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Big Worm
Elite Baiter
Joined: 31 May 2006
Posts: 1292
Location: Hole in the ground
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Tue Apr 17, 2007 12:48 am |
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Mod note: This bait uses the "TWAT" modality, introduced here: http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779
Mark your calendars! April 19th YW and I are attempting to have our 2 TWATs meet in Port Harcourt. One will be coming from Lagos and one will be coming from Benin City. Here is the backstory:
Both TWATs have completed all the necessary ceremonies and are now ordained Reverends of TWAT. They must now travel to meet the TWAT Head Engineer who will be delivering a sacred marble altar, as well as bringing the 200K grant money and laptops and cell phones for everyone Here is where it gets fun. Both lads have been given the other's photo and name and have been told that the other is the Head Engineer. They have both been instructed to meet in the lobby of the most expensive hotel in Port Harcourt dressed in their white ceremonial robes with pink sashes. The time they are to meet is 6pm. They have both been told to rent large trucks so that they can transport the altar and they have been asked to bring their friends to help carry it. They have also been told that they will have a Presidential Suite to stay in so they dont have to drive home at night. We planned the meeting late so they will be stranded, hence the title of this bait...
But the title of this thread is Triple TWAT meet. Well we have another dimension to this bait which I hope will pan out. Another prospective TWAT has been having trouble finding a place to build his pyramid. emailed him with a special task that if completed, would allow this TWAT to bypass the remaining ceremonies and be able to collect his 200K grant. The task is the secretly videotape the other two TWATs. The story behind this task is that these two TWATs are corrupt and we suspect that they are part of a money laundering scheme. However, we cannot make any accusations without proof. Just this past week we received a tip that they will be meeting in Port Harcourt. If we can get video to confirm this meeting, then we would have the evidence we would need to prosecute them.
That is the bait in a nutshell. We have received confirmation from the two main TWATs that they will be traveling although I believe a phone call to both, posing as the Head Engineer, will help sell it even better. The third TWAT has said he will be traveling to videotape and has just received all the information he needs to travel. A phone call to him maybe needed as well to seal the deal.
Consider this a work in progress with many possible outcomes. One TWAT could go or two or all three. Either way, it should be rather interesting. I will post updates leading up to 419.
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_________________ TWAT for Dummies <----READ IT!
(One Collaborative Super Safari to Egypt!)
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Lagos
The Lad that Stole Christmas
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harrya
Elite Baiter
Joined: 23 Jul 2006
Posts: 1489
Location: Not Happy
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Tue Apr 17, 2007 1:02 am |
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Fanbloodytastic, I can hardly wait to see this unravel |
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Harry Bawls
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Oct 2006
Posts: 1310
Location: Somewhere, nowhere, everywhere
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Tue Apr 17, 2007 1:03 am |
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I can't wait to see how this pans out........what an awesome bait |
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Eliza_Doolittle
"Warned for lad hugging"
Joined: 16 Mar 2006
Posts: 1979
Location: Contemplating a plan to steal Shiver's cat
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Tue Apr 17, 2007 1:13 am |
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OH this is awesome!!
Does Sister Anita Bath need to call either groups and be a bit sexy to make each think that they are going to maybe get to be with her?????? Because I can sure play that role if you need a sexy carrot to dangle in front of their mouths...... |
_________________ Uch3nna - 222km Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin
M4rtins Uzo - Lagos to Abuja "l have spent money,time,took risk to travel all the way from lagos to abuja to meet you.(8 good hours on board)."
Ed - Port Harcourt to Kaduna
vLad's ebay auction states "Wonderful seller! Thinks "out of the box" to get item to you."
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Tue Apr 17, 2007 1:16 am |
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Thanks for the offer but these guys are very obedient already. It has been surprisingly easy to get these guys to do all this stuff already. And compared to building an 80 ton sandbag pyramid, traveling a couple hundred miles will probably seem quite easy to them. |
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<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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JoeTam
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Joined: 16 Nov 2005
Posts: 2153
Location: Pulling foil arrows out of my head.
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Tue Apr 17, 2007 2:33 am |
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And now, for the climax to the TWAT safari! (Pardon the language). Might there be pyramid dismantling, and argumentivness among the confusion. I can't wait! |
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Your moms pu$$! smokes ciggarettes, she whistles in the stadium with your Papa's D!@K.
Nwokeke.
I went to bank. they call police, why you do this to me? I canntsend you anything now.
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rumbero
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Jun 2006
Posts: 3677
Location: All the Salsa Night Clubs
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Tue Apr 17, 2007 2:47 am |
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You guys are totally demented and wicked. Poor mugus, I can just see their faces when they get stranded
I presume is destiny for the mugus |
_________________ Lagos to Tamale. Rev. Frank Lagos to Abuja
Lagos to Abuja Pr1nc3 F@w@z
Ghana to Benin's Simba Camp Joe C@rlton
Lagos to Ghana Opus Dei Templar
Nukuru to Mombasa 1,500 kms van donation
Co bait with SlowFreddy Sao Tome island to Gabon Lagos to Abuja Co, donation
YOUR WIFE WILL GIVE BIRTH TO A MONKEY, YOU ARE GOING TO SUFFER FROM EPILEPTIC,
LET YOUR MOTHER FUCK YOUR BEST FRIEND. LET YOUR FATHER FUCK A MAD STREET WOMAN, USELESS INTERNET FRAUDSTER. (barrister Dan )
I bet u , soon , u will be laying in a close casket ,
will make u understand that i'm a spiritual man (Makinwa the retarded mugu)
in juses name u will dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
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MikeH
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Nov 2005
Posts: 2546
Location: On the phone
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Tue Apr 17, 2007 2:51 am |
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FarFreakingOut! I think the date 419 will go down in history. |
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Dupes
419Eater is my life
Joined: 24 Jul 2006
Posts: 256
Location: United States
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Tue Apr 17, 2007 3:10 am |
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Yeawhateva and Big Worm seem to have some of the best baits on this site. Hopefully the third lad comes into play and we can get video of these two TWATS. |
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KeyserSoze
Elite Baiter
Joined: 06 Dec 2005
Posts: 1138
Location: Debo's pigeon coop
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Tue Apr 17, 2007 3:46 am |
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Oh this is just too good to be true.
How long has this trip been planned? I hope that it didn't spring up too soon on them. I really hope that it goes perfectly. |
_________________ "I was the head of the dradded occult menber in my university days.I have drank so many peoples blood physically if you dont know. so you people are too small for me ok?" - The soulless dunce cap lad
"WE HAVE REALLY SUFFERED GREATLY ON THIS 23 HOURS TRIP FROM IBADAN TO YOLA AND FINALLY TO MADUGURI. IT WAS A SERIOUS TERIBLE JOURNEY." - Kenny the healer - aprox 2500 miles
"I have worn your soul and I will Auction it to the land of the dead before 2 weeks. I laugh at your stupidity. I shall drink my early morning tea with your skull in the land of the dead by two weeks from now" - Cassidy the photographer -
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Big Worm
Elite Baiter
Joined: 31 May 2006
Posts: 1292
Location: Hole in the ground
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Tue Apr 17, 2007 3:54 am |
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Keyser
They were given one weeks notice. YW came up with the idea of having our TWATs meet. We started talking about details and figuring out all the logistics and then I realized that 419 was approaching and IT HAD to be that day I am going to call them tomorrow night. Im in Vegas on a biz trip and just have to download a few things so I can record my conversations with them when I call.
BW |
_________________ TWAT for Dummies <----READ IT!
(One Collaborative Super Safari to Egypt!)
x9 (7 by the infamous Barry Melrose <---clicky)
x2
Benin City
Lagos
The Lad that Stole Christmas
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Inspector Gadget
Angel of unrealistic meetings
Joined: 20 Feb 2007
Posts: 6259
Location: Trumpton
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Tue Apr 17, 2007 7:51 am |
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@BW no doubt one of the sounds will be of you winning the jackpot on the fruit machine? (Slot machine) |
_________________ x2 Co bait with Rumbero Sao Tome island to Gabon van donation
Co bait with Jayhawk and VJD. Stanley's bottle tour Aba to Lagos
Team Hector, airport in installments and St Louis to Kayes
Halil, Cotonou to Accra
+ Precious 10/08/11
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grown up man like him, still doing all this shit games - Stanley, (he doesn't like Parcel Direct)
You again do the strange reflections stuffed with drugs? - Natalia
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Raymond Luxury-Yacht
Master Baiter
Joined: 29 Mar 2007
Posts: 160
Location: Europe endless
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Tue Apr 17, 2007 7:52 am |
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Fantastic work guys. The lads should build you a monument with your names on it |
_________________ <b>Williams Hills: </b>I want to say categorically without any fear of contradiction that I do not know exactly what you are saying.
<b>Rebbeca Steve: </b>You are a failure where ever you are. Mugu like you;you dont have money you dont help peopls,after what God has done for you,still you refused to pay your tithe to God,you will remain poor.
<b>Anthony Audu: </b>I am getting frustrated and confused because very soon my family will be out on the streets |
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icrighthruU
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 08 Apr 2007
Posts: 358
Location: Over the river and through the woods
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Tue Apr 17, 2007 7:56 am |
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OhmIgoD
I have to break silence for this one.
I want the Eater show to debut with this one no matter how it turns out.
Shivers PM me ASAP! |
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Doctor X
** ACCOUNT CLOSED **
Joined: 15 Apr 2007
Posts: 766
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Tue Apr 17, 2007 7:58 am |
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Raymond Luxury-Yacht wrote: |
Fantastic work guys. The lads should build you a monument with your names on it |
That comes next week. . . .
--J.D. |
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Jimmy Jazz
Master Baiter
Joined: 26 Feb 2007
Posts: 174
Location: Slowly going around the bend
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Tue Apr 17, 2007 9:32 am |
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Big Worm wrote: |
YW came up with the idea of having our TWATs meet. |
Indeed
Great work - the end result of this should be a stunner! |
_________________ After all I have done for you, you still have the UTAHCITY to call me a fool - J*hn 1gwe
I like you because I can sense some kind of strictness in you which reassures me that you are a straigth forward person - M@mudu U5m@n
"I must tell you that you must be one of these internet bugs parasites" - An ongoing lad.
ASSHOL, EAT YOUR DEFICATE., USELESS SOON OF BITCH, POLICT TOILET AND A MISSRABLE ONDIGAR BORN TO BE FAUSTRATED FOR LIFE THAT IS WHAT YOUR ARE.OK - Barrister D0ugla5 Clarl3
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Tue Apr 17, 2007 10:07 am |
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Should be fun! |
_________________ "No amount of semen donation will save this situation" Sanny Sanny
"We must disagree to agree" Raji Musa
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persephone
Baiting Guru
Joined: 05 Jun 2006
Posts: 2846
Location: land of cloggies
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Tue Apr 17, 2007 10:37 am |
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Shivers PM me ASAP! |
Good luck with that one, mate, the boss in on holiday
BW and YW, calender is marked Will make sure to get up early on Friday to see how this one panned out. Great work so far, I really hope that third lad is the obedient kind. |
_________________ a strange idiot tracked you down on arrival you moved with him like a christmas goat to a strange hell hotel and gave him paper or what you call money my ass. - J3ff Rich4rds
14 months and counting
I HAVE SEEN THAT YOU LOVE DOG SEX, LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU CAN COME TO AFRICA I WILL TAKE CARE OF YOUR HOTEL EXPENSES AT LEAST TO SATISFY THE DOG'S URGE - some banker
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Donato
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2007
Posts: 2922
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Tue Apr 17, 2007 10:47 am |
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If YW is on the case then you know "mugu pain" is forthcoming...
Great Idea...
Great Twist...
Great Poster...
Great Everything!!!
Fingers crossed here... |
_________________ ^^^ damn tree hugging hippy. -imike
Your are a complete ASSHOLE!! Dont you dare mail me again BASTARD!!!-george harrison
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Tue Apr 17, 2007 11:58 am |
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Awesome idea guys and I look forward to this... |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
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JMRazor
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2006
Posts: 7103
Location: Yes
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Tue Apr 17, 2007 12:54 pm |
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Oh, I can't wait! I hope there's lots of cliffhangers and unexpected plot twists. |
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DuraLex
419Eater is my life
Joined: 28 Mar 2007
Posts: 292
Location: Main stage
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Tue Apr 17, 2007 2:25 pm |
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I'm counting off to 419. I hope we are going to seen another chapter in the TWAT saga.
Seriously YW and BigWorm, this is not a bait anymore. This is just epic. Kudos on the movie poster as well! |
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pug
Master Baiter
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 198
Location: Just to the left of things . . .
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Tue Apr 17, 2007 2:37 pm |
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Wow! I can't wait to see the outcome of this one! I wonder how long it will take them to figure out what's going on? Do you think that this will be the end of the bait if they sit down and compare ntoes, or do you have some sort of plan to keep them going longer? Maybe telling them that the guy with the video camera is the REAL Head Engineer and they were needing to pass a final test and will receive the alters and $$ from him? (Just throwing that out there. I certainly don't presume to advise you guys, but this is an epic and I would hate to see it end. In any case there should be plenty of confusion and disappointment to go around!)
Looking forward to the 19th! |
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FPoops
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 07 Sep 2006
Posts: 82
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Tue Apr 17, 2007 5:12 pm |
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awesome |
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mami
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 18 Feb 2007
Posts: 657
Location: Usman Bello's Ex
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Tue Apr 17, 2007 5:27 pm |
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I'm wating for the video..
Seems fantastic..
Edit: ladtastic, it could really eucaliptyze me! |
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