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Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 3:47 am

On another thread in another forum there was a discussion on saving letter writing time. I suggested starting a letter bank where we can go to get looooooong letters to send to our lads. After a quick google serch I came back with this
http://www.angelfire.com/ab6/sdi_bari/letter.index.html
and I also found a forum that is playing with long words that have actual meaning.
http://www.kuro.ph/forums/archive/index.php/t-1986.html

HEPATICOCHOLANGIOCHOLECYSTENTEROSTOMIES (39 letters; surgical creation of a connection between the gall bladder and a hepatic duct and between the intestine and the gall bladder)

If you've found a long pre written letter you'd like to share please do.
thanx, Twisted Evil

Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 4:09 am

I don't see the point. Lads just look through the email for the key phrases; when is the money coming and how. I doubt they would bother reading a long letter. It sounds like more work for you than him. But that is just me.

Knock yourself out.

Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 4:49 am

I'm not asking anyone to write a long letter just to add'em here if they come across'em.
Even if the lad is only looking for key phrases sending him a long letter will give the baiter an extra day of his time by simply replying "did you read my last email" he'll have to go back to try and find WTF he's supposed to know in order to proceed.
I didn't start the thread in the other forum where the long letter was requested, I simply offered a suggestion to start a bank where we can find some quicker and easier if we need them.
So if other baiters are asking for long letters there must be a need.

Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 5:04 am

Well, they're not prewritten but they are quick Smile

Business Reply Generator

Business Proposal Generator

Both from flooble.com

Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 1:11 pm

DrWho wrote:

I don't see the point.

Insert Debbie Downer sounds here. Smile

Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 1:30 pm

Prolix, who is Debbie Downer?

EDIT: found it: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Debbie_Downer Will leave linky here for other confused people

Elite Baiter Joined: 02 Jul 2006 Posts: 1702

didnt she do dallas? or was that the other debbie?

Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 1:55 pm

oh debbie did do the whole of dallas
Shocked

Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 2:00 pm

Any chance of this getting back on topic? Rolling Eyes

Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 11:55 am

Eight wrote:

Any chance of this getting back on topic? Rolling Eyes

But i wanted to talk about Debbie Downer Sad

Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 12:36 pm

icrighthruU wrote:

... I suggested starting a letter bank where we can go to get looooooong letters to send to our lads. ...

Please feel free to start this wonderful letter bank.

Please report back to us when you're finished. I'm sure everyone here will appreciate such a wonderful collection.

Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 10:03 pm

I was hopeing this thread would end up being the letter bank but every one seems to be more interested in this Debbie chick?
I will try to steer us back on track.

8 pages of business talk about producers and blablabla
http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2007/02/19/070219fa_fact_mayer

question your lover
http://everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=1008407

ex con turn journalist, complete with video
http://joshwolf.net/blog/

Here's three to get this started up again. I did not read each and every word as I'm sure your lad will not either so keep adding if you come across any during your journey through the internet. Remember this is here to keep your lads busy not to keep us busy. So the quicker we can answer these fools the better.

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 Mar 2006 Posts: 7103 Location: Yes

Why would a lad read beyond the first paragraph if he's reading an article on the producer of "24"??

All the lad is going to say is: "I don't understand this email you have send me so please confirm the mtcn number and tell me when it is ready ok."

Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 10:59 pm

@icrighthruU

Thank you for your wonderful tool. I'm sure every baiter everywhere will make avid use of it. Daily.

Just imagine, the lads will be reading so much, they will totally forget to scam victims. Cool!

To quote our very own DrWho: "you da man!"

Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 4:48 am

Lad (after reading/not reading long response): What is the MTCN?
Baiter: Did you read what I wrote? (add another long letter)
Lad: What is MTCN?
Baiter: It's in the email I just sent you, didn't you read my letter?
Lad: I need the MTCN!
Baiter: Listen to me I wrote it down. It is in my email. If you will take the time and read my email you will see the MTCN.
BLABLABLA on an on
Baiter: Are you taking the time to read what I write or are you just after my money. Is my investment going for the cause you have told me about or is some thing else going on here? I told you the MTCN is in my letter. Read it and you will know what it is. Don't read it and you will not know what it is. Do you want my money? Then read my letter.

AND WITH THAT I Leave you with this:
http://www.pemberley.com/janeinfo/beechclf.html#tilnread

Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 5:17 am

About to go to Gana? Let your lad know you need security,
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/nationworld/chi-070107abuomar-main-story,1,7418553.story?coll=chi-news-hed
Tell him this story and let him know you are will ing to pay top dollar

Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 11:20 am

Quote:

HEPATICOCHOLANGIOCHOLECYSTENTEROSTOMIES

And I have problems with the word 'it'. Thank god I'm not a doctor!