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Tommo Shanter
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 5:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Seeing as how the powers that be here altered my baiting status, I thought I would start this thread. Any fans of the 'Fast Show'' here?

"419 baiting is very much like making love to a beautiful woman... "

Over to you lot...

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iMike
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 5:28 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ suits you sir. Ooh Very Happy

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Shiver Metimbers
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 6:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Grrreaat Smile

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Rodus
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 6:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

....you never give out your real name and are ready to drop them at a seconds notice.

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 6:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

This week I 'ave been mostly baiting on fastmail. Smile

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 6:50 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

You a scammer, are you? That's the hardest job in the world is, innit, eh? The old scammin' game. Yeah, hardest game in the world. Yeah, I done it meself, see? Yeah. Thirty years, man and boy

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eamonn
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 7:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

"and then I won a Nigerian lottery; which was nice"

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 7:28 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

"And then I sent off a writejunk file to my lad, of course I was very, very drunk."

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I will kiss you romance u,suck and penetrate u - Williams Muyeke
now am as poor as a church rat - Lou1s Mar1on
I AM FINANCIALLY DEAD RIGHT AWAY - Louis in Accra
u can keep sending money to Gomer and leave me alone - Agent Smith cracks up

Pith Helmet Lou1s Mar1on - Lagos to Accra (satellite IP) - "so, what i need to do to get out of these place?"
Sand Timer - 18 mths: Louis

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 7:30 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Scammers eh? What bastards! Too stupid to get a real job, resorting to scheming and lying and robbing people. And the ridiculous emails, telling people they're Charles Soludoo and Mariam Abacha, dying of cancer and imprisoned in a refugee camp...

I'll get me coat.

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 7:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Knowing my luck I'll probably miss it.

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Rodus
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 7:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

"I've been scammed? bugger!"


"Aint scambaiting brilliant!"

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I will kiss you romance u,suck and penetrate u - Williams Muyeke
now am as poor as a church rat - Lou1s Mar1on
I AM FINANCIALLY DEAD RIGHT AWAY - Louis in Accra
u can keep sending money to Gomer and leave me alone - Agent Smith cracks up

Pith Helmet Lou1s Mar1on - Lagos to Accra (satellite IP) - "so, what i need to do to get out of these place?"
Sand Timer - 18 mths: Louis

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Spudz
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Joined: 22 Nov 2006
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 7:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

A pehthethethethethe Fethuthethethe Chan-nell 419 neus
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Javed Main:I received your e-mail message but cannot read very well due to the injection I took last night/Please for Gods sake i would'nt like you to address my bank as feck/You are a priest and you are bold enough to tell me that you took 3 bottles of the finest whiskey/Please i am not ready to take more of your insult.

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Tommo Shanter
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 10:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^Scorchio!

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£1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
Closed lad accounts x135 (at 26/9/2008) Easter Egg 2013 Cellphone x138
"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah

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Spudz
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 10:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Image

If only Laughing

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Javed Main:I received your e-mail message but cannot read very well due to the injection I took last night/Please for Gods sake i would'nt like you to address my bank as feck/You are a priest and you are bold enough to tell me that you took 3 bottles of the finest whiskey/Please i am not ready to take more of your insult.

NIGERIA HE GOAT
IF YOU EVER SEND THIS TYPE OF THINGS TO MY EMAIL;; I WILL SHOW MY SELF TO YOU BASTAD NIGERIA HE GOAT....F*CK OFF AND DIE OF UNGER


YOU ARE SUCH A NONENTITY, I NEVER KNEW PEOPLE LIKE YOU STILL IN EXISTENCE. WHAT AN INGLORIOUS BASTARD ARE YOU?

Closed lad accounts x 10-2x33/8 you do the hokey cokey and you turn around and that's what it's all about
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 11:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
419 baiting is very much like making love to a beautiful woman
Indeed it is, and I've got the proof. Reprob8 will vouch for me. We'll just leave it at that. The long end of the stick is good.

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it wasn't me
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 11:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

....because I was very...very....drunk.

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Tommo Shanter
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Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides


PostPosted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 11:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

And the lad visited the Moneygram office 15 times, got a 419 tattoo on his arse, repented and joined my church after filling in endless forms, and also sent me a carving of a Commodore 64....which was nice. Laughing

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£1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
Closed lad accounts x135 (at 26/9/2008) Easter Egg 2013 Cellphone x138
"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah

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