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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Sat Apr 21, 2007 11:09 am |
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If you don't hear from your lad today it's probably queuing up to vote for several hours, or else rolling a petrol tanker towards the election HQ. They can't even get that right. The voting procedure I mean, not the petrol tanker thingy. |
_________________ £1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
x135 (at 26/9/2008) x138
"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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Hellbastard
419Eater is my life
Joined: 04 Apr 2007
Posts: 381
Location: Outside the Western Union office, with a sniper rifle.
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Sat Apr 21, 2007 11:45 am |
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I don't suppose Artists Against 419 have put up a candidate?
Failing that, is anyone standing on an anti-corruption ticket that we could encourage our lads to vote for? |
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Dark Spirit
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 18 Mar 2007
Posts: 660
Location: In the Darkness
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Sat Apr 21, 2007 12:04 pm |
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Candidates not too important.
Personally I would go with the petrol tanker thingy |
_________________ DARKNESS IS A PLACE WHERE ONLY FEAR LIVES. Oh and me too
God himself wii judge you for trying to delay and make someones life a waste, Mother felicia, April 30th 2007
Thanks very much for fooling me ok and i dont have any other thing to say, Helimina Bright, May 1st 2007
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kleindoofy
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Joined: 24 Oct 2004
Posts: 6248
Location: Europe
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Sat Apr 21, 2007 1:06 pm |
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Tommo Shanter wrote: |
... rolling a petrol tanker towards the election HQ ... |
Motor vehicles are not allowed on the street in Lagos today. |
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nobody3
Master Baiter
Joined: 05 Aug 2006
Posts: 213
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Sat Apr 21, 2007 1:07 pm |
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whats the petrol tanker thingie in this ? |
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Dark Spirit
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 18 Mar 2007
Posts: 660
Location: In the Darkness
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Sat Apr 21, 2007 1:13 pm |
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Re first post Tommo Shanter
[quote]If you don't hear from your lad today it's probably queuing up to vote for several hours, or else rolling a petrol tanker towards the election HQ. They can't even get that right. The voting procedure I mean, not the petrol tanker thingy.[quote] |
_________________ DARKNESS IS A PLACE WHERE ONLY FEAR LIVES. Oh and me too
God himself wii judge you for trying to delay and make someones life a waste, Mother felicia, April 30th 2007
Thanks very much for fooling me ok and i dont have any other thing to say, Helimina Bright, May 1st 2007
Pleasantly, that we have understanding and continue intercourse, Elena USSR vlad, May 1st 2007
"read the stickies and the faqs." Newbie forum
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Gnasher
Baiting Guru
Joined: 29 May 2006
Posts: 2849
Location: Centre Stage in the Theatre of Cruelty
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Sat Apr 21, 2007 1:50 pm |
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Driving a petrol tanker in Lagos is very much like making love to a beautiful woman - you rev her up and climb on board, take your time to reach your destination and wait for the explosion |
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crossfire
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Oct 2006
Posts: 1152
Location: ten light years away
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Sat Apr 21, 2007 2:27 pm |
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Gnasher wrote: |
wait for the explosion |
hee hee, now thats funny, |
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jez
Town Curmudgeon
Joined: 05 May 2004
Posts: 1078
Location: Coming to a litter box near you (GMT)
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Sat Apr 21, 2007 3:18 pm |
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/6578499.stm
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Police say a petrol tanker laden with gas cylinders was used in the failed attack on the electoral commission's headquarters, from which the elections are being co-ordinated.
The attackers attempted to roll the unmanned tanker into the building, but the tanker missed its target, crashed into a lamp post and came to a halt.
Though there was a small fire on board the detonators failed to trigger a large explosion. |
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Sat Apr 21, 2007 3:29 pm |
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@Gnasher
I'm not worthy.
I just hope the due democratic process takes its legal and impartial course and they get the government they deserve. <Holds breath and turns blue before expiring> |
_________________ £1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
x135 (at 26/9/2008) x138
"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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FiveForces
Elite Baiter
Joined: 05 Apr 2007
Posts: 1254
Location: Richville, USA (honest!)
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Sat Apr 21, 2007 6:41 pm |
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One of my lads told me that he'd be busy today with the elections. It didnt stop him mailing me to remember to send him some cash via WU "early on monday" though. I guess he must be desperate.
He's gonna be one disapointed scammer! |
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Pantsface
419Eater is my life
Joined: 14 Sep 2006
Posts: 465
Location: In Your Pants!
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Sat Apr 21, 2007 6:43 pm |
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My ladette cant send me a photo because the copy shop with the scanner is closed. |
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The Man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 Apr 2007
Posts: 2885
Location: La La Land
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Sat Apr 21, 2007 8:01 pm |
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So is the whole country shut down today for voting goodness? I miss some of my lads. |
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YOU ARE A CHILD OF SATAN WITH YOUR HUNGRY DIRTY BODY ,TUNDER FIRE YOU BIG HEAD IDIOT !!! HA HA HA HA HA
IS THIS HOW YOU DECIDED TO TREAT US AFTER ALL WE WENT THROUGH?YOU MADE US TRAVELLED TO ABUJA AND INDEBTED US.
"Cursed is your mother that gave birth to a family-disgrace like you. Cursed is your father he could not control his lust for anything under skate"
"hey u crakhead motherf*cking nitwit, from the way u express the cockamamy sh*t that ur dumb brain is made up of it's so obvious that u never really made it past elementary school but anywayz dogs don't have to go to school afterall."
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jez
Town Curmudgeon
Joined: 05 May 2004
Posts: 1078
Location: Coming to a litter box near you (GMT)
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Mon Apr 23, 2007 9:05 am |
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It hasn't affected this lad's devotion...
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nigeria is undergoing the process of election, voting is on.i love you
prince paschal |
However, as he sent that this morning, he's either VERY late to the ballot box or stupid. |
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"Here writes Lady Helen Brooks, suffering from cancerous ailment without a child. I am married to Sir Silas Brooks an Englishman who is dead"
"Here writes Ghayth Faiza, suffering from cancerous ailment. I am married to Watson Ghayth an Arabian who is dead." |
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Mon Apr 23, 2007 9:23 am |
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^^^^Queuing at polling stations is very much like making love to a beautiful woman... you wait for hours make small talk and hope the outcome is as you expected. But don't hold your breath. |
_________________ £1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
x135 (at 26/9/2008) x138
"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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Breddan Butter
Retired Moderator
Joined: 09 Dec 2003
Posts: 4170
Location: Soligorsk, Belarus
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Mon Apr 23, 2007 7:32 pm |
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sgreenstreet
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Dec 2003
Posts: 659
Location: Upstate New York
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Mon Apr 23, 2007 7:40 pm |
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Transparency International ranked Nigeria 150th (out of 163) least corrupt country in 2006. Apparently corruption doesn't get any worse than Haiti and it doesn't get any better than Finland, Iceland and New Zealand.
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Mon Apr 23, 2007 7:55 pm |
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sgreenstreet wrote: |
....and it doesn't get any better than Finland, Iceland and New Zealand. |
The Holy Trinity of death by boredom. I went to Iceland once. They didn't have any frozen Black Forest gateau left. I was gutted, as I was on a promise. |
_________________ £1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
x135 (at 26/9/2008) x138
"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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