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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Fri Apr 20, 2007 2:17 pm |
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Pfffft. 
Ours were 17 easy to follow rules. That list is riduculous. Nuts to that. |
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Christ  Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu  Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris   Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin  Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2  5k miles  x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc   Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Fri Apr 20, 2007 2:39 pm |
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@Gnasher 
A lady friend of mine once said to me in a moment (and I mean a moment!) of passion and I quote "You are quite big really".  I nearly chocked, but not as much as she did later.
Needless to say, we don't see each other anymore.  |
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£1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
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"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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bombardier
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Joined: 02 Jan 2006
Posts: 2021
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Fri Apr 20, 2007 2:41 pm |
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Don
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 May 2004
Posts: 3045
Location: Italy, 87.2.222.132
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Fri Apr 20, 2007 2:43 pm |
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breadcrumb
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Feb 2006
Posts: 2075
Location: On my knees, licking floors together with TSnerd
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Fri Apr 20, 2007 3:12 pm |
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"That goalkeeper of the other team really looks cute, don�t you think so too?" |
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I´d vote for Don or TS but Lotta, Juan and sheboppe are the best! But the squirrel still sucks on the buttons *g*
"your papa, i do you ok, you do fuck your self off goodday" Hitman lad to Usm4an B3ll0
"fuck you and your mumu family for ever andv ever, you go die for bicycle accident this year" Hitman to Usm4n B3ll0
"once again thank you for the disappointment and arranged confussion." Barrister Ise
"Do you said am stupid" lad posing as Mike Pence
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budanzig
419Eater is my life
Joined: 30 Dec 2006
Posts: 267
Location: Flying low with a high velocity
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Fri Apr 20, 2007 3:22 pm |
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"I wanna go on vacation" or "we never go on vacation"
I've been hearing this a lot lately and to put it in persepective - We went to Hawaii last July for our Honeymoon for 2 weeks and we went to Mexico in December for a week.
What am I missing? |
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Opie and Anthony - XM202/Sirius 197
Check out Jim Norton's new book - I Hate Your Guts |
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Fri Apr 20, 2007 3:26 pm |
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<br>"Does my bum look big in this?"  |
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£1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
x135 (at 26/9/2008) x138
"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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breadcrumb
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Feb 2006
Posts: 2075
Location: On my knees, licking floors together with TSnerd
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Fri Apr 20, 2007 3:32 pm |
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^^^^ correct answer to that: "No, it just looks the same size as in anything else you usually wear"   |
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I´d vote for Don or TS but Lotta, Juan and sheboppe are the best! But the squirrel still sucks on the buttons *g*
"your papa, i do you ok, you do fuck your self off goodday" Hitman lad to Usm4an B3ll0
"fuck you and your mumu family for ever andv ever, you go die for bicycle accident this year" Hitman to Usm4n B3ll0
"once again thank you for the disappointment and arranged confussion." Barrister Ise
"Do you said am stupid" lad posing as Mike Pence
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Fri Apr 20, 2007 3:36 pm |
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Yeah- I can see you are definitely not married BC. That comment is called a death wish to the married man. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Fri Apr 20, 2007 3:52 pm |
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BC has a lot to learn.
The only way to answer that question is, "I'm sorry, dear. Did you ask me something? I was thinking about our first [fill in the blank, hopefully with something you actually do remember in case she quizzes you.]"
I suggest practicing that repeatedly until you can 1) say it with a straight face and 2) convey just the right amount of sincerity and earnestness. |
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Fakers: many, many, lots; an SSL and a couple of Resellers.
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AH, AH, AH! Two little  ! |
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Miss Behaving
Master Baiter
Joined: 20 Apr 2006
Posts: 190
Location: Down the bookies
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Fri Apr 20, 2007 4:00 pm |
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| ^^^^ correct answer to that: "No, it just looks the same size as in anything else you usually wear" |
Or my favourite BtVS quote:
Chubby Vamp: Does this sweater make me look fat?
Sunday: No, the fact that you're fat makes you look fat. That sweater just makes you look purple. |
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Come to the dark side, we have sweeties.
I bait scummy flatshare/rental scammers. PM the details if you encounter one!
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Harry Bawls
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Oct 2006
Posts: 1310
Location: Somewhere, nowhere, everywhere
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Fri Apr 20, 2007 10:28 pm |
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#1 thing you should never say to your new hubby. "Is it in yet"? |
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Radden
** SUSPENDED **
Joined: 26 Mar 2005
Posts: 1267
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Fri Apr 20, 2007 10:40 pm |
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"I get far more enjoyment from scambaiting then I do while i'm having sex with you, dear" |
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JoeTam
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 16 Nov 2005
Posts: 2153
Location: Pulling foil arrows out of my head.
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Fri Apr 20, 2007 11:29 pm |
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You won't mind if I go to the city to say hi to my ex, do you?  |
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Your moms pu$$! smokes ciggarettes, she whistles in the stadium with your Papa's D!@K.
Nwokeke.
I went to bank. they call police, why you do this to me? I canntsend you anything now.
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it wasn't me
Elite Baiter
Joined: 18 Feb 2007
Posts: 1043
Location: sitting in the corner drinking wine, eating cheese
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Sat Apr 21, 2007 12:33 am |
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You seem to be losing alot of hair...I think you might be going bald. |
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Do not be sceptical be pessimistic - Lotto scam.
I just don't know how to express the gravy of my happiness. - Barrister M Abd0lla
you nose i have been away in the middly east. -Ali Al1
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Puq
Queen of the pussycats
Joined: 09 Jun 2005
Posts: 174
Location: UK
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Sat Apr 21, 2007 1:48 am |
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Well that was a long one - seven seconds - must be a record |
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FUCK U, FUCK UR PAPA FUCK YA MAMA!SAY THANKS ,IDIOT.i have told u not to bother me aagain or have i not.....foolish idiot.I have another person that will help us do this and it is non of YA FUCKING BUSINESS.ASS HOLE. |
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