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Frank Horrigan
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 07 Apr 2007
Posts: 86
Location: Noveau Sheeplande
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Sat Apr 07, 2007 4:59 pm |
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GOIT. brilliant! |
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zombie
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 26 Mar 2007
Posts: 58
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow.
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Sat Apr 07, 2007 5:17 pm |
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I was gonna go with
Shipping Home - International Transport
but I thought even the Lads may pick up on SH*T being the organisation name. |
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AlphonseTheFrog
Master Baiter
Joined: 08 Mar 2007
Posts: 173
Location: UR MAMA TOTO OOOOOOOOOO
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Posted:
Sat Apr 07, 2007 5:30 pm |
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Secure Automation For Accounts Receivable and Investments?
Secure Automatic Financing of Accounts, Rebates, and Investments? |
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Oxymoreon
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 02 Apr 2007
Posts: 9
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Sat Apr 07, 2007 5:56 pm |
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I am sure if the site had "technical difficulties" and was down periodically it would be frustrating for the lads. |
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zombie
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 26 Mar 2007
Posts: 58
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow.
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Sat Apr 07, 2007 6:15 pm |
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ha, having the site go down periodically won't be a problem. It's currently hosted by UK2 who appear to have the same idea about frustrating their customers. They are down more than up normally. |
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Oxymoreon
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 02 Apr 2007
Posts: 9
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Sat Apr 07, 2007 6:19 pm |
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I hate when that happens! |
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zombie
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 26 Mar 2007
Posts: 58
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow.
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Sat Apr 07, 2007 7:51 pm |
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Right then. The banners are now on there... I have used both Luckey and Lineals banners. One for the top and one for the bottom. Excellent work btw both of them look great.
A few changes made, the tracking number is now an md5 of the date and time (down to milliseconds) so this should prevent multiple tracking numbers being the same.
As an example, rather than using 2 now on the track page, try:
7f7ee2254913a2a2df8efd30eca37415
http://guaranteedmobile.co.uk/419-shipping/track.php
Which is a little longer and can easily be confused when telling your lad what the tracking number is
I will work on allowing you to edit the tracking progress a bit tonight but will probably finish it tomorrow. Also ordering the domain name tomorrow so things should be in place for when I go back to work on Tuesday morning.
Oh, any thing that you want to see in the possible muck ups drop down box (such as hi-jacked by pirates, eaten by the dog, courier kidnapped by terrorists etc) let me know and i will get them all in there... again, the more the merrier to get these muppets running in circles. |
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Lineaal
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 15 Feb 2007
Posts: 81
Location: Somewhere on the biggest continent
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Sat Apr 07, 2007 10:11 pm |
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Hijacked by pirates, eaten by the dog and courier kidnapped are excellent problems for lads. Maybe our lads could suffer the following problems when trying to receive a shipment.
Package misplaced (sent to different distribution center)
Package lost at sea
Package run over by delivery truck
If money is in the package: impounded by coast guard / customs / police
Package intercepted on drugs related issues
Package held by customs on suspicion of counterfeiting
There are loads of problems possible
Maybe it's possible when looking at the tracking information to add Value below those things to bear in mind? Value in euros, dollars, pounds, whatever. |
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Dragonslayer
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 22 Feb 2007
Posts: 66
Location: SB XLI
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Sun Apr 08, 2007 12:01 am |
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package suspected to be a bomb so customs detonated it for safety.
package part of warehouse fire |
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IP Freely
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 18 Feb 2007
Posts: 540
Location: I'm getting my bunny back.
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Sun Apr 08, 2007 1:15 am |
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Is anyone going to 'chop up some transfer forms for thel ads to fill out? |
_________________ ( x8 ) This is fun!
please i want you to stop writting me,i beg you in the name of the lord Jesus christ. |
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rumbero
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Jun 2006
Posts: 3677
Location: All the Salsa Night Clubs
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Sun Apr 08, 2007 1:23 am |
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@ Zombie
I really like the idea of the shipping Co. and everyone here could take advantage of this.
I would just hesitate a bit in giving the mugus a website that contains
http://guaranteedmobile.co.uk/419-shipping/track.php
the mugus are very aware of the number 419. It could be a dead give away that it comes from baiters.
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will make u understand that i'm a spiritual man (Makinwa the retarded mugu)
in juses name u will dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Sun Apr 08, 2007 1:25 am |
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Nice job zombie, the more tools baiters have available the better. Welcome to 419eater btw. |
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Herb Sewell
419Eater is my life
Joined: 19 Aug 2006
Posts: 406
Location: Atascadero State Hospital for the Criminally Insane
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Sun Apr 08, 2007 1:33 am |
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I would like to have some "stock" tracking numbers that I could use that would give baiters a simple "in transit" and "returned unclaimed" but with totally vague data for the mugu to read, maybe with a 1 day pre-dating. Stuff that takes no effort for lazy baiters like me. LOL |
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Frank Horrigan
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 07 Apr 2007
Posts: 86
Location: Noveau Sheeplande
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Sun Apr 08, 2007 1:44 am |
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Drop Box-
Redirected to Antarctica
Package being detained by Police as evidence in murdercase
great oppourtunity to blame your lad. |
_________________ Vault Dweller : So, how did you survive?
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luckey
Moderator
Joined: 25 Jan 2007
Posts: 5672
Location: Check the lost and found
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Sun Apr 08, 2007 1:54 am |
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@rumbero
Not to speak for zombie, but I think that is just a mock up.
zombie wrote: |
Also ordering the domain name tomorrow... |
Might be best not to post the final URL, especially in an unlocked forum. |
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MikeH
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Nov 2005
Posts: 2546
Location: On the phone
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Sun Apr 08, 2007 3:13 am |
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Brilliant!
What about some gibberish about why it's much better to ship cash via GOIT than to send money via WU? When a lad demands a wire transfer or a WU transfer, it would be nice to be able to refer to the Patriot Act or some other specific problem with WU et al that GOIT avoids. That way we are doing the lad a favor to ship via GOIT.
I can contribute: business prose, stuffy bureaucratic prose, phony government regulations, endlessly tedious explanations of things....words words words.
Also: interactive forms for baiters to fill in and send to their lads. |
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zombie
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 26 Mar 2007
Posts: 58
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow.
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Sun Apr 08, 2007 7:46 am |
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I am ordering the domain name today. There will be no reference to 419 at all. I just used that as a test bed until I get things sorted to ensure people liked the idea.
EDIT: I won't get anything done today... being forced to go to the pub and get drunk sitting in a beer garden. Will upload the full working site in the morning as it's almost ready to go... Really sorry... |
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IP Freely
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 18 Feb 2007
Posts: 540
Location: I'm getting my bunny back.
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Posted:
Sun Apr 08, 2007 3:16 pm |
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A few Other things to bear in mind are listed below: |
That doesn't sound very ship-ey to me, wouldn't a "tracking progress" bit be preferable? |
_________________ ( x8 ) This is fun!
please i want you to stop writting me,i beg you in the name of the lord Jesus christ. |
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Sun Apr 08, 2007 3:39 pm |
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^ Track Consignment, maybe? |
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Lineaal
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 15 Feb 2007
Posts: 81
Location: Somewhere on the biggest continent
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Posted:
Mon Apr 09, 2007 4:13 am |
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I've also made some FedEx Secure Money Transfer banners and logos if you want.
Maybe we can dress the Goit site a bit with things like job openings, shipping rates and the like? |
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it wasn't me
Elite Baiter
Joined: 18 Feb 2007
Posts: 1043
Location: sitting in the corner drinking wine, eating cheese
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Posted:
Mon Apr 09, 2007 6:58 am |
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Hey guys,
I've told my lad that he's got to wait until Thursday coz it's easter.
Can I have the first maiden package voyage??
I am a virgin with this as well..... |
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zombie
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 26 Mar 2007
Posts: 58
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow.
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Posted:
Mon Apr 09, 2007 8:32 am |
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keep the ideas coming. By the end of the week we will have a fantastic looking site I am sure!!!
@Lineal: The more banners the better
@it wasn't me: Thursday should be fine for it to be up and running.
Careers and pricing etc sounds like a great idea... anyone want to do the text for it?
It may actually be worth starting a REAL shipping company if this site turns out half as good aas some of the ideas... |
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Posted:
Mon Apr 09, 2007 8:38 am |
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How about some forms Zombie? No self respecting shipping company does not have lots of pointless form filling for it's customers. |
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If it's LADS you want. GoTo: http://www.yopmail.com/
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zombie
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 26 Mar 2007
Posts: 58
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow.
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Posted:
Mon Apr 09, 2007 8:51 am |
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The forms will appear as I get more time to do them... I am hoping to create a jpeg when you create an actual tracking number with a few basic things on (such as weight, signature, value etc)
If anyone wants to knock a few forms together thats good too |
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Mon Apr 09, 2007 9:19 am |
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I won't promise anything, but if I get a minute.
A little tip though, if you make some yourself, you can make more work for your lads by producing pink, blue, yellow versions of the same form for office use, customer copy etc.
Multiplies their workload at a stroke. |
_________________ "No amount of semen donation will save this situation" Sanny Sanny
"We must disagree to agree" Raji Musa
If it's LADS you want. GoTo: http://www.yopmail.com/
and sign in with either ladmail or kentbrockman
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