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Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 12:56 pm

My mouth is on the floor!

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 06 Apr 2007 Posts: 15

Im D/l ing the youtube version now - on dial up so its slow for me.

I might say, this is probably the best bait of all time. And youre still not done!
Beats even the pppppower book IMO.

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

The new video and CD has arrived in the UK this morning, it's now for release from Poyle, hopefully, it will at least get up near Manchester today, ready for it to be delivered on Tuesday morning:

Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 1:39 pm

Tuesday morning? Calender is marked Very Happy

Shiv, better take the day off to upload the thing, we'll be waiting Very Happy

Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 2:21 pm

I cant wait! - this is totally brilliant!

Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 4:42 pm

I've just read through this all (and listened, and watched) and I have to say, you are just pure genius SP. My hat off to you.

Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 4:47 pm

Tsk! you're just like a bunch of kids! really, just calm down and behave!
And get out of my seat! us oldies get front row, I can't see any further than that.

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

My lad has replied, he answered my question about where he got the Nigerian police officers uniform from, wait for it................, he was lucky, he got it off a police officer who is a member of the choir BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Laughing

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Subject: JUST LUCKY...

Your Excellency,

I thank you so much for your mail.Out of the tight shedulle you are having, you created time to reply my mail.I really know that you are having a hectic time with work. May the good Lord give you His wonderful strength to work with the good health to live with and the sound reason/wisdom to do a perfect job.

We were just lucky to have a police officer in the choir.Though,he is of smaller stature,he had to borrow my size from a friend of his in the Police. However,it was easier for him to get it.The police in Nigeria just changed colors.The one we used was the out going colors.It fitted well. A friend of ours also has a cam-recoder.He knows how to manipulate the recorder.He really tried in the video.The only thing we deed was to redub it into a VHS tape and then send it. All that we used were new tapes.Our friend also deed a good job from our perspective.It is the producer now who will say the next thing we should do.

So,Sir,has the producer confirmed the reception of the package?The package should have reached him by now. The Fedex guys said that it will take two(2)working days for the package to reach its destination.I hope he has gotten it by now.

I will have to leave you here so that you may attend to other matters, hoping to hear from you soon.May the good Lord continue to protect you. God bless you.

Yours sincerely,

xxxxx xxxxx.

Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 8:07 pm

Police Brutality anyone? Very Happy

Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 10:09 pm

I think I just peed a little.

This one is a 5-Star bait. Absolutely brilliant. I am at work now (5pm, we should be getting out of here soon) and as soon as I get home I'm heading over to You Tube to see this masterpiece.

Way to go, Dubya!

What do these scammers do that they have so much free time? Oh yeah, they scam innocent people. Thank God for George W. Bush, eh? Laughing

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 10 Nov 2006 Posts: 3

Scam Patroller wrote:

My lad has replied, he answered my question about where he got the Nigerian police officers uniform from, wait for it................, he was lucky, he got it off a police officer who is a member of the choir BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Laughing

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Didn't he give you the email addresses of the choirmembers? Ask him which one is the policemans... Twisted Evil

Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 3:14 am

You should get a spare cop uniform sent to you SP!! ould Georgey wants to redesign the US cop uniforms and that old Nigerian Uniform looks just the part!! or push him for a new one!

Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 3:59 am

Is it Tuesday yet?

Surprised

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 06 Apr 2007 Posts: 15

Scam Patroller, was that the last youve heard of him? I hope you can still string him along for a bit longer, make him think all his mugu buddies are getting visas to come to the US via Air Force One Very Happy

419Eater Admin Joined: 30 Sep 2003 Posts: 7469

I've got the intro and outro all ready. Just need to drop the video in (when it arrives) and we're good to go Smile

I'm also officially on holiday from today until the 25th too. YIPPEE!

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

^^^^^ Nice one, Shiv, tracking is showing that it's now in transit from Stanstead, next stop Manchester, hopefully, then on Tuesday Very Happy

, had to be Easter weekend that he sent it didn't it, I hate waiting Rolling Eyes

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

I have sent my lad a reply, I was thinking about asking for the whole police uniform, but settled on asking for the cap he was wearing instead, easier and cheaper to ship, and more likely to send that if he asks his friend if he can have it, also asked for a banner for Reprob8, as the last one I got was bolloxed by the lad spelling Steelers wrong Rolling Eyes

, oh well, he can only say yes or no, if he says no, then he might regret it Laughing

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Dear xxxxx xxxxx,

Thank you for your email.

I have heard from the producer, your package has not arrived yet, I looked on the FedEx website at http://www.fedex.com and went to the tracking page myself, and it says delivery is April 10th:

Tracking number: xxxxxxxxxxxx
Ship date: Apr 5, 2007
Estimated delivery: Apr 10, 2007 by 6:00 PM
Apr 7, 2007 - 12:08 AM - In transit - xxxxxxxx GB

On April 7th it is still in transit from "xxxxxxxx", which is an airport in London, UK, the producer informs me that because of the Easter holiday weekend in the UK, and with it being a bank holiday on Monday as well, he expects the package to arrive as per scheduled on the 10th as indicated by Fedex.

I have to tell you, it was a great stroke of luck having a police officer as a member of your choir, having that police officers uniform was a very nice touch, it adds greatly to the photos and the overall look of things, the producer also commented on how great it was to have an authentic police officers uniform on hand for this project, he is impressed by the way you look in the photos and is looking forward to viewing the video.

xxxxx, may I ask for a couple of personal favours of you? Firstly, on the subject of police officers, I am an avid collector of , but as yet, I do not have a , I noticed the police cap you were wearing in the photos has a nice looking metal badge on it, and as you mentioned, that is the old uniform you used, as a new uniform is being introduced, so would it be possible for you to send me the cap and badge that you wore in the photos, I would be delighted to add it to my collection in the display cabinet in the White House!

The other personal favour I wish to ask of you is for a long time friend of mine, I have known him for 40 years and went to school with him, and and it is his birthday very soon, it's on April 24th. Now, I know that in Africa there are some fine silk screen printers who make beautiful printed cloth, I believe the best printers in the world are African, I actually have some silk screen prints in the White House that I bought in Nigeria many years ago.

Now then, my friend is a big fan of the US NFL football team called the , what I would like you to do is this, make a large printed cloth banner for him for his birthday, when I say large, I mean at least 6 feet wide by 6 feet high, and I would like the following words written on the banner:

was my friends favourite player, sadly, he passed away not long ago. The colours to be used for the banner should be the same colours of the football team kit, which are, black, gold/yellow and white colours, I have attached an image for you to see them wearing their football kit to see the colours so that you can match them.

What I suggest is this, you could do three stripes of the colours colour across the banner, and then print the wording over the coloured stripes in one of the other colours, so on the black stripe, do the wording in gold, on the white stripe, do the wording in black, that sort of thing, if you can do these 2 personal favours for me, xxxxx, I will be eternally grateful to you!

I will finish there for now, when the producer receives the video, he will upload it and send me a copy to watch, I am very much looking forward to it.

Sincerely,

Gxxxxx W Bxxx.

Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 5:21 pm

I think you'll get both. I think your Lad's come too far to back out now. Very Happy

Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 9:13 pm

He sends you HOURS of video footage... of COURSE he'll send you a hat.

Oh, I can't wait to see this one. Smile

419Eater Admin Joined: 30 Sep 2003 Posts: 7469

Just to let you guys know that I've had word from my drop-box minions that the video has arrived. It will be delivered to me later today, probably around 5pm my time (it is 2pm as I write).

I'll post again here as soon as I've seen it and will get to work on an Internet friendly version ASAP. Should have it ready later tonight.

Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2007 1:08 pm

Yeah!

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

Cheers Shiver, I was just about to post saying it's been delivered jump_4_joy

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Just a little bit exited happy crowd

Not quite a Newb Joined: 17 Feb 2007 Posts: 29

i cant wait for this

419Eater Admin Joined: 30 Sep 2003 Posts: 7469

My friend at the drop-box has confirmed the contents as one (broken) VHS tape, and one audio CD. The tape is apparently just cracked and can be easily fixed. The audio CD is being sampled for me now and sent to me via the wonders of the Internet. I should be able to upload an MP3 of the CD in about 15-20 minutes.

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