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zombie
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 26 Mar 2007
Posts: 58
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow.
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Mon Apr 09, 2007 9:45 am |
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Slightlyoutofit
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 14310
Location: Foraging for Nuts.
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Mon Apr 09, 2007 10:06 am |
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A banner with an aeroplane on it so that the lad knows that this company is truly international. |
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Tigbitties
419Eater is my life
Joined: 15 Aug 2006
Posts: 402
Location: location, location
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Mon Apr 09, 2007 11:38 am |
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How about a call centre number for lads to phone when they need help.
I�ve just set up a call centre number using K7 which will keep the lads on hold waiting for an operator to become available. If you think this is worth including on the site, the phone number is .
Also I�ve uploaded the audio used for the on-hold messages onto Putfile. Click here to listen. |
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pug
Master Baiter
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 198
Location: Just to the left of things . . .
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Mon Apr 09, 2007 2:52 pm |
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Great job, you guys! Very realistic site and lotsa laughs. Also, ya gotta love the great hold music on the message, and the stringing along 'til they finally get cut off. Wonderful stuff! |
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zombie
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 26 Mar 2007
Posts: 58
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow.
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Mon Apr 09, 2007 3:43 pm |
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fantastic about the call centre. Thanks Tigbitties. Will get the number added in the next upload a little later 2day. |
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Lineaal
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 15 Feb 2007
Posts: 81
Location: Somewhere on the biggest continent
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Mon Apr 09, 2007 4:11 pm |
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zombie wrote: |
Careers and pricing etc sounds like a great idea... anyone want to do the text for it? |
I've PMed you some possible job applications for .
I'll send you a "career" text soon. I'll add a form where the mugu can apply for a job with in his country Of course, he'll be accepted and he'll have to report in with his chief in another country or at an airport far, far away. |
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zombie
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 26 Mar 2007
Posts: 58
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow.
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Tue Apr 10, 2007 7:22 pm |
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Hi all,...
The website is now on a dedicated domain. If you want to know what it is you will have 2 pm me coz if I spread it all over 419eater Lads are gonna find it.
It now asks for the lad to fill out a questionnaire before allowing them to track their consigment with your fake tracking number. The questionnaire is only short at the moment, but get some decent questions in and they will all be included. The longer the questionairre the more pis*ed off the Lad is likely to get. It currently makes the Lad fill the questionnaire in if they are missing a specific cookie. This cookie lasts exactly 29 hours. After that the lad is gonna have 2 do it all again
Also, the results from the questionnaire are mailed to me, so the dafter the questions, the funnier the answers will be!!! I will post some of the better ones for people to have a giggle at!
Going to add a spoof "send a package" side of things soon, but if you want to see it up and running let me know and I will get you a username and password for the backend.
As always, any suggestions for improvement and or enhancement will be greatly appreciated.
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Lineaal
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 15 Feb 2007
Posts: 81
Location: Somewhere on the biggest continent
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Tue Apr 10, 2007 10:05 pm |
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I tried it and it looks promising. I entered "a" as a answer to all questions.
Anyway, when I create the "package" it doesn't ask for the value. It does so when I edit it. And when I track the package like a lad would, it doesn't show the receiver's name and the value of the package. I'd like it if my lad can see his name and the value of the arriving goods.
Great job so far! |
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luckey
Moderator
Joined: 25 Jan 2007
Posts: 5672
Location: Check the lost and found
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Wed Apr 11, 2007 12:26 am |
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Looking really good. Can't wait to give it a test fly
Edit: PM'd you some quick copy for "About Us" |
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zombie
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 26 Mar 2007
Posts: 58
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow.
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Wed Apr 11, 2007 8:47 pm |
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I have just uploaded an update to the site.
When you create a fake parcel, it now sends the Lad an email (if you provide his email address) and also BCC's your email into the mail.
I also noticed that the tracking number wasn't getting displayed when you where setting up a parcel, sorry I cocked up. It should now display the code to you for editting purposes later on.
The code is also in the email sent to you and your lad if you enter your email address.
Gonna work on a few more things... Luckey, can you resend your about us page please, I think I have deleted it by accident (sorry)
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zombie
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 26 Mar 2007
Posts: 58
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow.
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Wed Apr 11, 2007 10:02 pm |
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I have now added a spoof email sender to the site on the baiters section
*PLEASE* don't use it too much. It will probably get me banned!
The email sender allows you to send a mail from any person on any domain, such as sending a mail from T0ny B1air you would put
from email: [email protected]
from: t@ny b1air
you can also send it to multiple people by inserting a , between each person you want to receive the mail.
Again, if anyone has any other ideas they would like to see put into action, let me know... i got a feeling this site is more or less ready to test on a few lads, so if anyone manages to successfully confuse a scammer with it, let us know also so we can laugh and point at them
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MikeH
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Nov 2005
Posts: 2546
Location: On the phone
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Wed Apr 11, 2007 11:10 pm |
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Great site!
How about adding some jobs that lads might want to apply for?
Local country agent
Delivery agent
Certified cash delivery specialist
Senior certified cash delivery specialist (only for amounts over $100,000)
Senior airport facilities manager
There would have to be some way of making sure that only lads waste their time applying, though. |
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Lineaal
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 15 Feb 2007
Posts: 81
Location: Somewhere on the biggest continent
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Wed Apr 11, 2007 11:12 pm |
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Mod Edit: Full requote of previous post deleted. See it above /\ /\ /\
I'll get working on the application forms for Certified cash delivery specialist and Senior certified cash delivery specialist. Should be fun as we can send employees to airports far away to pick up lots of money. |
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music man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Sep 2005
Posts: 14807
Location: East Harlemshire , yo!
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Thu Apr 12, 2007 6:54 am |
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Zombie
Some spellchecking might be advisable! On the tracking page-questionairre
Apart from that - very good job ( you might want to think whether some of the questions are not too "over the top" though!) |
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Go fuck your dead parents asshole!!!How can a deaf fool make clean money..The money that you have will never be spent on anything reasonable.
So fuck off..dont reply me again until the cops get your stinking ass...
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zombie
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 26 Mar 2007
Posts: 58
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow.
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Thu Apr 12, 2007 8:11 am |
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@music man: Yea my spelling is crap... but I was hoping people wouldn't notice. I promise not to do it again!
Also, some of the questions are a bit 'iffy' but I am going to randomize them and mix them in with lots of proper (my english is crap too) sounding questions, thanks to an idea (and lots of questions) from MikeHawk.
Hopefully, this will get done tonight as it is my last chance until monday as I will probably be too drunk to talk let alone type over the weekend
Any last minute changes you need, get 'em in and I will endeavour to do them tonight. |
Last edited by zombie on Thu Apr 12, 2007 9:50 am; edited 1 time in total |
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Thu Apr 12, 2007 8:49 am |
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zombie wrote: |
Yea my spelling is crap... but I was hoping people wouldn't notice. |
Wot here...Fat chance.
Site looking good Zombie. |
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luckey
Moderator
Joined: 25 Jan 2007
Posts: 5672
Location: Check the lost and found
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Thu Apr 12, 2007 7:39 pm |
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Just "sent" my first package to an old lad friend.
Here's a quick tip, since the current domain looks a little fishy, use a text link to make it look better.
In gmail for example, type: highlight the text and press the link button, and then paste in the actual url. |
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Lineaal
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 15 Feb 2007
Posts: 81
Location: Somewhere on the biggest continent
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Thu Apr 12, 2007 9:11 pm |
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I did the same thing you did.
@Zombie: is it possible to get notified when the lad enters the tracking code? (possibly along with his IP?) |
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zombie
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 26 Mar 2007
Posts: 58
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow.
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Fri Apr 13, 2007 7:45 am |
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I will add an email when you lad looks at your tracking number. I currently get emails when they fill in the registration details. I did around 2000 lines of code for this last night (created a send a parcel script which is slow, awkward and annoying,... just how I wanted it) but unfortunately the person supplying my wireless connection in my guest house turned it off so I will have to upload this and a few other changes about 1800 GMT tonight when I finally get back home. I will let you know when the changes are available. |
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Caruba
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 17 Apr 2007
Posts: 8
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Tue Apr 17, 2007 4:51 pm |
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sounds like a cool idea... |
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zombie
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 26 Mar 2007
Posts: 58
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow.
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Tue Apr 17, 2007 6:03 pm |
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I have made a few bug fixes. The country when you create the parcel does not reset itself anymore for both originator and receipient.
I have adjusted the database field properties so the status code and reason now fully displays. You can write a short essay in there if you want to baffle them with more crap.
Further more I am working on a script that will dump all details about the person who checks the package that the server has on them. This will be available later and i will give an example so people know what to look for. This will only work if people put in an email address when you create the parcel! |
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zombie
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 26 Mar 2007
Posts: 58
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow.
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Tue Apr 17, 2007 6:34 pm |
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The following is a list of stuff you get from your Mugu when he checks his package with the tracking number:
SERVER VALUES
Remote IP Address : 86.xx.xx.xxx
Remote Host : spc1-xxxx-x-x-xxx.cosh.broadband.ntl.com
Remote Port : 1772
This should be enough for you to identify exactly what country they are in and where abouts in that country. As you can see i'm currently with virgin (or ntl) |
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music man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Sep 2005
Posts: 14807
Location: East Harlemshire , yo!
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Tue Apr 17, 2007 6:52 pm |
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Currently getting a 404 message!! |
_________________ x2 x2 x104 x213 x4 x20 x4 x2 x1 x2 x2 x2 x2 x2 x13
You will rot in jail.watch your back- any shadow could be mine ! YOU ARE VERY EASY TO TRACK IN YOU NEIGHBOURHOOD ! DRUNKARD AND A SCUMBAG LIKE YOU!
mike lawrence (cheque scammer)
Go fuck your dead parents asshole!!!How can a deaf fool make clean money..The money that you have will never be spent on anything reasonable.
So fuck off..dont reply me again until the cops get your stinking ass...
Lyord Melson- cheque scammer
$4.002million and £214K in fake cheques taken out of circulation. (updated May 2009)
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luckey
Moderator
Joined: 25 Jan 2007
Posts: 5672
Location: Check the lost and found
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Tue Apr 17, 2007 6:58 pm |
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^^ It's working for me, did you PM Zombie for the new link and a log-in? |
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Tue Apr 17, 2007 7:18 pm |
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It's excellent Zombie.
In the delivery status options you could add :
Awaiting collection at quayside, Awaiting collection at airport, Redirected to:... Stuff like that.
This will add a safari element to this tool. |
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