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FiveForces
Elite Baiter
Joined: 05 Apr 2007
Posts: 1254
Location: Richville, USA (honest!)
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Sat Apr 14, 2007 9:13 pm |
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I love the way they always tell you to keep the transaction confidential so you dont tell anyone that might tell you it's a scam. |
_________________ THE MASTERMINDER OF FAKE NEWS
"GO AND DIE AND NOPT LIVE OK, YOU STUPID FOUL YOU TAKEW ME FOR PLAY? SEND YOUR SHIPPING INFO AND THAT ALL YOU TALK STUPID, SEND ME YOUR NUMBER THAT ALKL I NEED FROM YOU. NO NUKMBER GO AND DON;T SEND NO MONEY AND SEND HAVE NO PUPPY"
~ Bri Thany
"The whole situation is becoming ridiculous and absurd. Its hard to explain how a transaction that normally takes a few minutes to be concluded is starting to run into weeks."
~ Genesis Art & Craft
"you are treating me like a fool which is not supposed to be done"
~ Barryston Morgan
"I don't understand this...Its like you are playing on my intelligence."
~ Peter Roy |
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Les Noise
Elite Baiter
Joined: 06 Mar 2006
Posts: 1098
Location: Behind the fridge
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Sat Apr 14, 2007 9:53 pm |
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LOL... Case in point:...
"In furtherance to our e-mail communication ofxxxand in view of the successful outcome of a detailed scrutiny of the forensic information forwarded to the British Custom and the Heathrow Airport Authority, we hereby wish to inform you that the transshipment of your shipment will commence in the next 18 hours.To facilitate further action, you are hereby required to pay the sum of �.xxxxBritish Pounds Sterling only being the cost of shipment and insurance/security of your shipment.
This could further be stipulated in the following manner:
Cost of shipment.........................................�. 1x0.00
Cost of insurance and security....................�.4xx0.00
Total sum....................................................�.4,xx0.00 (xxx Thousand,xxx Hundred and Twenty British Pounds Sterling(BPS)
You are to pay this amount through our account with the Xxxxx bank as follows:
Xxxxxx Bank.
xxxxxxx
IBAN xxxxx
SWIFTBIC xxxxx
Your immediate compliance to this email communication will go a long way in ensuring prompt and secured delivery. You are advised to comply strictly with this instruction. Further information as regards the exact time of delivery,your airway bill and satelite print out of our secured routing will be communicated to you.
Thank you for your co-operation and always at your service.
Yours faithfully,
All The usual bullshit...
Yada yada Yada...
Etc..
note:we are constrained to inform you that we operate within the most secured network.It will be important to remind you of the need to keep the schedule and the information under secured custody as we would not want our operations to be trauncated or investigated by the security operatives.
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_________________ ..................................................................
FUCK YOU AND UR PAYMENT I GUSS YOU ARE A BIG FOOL
GO FUCK UR MAMA PUSSY SHIT
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I believe when you received your payout you will compensate me.... .. Sure Will..
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Sat Apr 14, 2007 9:58 pm |
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I always use that against them when I'm baiting as - her housemates are incredibly nosy and thus it wouldn't be wise to try to call.
Most mugus accept it, though not always:
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without your number, how do with interact ?, we cannot conduct this business by email only, if you are not serious, i will look for somebody else !
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When I declined, he insisted:
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Give me your mobile number, i will call you myself.
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I was just as terse:
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MY CELL PHONE ONLY RECEIVES LOCAL CALLS!!!!
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It made him mad:
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do not contact me again !
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So I thought I might as well try for a new sig line:
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Yeah, chuck a f*cking tantrum, you f*cking control freak.
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_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Sat Apr 14, 2007 10:29 pm |
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My personal favorite;
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Calvary greetings in the name of our lord JESUS CHRIST |
The Place of the Skull greetings in the name of....
It always struck me as odd. |
_________________ "Father Juan are sure that you are man of God,because your behaviors showed you as unbeliever" -Mary R |
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thedevguy67
Moderator
Joined: 10 Jan 2007
Posts: 14513
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Sat Apr 14, 2007 11:43 pm |
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Personally I like how they
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surfer from cancer that has defile all treatment |
Or when they say
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or they address me as "Dear" --- seems kind of dirty.
Finally, that script they use about "success in getting those funds transfered with a new partner in Paraguay" has one of the best mugu speaks
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.... so we can celbrate the joy after the sufferness of that time |
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_________________ GO F*CK YOUR MAMA AND STUCK HER MENSURATION PAD IN YOUR MOUTH - Hughes Hughes
MY CAT WILL IMPREGNANT ALL YOUR DAUGHTERS - Waheed Haashir
My dog has jst finish f*cking ur mother and ur father is in my toilet eating my shit - Roberts Goodwin
I have a sex dull that will f*ck you till dead - Stanley Lee
You are dirty and castrated Goat - CC Jones
Go f*ck yourself because I know your mum is sucking Satan's penis - Peggy Paiser
You must be high on your mother's frozen menstruation! - Victor Evans
x12 X 2525 X 100s
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FPoops
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 07 Sep 2006
Posts: 82
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Sun Apr 15, 2007 12:18 am |
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i love when they accuse me of lying. |
_________________ FUCK YOUR ASS WITH THE DEM GAMES THAT YOU PLAYING TOO SHIT!!! WHAT YOU TALKING ABOUT GAMES DO YOU KNOW WHAT THEY CALL GAMES ITS WHAT YOU ARE DOING CALL GAMES AND DONT WANT TO READ FROM YOU KNOW MORE FUCK YOUR ASS PIG - George
"You got me, very tight, right by the balls." - D1no
" I have been injected out my house since three weeks ago" - Casm1r |
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joanekaf
Master Baiter
Joined: 05 Mar 2007
Posts: 176
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Sun Apr 15, 2007 12:46 am |
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The thing I like is when they ask my phone number and I say it is in my signature.
They always get very confused about this and ask again telling they can't see the signature, then I keep saying it is there, they just have to look.
I make they feel stupid because they can't find the signature, whatever it might be. |
_________________ URGNET REPLY NEEDED FOR THE NEXT OF KING
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I am really shocked and almost in a state of confusion to hear about your boy friend's death.
I feel very pity and sorry for you and myself too because the news gave me a shock.
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Sun Apr 15, 2007 1:52 am |
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It's a hoot when they ask you for a power of attorney to show you've given up on the deal.
It's also fun when they haggle over percentages. |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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-C-
Account closed at users request
Joined: 08 Dec 2006
Posts: 660
Location: Preaching on behalf of all the oppressed goats
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Sun Apr 15, 2007 5:53 am |
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I like it when they send me their initial script and then contradict themselves as they don't understand it (like saying "This is Stupid Mugu" and then signing it as "Idiot Lad", or "I will give you 20% (fifty percent) of the money.)
The best part comes when they actually forget to fill their script. I received this quote few days ago...
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Attention Mr. XXXX
This is (Name) Western Union Manger Togo but i live in Ghana West Africa, i am a citizen of Ghana. I am connecting you in respect of your funds in the western union. A refugee came to the western union to send you some money which amount to $5.5 million us dollar but he was arrested by financial task force for money loundary.
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edit: spelling |
_________________ x34, x16, x9+some
Ouagadougou, Burkina Faso -> Lome, Togo
Joseph: Accra --> Lome. "IT WILL BE GOOD FOR YOU TO STOP FOOLING AROUND INTERNET OKAY."
"YOU WILL REGREAT INSULTIN ME. WATCH OUT AS THE TUNDER STROKES." -Idi.
"Hello", "Hello", "Are you a pineapple?" "Yes." -Phone conversation with a random lad now only known as "Mr. Pineapple". |
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asiaguy
Elite Baiter
Joined: 14 Apr 2006
Posts: 1180
Location: Me Luv U Long Time
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Sun Apr 15, 2007 6:08 am |
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I kinda liked this Lad...getting all high and mighty over my spelling mistake...
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Attention,xxxxxxx
You don' have the right to insult me .If not my present condition as a refugee,i don' think that i have anything to do with you foolish woman.I can understand you are a woman without husbend that is the more reason why you insult men because i have meant to understand that ypou are very selfish.
To be frank you are no where to be compared with my wife,as you claim to be the Queen of England,I am not begging you towards this project.
For your infornmation,i have a close relationship with the president of Benin Republic Yayi Boni,as you know that i am not a taut like you.I am Educated,more over an accountant with the Goverment of Sirrie-leone also incharege of the funds derived from the gold selling in my Country before the civil war broke out.
I have found you to be an ilitrate,you can't even have the correct spelling of disbursement |
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_________________ You must be stupied and mad you bastard full she goat. (Charles Soludo)
Madam, is not your signature for Christ sack (Prince Tony Yobo William)
WOMAN YOU SMELL UR ASS SOON AND DIE LIKE RAT WAIT THERE (Barrister John Ola)
I will cock you in a bottle and add peper to your eyes while you will die (My lost love Lad...Morgan)
fuck off and never contact me any more get this insult to your entire family (Barrister Philip Nowoke after 9 futile trips to WU)
I don't know how you think they will be liking your asshole (Paul Mbecki - banker Lad) |
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Ku No Ichi
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 16 Jun 2004
Posts: 52
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Sun Apr 15, 2007 6:12 am |
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I always get a kick out of the various odd lottery names that seem to pop up, ie:
MICROSOFT MEGA JACKPOT LOTTERY UNITED KINGDOM INC
BLACKBERRY 8703E POWERED BY SPRINT LOTTO!
NOTICE of winnings by VISA MASTERCARD WORLDWIDE ATM |
_________________ Confirmed Kills:
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B. A. Ware
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 14 Apr 2007
Posts: 1828
Location: I've fallen and I can't reach my beer.
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Sun Apr 15, 2007 6:36 am |
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I love when there is a date mentioned by which time the transaction must be completed or the "government will confiscate the fund." Whenever I receive one that lists a date, I wait 'till past the date to make my initial response. Funny but I can't remember ever losing a bait because the expiration date passed. |
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419weasel
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 Jan 2006
Posts: 4207
Location: Somewhere in a hole. Waiting.
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Sun Apr 15, 2007 6:40 am |
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icrighthruU
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 08 Apr 2007
Posts: 358
Location: Over the river and through the woods
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Sun Apr 15, 2007 6:46 am |
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I wouldn't say it's my fav but it is what irritates me the most. All that F'ing god stuff. I hate that. I'd suggest starting a "things you hate about lads" but what would really be the point of that |
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Zorro
419Eater is my life
Joined: 01 Feb 2007
Posts: 377
Location: In levitation
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Sun Apr 15, 2007 7:00 am |
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FROM THE DESK OF some idiot mugu into our gleeful clutches
What would be an appropriate response when I receive CAVALRY GREETINGS?
BARRISTER retarded mugu
THE CHAMBERS of some nutcase trying to pass off as a liar ... I mean lawyer
I AM A LAWYER NOT A CAT MEAT SUPPLIER to my request to get me a suplier of cat meat for my supplier in China
Another is getting me a boat that can do 100KNOTS
and the best of them all is of course that THIS TRANSACTION IS 100% RISKY FREE - I ask why it isn't 1000% risky free |
_________________ Begin at the beginning and go on till you come to the end; then stop
There is one way to find out if a man is honest; ask him! If he says yes, you know he's crooked.
The only reason for time is so that everything doesn't happen at once. |
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419weasel
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 Jan 2006
Posts: 4207
Location: Somewhere in a hole. Waiting.
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Sun Apr 15, 2007 7:02 am |
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Captain Oblivious
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 18 Oct 2006
Posts: 87
Location: In an endless cornfield
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Sun Apr 15, 2007 7:05 am |
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I always laugh when they leave a voicemail, and you can hear somebody yelling in the background.
Also, a check scammer sent his check via Fedex. If he had checked on it, he'd see it's been sitting in a warehouse since March 20th. Yet, he still thinks I've transferred the money this week. |
_________________ Dear Captain Crunch, I verified the payment once again and the payment cannot be found.I took the payment slip to the western union office and i was held for 2hours because they thought i am impersonating. -James Hepp
You have been informed that you only have from now till Money, you are to send the money Via Western Union Money Transfer, that is your dead line of payment. Please take note. -James Lawrence
AND I DO NT WANT TO SEE THIS YOUR STUPID MAIL ANY MORE OR ELSE I WILL REPORT YOU TO THE F.B.I IN YOUR COUNTRY. USLESS THING -Thomas Akabike Robert, after one of his 13 trips to Moneygram
why most you ask again what do you go to western union to do, hope you are there to make a payment. -Shola Tan
DO NOT WRITE TO THIS OFFICE ANY LONGER.
We await your prompt response. -John Duke |
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Sun Apr 15, 2007 9:55 am |
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I love it when lads demand complete confidentiality. I stretch it to the point of refusing to even talk with the barr/security company. It can take ages sorting out who I should or should not talk to, regarding the transaction. |
_________________ "No amount of semen donation will save this situation" Sanny Sanny
"We must disagree to agree" Raji Musa
If it's LADS you want. GoTo: http://www.yopmail.com/
and sign in with either ladmail or kentbrockman
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Otterfan
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Mar 2007
Posts: 2481
Location: UK -- land of otters and non-otters
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Sun Apr 15, 2007 10:34 am |
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Their maths skills.
Received on the 12th of April 2007:
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i am 24 years old now, i was born on 24 April of 1983, |
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_________________ PARVA QVOQVE PARS ESSENTIAE LVTRAE SVPERARI NON POTEST
"I have to sale something now to be able to drink water." -- Alice Idris on safari in Cotonou
"why did you waste my time like this why." -- US Army Captain William D Swenson
<--TS certified.
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Rodus
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Dec 2006
Posts: 3685
Location: Back under the cold shower
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Sun Apr 15, 2007 10:46 am |
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"I wish you to act as next of kin to the diseased" |
_________________ I will kiss you romance u,suck and penetrate u - Williams Muyeke
now am as poor as a church rat - Lou1s Mar1on
I AM FINANCIALLY DEAD RIGHT AWAY - Louis in Accra
u can keep sending money to Gomer and leave me alone - Agent Smith cracks up
Lou1s Mar1on - Lagos to Accra (satellite IP) - "so, what i need to do to get out of these place?"
- 18 mths: Louis
The*Catb1ngo Hotel*
*My Church*
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Sun Apr 15, 2007 11:18 am |
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I got this in today and it appears I will be negotiating with him and his dead client
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As the attorney to Sir Wayne Harris I was his confidant as he shared with me virtually everything about himself, his business and family. I was his attorney for 15years and during that period I wrote his WILL and was also named as the executor, which has since been fulfilled. I am also aware due to my closeness to him that the amount Ten Million Pounds he deposited with a bank in Europe was not willed out. He told me about this on his sick bed and even instructed that I should prepare a codicil to that effect, however before I could finish my work he died.
Your assistance and acceptance to be the next of kin to the estate.
What I require from you to enable us achieve the above are your;
Names
Address
Date of Birth
Telephone and Fax numbers
Upon receipt of a confirmation of acceptance from you a
sharing ratio would be worked out between the three of us. |
Is there a medium in the house ? |
_________________ Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x 168 X
- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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Slightlyoutofit
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 14310
Location: Foraging for Nuts.
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Sun Apr 15, 2007 11:40 am |
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My favourite thing has to be the thought of an angry lad steaming at his keyboard, furiously typing an insulting reply. I love to make them mad. |
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God will see you true for all this you have done to me you bastard. - Collins Kalu
MAY THE HAND THAT TYPE ON KEYBORD BECOME STRICKEN AND TRANSMIT VIRUS TO YOU ENTIRE BODY. - Dr Linda Akeem
oh what a mess its time cabbage punks like u will be expose for trully what they are. - David Cole |
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DuraLex
419Eater is my life
Joined: 28 Mar 2007
Posts: 292
Location: Main stage
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Sun Apr 15, 2007 12:38 pm |
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All those Charles Soludo's. I mean, of course it is terrible that thieves use the name of a well known, well spoken, and generally intelligent Bank President of Nigeria, but getting another mail from another Charles Soludo always cracks me up for some reason.
Also, the dodgy English and misuse of big words. Classic. |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Sun Apr 15, 2007 2:17 pm |
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I just love to see things like this in my inbox.
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THANKS FOR DESAPOINTING ME OK.
Dearest one xxxx xxxxx
Compliment of the day
Well I thank you very much for making to be a fool in present of the security company. You really proved yourself that you aree decicing me since all this while. Why didn't you tell me that you aree a joker? now at this point in time where the transaction has already concluded you went and desapointed me. Ohh is that good in your eyes? if somone else do this to you, will you be happy over it?
Why did you send an incorect information to the security company? the address you used and even the text question and answer where all fake including the ten control number of the money you claimed you sent. Why did you act such thing to the security company? now that I we are almost through to the said transaction. Ohh I am finished.
Good bye
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_________________ x Reven U., Fats Walla, Donny
x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
Issac to Chad
Be A Cool Cat, Like Me Trophy Videos Cool Stuff
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FiveForces
Elite Baiter
Joined: 05 Apr 2007
Posts: 1254
Location: Richville, USA (honest!)
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Sun Apr 15, 2007 3:58 pm |
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I like telling them that I'll keep everything confidential, and then saying "My partner said blah blah blah". They dont ever seem to notice though. |
_________________ THE MASTERMINDER OF FAKE NEWS
"GO AND DIE AND NOPT LIVE OK, YOU STUPID FOUL YOU TAKEW ME FOR PLAY? SEND YOUR SHIPPING INFO AND THAT ALL YOU TALK STUPID, SEND ME YOUR NUMBER THAT ALKL I NEED FROM YOU. NO NUKMBER GO AND DON;T SEND NO MONEY AND SEND HAVE NO PUPPY"
~ Bri Thany
"The whole situation is becoming ridiculous and absurd. Its hard to explain how a transaction that normally takes a few minutes to be concluded is starting to run into weeks."
~ Genesis Art & Craft
"you are treating me like a fool which is not supposed to be done"
~ Barryston Morgan
"I don't understand this...Its like you are playing on my intelligence."
~ Peter Roy |
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