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Kickstart
419Eater is my life
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 447
Location: Godzone
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Sat Apr 07, 2007 10:53 am |
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Oh my, what a well polished rod... I'm still watching the first but MAN!!! Well DONE!
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CATFISH Abuse!!!
FIRE
LEAP OF FAITH!!!
BARBED WIRE 7 Foot walls!!
(Rumbero's templars have their work cut out!)
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What a waterfall!
I'm sure I was an alien and elvis in the background of that waterfall vid, it looks real Indiana Jones!
You have set another level, and really given bombadier's stuntman a run for his dolla.
Edit 3
Okay he actually did it! Waterfall & Rubber tube!! |
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Scam Patroller
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jul 2004
Posts: 11857
Location: UK
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Sat Apr 07, 2007 11:16 am |
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persephone
Baiting Guru
Joined: 05 Jun 2006
Posts: 2846
Location: land of cloggies
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Sat Apr 07, 2007 12:00 pm |
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I loved the rubber band the mugu had to protect himself from drowning Good stuff BW, loved the documentary as well. Lads videoing their safaris. That's a new thing, but should be ancouraged |
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Big Worm
Elite Baiter
Joined: 31 May 2006
Posts: 1292
Location: Hole in the ground
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Sat Apr 07, 2007 1:00 pm |
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Scam Patroller wrote: |
Just watched the waterfall video again, didn't see the innertube lad first time until Kickstart mentioned it above, but what's the catfish abuse, didn't see any fish? |
I believe he is talking about the pyramid video where our TWAT has a fish rubbed up against his face (was supposed to be tuna oil). I didnt realize that was a fish...have to check it out again.
BW |
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IP Freely
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 18 Feb 2007
Posts: 540
Location: I'm getting my bunny back.
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Sat Apr 07, 2007 7:20 pm |
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Tuna oil, tuna fish, meh.
I need to find a lad this compliant.
Heh. 5:50 in the first video, a cell phone goes off. That's what struck me as funniest, for some reason.
That and the catfish abuse. |
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Ginger Head
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Jan 2006
Posts: 1455
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Sat Apr 07, 2007 7:27 pm |
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I loved the phone too. Nokia ring too
HI!!! IT'S ME!!! I'M IN A BACK YARD WATCHING A LAD MAKE A TWAT OF HIMSELF!!! |
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Raoul Duke
419Eater is my life
Joined: 31 May 2006
Posts: 383
Location: Bat Country, Kingdom of Fear
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Sat Apr 07, 2007 9:36 pm |
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Great stuff |
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Gnasher
Baiting Guru
Joined: 29 May 2006
Posts: 2849
Location: Centre Stage in the Theatre of Cruelty
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Sat Apr 07, 2007 11:36 pm |
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That jerky camerawork is making me nauseous Good work! |
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Les Noise
Elite Baiter
Joined: 06 Mar 2006
Posts: 1098
Location: Behind the fridge
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Sun Apr 08, 2007 12:29 am |
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LOL...
Talk about working the shaft... I wonder how much he charges for a hand job... |
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Mon Apr 09, 2007 12:04 am |
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As pleased as I am with the latest ordination cerimony, I am actually a bit more intrigued with the mini travelog. I have always wanted to get a video from a lad on safari. It is rather revealing. |
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Ginger Head
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Jan 2006
Posts: 1455
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Mon Apr 09, 2007 12:34 am |
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Yes, although the comedy value is limited the travelogue is a fascinating insight into ladland.
I'd love to have been fly on the wall to that one. What did the people with him think and know about the circumstances??? |
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Mon Apr 09, 2007 6:13 pm |
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By the way, didn't anyone notice the excellent Pulp Fiction quote? |
_________________ <a href="http://www.419eater.com/html/letters.htm" target="_blank">
<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Tue Apr 10, 2007 4:05 am |
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Unbelievably great work! |
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Beachman1958
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 07 Apr 2007
Posts: 1
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Tue Apr 10, 2007 4:25 am |
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You guys pulling this stuff off are f...king brilliant.
Masterful piece of work. |
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Spooky Tooth
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 22 Mar 2007
Posts: 58
Location: Behind you...
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Tue Apr 10, 2007 8:54 pm |
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I cannot believe you get mugus this stupid, I take my hat off to you, sir. GREAT work! |
_________________ I'm here to bait mugus and chew bubblegum, and i'm all outta bubblegum. |
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Tue Apr 10, 2007 9:28 pm |
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That was brilliant. Are there any plans for a TWAT New Year Ceremony? Whenever that is. |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Posted:
Wed Apr 11, 2007 2:40 am |
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You guys know how much I absolutely love this! Great job gentlemen, great job! |
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Radden
** SUSPENDED **
Joined: 26 Mar 2005
Posts: 1267
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Wed Apr 11, 2007 3:09 am |
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Loved those videos |
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Lester
Baiting Guru
Joined: 20 Nov 2003
Posts: 2625
Location: Somewhere between here and there
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Posted:
Wed Apr 11, 2007 3:25 am |
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these are great i got a church lad who wants a few hundred k so bad i think hes about to build me something too...
I cant wait to see more of this! |
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Inspector Gadget
Angel of unrealistic meetings
Joined: 20 Feb 2007
Posts: 6259
Location: Trumpton
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Wed Apr 11, 2007 8:46 am |
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^^Windypops
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TWAT New Year Ceremony |
Next item is the longest day ceremony? about 21st June?
Got to be out to witness the departure of the sun and the start of the new day. |
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Wed Apr 11, 2007 10:08 pm |
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Didn't he defile the pyramid by setting it on fire ? - surely it should have just been the eye ?
You may have enough pyramid pictures to use on your lad, nonetheless here's another you can use if you wish. I'm proud of it because I had to photoshop a ten ton truck out of the way . This one looks to be situated in a desert
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icrighthruU
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 08 Apr 2007
Posts: 358
Location: Over the river and through the woods
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Thu Apr 12, 2007 12:20 am |
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Love the acronym. You must have spent a bit of time writing the ceremony ritual, it was great. Are you by any chance a daughter of Isis or of Egyptian heritage perhaps? |
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Doctor X
** ACCOUNT CLOSED **
Joined: 15 Apr 2007
Posts: 766
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Wed Apr 18, 2007 10:11 am |
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I am speechless.
I have been here since my join date.
I have injured myself laughing. I have forced others--strangers even--to read these threads. I start with, "you know about those blah . . . blah . . . blah scamers?"
"Yeah. My mom got one."
"Well, there is this group that gets them to send them carvings and even tattoo themselves."
"No way!"
"Now they have them building pyramids . . . they are organizing others to come and destroy the pyramids."
Where is the smiley?
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ואטמא אותם במתנותם בהעביר כל־פטר רחם למען אשםם למען אשר ידעו אשר אני יהוה |
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