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it wasn't me
Elite Baiter
Joined: 18 Feb 2007
Posts: 1043
Location: sitting in the corner drinking wine, eating cheese
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Fri Apr 20, 2007 10:30 am |
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You should never say to your new hubby.
I only got married a year and a half ago, but on our wedding night, I said "Do you realise, after today, I am the only woman you will ever sleep with."
He said "That's in the top 10 things you should never say to a man!! It made me laugh and I just wondered....What are the other 9? |
_________________ Do not be sceptical be pessimistic - Lotto scam.
I just don't know how to express the gravy of my happiness. - Barrister M Abd0lla
you nose i have been away in the middly east. -Ali Al1
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B.L.Z. Bubb
Dudley Dooright
Joined: 23 Feb 2005
Posts: 723
Location: Dreaming of the Eater Ladies
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Posted:
Fri Apr 20, 2007 10:34 am |
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"Can't we just cuddle"...
"My mother wants to come to stay for a week, I said its ok"... |
_________________ "i will search for your mother.I will like to feed my own crocodile with your mum for christmas. GOAT FELCHER!" - Nicky Don (Who couldn't even write his own insults!)
"Please note for your information i am not boner,my name is bona Williams." - Reminded me of Shiver's "Ahoy Matey" quote...
"Maybe we should all just have an orgy and not worry about who belongs to whom." - from 419eater chat. This is what you're missing if you're not in it.
Kids, don't PostWhore for your Orange Name or you'll end up like me. Do the right thing. Donate.
Deaded Banks: x2
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it wasn't me
Elite Baiter
Joined: 18 Feb 2007
Posts: 1043
Location: sitting in the corner drinking wine, eating cheese
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Fri Apr 20, 2007 10:41 am |
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^^^Bugger. I've said both of those! |
_________________ Do not be sceptical be pessimistic - Lotto scam.
I just don't know how to express the gravy of my happiness. - Barrister M Abd0lla
you nose i have been away in the middly east. -Ali Al1
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B.L.Z. Bubb
Dudley Dooright
Joined: 23 Feb 2005
Posts: 723
Location: Dreaming of the Eater Ladies
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Fri Apr 20, 2007 10:44 am |
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"Why do you love me?" Just be f*$&ing grateful I do...
"Are you going out like that?" |
_________________ "i will search for your mother.I will like to feed my own crocodile with your mum for christmas. GOAT FELCHER!" - Nicky Don (Who couldn't even write his own insults!)
"Please note for your information i am not boner,my name is bona Williams." - Reminded me of Shiver's "Ahoy Matey" quote...
"Maybe we should all just have an orgy and not worry about who belongs to whom." - from 419eater chat. This is what you're missing if you're not in it.
Kids, don't PostWhore for your Orange Name or you'll end up like me. Do the right thing. Donate.
Deaded Banks: x2
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Nanny Ogg
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 2628
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Fri Apr 20, 2007 10:47 am |
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"What colour do you want the room painted?"
He will then feel he CAN give an opinion.
"If we got rid of all that fishing stuff we'd have much more storage space" |
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Don
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 May 2004
Posts: 3045
Location: Italy, 87.2.222.132
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Fri Apr 20, 2007 11:03 am |
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DarkKnight
Master Baiter
Joined: 21 Jul 2005
Posts: 137
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Posted:
Fri Apr 20, 2007 11:31 am |
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Conversely,
"I'll drive tonight you deserve a beer"
Is one of the things I'm only too happy to hear ! |
_________________ UR FAMILLIES ARE THIEF - Tolu Adekunle
F**k you ever you call your self,go to hell,scum bag,ash hole dude you are and die for ever,your days have been counter at AGULU SHRINE - Anayo |
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Posted:
Fri Apr 20, 2007 11:36 am |
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Should I wear these black shoes or those brown ones? |
_________________ "No amount of semen donation will save this situation" Sanny Sanny
"We must disagree to agree" Raji Musa
If it's LADS you want. GoTo: http://www.yopmail.com/
and sign in with either ladmail or kentbrockman
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Miss Behaving
Master Baiter
Joined: 20 Apr 2006
Posts: 190
Location: Down the bookies
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Posted:
Fri Apr 20, 2007 12:05 pm |
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'Have I put on weight?'
'Which trousers look better?'
'Do you fancy our waitress?' |
_________________ Come to the dark side, we have sweeties.
I bait scummy flatshare/rental scammers. PM the details if you encounter one!
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JMRazor
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2006
Posts: 7103
Location: Yes
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Fri Apr 20, 2007 12:10 pm |
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Don
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 May 2004
Posts: 3045
Location: Italy, 87.2.222.132
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Fri Apr 20, 2007 12:13 pm |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Posted:
Fri Apr 20, 2007 12:40 pm |
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9. Does she look better than me?
8. I'm sorry BUT
7. Does this red lipstick look better than this exact same colour lipstick?
6. Can we find a way to spend more time together?
5. We don't talk as much as we should.
4. We NEED to do this upgrade to the house. (Implying that the upgrade is needed and that I need to do that upgrade, not we)
3. Why were you looking at her? (That one is usually pretty obvious, see #9)
2. I have a headache.
1. Not now. |
_________________
Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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breadcrumb
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Feb 2006
Posts: 2075
Location: On my knees, licking floors together with TSnerd
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Posted:
Fri Apr 20, 2007 12:43 pm |
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yada yada yada yada....you never listen to me, when I tell you something...yada yada yada yada |
_________________ I´d vote for Don or TS but Lotta, Juan and sheboppe are the best! But the squirrel still sucks on the buttons *g*
"your papa, i do you ok, you do fuck your self off goodday" Hitman lad to Usm4an B3ll0
"fuck you and your mumu family for ever andv ever, you go die for bicycle accident this year" Hitman to Usm4n B3ll0
"once again thank you for the disappointment and arranged confussion." Barrister Ise
"Do you said am stupid" lad posing as Mike Pence
Click here to support 419Eater.com
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Fri Apr 20, 2007 12:47 pm |
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Married BC?
BTW- http://www.islamfortoday.com/how_to_make_your_husband_happy.htm
I am not Islamic, but if every woman could follow these simple 17 bulleted rules then things would be so much easier. Only 17 simple rules, yet sometimes these things seem so difficult for the fairer sex. |
_________________
Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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Shotgun_Mosquito
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 07 Dec 2006
Posts: 80
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Posted:
Fri Apr 20, 2007 12:51 pm |
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I'll second the "WE" phrase, when in fact, she means ME. I guess my wife is dyslexic, and turns the "M" upside down.
(jojobean's #4) |
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breadcrumb
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Feb 2006
Posts: 2075
Location: On my knees, licking floors together with TSnerd
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Posted:
Fri Apr 20, 2007 12:54 pm |
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Nahhh....this is just how my parents (who are married for 27 yrs) act like. But to be honest, I don�t think my Dad would have even heard the "you never listen to me"-sentence.... |
_________________ I´d vote for Don or TS but Lotta, Juan and sheboppe are the best! But the squirrel still sucks on the buttons *g*
"your papa, i do you ok, you do fuck your self off goodday" Hitman lad to Usm4an B3ll0
"fuck you and your mumu family for ever andv ever, you go die for bicycle accident this year" Hitman to Usm4n B3ll0
"once again thank you for the disappointment and arranged confussion." Barrister Ise
"Do you said am stupid" lad posing as Mike Pence
Click here to support 419Eater.com
Postcount doesn´t matter.
(Admin Certified)
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Posted:
Fri Apr 20, 2007 12:56 pm |
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I just assumed you were married, as you wrote that with such conviction. |
_________________
Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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B.L.Z. Bubb
Dudley Dooright
Joined: 23 Feb 2005
Posts: 723
Location: Dreaming of the Eater Ladies
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Posted:
Fri Apr 20, 2007 12:58 pm |
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Islam For Today wrote: |
* First off, try to avoid what will guarantee his anger.
* But if it happens that you can't, then try to appease him as follows:
1- If you are mistaken, then apologize.
2- If he is mistaken then:
# Keep still instead of arguing or
# Yield your right or
# Wait until he is no longer angry and discuss the matter peacefully
with him. |
I LOVE that one!!! |
_________________ "i will search for your mother.I will like to feed my own crocodile with your mum for christmas. GOAT FELCHER!" - Nicky Don (Who couldn't even write his own insults!)
"Please note for your information i am not boner,my name is bona Williams." - Reminded me of Shiver's "Ahoy Matey" quote...
"Maybe we should all just have an orgy and not worry about who belongs to whom." - from 419eater chat. This is what you're missing if you're not in it.
Kids, don't PostWhore for your Orange Name or you'll end up like me. Do the right thing. Donate.
Deaded Banks: x2
x24 |
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Gnasher
Baiting Guru
Joined: 29 May 2006
Posts: 2849
Location: Centre Stage in the Theatre of Cruelty
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Posted:
Fri Apr 20, 2007 1:13 pm |
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"Don't worry, size doesn't matter, honest" |
_________________ x21
"you have to pay because he need to submit this form to the Federal Ministry Of Fancies" Barrister John/Mike/Richard Okeke
"they are in deed the swinders rotating about in the net and searching for whom they will stylishly defraud your belongings" A. Moron
"Please pray harder for God to guide and protect us during our travelling because flight airplane i observe is a very big risky" Abdul Karibu
"WE DOESN'T LIKE HOW DISOBIDIENT YOU ARE!" Coco Law Chambers
"BE INFORMED THAT YOU WILL INCUR DUMMERAGE AFTER 9 DAYS FROM TODAY" Burkina Faso Air Secure Air Service.\ |
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B.L.Z. Bubb
Dudley Dooright
Joined: 23 Feb 2005
Posts: 723
Location: Dreaming of the Eater Ladies
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Posted:
Fri Apr 20, 2007 1:15 pm |
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"Are you nearly finished?" |
_________________ "i will search for your mother.I will like to feed my own crocodile with your mum for christmas. GOAT FELCHER!" - Nicky Don (Who couldn't even write his own insults!)
"Please note for your information i am not boner,my name is bona Williams." - Reminded me of Shiver's "Ahoy Matey" quote...
"Maybe we should all just have an orgy and not worry about who belongs to whom." - from 419eater chat. This is what you're missing if you're not in it.
Kids, don't PostWhore for your Orange Name or you'll end up like me. Do the right thing. Donate.
Deaded Banks: x2
x24 |
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Gnasher
Baiting Guru
Joined: 29 May 2006
Posts: 2849
Location: Centre Stage in the Theatre of Cruelty
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Posted:
Fri Apr 20, 2007 1:18 pm |
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"Have you started yet?" |
_________________ x21
"you have to pay because he need to submit this form to the Federal Ministry Of Fancies" Barrister John/Mike/Richard Okeke
"they are in deed the swinders rotating about in the net and searching for whom they will stylishly defraud your belongings" A. Moron
"Please pray harder for God to guide and protect us during our travelling because flight airplane i observe is a very big risky" Abdul Karibu
"WE DOESN'T LIKE HOW DISOBIDIENT YOU ARE!" Coco Law Chambers
"BE INFORMED THAT YOU WILL INCUR DUMMERAGE AFTER 9 DAYS FROM TODAY" Burkina Faso Air Secure Air Service.\ |
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B.L.Z. Bubb
Dudley Dooright
Joined: 23 Feb 2005
Posts: 723
Location: Dreaming of the Eater Ladies
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Posted:
Fri Apr 20, 2007 1:20 pm |
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"The egg timer's broken, want sex?" |
_________________ "i will search for your mother.I will like to feed my own crocodile with your mum for christmas. GOAT FELCHER!" - Nicky Don (Who couldn't even write his own insults!)
"Please note for your information i am not boner,my name is bona Williams." - Reminded me of Shiver's "Ahoy Matey" quote...
"Maybe we should all just have an orgy and not worry about who belongs to whom." - from 419eater chat. This is what you're missing if you're not in it.
Kids, don't PostWhore for your Orange Name or you'll end up like me. Do the right thing. Donate.
Deaded Banks: x2
x24 |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Posted:
Fri Apr 20, 2007 1:26 pm |
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Gnasher wrote: |
"Have you started yet?" |
That is the number one question you should not ask HER.
Quote: |
"Don't worry, size doesn't matter, honest" |
BWHAHAHHAHAHA!
Might I ask what an egg timer is? I can honestly say I have never heard that one from my wife. |
_________________
Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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B.L.Z. Bubb
Dudley Dooright
Joined: 23 Feb 2005
Posts: 723
Location: Dreaming of the Eater Ladies
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Fri Apr 20, 2007 1:30 pm |
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jojobean wrote: |
Might I ask what an egg timer is? I can honestly say I have never heard that one from my wife. |
Neither have I!!
It is a device used to measure the time it takes to boil an egg. I think its about two minutes or something (I don't do boiled eggs - not good ones, anyway)... |
_________________ "i will search for your mother.I will like to feed my own crocodile with your mum for christmas. GOAT FELCHER!" - Nicky Don (Who couldn't even write his own insults!)
"Please note for your information i am not boner,my name is bona Williams." - Reminded me of Shiver's "Ahoy Matey" quote...
"Maybe we should all just have an orgy and not worry about who belongs to whom." - from 419eater chat. This is what you're missing if you're not in it.
Kids, don't PostWhore for your Orange Name or you'll end up like me. Do the right thing. Donate.
Deaded Banks: x2
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PRS Girly Girl
Will Post for Food
Joined: 06 Mar 2007
Posts: 1174
Location: Any place where cute shoes are on sale.
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Posted:
Fri Apr 20, 2007 2:12 pm |
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jojobean wrote: |
if every woman could follow these simple 17 bulleted rules then things would be so much easier. Only 17 simple rules, yet sometimes these things seem so difficult for the fairer sex. |
Rules for men explained
http://www.freemaninstitute.com/rules.htm
If these rules are too complicated, the most important part is "one single rule applies: Make the woman happy." |
_________________ "A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are." Chauncey Mitchell Depew
"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." Robert A. Heinlein
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Banjul, The Gambia to Dakar, Senegal and back. 0usman C4mar4 |
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