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Prolix
Master Baiter
Joined: 05 Apr 2007
Posts: 209
Location: Ain't no bait like a topless bait
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Thu Apr 19, 2007 8:40 pm |
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I'll be.. ahem.. traveling to Africa next week to pick up some loot. Cheeky lad says,
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We got your massage and we thank you so much for your response, we are veru happy to hear that you will be back next week monday this is all goodnews may God bless you all. We can not wait to see you, we knows that you are going to bring us some gift when coming. |
Oh, yeah. I'll have a nice gift for you. A couple of hours in the airport, maybe. Running around town checking all the hotels, maybe. A ransom note when your mugu gets kidnapped at the airport, maybe. Your chance to be a hero and stage a rescue from the kidnappers, maybe. Can we also ask for a safari? Maybe.
Oh, yes, there will be gifts. |
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"You are criminal, don't write to this box again." - [mask:1]Joseph Foley[/mask:1]
"I TAUGHT YOU WOULD HAVE ASKED AND ALLOWED ME TO GIVE YOU THE ANSWERS
BUT YOU STARTED BEHAVING AS IF YOU ARE THE ONE THAT IS DRUNK." - [mask:1]Mohammed Zongo[/mask:1]
"GET LOST. BASTERRD POEPLE." - [mask:1]Paul Dakotan[/mask:1]
"I really thank you for your jokes. But please i want it to put to stop." - [mask:1]Mohammed Zongo[/mask:1]
Last edited by Prolix on Wed May 09, 2007 5:14 pm; edited 1 time in total |
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Anti-419
Elite Baiter
Joined: 28 Jul 2004
Posts: 1804
Location: Bay Area, CA
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Thu Apr 19, 2007 8:47 pm |
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I don't see anything wrong with a safari attempt. If you spent the time to develop the relationship between your lad and your character, then there's a good chance that you will score a safari out of this. You're flight got redirected and ended up in a neighboring country. You decided to get off there because you got bad air sickness.
Make sure to bring a suitcase full of cash with you as an incentive for your lad to safari and meet you. |
_________________ Barr Marc Hycinth: "I HATE HOW MY NAME IS BEEN RUBISHED AT THE CASHING OFFICE TODAY."
Safari Lad: "...your mails are a healing balm to my condiction here."
Jeremiah Nnamani: "With you I wouldn't mind being a fool for the rest of my life."
James Bruce: "Thanks for your mail and also your insult to my personality and company."
Baiting Record:
Trophies - 128 | 4 AM Airport Taxi - 6
- Sierra Leone to Nigeria - "...please help me ,you brought me here to NIgeria.take me out."
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JoeTam
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 16 Nov 2005
Posts: 2153
Location: Pulling foil arrows out of my head.
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Fri Apr 20, 2007 3:52 am |
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Indeed, you can make him travel a bit! You're sitting on boxes of cash that needs to be professionally handled. You just happened to end up in Tamale or Accra with flight troubles. What to do with these undeclared laptop computers? You need help! |
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Your moms pu$$! smokes ciggarettes, she whistles in the stadium with your Papa's D!@K.
Nwokeke.
I went to bank. they call police, why you do this to me? I canntsend you anything now.
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Fri Apr 20, 2007 1:16 pm |
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Whenever a lad asks for a gift, we always provide. We might even ask them what they would want most. And what color they prefer, as they come in 10 colors... |
_________________ x Reven U., Fats Walla, Donny
x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
Issac to Chad
Be A Cool Cat, Like Me Trophy Videos Cool Stuff
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Prolix
Master Baiter
Joined: 05 Apr 2007
Posts: 209
Location: Ain't no bait like a topless bait
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Fri Apr 20, 2007 1:46 pm |
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SlapHappy,
Of course! I should have thought of that. My assistant has asked them what kind of gifts would be appropriate, and it would help if they sent pictures so we got some idea of their taste and style. (And since they're promising to meet us at the airport, I imagine they'd better be real pictures...)
Of course, we'll have some dialog about clothing sizes and such.
I definitely like the idea of sending them on safari this way, using cash as bait, but I don't think merely re-routing will work. I'm definitely thinking a kidnapping plot, ransom demands, setting up a cash-for-hostage exchange, and so forth. Who's the 'napper? , of course. |
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"You are criminal, don't write to this box again." - [mask:1]Joseph Foley[/mask:1]
"I TAUGHT YOU WOULD HAVE ASKED AND ALLOWED ME TO GIVE YOU THE ANSWERS
BUT YOU STARTED BEHAVING AS IF YOU ARE THE ONE THAT IS DRUNK." - [mask:1]Mohammed Zongo[/mask:1]
"GET LOST. BASTERRD POEPLE." - [mask:1]Paul Dakotan[/mask:1]
"I really thank you for your jokes. But please i want it to put to stop." - [mask:1]Mohammed Zongo[/mask:1] |
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Prolix
Master Baiter
Joined: 05 Apr 2007
Posts: 209
Location: Ain't no bait like a topless bait
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Mon Apr 23, 2007 5:56 pm |
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Oy. This "trip" was supposedly to be to meet just a brother and sister. Now I find out the whole posse is coming:
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We got your massage vand thank you so much for your cooperetion, we will do as you said i and my sister and the some staff of the security company will be there to pick her up. |
Wow. I guess it's a good thing she's not really going to make it to baggage claim... they haven't even asked for cash yet, so this must be a kidnapping plot of some kind. |
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"You are criminal, don't write to this box again." - [mask:1]Joseph Foley[/mask:1]
"I TAUGHT YOU WOULD HAVE ASKED AND ALLOWED ME TO GIVE YOU THE ANSWERS
BUT YOU STARTED BEHAVING AS IF YOU ARE THE ONE THAT IS DRUNK." - [mask:1]Mohammed Zongo[/mask:1]
"GET LOST. BASTERRD POEPLE." - [mask:1]Paul Dakotan[/mask:1]
"I really thank you for your jokes. But please i want it to put to stop." - [mask:1]Mohammed Zongo[/mask:1] |
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Inna Phiggzaye
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 20 Apr 2007
Posts: 27
Location: Mostly here
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Mon Apr 23, 2007 6:35 pm |
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It would be great if it were possible to arrange "meetings" that took place near public access internet web cams. It would be great to see them stroll by a camera or be in the camera shot, sitting around and waiting for their victim, especially if they had the cardboard signs with the intended victim's "idnetity" or any other identifiable traits.
That would be priceless.
ps: Prolix, maybe you should insist that the security company lads wear their "official company hats and jackets" so that you can identify them at the airport and know that they are legitimate security staff.
Ask for pics ahead of time.
Might make them have to go out and aquire "uniforms".... just a thought. |
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ChipmunkInTheSky
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 29 Mar 2007
Posts: 5
Location: Somewhere in New England...
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Mon Apr 23, 2007 7:07 pm |
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We got your massage |
Apparently you already gave them a "massage". Something that intimate isn't good enough? |
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Inspector Gadget
Angel of unrealistic meetings
Joined: 20 Feb 2007
Posts: 6259
Location: Trumpton
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Mon Apr 23, 2007 7:15 pm |
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i and my sister and the some staff of the security company will be there to pick her up. |
She's a big girl then? |
_________________ x2 Co bait with Rumbero Sao Tome island to Gabon van donation
Co bait with Jayhawk and VJD. Stanley's bottle tour Aba to Lagos
Team Hector, airport in installments and St Louis to Kayes
Halil, Cotonou to Accra
+ Precious 10/08/11
x8 x34 x 73
grown up man like him, still doing all this shit games - Stanley, (he doesn't like Parcel Direct)
You again do the strange reflections stuffed with drugs? - Natalia
x3 Hector 24/1/13 Moses 15th Oct 2011
x 2Mick Ole 11th Sept 2014-16 Asare Akuffo start 4th Aug 2014 |
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llamedos
Been There, Done That
Joined: 04 Jun 2004
Posts: 2695
Location: ^^^ Wherever the other side has gone to
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Mon Apr 23, 2007 7:39 pm |
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@Prolix,
Have you given your lad your 'flight' details yet? I usually look for a flight that changes in North Africa (Libya is a favourite). You get confused by all that swirly writing and get on the wrong plane.
Of course, you are now stranded in country "X", but the lad shouldn't worry as you've met up with a realllly friendly taxi driver who has offered to help you out
Don't forget to remind the lad (at every available opportunity! ) that your laptop batteries are fading, your suitcase has $$$$$ in it and your phone won't work. The taxi driver has his friends around and they keep looking at your suitcase - you're worried etc etc.
Build on the lads paranoia
Then the taxi driver will kidnap you - this gives you an opportunity to introduce a side character and ransom money (which the lad will probably try to grab) |
_________________ x13 x 15
Accra - Lome (16/7/05 midnight - 5am) Accra - Lome - Benin Jul '11
Barrister Addo Williams: I want you to know that I am not impressed with your performance towards this project.
Mattins Wilson: ...and they stated morken me and tarfing at me as if am a full, so please it is enough OK. /AND/ I promise you for all this furffring that you are furffring to me <--- No, I haven't a clue either
Peter Ovdo: I want you to have trust in me that all is ok as stated in my last mail to you which i wrote in big letters
Ethel Gnassingbe: FOUK YOU AND GO TO HELL
"I am a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up" |
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Prolix
Master Baiter
Joined: 05 Apr 2007
Posts: 209
Location: Ain't no bait like a topless bait
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Tue May 01, 2007 8:43 pm |
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I poked Cheeky Gift Lad a couple of days ago, telling him that his silence was making the police think he was in on the kidnapping. Today, he sends me this response:
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I got your massage i am sorry for not replyed your massage for long now, i have ben sick that is why i do not have acces to my mail i am just coming out from the hospital today and i have been runing rond to see if i will get doctors money to give him i left my younger sister there telling them that i will be back as soon as i have the money. Please i am very sorry for the news about ****** please you poeple have to try your best to see that she is saved. My addres is: Rath 8 villa 3 angree cocody abidjan cote d'ivoire .
Please *** i do not know how to say this, how it will look like, can you help to send me some money so that i can go and pay the doctor and to free my younger sister. |
Amazing. I'm trying to gather the ransom money to save my boss and he asks me for a cut! I replied:
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I can't believe you're asking for money at a time like this. Thanks for the address, I'm sure the police will be coming around soon to interview you about the kidnapping. |
Well, now I've got an address to play with. I know we've just sent a bunch of lads to Accra. Anyone want to have a gathering in Abidjan? |
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"You are criminal, don't write to this box again." - [mask:1]Joseph Foley[/mask:1]
"I TAUGHT YOU WOULD HAVE ASKED AND ALLOWED ME TO GIVE YOU THE ANSWERS
BUT YOU STARTED BEHAVING AS IF YOU ARE THE ONE THAT IS DRUNK." - [mask:1]Mohammed Zongo[/mask:1]
"GET LOST. BASTERRD POEPLE." - [mask:1]Paul Dakotan[/mask:1]
"I really thank you for your jokes. But please i want it to put to stop." - [mask:1]Mohammed Zongo[/mask:1] |
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Jervis Tetch
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 05 Feb 2007
Posts: 669
Location: Cape HATteras
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Thu May 03, 2007 6:58 am |
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Hi Prolix^^
A street address from The Lads is always a good thing. No matter who the real name at the place is--thinking of the 419eater-Cola classic bait--the lads leave themselves vulnerable in this respect.
Forget WU from now on, you can now offer them the world via snail-mail/FedExpress/DHL. Tell them you will send them oodles of cash to that address---Of course the Immigration officials might have opened up the package and stolen all the money/travelers checks later on...Nahhhh. Not likely. |
_________________ What a FUCK, for doing this i will make sure by tomorrow i will be in Washington and send the FBI to pick you up where ever you are by all means just believe i must do this and use it as a prove that i am who i am. I give you just 1 hour to take my passport out from that page or eles when i get to Washington there will be no forgiveness just take my word. I will send all boxes and documents covering the boxes in your name to Washington and you will be asked so many question and if possible you will go to Jail with my power i PROMISE I MUST DO IT.
His Excellency Ambassador Dr. Kwame Bawuah-Edusei |
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Prolix
Master Baiter
Joined: 05 Apr 2007
Posts: 209
Location: Ain't no bait like a topless bait
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Thu May 03, 2007 2:15 pm |
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Unfortunately, my lad seems to have twigged. I'll keep poking, though. |
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"You are criminal, don't write to this box again." - [mask:1]Joseph Foley[/mask:1]
"I TAUGHT YOU WOULD HAVE ASKED AND ALLOWED ME TO GIVE YOU THE ANSWERS
BUT YOU STARTED BEHAVING AS IF YOU ARE THE ONE THAT IS DRUNK." - [mask:1]Mohammed Zongo[/mask:1]
"GET LOST. BASTERRD POEPLE." - [mask:1]Paul Dakotan[/mask:1]
"I really thank you for your jokes. But please i want it to put to stop." - [mask:1]Mohammed Zongo[/mask:1] |
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Jervis Tetch
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 05 Feb 2007
Posts: 669
Location: Cape HATteras
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Thu May 03, 2007 2:39 pm |
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Prolix--
Like Tricky Dick and Gladys Knight--keep on keepin' on. Got to make the best of a bad situation. |
_________________ What a FUCK, for doing this i will make sure by tomorrow i will be in Washington and send the FBI to pick you up where ever you are by all means just believe i must do this and use it as a prove that i am who i am. I give you just 1 hour to take my passport out from that page or eles when i get to Washington there will be no forgiveness just take my word. I will send all boxes and documents covering the boxes in your name to Washington and you will be asked so many question and if possible you will go to Jail with my power i PROMISE I MUST DO IT.
His Excellency Ambassador Dr. Kwame Bawuah-Edusei |
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Prolix
Master Baiter
Joined: 05 Apr 2007
Posts: 209
Location: Ain't no bait like a topless bait
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Wed May 09, 2007 5:13 pm |
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So I poked him a full week ago:
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Paul,
(Or whatever your real name is...)
It's too bad that you were trying to scam Meghann out of some money. Now the police are looking for you for a kidnapping - we still don't have her back and you're in what we here call deep shit.
As far as your address goes, I meant, of course, your IP address, which has been on every e-mail you've sent to us, which will allow the police to track down the exact computer you've been using to communicate with us. When the police seize it, they'll also be able to see who else you've been talking to, including the kidnappers.
It's almost certainly too late for you to do anything about that.
I hope you like jail. |
No response. I figured it was done. Until today!
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I am waitting for you, i will see who the police i will trap down for you wanted to come and spoil our country but God has trap you poeple. As for Meghann or what ever i do not know anything abour her so you have to look for the poeple that you poeple have offended that caused the kidnapping of Meghann for i do not know about it if not you will be kidnap also ok
HAVE A NICE DAY BYE.
ME.
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OK, the fact that he bothers to respond at all tells me that maybe he's still on the hook. He seems to have no trouble believing that a kidnapping actually occurred. So there's opportunity here. Since I'm relatively inexperienced, I'll definitely open this up to the experts here in the forum.
Should Meghann escape? Try to reach Paul for help, not knowing that he's a scammer? Maybe ask him to come pick her up in Ghana?
Instead, should I have the "police" contact Paul, having discovered Meghann's dismembered corpse? Or should that happen AFTER the escape?
Any and all suggestions welcome. |
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"You are criminal, don't write to this box again." - [mask:1]Joseph Foley[/mask:1]
"I TAUGHT YOU WOULD HAVE ASKED AND ALLOWED ME TO GIVE YOU THE ANSWERS
BUT YOU STARTED BEHAVING AS IF YOU ARE THE ONE THAT IS DRUNK." - [mask:1]Mohammed Zongo[/mask:1]
"GET LOST. BASTERRD POEPLE." - [mask:1]Paul Dakotan[/mask:1]
"I really thank you for your jokes. But please i want it to put to stop." - [mask:1]Mohammed Zongo[/mask:1] |
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Inspector Gadget
Angel of unrealistic meetings
Joined: 20 Feb 2007
Posts: 6259
Location: Trumpton
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Wed May 09, 2007 8:14 pm |
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Meghann will no doubt have access to the internet, everywhere has it there, she can ask the lad to try and get some money from you to pay her ransom, she can't get you direct as the computer is blocked from outside of the country, then she'll fall in love with her kidnappers who'll offer to split the ransom with your lad if he'll pop over and see them to sort out the fine details. |
_________________ x2 Co bait with Rumbero Sao Tome island to Gabon van donation
Co bait with Jayhawk and VJD. Stanley's bottle tour Aba to Lagos
Team Hector, airport in installments and St Louis to Kayes
Halil, Cotonou to Accra
+ Precious 10/08/11
x8 x34 x 73
grown up man like him, still doing all this shit games - Stanley, (he doesn't like Parcel Direct)
You again do the strange reflections stuffed with drugs? - Natalia
x3 Hector 24/1/13 Moses 15th Oct 2011
x 2Mick Ole 11th Sept 2014-16 Asare Akuffo start 4th Aug 2014 |
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Prolix
Master Baiter
Joined: 05 Apr 2007
Posts: 209
Location: Ain't no bait like a topless bait
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Thu May 10, 2007 7:23 pm |
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^^^
Thanks, SF. I'll probably do something just like that. |
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"You are criminal, don't write to this box again." - [mask:1]Joseph Foley[/mask:1]
"I TAUGHT YOU WOULD HAVE ASKED AND ALLOWED ME TO GIVE YOU THE ANSWERS
BUT YOU STARTED BEHAVING AS IF YOU ARE THE ONE THAT IS DRUNK." - [mask:1]Mohammed Zongo[/mask:1]
"GET LOST. BASTERRD POEPLE." - [mask:1]Paul Dakotan[/mask:1]
"I really thank you for your jokes. But please i want it to put to stop." - [mask:1]Mohammed Zongo[/mask:1] |
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