Southern Comfort Deposit in Cotonou Benin

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Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2007 12:49 pm

Okay, its no real Whisky in that depot, but 4 Mio US$. And the name of this Lady is pure fun Exclamation

Please feel free to bait her Cool

Quote:

Friend in the Lord

Email/ [email protected]

Please use this money for the Churches/Islamics and Less Privileged in the
world.

Greetings to you and your family in the name of God,in my search for a
reliable and God fearing person and having gotten your contact through
prayers and pains taking efforts via searching i made on the internet on my
bed side.

I have decided to seek your help in carrying out my last wishes.My name is
Mrs. Comfort Whisky, I'm a 58 years old woman and my Country is Sierra-
Leone,i was a merchant and owned two businesses in Dubai,i was also married
with two children.

My husband and two children where involved in a plane crash in the Dec,25th
website.

http://www.cnn.com/2003/WORLD/africa/12/26/benin.crash/index.html

Before this happened,my business and concern for making money was all I care
for,i never really cared about other values in life.

But since the loss of my family, I have found a new desire to assist
helpless families,i have been helping orphans in orphanage/motherless,i have
also donated some money for humanitarian needs,only recently I saw on
television the colossal loss of properties and livelihood people in
Canberra, Australia through fire.

I was moved with great pity and compassion that I decided to make this
contribution on assisting people over there or any part of the world like
Asia/ Europe and America that might still need any financial help,i have
kept (US,4 Million) Four Million United States Dollars in a long-term
deposit in a Finance company in Cotonou Benin Republic West Africa.

Presently, I'm in a hospital where I have been undergoing treatment for
Oesophagi Cancer at International Memorial Hospital Cotonou.

I have since lost my ability to talk and my doctors have told me that I
have only few weeks to live,It is my last wish to see this money distributed
to victims of the fire outbreak in Australia and other charity organization
in the World like i said,i have enclosed for you the Current Photogragh I
took below Because relatives and friends have plundered so much of my wealth
since my illness,I cannot live with the agony entrusting this huge
responsibility to any of them.

Please, I beg you in the name of God to help me collect the deposit with the
help of my Lawyer and distributes it accordingly Use your judgment to
distribute the money and keep 20% of it to yourself.Feel free to re-imburse
yourself when you have the money for any expences you made during the
process of collecting/claiming the Funds on my behalf.

Please If you are willing to help,please reply as soon as possible,
again I will allow you to communicate with the financial company directly
upon the receipt of your reply because I want this project to be completed
before the end of this month before i die according to the Doctor.

And also attach to me in your return mail your personal details for
familiarity,May the good lord bless you.

1.Your Full Names

2.Your Age/ Sex

3.Your Marital Status

4.Your Occupation

5.Your Mobile Numbers/Fax

6.Your International Passport/Working ID/Driving Lincence.

Regards,

Mrs Comfort Whisky
Email/ [email protected]

I love the Churches/Islamics part and that a Working ID will do.

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

There was another lad using the name Comfort Southern about 1 1/2 years ago Laughing

Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2007 1:33 pm

I think I'll bait her as John Daniels... anyone going to be John Walker?

Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2007 2:32 pm

I like this part:

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I have since lost my ability to talk

No hassle with phone calls for this mugu!

Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2007 2:41 pm

David and Victoria Beckham named their kids after the places where they were conceived, Shocked

allegedly. The lads obviously name theirs after their favourite tipple. Personally, I'm with the tipple brigade, because I would hate to put the c*nt in Scunthorpe.

Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 3:37 am

yastreb wrote:

I think I'll bait her as John Daniels... anyone going to be John Walker?

I do have a "Johnnie Walker" ready to go.

Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 4:37 am

Mogen David(as in Mad Dog 20/20) or George Dickel(80 proof Tennessee Whiskey) would also be a good name to reply to that. Very Happy

Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 6:25 am

Captain Morgan, the (hic) Captain of the uh, the uh, uh, USS Goldschlager! First mate Bud Weiser! Baiting gears begining to turn. Hehehehe......... Twisted Evil

Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 8:13 am

@e6ffdyr0--

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Before this happened,my business and concern for making money was all I care for,i never really cared about other values in life.

But since the loss of my family, I have found a new desire to assist helpless families,i have been helping orphans in orphanage/motherless,i have also donated some money for humanitarian needs,only recently I saw on television the colossal loss of properties and livelihood people in Canberra, Australia through fire.
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So you have a 58 year old booze-named ladette who apparently was prosperous and never saw the light until very recent various calamities. What APOS, as Shiver says!

Ask WHAT 'she' has done about the bush fires in OZ, or plans to do, since she mentioned it. Don't let them fly that by you!

A side note to this is that Cotonou played a key part in the Dateline report earlier in the evening.

cheerz--jervis tetch---mad hatter (for the family)

Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 8:23 am

Jose Cuervo?

Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 8:33 am

^^^Hi Tommo--

Ah The Beckhams--some programming idiots in El-Lay are possibly thinking of doing another 'at-home-with-daily' regular tv program like the train-wrecks done with Jessica Simpson, Anna Nicole, et. al. If that idiotic idea actually sells, I give it 6 weeks at most in the public interest.

Good thing The Beckhams weren't in Intercourse, Pennsylvania/Truth Or Consequences, New Mexico/Bald Knob, Kentucky/Rough And Ready, California/Boring, Oregon/Dildo, Newfoundland Canada/--all REAL places as a mapquest.com search will show. Don't get me started on Lake Titicaca. LOL!!

cheerz--JT

Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 9:23 am

- who will be a retired chemical engineer living in Lynchburg, Tennessee - has made contact:

Quote:

I'm a bit surprised to read your letter, but your plight sounds heart-rending. In your predicament you should have family standing by you. It's a tragedy that you should be alone.

Please explain what I can do.

Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 9:47 am

@JT

Don't get me started on the Beckhams! One's a vain vacuous attention seeking wannabe, and the other one's called Victoria. Makes the Osbournes look like rocket scientists and by implication real human beings. Shaaaaaron! Shocked

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Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 10:00 am

hi yastreb--

Your ladette asked 'what can I do'?

Suggest 'heavy drinking' to drown out the sorrows of such a wasted 58 years of life and total family neglect..

And lotza water in small bottles sent to put out the fires in Canberra. [Been there in 1989, 6pm on a Friday--perhaps the dullest major world city/capital on earth at that hour/day--and most Aussies outside the ACT would agree on that].

cheerz--jervis

Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 10:04 am

James Beam? Stella Artois?

Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 11:54 am

got mail from her now. seems she will die soon and it will all be done by her lawyer mr. williams ...

Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 11:56 am

Stella Artois is a beer, IIRC. But James Beam would be fine.

Douglas Black?

Just hit wikipedia... what have we here?

George Dickel

Basil Hayden

Elijah Craig

Evan Williams

Ezra Brooks

George T. Stagg

Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 12:28 pm

yastreb--

As anyone who has ever had a bottle of Jack D can boozily attest while gazing at the label, the name 'Lem Motlow' is on it there too.

Sounds like a great name for a lawyer/barrister, keep that nugget of info in your hip pocket and use it if need be for future use.

cheerz--jervis

Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 4:33 am

@yastreb,

Dont forget Samuel Adams

Or you could show some Nobility: Wink

"Sir Osez Olivier"

Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 9:37 am

many year,s ago,,My Ex Wife would get up for work and add 2 shot,s of Southern Comfort to her coffee,,,,,I told her I thought she had a drinking problem,,,,,,She said I thought wrong,,,,,,She drank fine,,,,,Kicker is ,,,,,she was a Lawyer....

Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 3:48 pm

^^^^^^
thanx for letten me in who the girl on ur avatar be,,,,,hehehe,,,,ooooo,,, Wink

Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 5:00 pm

The avatar is my ex.

Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 5:10 pm

Emailed her a while back as Jose Cuervo, but no reply. Thinking about it, should I give her another quick email?

Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 8:59 pm

Doc; I (as John Daniels) never got a reply either. Maybe I should wait a couple of days and try again.

Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 9:12 pm

All my lads get to wait extra weeks for the BDSFS (Bureau of Document Sending to Forign Countries) to get back to me for the legal and proper way to send ID's and such. I wouldn't want to break the law and send them improperly. After 911 the security on these things is very tight and I could go to jail if I do not abide by their regulations.

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