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Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 8:36 pm

I have been busy today so the lads will just have to wait for thier abuse tomorrow! Wink

I look forward to Luther's cursing lad..that always is a good 'pic me upper' during the day when I chance a spontanous argument Laughing

@PJ WOW you still have the same lad..thats great!! The mugu bit almost made me loose it...very creative. I wanted to ask more questions but do not want to focus too much to make him twig. I shall just make him talk loud so his neighbours may overhear him Laughing

Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 8:51 am

The lad was not happy I / you was out yesterday he called three times

The lad Mr Williams should be calling again today

Tell him anything you like

He will be asking for Kate Lin by the way

Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 12:05 pm

Oh dear I/you have a life outside of sitting by the phone waiting for him to call....poor baby...3 times he tried!! Gawd, better throw in a extra 10K for his efforts Laughing

I will treat him as special as he is Wink

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 14 Apr 2007 Posts: 16

You may be getting a call for Mort. I messed up the forms pretty bad.

You're awesome for doing this service!!

Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 7:47 pm

Todays list of loser's is:

lad Williams called for Gates..impatient and hungup (same lad below? I dunno)
http://media.putfile.com/williams4gates

Lad James Williams?? for Michael Scott?? hungup too
http://media.putfile.com/williams4michael

Lad Mugu 4 peter check you email
http://media.putfile.com/Mugu4Peteremail

lad Dr Mugu from CBN bank called and does not know the rates either and wouldn't diagnose the brown hairy thing on my back (if same lad as above..I dunno?)
http://media.putfile.com/drmugumyback

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 29 Jun 2006 Posts: 94

Apparently my mugu had a conversation with you. Twisted Evil

Quote:

Hello B3rkl3y,
How could you do this to me ,Atleast, You have to follow my instruction since i always follow yours instruction, I told you that my Wife is in life and death that i needed money ,very urgently and you told me to call you immediately i got your message,Yes i did called you yestersday but your Secretary pickup the phone and start embarrasing me that she can't put me throw the phone to speak with you,i am highly really get angry because i never expecting that from your Secretary and she told me that she has not been paid that's why she can't put me throw the line of yours .......
I am not ready to be calling why i will still be embarrased by your so called secretary and you know the situation i am....

Please as i have told you that let me cleared with my family first then we can proceed forward , I am talking about my O family now not business ....

Please while you understand let your next response be the Western Union Confirmation .....
In the name of your God.....
God Bless your family too ........

Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 7:12 am

@adam12

Have you not been reading my postings? Naughty baiter Wink

I posted this a couple days ago. I had a lovely convo with your lad and you mean he HAS NOT told you to give me a pay raise?? Now I am sad Crying or Very sad

Quote:

You want to hear a lad lose the plot?? Here he is and his name is Mark and he wants what sounds like MrBecky (USA bait me thinks, said g-morning at 5pmGMT) anywhooo you will definatly receive an email Twisted Evil
http://media.putfile.com/MadMark4MrBecky

Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 11:41 am

Hey, vp, I have another one I'm sending your way. This is a lad from my church bait who has just found out that a shipment of cash and computers has been destroyed in a ghastly accident (modality shamelessly stolen from Scam Patroller).

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 29 Jun 2006 Posts: 94

He swore at YOU? How dare he treat you in this way! I saw Mr. Becky in your posts and thought it may have been my mugu but wasn't sure.

Quite humorous.

Baiting Guru Joined: 31 Jan 2007 Posts: 12237

A young desperado may be calling for Larry P0st. Please tell him that I am in London and the transfer will be made as soon as he mails the security picture to Randy. Wink

Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2007 7:37 pm

Here are yesterdays list of losers (friday)

4Benson your lad is not happy with me forgetting to pass you messages and when I mentioned that you had tried to call him and could not get thru ..seems he was having phone problems anyway Wink

http://media.putfile.com/350forbenson
http://media.putfile.com/404forBenson
http://media.putfile.com/5pmforBenson

Mr Buckley your lad is a sobbing sad sod Rolling Eyes

I can think of many evil thing for him Twisted Evil

http://media.putfile.com/833MrBuckley
http://media.putfile.com/837MrBuckley
http://media.putfile.com/855MrBuckley

and this one I have absolutly NO idea who he is oe infact what he is saying
http://media.putfile.com/cannot-understand

Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 1:40 am

vpmanchester wrote:

Call from Prince Tony for Chez Miller or Larose?? He called twice so far and me thinks the lad is a tad bit frustrated Confused

Heheheheeee this is fun Laughing

http://media.putfile.com/prince-tony
http://media.putfile.com/prince-tony-2-jan05

EDIT!!

Good ole Tony has called back yet again..and now after I went to find Chez he is flirting with me and wants my email addy LOL...His owner has been notified and we are in the process of making the good prince get his just rewards Laughing

(kinda long abt 8 mins this time Shocked

)

http://media.putfile.com/Prince-Tony-3rd-call

Brilliant!

ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT!!!!!

Chris

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 29 Jun 2006 Posts: 94

thats my lad. its for n4than b3rkley which is my baiting name. he may be calling again, once he finds out his dolla is being chopped by my fake lad. this matter is very urgent because his wife is in the hospital delivering a baby and needs this money to get his wife to china. I'll get right on that...

Give him hell if he calls again. Twisted Evil

Great work

vpmanchester wrote:

Here are yesterdays list of losers (friday)

Mr Buckley your lad is a sobbing sad sod Rolling Eyes

I can think of many evil thing for him Twisted Evil

http://media.putfile.com/833MrBuckley
http://media.putfile.com/837MrBuckley
http://media.putfile.com/855MrBuckley

and this one I have absolutly NO idea who he is oe infact what he is saying
http://media.putfile.com/cannot-understand

Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 9:46 pm

yes the simpering sad sorry excuse for a lad called a few times..still sobbing and I will post the audio today or tomorrow..not very long ones cuz he seems to have a problem with the networks..me thinks his phone credit is not very healthy Twisted Evil

Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 10:45 pm

Here is just one of his today they are all pretty much the same, but now he wants me to do 'favors' for him Shocked

http://media.putfile.com/buckley548favors

Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 11:03 pm

Just a shot in the dark, but could the answer be: orange?

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 26 Mar 2007 Posts: 12

Hi VP

My character Professor John Sc0p3s is visiting the UK and I have given some of my benefactors your number, I know you will treat them as they deserve.

You may hear from

Casp3r Lampr3cht
Morr1s Br0wn
Dr 3g0 (he may have escaped fro a Bond movie)
Pau1 Gr33n3r
m0hammad mus@

I love what you're doing.

Thanks.

Baiting Guru Joined: 31 Jan 2007 Posts: 12237

Quote:

Williams,

Thanks for your voice mail to my New York office. I am currently in London. Call me at my London office and we can talk further. I have had some security problems at my London office so please include the code words "Red apples should be inserted gently" in your conversation if my secretary or cleaning lady replies to the phone. As you know I have been involved in some shady dealings with the Mafia as of late and I want to make sure it is really you. They put a hit out on me last month so I cannot be too careful. Hope to talk to you soon. Call me here ASAP. +07014219419

Larry

Please give him the typical runabout. He will be calling for Larry P0st.

Thanks for this service. I look forward to listening to all of your posted calls every day. Smile

Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 7:46 am

Quote:

http://media.putfile.com/cannot-understand

Mr Duyar!!! another one of mine!
another phone lad.
What a crabby individual. He never said he phoned, I'll have to give him a telling off for that!

Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 7:52 pm

And It seems that Benson and Berkley are still the most wanted by thier faithful lads.

Berkley's lad Mark has gone from his raving and swearing the other day to 'I love you' at the end of our chats puke

now that he can smell da money! Rolling Eyes

http://media.putfile.com/Markfreeman23Mon
http://media.putfile.com/markFreeman1
http://media.putfile.com/marktextmsg
http://media.putfile.com/MarkPanic

Barrister from Abdijan for 'Miss Gates'???? we talked for 5+minutes about very little and absolutly nothing of use, burned him fer a few quid!
http://media.putfile.com/BarrFrmAbijan

A 'Korean' lad (if you buy the accent) who cannot speak English wants you to call him Laughing

http://media.putfile.com/KoreanLad

Phillip from HSBC for Beckley???? (not sure)
http://media.putfile.com/PhilipHsBCBuckley

4 Benson from William?
http://media.putfile.com/4BensonFrmWilliam

Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 10:42 pm

That Lad 'Barrister from Abdijan' the one looking for Miss Kate he was

trying to find out about his Westen Union payment

Thanks you did a great job

Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 6:52 am

^^^^Great! Laughing

I could not really understand what he was saying but was amazed that he stayed on for so long...now I know why. Seems that once there is a forthcomming payment they seem to tolerate my nonsense for much longer LOL. If he calls back today I will be as useless for him Wink

Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 2:27 pm

Quote:

How are you today? with hope you are doing fine, i called you phone and some pick the line, where are you now? pls get back to me if you still interested in this transaction as you know may time is runing very fast.

You just can't get the staff nowadays!

Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 6:43 pm

VP, your willingness to help out is utterly commendable. I look forward to it in the near future. I heard your conversation with "Mark" the other day. When you mentioned that you made only $90,000 he didn't even pause. You'd think that in a country where poverty is rampant and a few bucks go a long way that he would have said something about your greed. He really is as dumb as a bag of left handed hammers! Or he's so blinded by avarice that he has tunnel vision. Once again, thanks for the laughs and info.
Wink

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 24 Jan 2007 Posts: 85

VP,

Thanks for taking the ones for Mr B3ns0n.

Ive been a little busy the last few days so I havnt been answering their mail, no wonder they are all getting upset.

Cheers,

Frank.

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