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HJS
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Mar 2007
Posts: 72
Location: Craggy Island, I've left Marge for Mrs Doyle
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Sun Apr 15, 2007 12:40 pm |
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I've just arrived in Chad with loads of money but suddenly M0ther Fel1c1a has gone to SA and can't meet me but she wants me to go to meet Paul in Ghana!!
Should I slap him and tell him to get his ass to Chad quick smart!
Anyone got these phone numbers or want to give him a call?
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We are very happy to hear that you have arrived in chad, God will continue to protect you because he alone has called you to do this for this women.
We hope you are okay, no problem because you are a blessed child, I am sorry to tell you that right now i just arrived south africa for an important assignment of an issue of Breast Cancer , but there is nothing to worry about because i rightly informed Rev.Paul an official of ours in Ghana to await you while you try to come over to Ghana, please don't feel discouraged because before you leave i will join you over there so to see you and thank you , also pray with you .All we beg of you now is to come over to Ghana because Rev. Paul and some other officials will be waiting for you, so please as soon as you arrive Ghana just call Rev.Paul with this number and tell him where you are so he will come and pick you up, the number is +233249272169, Or call our center number with this number, +233244809229.Please don't fail to call as soon as you arrive Ghana and God will surely bless you, as soon as you call them just get in touch with me and i will continue praying for you.
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rhinocoress
Master Baiter
Joined: 11 Apr 2007
Posts: 101
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Sun Apr 15, 2007 2:50 pm |
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Oh definately slap!
and since you're in Chad, do you mind picking me up some interesting textile to wear?  |
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Dark Spirit
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 18 Mar 2007
Posts: 660
Location: In the Darkness
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Sun Apr 15, 2007 2:56 pm |
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I baited this Muther lad last week and no matter what crap you give him, he still comes back all nice and sweet.
 not even really worth the slap, no comedy element in the return |
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Slightlyoutofit
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 14310
Location: Foraging for Nuts.
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Sun Apr 15, 2007 2:58 pm |
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There is always time for a slap - reply from the lad or not.
Just because the little shitferbrains doesn't respond doesn't mean that he doesn't get the message loud and clear. |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Sun Apr 15, 2007 3:34 pm |
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Maybe you can make him come to Chad by making yourself vunerable.
I car accident sends you to a hospital with a broken back or something.
You can't get out of bed for a couple of weeks, but still can send email through the hospital's email system. It cost you a bunch of cash to do that, but it's worth it, because you don't want to lose their business. Invite them up for a visit, and tell them the money is safe in your luggage, locked in the room's closet. You just need to find a hospital along the way to Ghana... |
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HitchHiker
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Jan 2007
Posts: 3453
Location: On a mission to insult every member of Eater.
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Sun Apr 15, 2007 3:43 pm |
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Hmm! Good old MF eh? Baiting him as well. If She's in SA that explains why she hasn't filled out the form I sent her.
Got another one on the go who want me to get her out of Cote D'ivoire or somewhere. Wants me to go there, get her money and help her leave before her wicked uncles kill her. |
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icrighthruU
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Joined: 08 Apr 2007
Posts: 358
Location: Over the river and through the woods
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Sun Apr 15, 2007 4:14 pm |
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Tell him some shifty mf"s seem to be watching you and you're afraid you're gonna get robbed. Then have that car accident and if those nurses look into your bags you don't know if you'll ever see it again. |
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mathias
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Feb 2005
Posts: 4187
Location: Germany
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Sun Apr 15, 2007 4:50 pm |
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why not tell the lad that you just broke your legs and need somebody to help you carry your suitcase full of Dollers you brought with you for investment  |
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BASTARD !!! U JUST DEY MAKE ME SPEND MONEY SEND CHECKS TO NON EXISTING PLACES OL BOY NO TRY ME AGAIN OH ABEG JUST FUCK OFF MAKE I WORK COLLECT MONEY..
go screw your mother fucking uncircumcised rotten dick on your bedroom wall and die slow *DELETED* because you don't even worth a second out of my time
now you have taken me to a far area from my place ... I have to sleep under the bridge today ...
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HJS
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Mar 2007
Posts: 72
Location: Craggy Island, I've left Marge for Mrs Doyle
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Sun Apr 15, 2007 5:15 pm |
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I have $100,000 which I simply want to give to him as a donation to the womens centre.
Have just told him I have another $100k on the way as I didnt want to bring it all at once
Once he gets here though I may have had to move on because the authourities are on my tail as I stole the $200k from my church without the councils permission |
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mathias
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Feb 2005
Posts: 4187
Location: Germany
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Sun Apr 15, 2007 5:48 pm |
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Once he gets here though I may have had to move on because the authourities are on my tail as I stole the $200k from my church without the councils permission |
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BASTARD !!! U JUST DEY MAKE ME SPEND MONEY SEND CHECKS TO NON EXISTING PLACES OL BOY NO TRY ME AGAIN OH ABEG JUST FUCK OFF MAKE I WORK COLLECT MONEY..
go screw your mother fucking uncircumcised rotten dick on your bedroom wall and die slow *DELETED* because you don't even worth a second out of my time
now you have taken me to a far area from my place ... I have to sleep under the bridge today ...
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GeneralAbacha
419Eater is my life
Joined: 11 Mar 2006
Posts: 301
Location: Canada
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Sun Apr 15, 2007 6:22 pm |
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Tell him everything is ok as you have met a someone - A Diplomat from Abuja, Nigeria named Usman Bello - who has agreed to help you get to Ghana. Mr. Bello is such a nice man that he is willing to use his diplomatic contacts so that you can come right away without a Visa. You are presently at your hotel waiting for him to come with his driver to pick you up. |
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Also she said that we need to organized some girls for a lesbian club here , then we will used them and make money , but it will needs some financial support , that if you are here with us that it will be more easy to organized . I know some big girls here that in this lesbian club , they have nice sports car and live in good bungalow.
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