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Gemo52
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Joined: 05 Apr 2007
Posts: 6
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Wed Apr 11, 2007 2:14 pm |
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For well written fantasy try Jack Vance.
Kurt Vonnegut is good.
Quirky but best read in order, Robert Rankin.
Mark Twain's travel books (not Huckleburry Finn or Tom Sawyer) are really interesting and very amusing. I would recommend them to anyone.
A compendium of his quotes:
http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Mark_Twain/
demonstrate what a brilliant wit he was. |
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Tommo Shanter
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Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Wed Apr 11, 2007 2:17 pm |
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Colin Dexter's 'Inspector Morse' series, if you haven't already seen the TV programmes. |
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Artemis
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Joined: 19 Feb 2006
Posts: 31267
Location: Lower Elements
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Wed Apr 11, 2007 6:59 pm |
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I can endorse Robert Rankin. Of the 29 books he has written I have all but 6.
In the same vain (comic sci/fi) there is Tom Holt. (of the 37 he has written, I am also missing 6) |
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it wasn't me
Elite Baiter
Joined: 18 Feb 2007
Posts: 1043
Location: sitting in the corner drinking wine, eating cheese
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Thu Apr 12, 2007 1:46 am |
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Fro Autobiographies (I read about one a day coz I'm sad and love other peoples misery..)
The Disillusioned - DW Scott
(think you can only get it on fishpond.co.nz) |
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Tommo Shanter
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Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Thu Apr 12, 2007 1:28 pm |
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@Gemo52
Sadly Vonnegut died yesterday aged 84 following injuries sustained in a fall. |
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"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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sgreenstreet
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Dec 2003
Posts: 659
Location: Upstate New York
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Thu Apr 12, 2007 1:35 pm |
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FiveForces
Elite Baiter
Joined: 05 Apr 2007
Posts: 1254
Location: Richville, USA (honest!)
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Thu Apr 12, 2007 3:38 pm |
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The Black Dahlia, The Big Nowhere and L.A. Confidential by James Ellroy are the best books I've ever read. |
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gammon_man
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 12 Apr 2007
Posts: 3
Location: My Own World
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Thu Apr 12, 2007 4:34 pm |
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This is an interesting thread. My favourite book is probably Nineteen Eighty-Four by George Orwell, but I also like lots of Kafka, Doestoyevsky, Camus and that kind of thing.
At the moment, I'm reading Ulysses by James Joyce and it's starting to get very confusing and complicated about 600 pages in. It was surprisingly easy-going at the start but it's got a bit too much now. I'd like to finish it but I'm not sure if I will at this rate. |
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BadKarma
419Eater is my life
Joined: 22 Mar 2006
Posts: 447
Location: Funland
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Thu Apr 12, 2007 4:43 pm |
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I don't read too much, but Andy McNabs Bravo Two Zero hooked me big time.
I also tend to read Lonely Planet books while travelling. |
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DizzySteinway
Annoying Stuck-Up Cow
Joined: 10 Aug 2006
Posts: 222
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Thu Apr 12, 2007 6:13 pm |
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Olivia Joules and the Overactive Imagination by Helen Fielding.
I know its hardly intellectually challenging, but by god is it a fun girly spy book. |
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mark2
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 24 Jan 2005
Posts: 28
Location: South West UK
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Thu Apr 12, 2007 7:00 pm |
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Donald Jack's 'Bandy' series always makes me smile. |
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heres_jonny
419Eater is my life
Joined: 20 Nov 2005
Posts: 298
Location: My desk - a pile of work to the left of me, this computer to the right...
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Thu Apr 12, 2007 10:42 pm |
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I just can't get past the fact that it's fiction portrayed as fact, I'm afraid! |
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Nanny Ogg
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Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 2628
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Thu Apr 12, 2007 10:55 pm |
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Ah yes, Aretmis, where would Brentford be without Robert Rankin?
Has Tom Holt really written 37 books?!
I'm a bit behind in my reading then, must catch up
I've only ever read the ones in the local library
RIP Vonnegut ,read Slaughter House 5 in my teens. Left a lasting impression
Also read Ulysses then. In later years I've gone back to it and thought the best take on it is to think like you're really, really drunk, listening to someone really, really, really drunk ( and Irish )
This thread has given me many good ideas and reminders.
Think I'll be found in my local bookshop this weekend.
Anyone mention Tom Sharpe? |
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Standard Procedure
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 21 Nov 2004
Posts: 845
Location: Physically at school, mentally at the Grand Prix
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Thu Apr 12, 2007 11:14 pm |
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Asking what my favourite book would be like asking what my favourite relationship memory was! They were all good, and I can't really point a favourite over another. |
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Mo Man
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Joined: 11 Apr 2007
Posts: 8
Location: Hiding in the fluff under my bed
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Fri Apr 13, 2007 12:22 am |
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Some fantastic books listed so far. One of my favourite authors at the moment is Dean Koontz. I'm yet to find one of his books I haven't enjoyed thoroughly - most have made me laugh and 2 made me cry (yep, it's true!).
Anyone unfamiliar with him, he writes a mix of suspense/thriller/sci-fi/supernatural which sounds odd, but just seems to work!
My personal favourite is Dragon Tears. Could say it'd be good to make into a film, but they tried it with Sole Survivor and unfortunately failed miserably to make it half as good as the book was. |
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Tsnerd
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Joined: 14 Jul 2005
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Fri Apr 13, 2007 12:28 am |
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^^Currently my favorite Dean Koontz books are the 'Odd Thomas' series.
I'd also like to put in a plug for Nelson DeMille- author of 'The General's Daugher' (crappy movie) and 'Lion's Game', to name a few. Top notch mystery/suspense novels.
Robert Littell also for very well written espionage thrillers. |
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Mo Man
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Fri Apr 13, 2007 12:30 am |
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^^^^^ Funnily enough, it was the 1st of the 3 Odd Thomas books that got me in tears. Such a big twist at the end! I love how he's stalked by Elvis too hehehehe.. |
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rumbero
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Joined: 06 Jun 2006
Posts: 3677
Location: All the Salsa Night Clubs
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Fri Apr 13, 2007 6:46 am |
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If you want a good book try
The Teachings of Don Juan by Carlos Casta�eda 8 book series about an
anthropologist who is taught, well actually tricked by a brujo (medicine man ) into becoming a shaman and developing
his powers. ( Nonfiction) |
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Tommo Shanter
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Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Fri Apr 13, 2007 7:58 am |
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Nanny Ogg wrote: |
Anyone mention Tom Sharpe? |
Yes me in an earlier post. The 'Wilt' books are laugh out funny. I used to read them on the train as a student Got funny looks from the other passengers in the compartment. Those were the days when UK trains still had compartments - good old British Railways - RIP.
Luke Rheinhart's 'The Dice Man' is also worth a read. |
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"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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Stoker Thompson
419Eater is my life
Joined: 11 Apr 2007
Posts: 271
Location: Out There.
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Sat Apr 14, 2007 3:50 am |
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Love Reading!
However I am in the habit of downloading them to my PPC or treo to read that way. I love that I can have 50 or so books on a single SD card.
GMF, Anything by him, I'll third or 4th that.
RZ, Amber is great but I liked Lord of Light the best.
Two authors that I really Like and don't see mentioned much.
Don Dilillo who wrote running dog, very good novel with a great CI character in it.
Good quote from an Amazon review "Running Dog is essentially a witty and sarodnic spy/intrigue/romance. DeLillo in a bar room brawl with Ian Fleming, Graham Greene, Charles Willeford and Larry Flynt. It's like punk rock DeLillo. Filled with porn, sex, violence, apathy, lecherous men and empowered women"
Mark Helprin: Amazing writer. Read "A soldier of The Great War" first. Nice description over at his web page. http://www.markhelprin.com/index.cfm?page=overview&start=1&pid=18
And let me throw in my .02 worth for poetry. I have always enjoyed Ted Hughes's book of poetry Crow. |
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battery
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 31 May 2005
Posts: 930
Location: a wonderful yet shit place to live
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Sat Apr 14, 2007 1:15 pm |
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I'm reading the Greenworks Xfrog and Xfrog tune manual for the standalone software at the moment.
Grippig stuff. |
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GordonBennett
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Joined: 29 Mar 2007
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Location: Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo
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Sat Apr 14, 2007 1:37 pm |
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Saki (Hector Hugh Munroe) is good - as mentioned before, but for sheer title value I bought "Been Down So Long It Looks Like Up To Me" and found it was great. The author, Richard Farina, celebrated its release a little too hard and fell off his motorbike on his way home from the party and was killed.. |
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Nanny Ogg
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Joined: 19 Mar 2007
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Sat Apr 14, 2007 1:43 pm |
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Christopher Brookmyre - Boiling a frog; The sacred art of stealing; (and a few more ).
Absurd, Scottish, funny |
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Rodus
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Sat Apr 14, 2007 1:46 pm |
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Koji Suzuki, chap who wrote the 'Ring" trilogy and many more. Extremely readable. |
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Agi Hammerthief
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Joined: 12 Mar 2006
Posts: 671
Location: .de
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Sat Apr 14, 2007 2:16 pm |
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The e-mail home is an essential part of every gap-year back-packers journey. Where once the news of a fresh tattoo, the purchase of a gold Mercedes or a village chief's proposal of marriage would have had to wait until a traveller's return, those left at home are now able to follow every trial and tribulation of their loved one's attempt to 'find-themselves'. Simon Hoggart and Emily Monk have collected together the funniest, most surreal, most alarming gap-year e-mails into a treasure-trove of correspondence. Accompanied by their wicked commentary, "Don't Tell Mum" invites us to live the gap-year experience without even having to leave the country. |
I didn't read it, but sounds great
that could be me on that parashute btw.
I send my Tandem Parashute Certificate home in lieu of a postcard |
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