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DarkKnight
Master Baiter
Joined: 21 Jul 2005
Posts: 137
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Thu Apr 12, 2007 11:19 pm |
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We've had cat and dog threads, let's get into the larger animals ... a horse thread !!
This is mine, Shralheekah ... a pure bred Arab.
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rumbero
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Joined: 06 Jun 2006
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Fri Apr 13, 2007 12:20 am |
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this is a horse
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kleindoofy
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Joined: 24 Oct 2004
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Location: Europe
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Fri Apr 13, 2007 12:42 am |
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rumbero wrote: |
this is a horse ... |
Ahhh, that's not a horse. This is a horse!
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Lester
Baiting Guru
Joined: 20 Nov 2003
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Fri Apr 13, 2007 12:50 am |
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This one is bigger
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it wasn't me
Elite Baiter
Joined: 18 Feb 2007
Posts: 1043
Location: sitting in the corner drinking wine, eating cheese
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Fri Apr 13, 2007 1:19 am |
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Bloody horses.
I worked as a groom when I was but a girl. (Working pupil for AI)
My injuries included 3 broken ribs (kick from an Arab) broken collar bone and fractured spine (riding a racehorse bare back. Lesson learnt.)
Broken Jaw (Kick from an Irish draft.)
I decided to just ride nice horses and had no accident at all for 13years, then moved to NZ, thought polocross looked a fantastic game. Got myself a horse, first national game, horse goes bolt upright and I fell on very hard ground, breaking my sacrum.(Pelvis holdy together bit)
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remu
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 08 Apr 2006
Posts: 571
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Fri Apr 13, 2007 1:44 am |
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it wasn't me
Elite Baiter
Joined: 18 Feb 2007
Posts: 1043
Location: sitting in the corner drinking wine, eating cheese
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Fri Apr 13, 2007 3:11 am |
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So you have to go into the B&B via the dogs arse?
Nice. |
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rumbero
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Jun 2006
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Fri Apr 13, 2007 3:34 am |
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I hope there are no cats here
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I bet u , soon , u will be laying in a close casket ,
will make u understand that i'm a spiritual man (Makinwa the retarded mugu)
in juses name u will dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
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Tommo Shanter
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Joined: 13 Jan 2006
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Fri Apr 13, 2007 8:50 am |
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Riding a horse is very much like making love to a beautiful woman...you calm them by blowing up their noses and whispering sweet nothings in their ear. You can then get in the saddle. Then hang on for grim death for ten minutes until the bugger throws you off. Oh, and never ever go bareback. You know it makes sense, Rodney.
[Edit] And don't forget to give them a Polo mint afterwards as a reward. |
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kloneya
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Joined: 04 Apr 2007
Posts: 17
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Fri Apr 13, 2007 10:04 am |
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DarkKnight wrote: |
This is mine, Shralheekah ... a pure bred Arab.
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If a serios reply is ok
A lovely horse
I�ve had horses for many years and am now on the look out for a new one. Cant wait til I find just the right one |
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Angus McOatupp
King of Modalities
Joined: 18 Jul 2004
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Location: Scotland
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Fri Apr 13, 2007 1:56 pm |
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One horse?!!! My motorbike is as good as 53 of them and doesn't shit all over the garage floor. |
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419weasel
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Fri Apr 13, 2007 2:32 pm |
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Hekate
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2005
Posts: 1338
Location: Scotland, UK
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Fri Apr 13, 2007 5:56 pm |
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Extremely jealous of both DK and Weasel!
One of the highlights of my annual holidays to Cairo used to be my morning ride round Giza, and the once a holiday trek from Giza to Saqqara. The horses there are a very different ride to the ones I ride in the UK. I once had the very great honour (and it was made VERY plain to me that this is what it was!) of riding a stallion (and me a mere woman). Better, he was on the stud books, so they were trusting me with a very valuable piece of property. If I could have managed it, I would have ridden off into the sunset with him, but alas, I had to return him to his owner. As you can no doubt tell, I like horses. Even the mad one that once did it's bucking bronco best to get me off its back - didn't manage it tho! |
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persephone
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Fri Apr 13, 2007 9:29 pm |
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completely inappropriate, but........ Congrats on Eaterversary Remu!!!!
oh yes, and horses are nice too |
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HJS
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Mar 2007
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Location: Craggy Island, I've left Marge for Mrs Doyle
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Fri Apr 13, 2007 10:48 pm |
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What about this one....
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Spudz
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Fri Apr 13, 2007 10:59 pm |
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Here`s my Lovely Horse
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it wasn't me
Elite Baiter
Joined: 18 Feb 2007
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Fri Apr 13, 2007 11:42 pm |
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Riding a horse is very much like making love to a beautiful woman...you calm them by blowing up their noses |
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_________________ Do not be sceptical be pessimistic - Lotto scam.
I just don't know how to express the gravy of my happiness. - Barrister M Abd0lla
you nose i have been away in the middly east. -Ali Al1
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