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Inspector Gadget
Angel of unrealistic meetings
Joined: 20 Feb 2007
Posts: 6259
Location: Trumpton
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Thu Apr 12, 2007 1:36 pm |
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Well, Ive zapped one of his e-mail addys, only 4 to go
I have sent him our address.
Purch asing Ma nager
Ea stern In dia Tr ading Li mited
Ou ter Doc k A dmini stra tion O ffi ce
Ba sin 6
Po rt of Lon don Aut hority
E17 2PQ
That was sent some time ago
I've told him I am on my way back to London
There is nothing in my in box at present, I'll no doubt have something in the morning.
Maybe you e-mail him at :
meritelec tronics_acctd epartment@ya hoo.co.uk
And mess around with him.
Maria Bella Choukovski is her name (probl'y)
But I'm on the train so it may get a bit messed up. |
_________________ x2 Co bait with Rumbero Sao Tome island to Gabon van donation
Co bait with Jayhawk and VJD. Stanley's bottle tour Aba to Lagos
Team Hector, airport in installments and St Louis to Kayes
Halil, Cotonou to Accra
+ Precious 10/08/11
x8 x34 x 73
grown up man like him, still doing all this shit games - Stanley, (he doesn't like Parcel Direct)
You again do the strange reflections stuffed with drugs? - Natalia
x3 Hector 24/1/13 Moses 15th Oct 2011
x 2Mick Ole 11th Sept 2014-16 Asare Akuffo start 4th Aug 2014 |
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mami
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 18 Feb 2007
Posts: 657
Location: Usman Bello's Ex
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Thu Apr 12, 2007 2:37 pm |
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Someone named might call soon for - how weird that lad started out as D4vid, with an addy of D4vid and all of a sudden changed his name to G3rold... and now I just call him G3rold... lad must think I'm dumb.. |
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Posted:
Thu Apr 12, 2007 2:43 pm |
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Barrister K3n J0hns0n may be calling. Looking for L4rry P0st. Please tell him to get off his lazy arse and contact the shipping company. |
_________________ "Father Juan are sure that you are man of God,because your behaviors showed you as unbeliever" -Mary R |
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Slightlyoutofit
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 14310
Location: Foraging for Nuts.
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Thu Apr 12, 2007 5:54 pm |
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You're lucky VPM. So far my lad hasn't indicated that you've been rude to him, even though I've asked him twice now.
So you get to keep the cleaning job for now.
But be warned, I've emailed him again and insisted that the transaction can't continue unless he tells me exactly what was said over the phone.
By the way. I told him that you are normally rude to callers 'cos you drink a bottle of Gin when on your tea-break. |
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God will see you true for all this you have done to me you bastard. - Collins Kalu
MAY THE HAND THAT TYPE ON KEYBORD BECOME STRICKEN AND TRANSMIT VIRUS TO YOU ENTIRE BODY. - Dr Linda Akeem
oh what a mess its time cabbage punks like u will be expose for trully what they are. - David Cole |
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vpmanchester
Phone Credit Vampire
Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 1139
Location: Customer Services Rep
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Posted:
Thu Apr 12, 2007 9:20 pm |
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^^^ ahh now you tell all my secrets!!
Cheers everyone I will let you know who calls...I am getting them mixed up so if I happen to give your lad a mtcn by mistake, you will have to make him pay me back anywooo I will post any good convos and you can sort out who is who |
_________________ Lagos, Nigeria to Tamale, Ghana |
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Slightlyoutofit
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 14310
Location: Foraging for Nuts.
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Fri Apr 13, 2007 10:03 am |
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You get another chance VPM. But only because Ramon is very compassionate.
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Hello Ron,
We want you to that all the time we call she pick up the phone and she speak as if she is your wife,always reply us rudely,arrogantly and with some abusive words.......Also so yesterday we call and she speaks was even more terrible but we just have to look it that seens she is your wife there is no problem not knowing its your cleaner........
But we want you to know that she rude but you can still give her a chance if she can change off that bad attitude of her....Okay... |
Expect him to call again. I told him I would send the payment today. But I can't be bothered. I'm not going into the city until Monday now. |
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God will see you true for all this you have done to me you bastard. - Collins Kalu
MAY THE HAND THAT TYPE ON KEYBORD BECOME STRICKEN AND TRANSMIT VIRUS TO YOU ENTIRE BODY. - Dr Linda Akeem
oh what a mess its time cabbage punks like u will be expose for trully what they are. - David Cole |
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vpmanchester
Phone Credit Vampire
Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 1139
Location: Customer Services Rep
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Fri Apr 13, 2007 2:33 pm |
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Oh yeah, he heard the 'F' word eariler He is tooo arogent for me...you should tell him that I will give him his payment details so I can wind him up somemore
Hope you burn him good!! I will post all convos later..it was busy eariler so just need the time to upload and post |
_________________ Lagos, Nigeria to Tamale, Ghana |
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Slightlyoutofit
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 14310
Location: Foraging for Nuts.
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Fri Apr 13, 2007 2:52 pm |
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You are very naughty.
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Hello Ron,
We called you again if you are around but your clearner keep imposing some
abusive words on us..We are tired and feed up of all this mess...But we are
still waiting for the payment details to proceed..
Regards,
Ramon. |
OK. Just for you, I've sent him an email saying that I've paid �170 by Moneygram.
I haven't sent him any other details so he will have to phone you to get them.
If you want to keep your job then you'd better be polite to him. Especially as I've given you hell for talking to him so rudely before.
But something tells me that you've probably downed another bottle of gin just before he rings again.
Let the games begin!!! |
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God will see you true for all this you have done to me you bastard. - Collins Kalu
MAY THE HAND THAT TYPE ON KEYBORD BECOME STRICKEN AND TRANSMIT VIRUS TO YOU ENTIRE BODY. - Dr Linda Akeem
oh what a mess its time cabbage punks like u will be expose for trully what they are. - David Cole |
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vpmanchester
Phone Credit Vampire
Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 1139
Location: Customer Services Rep
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Posted:
Fri Apr 13, 2007 3:41 pm |
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4X1X9
Baiting Guru
Joined: 17 Sep 2006
Posts: 5905
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Posted:
Fri Apr 13, 2007 4:14 pm |
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Nothing from HRH Prince Char1es?
He wants me to ring him, you would think the Prince of Wa1es could afford a few long distance calls Shame your not a plant he'd talk to you then |
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mami
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 18 Feb 2007
Posts: 657
Location: Usman Bello's Ex
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Fri Apr 13, 2007 5:37 pm |
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Nothing from or for Sandy?? |
_________________ There's no such thing as a female with good looks who cooks and cleans. |
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vpmanchester
Phone Credit Vampire
Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 1139
Location: Customer Services Rep
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Fri Apr 13, 2007 7:38 pm |
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No, sorry guys...your lads have not called..lazy bunch of bastards
I did get a call for Dick about some gold dust..he wasn't listening to me anyway just kept reading his script. I wanted him to say he 'wanted dick' ahhh well nevermind
http://media.putfile.com/golddust
Just as I fired up the BBQ grill in the Garden my friend Ramone calls....and of course I just flat out tell him I dont like him (nor do I pass messages). I think he has a 'thing' for me (most likely in the form of a voodoo doll)
http://media.putfile.com/IDontLikeRamone |
_________________ Lagos, Nigeria to Tamale, Ghana |
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frankspencer970
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 24 Jan 2007
Posts: 85
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Sat Apr 14, 2007 11:09 am |
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VP,
Once again thanks for taking the calls for Mr Benson. Sorry if they all seem to be ringing at once, they are all real keen to speak to me now seeing as Ive been bombing them with emails over the last few days asking real dumb questions.
Cheers,
Frank. |
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vpmanchester
Phone Credit Vampire
Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 1139
Location: Customer Services Rep
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Sat Apr 14, 2007 11:44 am |
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No probs on that..thats what I do
Now keeping them seperated into who is who is where it gets tricky, so I try and list some info so the baiters can pick out which is thiers without listening to all of them. Which is not always accurate either, since some lads are terribly hard to understand. I just try to stick with one 'story' that way when they get mixed up they still have the consistantly inncorrect info |
_________________ Lagos, Nigeria to Tamale, Ghana |
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dagget
Master Baiter
Joined: 10 Nov 2006
Posts: 242
Location: Melbourne, Australia
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Posted:
Mon Apr 16, 2007 6:04 am |
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Thanks VP you might have got a couple of mine...
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This is to inform you that i called you this week but your cleaner picked the phone , we are wondering if you got the mail sent to you on the 28th of March 2007, we are still waiting to receive the informations below to enable us process the transfer of your fund. |
And again from an emmanuel
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THANKS FOR YOUR REPLY,I CALLED YOUR LINE YESTERDAY,BUT YOUR HOUSE HELP PICK UP THE PHONE,PLS I WILL LIKE YOU TO CALL ME BACK WITH THIS MOBLE NUMBER +2348033005756.
PLS TRY TO CALL ME, I HAVE AN IMPORTANT INFORMATION TO DISCLOSE TO YOU AND ALSO WHY YOUR BANKING INFORMATION IS NEEDED,BECAUSE THIS MONEY WILL BE PAID THROUGH (TT)TELEGRAPHIC TRANSFER.SO YOU NEED TO CALL ME. |
I guess I should have told them I was away for easter... |
_________________ I DONT KNOW YOU
USE THE MONEY TO BUY COFFIN. " ASEM lad
Have i scammed you once,instead you are the one scamming us here now....Send the money animal.
PLEASE TAKE CAER OF YOUR SELF OR I SEND TO YOU F.I.B ?
X24 1 X 2.5 years |
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Septic
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 02 Apr 2007
Posts: 62
Location: Trying to keep a foothold on the planet!
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Posted:
Mon Apr 16, 2007 10:54 pm |
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Thanks in anticipation, VP. Have pm'd you so that my 'nice lady' can contact my alter ego (well, at least try to!).
Regards. |
_________________ My doctor told me to cut my sex-life by half. But which half - thinking about it or talking about it? |
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vpmanchester
Phone Credit Vampire
Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 1139
Location: Customer Services Rep
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Posted:
Tue Apr 17, 2007 8:56 am |
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mami
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 18 Feb 2007
Posts: 657
Location: Usman Bello's Ex
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Posted:
Tue Apr 17, 2007 9:56 am |
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Thank you.. next time talk to him long and chop his $$$ on his phonebill...
I love his attempts in pronouncing my name Van-Van-Vander-bilt |
_________________ There's no such thing as a female with good looks who cooks and cleans. |
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vpmanchester
Phone Credit Vampire
Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 1139
Location: Customer Services Rep
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Tue Apr 17, 2007 10:52 am |
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Ahhhhhh cool, now I know what he was trying to say . The first call is always hit n miss depending on how distracted I am when they call. I think I was getting ready for dinner and really didn't have time for his ssssstttuuurrrtteeerrriinnngg |
_________________ Lagos, Nigeria to Tamale, Ghana |
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vpmanchester
Phone Credit Vampire
Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 1139
Location: Customer Services Rep
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Posted:
Tue Apr 17, 2007 4:50 pm |
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frankspencer970
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 24 Jan 2007
Posts: 85
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Posted:
Tue Apr 17, 2007 6:23 pm |
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VP,
Thanks for taking the calls for Benson, seems like all the Rev's are out in force.
If I hear that Rev saying "Come Again" Im gonna scream!
Cheers,
Frank. |
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PJ Tensely
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 31 Mar 2004
Posts: 21
Location: Here & There and Back Again
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Tue Apr 17, 2007 11:21 pm |
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Hey ya, VP!
Thanks for taking those "mugu" calls! Hilarious! You may remember I PM'd you about Charles Soludo's sneak insult? (the hovercraft guy in Lagos?) Well, since then I've forced him (and his grinder) to inhabit a Mugu character. So I get to call em "mugu" 6+ times every email ... and he gotta take it and like it!
It's great to get to hear em now having to call themselves mugu!!
Of course, I'm workin on getting a suitable trophy now
Thanks so much! |
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Luther Blissett
Elite Baiter
Joined: 06 Sep 2005
Posts: 1029
Location: Watford, Middle East
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Posted:
Wed Apr 18, 2007 7:59 am |
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Catherine
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 11 Apr 2007
Posts: 61
Location: By the sea
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Posted:
Wed Apr 18, 2007 2:41 pm |
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I am expecting a call in regards to having a talk about my percentage as I am not happy with whats on the table
Say what you like as I have only just started with this one
Thanks |
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Catherine
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 11 Apr 2007
Posts: 61
Location: By the sea
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Posted:
Wed Apr 18, 2007 2:43 pm |
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Sorry I forgot to mention he ewill be looking for Kate Line |
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