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rhinocoress
Master Baiter
Joined: 11 Apr 2007
Posts: 101
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Fri Apr 13, 2007 8:43 am |
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I left him a note saying I'd like to get my millions as soon as possible to aid in the hospitilization of my sick mom. he writes back with this
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Subject: HOW IS YOUR MUM?
To: XXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Top of the day to you and i hope this mail meets you in a good condition of health.I tried calling your number,but i was not successful.
How is the health of your mom? do hope that she is recuperating as normal.Do extend my regards to her.
We still await to hear from you in respect of Notarization.I await to hear from you asap.
Regards,
XXXXXXXXXXXX |
He's so sweet I'll have to give him plenty of nice sincere runarounds to let him know how much that means |
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JMRazor
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2006
Posts: 7103
Location: Yes
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Fri Apr 13, 2007 12:36 pm |
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If he asks about your mum, you better be prepared to tell him ALL about her. I mean paragraphs of the smallest details of her life and upbringing. |
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luckey
Moderator
Joined: 25 Jan 2007
Posts: 5672
Location: Check the lost and found
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Fri Apr 13, 2007 2:17 pm |
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But don't waste a lot of time writing it yourself.
Copy and paste from something like THIS |
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rhinocoress
Master Baiter
Joined: 11 Apr 2007
Posts: 101
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Fri Apr 13, 2007 6:02 pm |
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hey thanks! this will definately help. I'll have him feeling like he has a new mother in law now hehe |
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Jervis Tetch
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 05 Feb 2007
Posts: 669
Location: Cape HATteras
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Sat Apr 14, 2007 7:56 am |
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Hi Rhino,
Good advice from my peers above---but what the hell, you have established that your mother is in bad health. You can always distract your mugu by saying your mom got sicker, or died , 'or worse'. It gives you the op to see how fast the Lad goes from sympathy back to business---1 or 2 letters by my guess. Great stall tactic for you, in any event. Your bereavement makes for awkward moments and throws them off-script. |
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icrighthruU
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Joined: 08 Apr 2007
Posts: 358
Location: Over the river and through the woods
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Sun Apr 15, 2007 3:24 am |
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Do we have a link to go to for a collection looooong form letters if not we should get one started. I typed longest letter into google and got some interesting results. Here's one for lovers;
http://www.angelfire.com/ab6/sdi_bari/letter.index.html
Let me know so I can contribute more long letters. I have also written a lovely conversion ritual to join my templechurch that includes lashings and mud I will gladly share with anyone who needs something like that. |
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