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asiaguy
Elite Baiter
Joined: 14 Apr 2006
Posts: 1180
Location: Me Luv U Long Time
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Mon Apr 16, 2007 3:41 pm |
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After several unsuccessful trips to various MG locations in Accra (including the infamous Prudential Bank location)....my Lad turned love interest has apparently decided our relationship is not going very well...
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You are nothing ,but an old harlot,who has no base ,only furcking up and down in dongeons.
For your informmation,I will never have sex with you smelling white pig.
You better go and die away, you idiot. Your Father is a scummer while you are nothing but a flying witch craft,I will cock you in a bottle and add peper to your eyes while you will die as a witch |
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You must be stupied and mad you bastard full she goat. (Charles Soludo)
Madam, is not your signature for Christ sack (Prince Tony Yobo William)
WOMAN YOU SMELL UR ASS SOON AND DIE LIKE RAT WAIT THERE (Barrister John Ola)
I will cock you in a bottle and add peper to your eyes while you will die (My lost love Lad...Morgan)
fuck off and never contact me any more get this insult to your entire family (Barrister Philip Nowoke after 9 futile trips to WU)
I don't know how you think they will be liking your asshole (Paul Mbecki - banker Lad) |
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maynard_g_krebbs
Master Baiter
Joined: 04 Apr 2007
Posts: 140
Location: somewhere over a rainbow
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Mon Apr 16, 2007 4:05 pm |
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| I will cock you in a bottle |
The sheer logistics of this are mind bottling.
You know, when you mind gets all bottled up. |
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Hellbastard
419Eater is my life
Joined: 04 Apr 2007
Posts: 381
Location: Outside the Western Union office, with a sniper rifle.
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Mon Apr 16, 2007 4:17 pm |
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No contest. It's got to be the third one.
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| you are nothing but a flying witch craft |
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Les Noise
Elite Baiter
Joined: 06 Mar 2006
Posts: 1098
Location: Behind the fridge
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Mon Apr 16, 2007 4:23 pm |
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 Just what every old harlot dreams of getting cocked in a bottle.. |
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FUCK YOU AND UR PAYMENT I GUSS YOU ARE A BIG FOOL
GO FUCK UR MAMA PUSSY SHIT
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Inspector Gadget
Angel of unrealistic meetings
Joined: 20 Feb 2007
Posts: 6259
Location: Trumpton
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Mon Apr 16, 2007 4:43 pm |
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| only furcking up and down in dongeons |
This can only make you go blind!
My favourite. |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Mon Apr 16, 2007 5:13 pm |
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That is fantastic material! |
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OxygenDeprived
Baiting Guru
Joined: 05 Mar 2007
Posts: 4138
Location: Crushing Lad's spirits, one at a time...
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Mon Apr 16, 2007 5:22 pm |
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For your informmation,I will never have sex with you smelling white pig.
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Sounds like beastiality. |
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teedot
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Apr 2007
Posts: 27
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Mon Apr 16, 2007 5:25 pm |
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I will cock you in a bottle and add peper to your eyes while you will die as a witch
I like bit. Good work mate |
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mami
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 18 Feb 2007
Posts: 657
Location: Usman Bello's Ex
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Mon Apr 16, 2007 5:38 pm |
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| you will die as a witch |
cool! |
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Mon Apr 16, 2007 5:39 pm |
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| Your Father is a scummer |
Scummer = term of abuse for Southampton football fans used by Portsmouth fans. Strange a Lad picks up such a term. I presume it's accidental. |
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DuraLex
419Eater is my life
Joined: 28 Mar 2007
Posts: 292
Location: Main stage
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Mon Apr 16, 2007 5:48 pm |
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| =go and die away, you idiot. |
Burned!!
No seriously. It's a tie between "cock you in a bottle" and "flying witch craft" for me. |
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HJS
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Mar 2007
Posts: 72
Location: Craggy Island, I've left Marge for Mrs Doyle
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Mon Apr 16, 2007 6:20 pm |
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Scummer = term of abuse for Southampton football fans used by Portsmouth fans. |
The lad obviously got the boat into Portsmouth and decided to stay there!
To answer the orig question it has to be the "cock in the bottle" - pure quality |
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Mon Apr 16, 2007 7:19 pm |
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That second one is racist. How does he know you are white, and a pig?
The first one is ageist and the last one is discriminating against alternative beliefs.
You have a treasure of a lad. Bury him in his own prejudice and hipocracy. |
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Tikk
Master Baiter
Joined: 01 Feb 2007
Posts: 201
Location: the land of tea and crumpets
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Mon Apr 16, 2007 7:25 pm |
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My favourite is the 'smelling white pig' line.
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Mon Apr 16, 2007 9:01 pm |
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Put a curse on him for his hateful language. Tell him the Goddess will not be mocked. |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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joanekaf
Master Baiter
Joined: 05 Mar 2007
Posts: 176
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Mon Apr 16, 2007 9:17 pm |
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You should use "cock in a bottle" and create a website to sell it  |
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I am really shocked and almost in a state of confusion to hear about your boy friend's death.
I feel very pity and sorry for you and myself too because the news gave me a shock.
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fengibbon
419Eater is my life
Joined: 07 Feb 2005
Posts: 262
Location: � Soy Aqui !
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Mon Apr 16, 2007 9:19 pm |
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methinks you have upset him...
oops!
The last one |
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Tigbitties
419Eater is my life
Joined: 15 Aug 2006
Posts: 402
Location: location, location
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Mon Apr 16, 2007 10:03 pm |
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Is it like a ship in a bottle?  |
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Seven of Nine
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Jun 2006
Posts: 2147
Location: Somewhere in time.
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Mon Apr 16, 2007 10:10 pm |
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@asiaguy, perhaps your lad would appreciate his "name" being added to the growing list of DAMNED.
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seems like a nice shiny new title for you  |
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Pachanga
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Dec 2005
Posts: 3551
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Mon Apr 16, 2007 10:18 pm |
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That has to be the finest reply I have ever seen. It is SO hard to choose as they are all good. But the last is my fave. |
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callum
Director of Press Relations
Joined: 29 May 2004
Posts: 3631
Location: On the run from the asylum and this seems like a good place to hide. Blend right in...
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Tue Apr 17, 2007 1:32 pm |
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| Is it like a ship in a bottle? |
Like getting the masts, erm, erect?
It has to be the bottle one. It's one of a kind and I suspect never to be repeated |
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asiaguy
Elite Baiter
Joined: 14 Apr 2006
Posts: 1180
Location: Me Luv U Long Time
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Tue Apr 17, 2007 3:52 pm |
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Thanks for the inputs gang.
The winner is...
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| I will cock you in a bottle and add peper to your eyes while you will die |
It combines pure frustrated Lad response with a death threat. |
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You must be stupied and mad you bastard full she goat. (Charles Soludo)
Madam, is not your signature for Christ sack (Prince Tony Yobo William)
WOMAN YOU SMELL UR ASS SOON AND DIE LIKE RAT WAIT THERE (Barrister John Ola)
I will cock you in a bottle and add peper to your eyes while you will die (My lost love Lad...Morgan)
fuck off and never contact me any more get this insult to your entire family (Barrister Philip Nowoke after 9 futile trips to WU)
I don't know how you think they will be liking your asshole (Paul Mbecki - banker Lad) |
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