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Enigma
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 05 Apr 2007
Posts: 22
Location: England
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Tue Apr 17, 2007 9:53 pm |
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I recently recieved an E-mail, telling me that my late Uncle had left me over ten million dollars in his will. While I wasn't aware that I had such a wealthy relative, I was quite happy to claim my inheritance. However, his barrister wants me to split the money 50/50 with him. Don't you think that this is a bit cheeky? After all, it's MY money and I want it ALL! |
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FiveForces
Elite Baiter
Joined: 05 Apr 2007
Posts: 1254
Location: Richville, USA (honest!)
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Tue Apr 17, 2007 10:35 pm |
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I'm sure you could have great fun with this, tell him another lad is offering you 90% and he also posed for a silly photo |
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"GO AND DIE AND NOPT LIVE OK, YOU STUPID FOUL YOU TAKEW ME FOR PLAY? SEND YOUR SHIPPING INFO AND THAT ALL YOU TALK STUPID, SEND ME YOUR NUMBER THAT ALKL I NEED FROM YOU. NO NUKMBER GO AND DON;T SEND NO MONEY AND SEND HAVE NO PUPPY"
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"The whole situation is becoming ridiculous and absurd. Its hard to explain how a transaction that normally takes a few minutes to be concluded is starting to run into weeks."
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"you are treating me like a fool which is not supposed to be done"
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"I don't understand this...Its like you are playing on my intelligence."
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Wed Apr 18, 2007 9:00 am |
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I received one telling me that a total stranger had left me $7.1 million. By the second message he'd stated:
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We are proposing a sharing formular of 15% for you for standing as the beneficiary, 75% for me and my partners as originators of the deal and the remaining 10% will have to be set aside to settle every expenses that will be incured by either party in the process of securing the fund.
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Within a few exchanges he was happy with 10%. The bait is ongoing. |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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Jervis Tetch
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 05 Feb 2007
Posts: 669
Location: Cape HATteras
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Wed Apr 18, 2007 9:45 am |
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Enigma--^^
The 'Split' means nothing, as that is exactly what you are going to receive. Always amuses me how they haggle over 5-10% when there are no millions to begin with.
The mugus once in a while are so stupid as to offer a 50/40 split with 20% more going for 'expenses'. Bait them long enough and you'll see it. |
_________________ What a FUCK, for doing this i will make sure by tomorrow i will be in Washington and send the FBI to pick you up where ever you are by all means just believe i must do this and use it as a prove that i am who i am. I give you just 1 hour to take my passport out from that page or eles when i get to Washington there will be no forgiveness just take my word. I will send all boxes and documents covering the boxes in your name to Washington and you will be asked so many question and if possible you will go to Jail with my power i PROMISE I MUST DO IT.
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Enigma
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 05 Apr 2007
Posts: 22
Location: England
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Wed Apr 18, 2007 5:24 pm |
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You mean it's a lie!? You mean that I packed my job in for nothing. They'll never take me back after what I told my boss to do!
I wrote back and said there was no way that I would accept a 50/50 split. He's obviously deeply offended and has either decided to keep my inheirtance to himself (the thieving ***) or offer it to someone else. My Uncle will turn in his grave! |
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maynard_g_krebbs
Master Baiter
Joined: 04 Apr 2007
Posts: 140
Location: somewhere over a rainbow
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Wed Apr 18, 2007 9:02 pm |
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Reply with: "Yes, I know. Thank you for your condolences. My lawyer has already handled his estate and we are in the process of finalizing this. Why did you contact me about something I already know?"
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heres_jonny
419Eater is my life
Joined: 20 Nov 2005
Posts: 298
Location: My desk - a pile of work to the left of me, this computer to the right...
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Wed Apr 18, 2007 10:21 pm |
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@Enigma - friendly PM sent to you about this |
_________________ "DO NOT EVER CONTACT ME AGAIN AS YOU HAVE ALREADY WASTED YOUR LATE MOTHER'S TIME IN THE GRAVE. I WISH YOU A FATAL ACCIDENT THIS FEASTIVE PERIOD." - Clint Kambo
"Well for now am just having fun with you but the day i will let you know that you have something that does not belong to you is coming and that will lead to your death i will let you know who i am but you will not live to see the next day ...look out for a black very tall his name is miko you have seen him but you never know he is coming for you. " - Mary Jane Kalo
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Enigma
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 05 Apr 2007
Posts: 22
Location: England
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Fri Apr 20, 2007 11:25 pm |
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He's changed his mind and decided to accept my offer of $10000 for his troubles. However, he insists I keep this all confidential - trouble is, as I've just told him, I've already arranged a party to celebrate the fact that I'm now filthy rich and to honour the memory of my late Uncle. Damn! |
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4X1X9
Baiting Guru
Joined: 17 Sep 2006
Posts: 5905
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Sat Apr 21, 2007 8:35 am |
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Wow you master haggler you, you got him down from $5,000,000 to $10,000 |
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