Pretending to be a drunk

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Not quite a Newb Joined: 13 Apr 2007 Posts: 42

I never thought that pretending to be a drunk could be be so much fun, my lad is getting so annoyed with me it is great. I decided to spill a cup of coffee on the last form i sent him which made half of it unreadable, i am sure he appreciated this. He has told me a few times that i need to get my life in order and that doing business with him will help me with that lol.

Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 1:13 pm

Bigmoney--

RE: the coffee-on-the-official-forms---it appears that you have seen 'Schindlers List', and/or 'The Great Escape'--both movies used that.

And you need not pretend to be drunk to reply back to the mugus. Don't stop drinking or make excuses on it due to them, drink on if you so desire. I generally have a buzz going when I reply to the rascals.

It can be a natural thing too. Insult the hell out of them, and then later blame it on the brewskis if they take offense. In their urge to steal from you, they understand erratic drunken behaviour and readily forgive all the insults you throw at them--so attack them sober too. All they care about is swindling you.

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 Mar 2006 Posts: 7103 Location: Yes

Your drinking problem will also make it hard for you to get your MTCN numbers written down correctly. Wink

Not quite a Newb Joined: 13 Apr 2007 Posts: 42

i was thinking about pissing him off really bad, and then drunk dialing him and getting all sad on the phone Laughing

Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 2:02 pm

JMR--

[hIc]--You got that right! I'll drink to that! [hic]

Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 3:59 pm

Yes...my old widow character gets "tipsy" at the church picnic then sends the Lads a simple

Quote:

"I half achatched a coopy of them Westren Uniyon receive."

There is nothing attached to the e-mail.
The hangover lasts a couple of days where I just cannot seem to get to the PC to answer the frantic Lad e-mails.

Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 4:03 pm

That is HILARIOUS. Maybe my character needs to start drinking on the job, too.

I would love to be able to pull a "Will Farrel" with his drunken rants.

Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 4:14 pm

I don't think a lot of people on here will really need to PRETEND... Wink

Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 4:21 pm

At least i don't need to pretend. I get the sickest (the best?) ideas after a few drinks.
The only frustrating thing is to preview every post I make in this forum before actually posting it.

Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 5:33 pm

Being at the mercy of something beyond your (and his) control is good.
It sounds to me, however, as though he might not be giving you the kind of support a true friend should. I suggest that you make it clear that nothing is going to happen until he has cheered you up and dragged you out of your pit of depression.
A postcard would be a start. Perhaps even a call. Just to let you know that he is thinking of you. (You'd be amazed how quickly international phone calls eat up credit in Nigeria)

Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 7:03 pm

BadKarma, I can't handle seeing your avi. My 19yr old lent my copy to a friend of his over 3 mos ago. I don't think I'll ever see it again Crying or Very sad

My "friend" is having trouble finding his lad over there. I think I'll need to take some anti depressent pills to help me cope. Please get some phone calls to share Laughing

Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 7:15 pm

Tell him you were so drunk you sent him $20l instead of $10 by mistake and can he send 10 back.

Do you think he'll want to get you back on the wagon after that?

Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 8:52 pm

I included this in a bait published on Scamorama:

Quote:

Special Scambaiting tutorial
How to fake an email written by a drunk:
[1] Remove glasses; if you don�t need or use glasses, borrow a pair from a very myopic friend/acquaintance
[2] Move back to arm�s length from keyboard
[3] Go cross-eyed
[4] Try to touch type
[5] When done, clear up the more extravagant bits of gibberish, and send the whole lot on

This is what I sent to a banker Lad and Charlie Solud0 respectively:

Quote:

justr sent yur weesren ujn ionm tofdsy the num bert was 4678252625 queton wkat did bily aguj tey 2stwal fromme andwdeftr #400 now i gottaget anpther beer hae a goid tijmme

Quote:

don wttoorry prokn f its dojn e biiill gotr his mojhneu im fije hiow baboujht yiob dyu lklike a beeeer=r wuut yu soend yourrrr money ohn thwn eyou gett ot oz
doj tryden goit some gleshfouuddik liueve thwt stuhff
sere yuo larter
don tglet thjue fuhnennl wbs birte yei

The first Lad didn't care:

Quote:

IAM IN RECEIPT OF THE WESTERN UNION MTCN NUMBER BUT YOU NEED TO INCLUDE THE AMOUNT SENT,THE NAME AND ADDRESS OF THE SENDER OF THE WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER TO ENABLE MY OFFICE CONFIRM THE PAYMENT.

Charlie, however, did notice:

Quote:

What is the meaning of this nonsense?

Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 1:14 pm

@bigmoney again--

Don't call them when drunk, loose lips sink ships. In fact--save your phone charges and don't call at all. PM me for advice on giving THEM a phone # to call you at--endless frustration for the lads.

hi yastreb--^^^

You are one gal who knows her stuff, IYKWIM. And you do.

Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 1:57 pm

Jarvis - my drunk was - ie a bloke. only ever gets tipsy!

Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 5:08 pm

@yastreb,

Why fake the e-mail? Hell, I'm probably drunk right now.

Elite Baiter Joined: 02 Jul 2006 Posts: 1702

I do my best work drunk - while ur drunk and baiting u aint out driving

Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 6:41 pm

I love having a lad call me when I'm half in the bag. I tell them how much I love them and they tell me how much they love me. Good times are had by all, and then I make them go to Western Union the next day for a fruitless payment.

Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 9:15 pm

B. A. Ware wrote:

@yastreb,

Why fake the e-mail?

Since I don't drink alcohol, there's really no other way! Wink

Not quite a Newb Joined: 13 Apr 2007 Posts: 42

So i had my lad call me a little while ago and usual i was acting like i was completely hammered. I started yelling at him for something and then i started to apologize, after a while i was pretending to cry and i was saying that he was the only person i could trust blah blah blah.. i have a feeling i am going to have this one on my hook for a while Twisted Evil

Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 11:21 pm

Try just randomly ranting off nonsense quotes like:

"When the red rooster flies to the south, the blue ox will see the buffalo roam"

*** BANNED *** Joined: 02 Jan 2006 Posts: 2021

Jervis Tetch wrote:

Don't call them when drunk,

I did that when i first started, put the phone down then realised i had used my house phone and they had my number :yikes:

My only saving grace was the fact that i was living with a Filipino at the time and when they called back the next day all they got was her shouting down the phone "NO MIKE HUNT NO LEAVVVEE HERE"
True story that Laughing

Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 7:45 am

Hi bombardier ^^^

I've never spoken to a lad on the phone yet, drunk or sober.

But here's what I do when those annoying tele-marketers with THEIR scams call me--[usually during dinner] ---I say 'hold on'. Then I go get a paper bag and inflate it....

Then back on the phone I suddenly yell out--"No!! Timmy!! Put The Gun Down!!"..Then I pop the bag and hang up. Works like a charm.