1292
Location: Hole in the ground
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Sun Apr 22, 2007 11:49 pm |
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2nd TWAT just checked in. First email said he could not go to Accra. He is now singing another tune Anybody want to play Rev. Phystme and make two calls for me?
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Dear, Rev William Phystme,
Thanks for your mail and i must say that i am sorry for the first mail i wrote to you is due to the fact that i was very very angry with my past expirence from Rev Dover as i am writting to you now i am still in Port Harcout stranded and you are now asking me to prepare for accara again if i am to go to accara you must call me on my cell phone number +234 xxxxxxxx because i am asking this from you so that i will be sure of what i am doing and know your seriousness because i would'nt like anybody to drive me around anymore,i await your call thanks and God bless you.
Rev Isreal Nnamdi
GOD BLESS TWAT |
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_________________ TWAT for Dummies <----READ IT!
(One Collaborative Super Safari to Egypt!)
x9 (7 by the infamous Barry Melrose <---clicky)
x2
Benin City
Lagos
The Lad that Stole Christmas
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Scam Patroller
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jul 2004
Posts: 11857
Location: UK
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Mon Apr 23, 2007 12:12 am |
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rumbero
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Jun 2006
Posts: 3677
Location: All the Salsa Night Clubs
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Mon Apr 23, 2007 12:17 am |
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No words for this bait:
I just hope the retards can sort out their problems and talk about the final pyramid to be built. |
_________________ Lagos to Tamale. Rev. Frank Lagos to Abuja
Lagos to Abuja Pr1nc3 F@w@z
Ghana to Benin's Simba Camp Joe C@rlton
Lagos to Ghana Opus Dei Templar
Nukuru to Mombasa 1,500 kms van donation
Co bait with SlowFreddy Sao Tome island to Gabon Lagos to Abuja Co, donation
YOUR WIFE WILL GIVE BIRTH TO A MONKEY, YOU ARE GOING TO SUFFER FROM EPILEPTIC,
LET YOUR MOTHER FUCK YOUR BEST FRIEND. LET YOUR FATHER FUCK A MAD STREET WOMAN, USELESS INTERNET FRAUDSTER. (barrister Dan )
I bet u , soon , u will be laying in a close casket ,
will make u understand that i'm a spiritual man (Makinwa the retarded mugu)
in juses name u will dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
( Makinwa) |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Mon Apr 23, 2007 12:13 pm |
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BW- Kevin is prepared to meet. We just need to coordinate and set up a good date and time for this. I am pushing for him to get a camera. I hope he can, though don't count on that. But he will meet them. We need to pick a time and a place. I generally use the Golden Tulip hotel, as Kevin is quite familiar with waiting around there for hours.
Email me the details and description I will need to give Kevin. This should make for some mass confusion.
EDIT: Proposed 9:00AM meet at the Golden Tulip Hotel on Thursday morning? How does that sound? |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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Big Worm
Elite Baiter
Joined: 31 May 2006
Posts: 1292
Location: Hole in the ground
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Mon Apr 23, 2007 2:24 pm |
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Jojo...Im absolutely swamped with work but I will try and get my TWATs to meet Kevin. On a side note, TWAT #2 seems to be really stranded and still emailing Rev. Dover
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Dear Rev;
How are you today.Rev i must tell you that i am now confused at this point in time as i am writting you now i am still in Port Harcourt so now what do you expect me to do because if anything happen to me God knows that my BLOOD IS ON YOUR HEAD,so please get back to me or you send to me $200,00 for me to transport my self back to Lagos,send it to ISREAL NNAMDI NWAOKORO thanks and God bles you
Isreal Nnamdi
GOD BLESS TWAT |
EDIT: Jojo, do you think Kevin could bring two briefcases that have locks on them (the numeric kind). I have an idea |
_________________ TWAT for Dummies <----READ IT!
(One Collaborative Super Safari to Egypt!)
x9 (7 by the infamous Barry Melrose <---clicky)
x2
Benin City
Lagos
The Lad that Stole Christmas
x3 x8 |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Mon Apr 23, 2007 2:28 pm |
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BW- I will tell him to. I don't know if he has any, but I can demand he get some... |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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callum
Director of Press Relations
Joined: 29 May 2004
Posts: 3631
Location: On the run from the asylum and this seems like a good place to hide. Blend right in...
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Mon Apr 23, 2007 2:29 pm |
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TWAT 1 wrote: |
do not be troubled, God is in control. |
YW, BW and..... who's the third person in this trinity? |
_________________ Do you have a concern about ethics? Click here, then here and finally HERE!
Bush goat you will meat like a chicken. It will kill you in your house where you are going to die.
I owe you quite simply one of the definitive experiences of my life.
x 2 teeny part of a large effort x29 x5
Trolling is usually symptomatic of bad character, mental problems or ugliness - RIP Jock_2009 |
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BRUIN
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Apr 2006
Posts: 11329
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Posted:
Mon Apr 23, 2007 3:56 pm |
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Wonderful!!!
From Accra, where next? Back to Lagos?
Bruin |
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