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Anti-419
Elite Baiter
Joined: 28 Jul 2004
Posts: 1804
Location: Bay Area, CA
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Wed Apr 04, 2007 5:26 pm |
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Congrats! That helmet looks nice on you. Wear it proudly...
Great Siggy material:
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sir If you want to punk me why not just do it to me |
Be careful there... sounds like your lad is coming out of the closet. |
_________________ Barr Marc Hycinth: "I HATE HOW MY NAME IS BEEN RUBISHED AT THE CASHING OFFICE TODAY."
Safari Lad: "...your mails are a healing balm to my condiction here."
Jeremiah Nnamani: "With you I wouldn't mind being a fool for the rest of my life."
James Bruce: "Thanks for your mail and also your insult to my personality and company."
Baiting Record:
Trophies - 128 | 4 AM Airport Taxi - 6
- Sierra Leone to Nigeria - "...please help me ,you brought me here to NIgeria.take me out."
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persephone
Baiting Guru
Joined: 05 Jun 2006
Posts: 2846
Location: land of cloggies
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Wed Apr 04, 2007 8:05 pm |
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Well done B, great bait |
_________________ a strange idiot tracked you down on arrival you moved with him like a christmas goat to a strange hell hotel and gave him paper or what you call money my ass. - J3ff Rich4rds
14 months and counting
I HAVE SEEN THAT YOU LOVE DOG SEX, LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU CAN COME TO AFRICA I WILL TAKE CARE OF YOUR HOTEL EXPENSES AT LEAST TO SATISFY THE DOG'S URGE - some banker
loads
x46 3x 2x 2x 2x 3x 9x 3x 2x 4 days of travel - 7 days stuck in airport |
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Eliza_Doolittle
"Warned for lad hugging"
Joined: 16 Mar 2006
Posts: 1979
Location: Contemplating a plan to steal Shiver's cat
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Wed Apr 04, 2007 8:11 pm |
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Should sally call him and calm him down? If so - send me a PM
BTW - congrats on the safari |
_________________ Uch3nna - 222km Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin
M4rtins Uzo - Lagos to Abuja "l have spent money,time,took risk to travel all the way from lagos to abuja to meet you.(8 good hours on board)."
Ed - Port Harcourt to Kaduna
vLad's ebay auction states "Wonderful seller! Thinks "out of the box" to get item to you."
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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/MrsRobinson419"> Click to see the videos Ed sent me.</a><br>
<A href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/index.html"> Eliza's lad quotes, photos, and audio files</a>
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*this sig icon has been censored* <br><a href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/809104_ML.pdf" > click here</a> for a Bank Account Transfer Form.
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The False Italian
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Joined: 10 Jan 2004
Posts: 3779
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Wed Apr 04, 2007 9:08 pm |
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Stunt mugu wrote: |
you have made me the most confused person on earth |
I wonder what will happen if he tries to cash a fake money transfer without proper ID in a foreign country. |
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mathias
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Feb 2005
Posts: 4187
Location: Germany
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Wed Apr 04, 2007 9:34 pm |
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Great stuff bombardier!
Please help the poor guy out with some WU money so they don�t beat him up for not paying the room at the Ambassador Hotel |
_________________ x10 x3 x5
x4 (2 MIA) x lots
BASTARD !!! U JUST DEY MAKE ME SPEND MONEY SEND CHECKS TO NON EXISTING PLACES OL BOY NO TRY ME AGAIN OH ABEG JUST FUCK OFF MAKE I WORK COLLECT MONEY..
go screw your mother fucking uncircumcised rotten dick on your bedroom wall and die slow *DELETED* because you don't even worth a second out of my time
now you have taken me to a far area from my place ... I have to sleep under the bridge today ...
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Slightlyoutofit
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 14310
Location: Foraging for Nuts.
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Thu Apr 05, 2007 6:43 am |
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Nice one Bomb.
Who's the "fall guy" now? |
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God will see you true for all this you have done to me you bastard. - Collins Kalu
MAY THE HAND THAT TYPE ON KEYBORD BECOME STRICKEN AND TRANSMIT VIRUS TO YOU ENTIRE BODY. - Dr Linda Akeem
oh what a mess its time cabbage punks like u will be expose for trully what they are. - David Cole |
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marty
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 31 Oct 2006
Posts: 63
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Thu Apr 05, 2007 12:06 pm |
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great work |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Thu Apr 05, 2007 1:06 pm |
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I still cannot get enough of this bait. It is simply amazing. |
_________________
Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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bombardier
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Joined: 02 Jan 2006
Posts: 2021
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Thu Apr 05, 2007 2:12 pm |
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Just in, he,s still stuck in Zimbabwe and apparently dying.
A bit long winded but if you think you,re having a shitty day just spare a thought for Jackson
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You are not listening to me, did you make any booking with the ambassador hotel or not? If yes which names did you used in making the booking? I am still here in Zimbabwe tell me let me find out if those names will be in the hotel computer.
In your email you said we will leave for Kenya by Wesday and I arrive here on Tuesday night, so what you guys where never there, cos of you I lost my passport and the rest of the money with me, if you are really kind enough why don�t you send me money with the name I gave you to enable me get out of here, give me one good reasons why I should not doubt every thing you are saying I was big fool believing you ,the number you gave me till this day never rang still I have been call it, tell me why you should give me a number that is always on voice mail.
If the transfer is real then leave it and let it prove you innocent of all the acquisition I have done on you, you said you have children I am very sure if any body this to your kids you will love to kill that person but see what you put me through now.
It will be good if you kindly just open up for me and tell me the truth that you just made a fool of me and not to still stand there and say that you guys are in Kenya now the question is why did you just tell me to move to Kenya direct as you have instructed before what is the need of coming here to zim and later said you guys has gone.
This is the land line of the lady that keep me in her house now
00263xxxxx and this is her call number:00263xxxxxx be a man and make the call now prove yourself as you have always sound on the email ,a man that takes no nonsense do it make the call now and tell her you want to talk to me JACKSON.
I do not believe in all this stories of Sally and all that you go make the call, and send me the money to leave this country I am begging you, I know you don�t hear begging or take it cos I have been begging you all this time regarding my financial position but you never gave any helping hands but I am still begging you please send me money to leave this country I am stranded here I don�t have any money to go back to south Africa please.
I was hoping if I meet you guys my problem will be half way solve but right now I am in the deepest shit of my life, for the sake of Christ if not for me just do it for GOD and help me leave this country back to south Africa I need the money to leave here I beg you.
If ok I agree that I came to Zimbabwe late in case of next time you guys to should process my documents to the US and let me be with you there and in this case there will be no wasting of time.
I still believe in you and every thing cos I begin to wonder what on earth will make you treat me like this I have not done any thing to you that will warrant all this, people back in south Africa are laughing at me now, please prove them wrong, give me the mouth to talk back by you sending the money to leave this country Zimbabwe, you must be a rich guy since you have been into the stunt business for years as you said $500.00 will be nothing to you please I am dying here ,I was only trying to do what is good by listening to you and do the right thing since you have promise to help me, please prove that promise all I ask was to get back to south Africa and get a passport for myself and start all over again that is all I ask please.
If the transfer is real then let us wait and see it happen ten days in not 10 months, I am looking up to you in this critical condition.
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Stunt lad Part 1 Stunt lad Part 2 Amazing Jesus
Molson and Lee interview 09/03/07 / Molson and Lee interview 05/04/07 (With Eliza)
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Raoul Duke
419Eater is my life
Joined: 31 May 2006
Posts: 383
Location: Bat Country, Kingdom of Fear
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Thu Apr 05, 2007 2:15 pm |
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The False Italian wrote: |
Stunt mugu wrote: |
you have made me the most confused person on earth |
I wonder what will happen if he tries to cash a fake money transfer without proper ID in a foreign country. |
I think we should find out...
Or take up Howie's offer of going from Zim to Zambia.
Maybe Bob Mugabe hates Howie Munsen, as they faced each other 1-on-1 in hand to hand combat in the Bush War.
Howie is still a thorn in Mugabe's side and he has offered a bounty of $100,000 for Howie as he has been financing opposition leader, Morgan Tsvangirai. |
_________________ "FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKING MINISTRY.I DID NOT ASK YOU FOR MONEY I ASK YOU TO RECEIVE MONEY. SEND YOUR MONEY TO THE ABURIJANS"
"The walking sticks is a sign of prince hood. I am not blind."
".Take my word. I just got back from Luton Specialists Hospital. I shall return within the week for brain surgery. I am attaching my picture for your viewing. I unanimously contacted you because I want this money to be used as charity.
"I know little about cheese but you know here we do not put much emphasis on it.. |
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Inspector Gadget
Angel of unrealistic meetings
Joined: 20 Feb 2007
Posts: 6259
Location: Trumpton
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Thu Apr 05, 2007 2:28 pm |
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but right now I am in the deepest shit of my life, |
You are putting a dung beetle out of a job
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I begin to wonder what on earth will make you treat me like this |
we want the dung beetle back
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I have not done any thing to you that will warrant all this |
and neither have you had the chance to scam anyone else
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people back in south Africa are laughing at me now, |
Not just in South Africa
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please prove them wrong |
sorry, they aren't wrong
happens all the time in comedy
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I was only trying to do what is good by listening to you |
that'll teach you
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I am looking up to you in this critical condition. |
that'll be the burns on your leg |
_________________ x2 Co bait with Rumbero Sao Tome island to Gabon van donation
Co bait with Jayhawk and VJD. Stanley's bottle tour Aba to Lagos
Team Hector, airport in installments and St Louis to Kayes
Halil, Cotonou to Accra
+ Precious 10/08/11
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grown up man like him, still doing all this shit games - Stanley, (he doesn't like Parcel Direct)
You again do the strange reflections stuffed with drugs? - Natalia
x3 Hector 24/1/13 Moses 15th Oct 2011
x 2Mick Ole 11th Sept 2014-16 Asare Akuffo start 4th Aug 2014 |
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capt_kipper
Master Baiter
Joined: 14 May 2006
Posts: 139
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Thu Apr 05, 2007 2:32 pm |
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Bombardier, I think it's time to sign an account as Robert Mugabe and offer him amnesty (and a job), but obviously got some work to do.
Congrats on the hat. May it be the first of many. |
_________________ Agent K1m: And please,no Money gram this time,i have went through a whole shit with Money gram.
Jojo being fruity: let me give u a little of my self to u.
Nastya: You have not suffered after a meeting with a
bear??? |
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JMRazor
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2006
Posts: 7103
Location: Yes
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Thu Apr 05, 2007 2:37 pm |
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Mugabe could offer him some farmland that was recently "nationalized" and then he'd be all set.
That's definitely one of the best lad emails I've ever read. You should get a gold safari hat for that one. |
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____________________________ Pretty Prancing Pink Pony Master _____________________________
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Ginger Head
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Jan 2006
Posts: 1455
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Posted:
Thu Apr 05, 2007 4:17 pm |
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Beautiful. Just beautiful.
Can't wait to see how you persaude him to head on to Kenya.
Had to flee after being on receiving end of nasty politically motivated beating from Mugabe's henchmen? |
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rumbero
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Jun 2006
Posts: 3677
Location: All the Salsa Night Clubs
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Thu Apr 05, 2007 5:49 pm |
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I want to hire your mugu for my film It involves alligator wrestling
Can wait to see your mugu traveling. Movie stars always have to be on
the road.
Fantastic work. You are so kind |
_________________ Lagos to Tamale. Rev. Frank Lagos to Abuja
Lagos to Abuja Pr1nc3 F@w@z
Ghana to Benin's Simba Camp Joe C@rlton
Lagos to Ghana Opus Dei Templar
Nukuru to Mombasa 1,500 kms van donation
Co bait with SlowFreddy Sao Tome island to Gabon Lagos to Abuja Co, donation
YOUR WIFE WILL GIVE BIRTH TO A MONKEY, YOU ARE GOING TO SUFFER FROM EPILEPTIC,
LET YOUR MOTHER FUCK YOUR BEST FRIEND. LET YOUR FATHER FUCK A MAD STREET WOMAN, USELESS INTERNET FRAUDSTER. (barrister Dan )
I bet u , soon , u will be laying in a close casket ,
will make u understand that i'm a spiritual man (Makinwa the retarded mugu)
in juses name u will dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
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Eliza_Doolittle
"Warned for lad hugging"
Joined: 16 Mar 2006
Posts: 1979
Location: Contemplating a plan to steal Shiver's cat
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Thu Apr 05, 2007 6:08 pm |
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Here's what's going on with Jackson.....from the lady that he is staying with....
http://media.putfile.com/Sally-calls-the-lady-Jackson-is-staying-with
BTW I was disappointed because DoNaut was not loud enough - and you can't hear my hospital machine beeping in the background!!! GRRRRRRRRR |
_________________ Uch3nna - 222km Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin
M4rtins Uzo - Lagos to Abuja "l have spent money,time,took risk to travel all the way from lagos to abuja to meet you.(8 good hours on board)."
Ed - Port Harcourt to Kaduna
vLad's ebay auction states "Wonderful seller! Thinks "out of the box" to get item to you."
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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/MrsRobinson419"> Click to see the videos Ed sent me.</a><br>
<A href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/index.html"> Eliza's lad quotes, photos, and audio files</a>
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*this sig icon has been censored* <br><a href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/809104_ML.pdf" > click here</a> for a Bank Account Transfer Form.
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asiaguy
Elite Baiter
Joined: 14 Apr 2006
Posts: 1180
Location: Me Luv U Long Time
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Thu Apr 05, 2007 6:17 pm |
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people back in south Africa are laughing at me now |
Wrong again...global audience...
I fell on the floor reading that novel of hearbreak and I'm 8 hours away from South Africa by plane.
Please send him a nice juicy MG receipt for $500.00.
The global audience wants more!!!
Well done and I still say a pith helmet isn't enough for this treat of a read, watch and listen.
P.S. @Eliza...how on earth did you not spew into the phone for 5 staight minutes? I would have last about 10 seconds before cracking up....
"I don't want him staying in my house anymore..." Persona non Jackson |
_________________ You must be stupied and mad you bastard full she goat. (Charles Soludo)
Madam, is not your signature for Christ sack (Prince Tony Yobo William)
WOMAN YOU SMELL UR ASS SOON AND DIE LIKE RAT WAIT THERE (Barrister John Ola)
I will cock you in a bottle and add peper to your eyes while you will die (My lost love Lad...Morgan)
fuck off and never contact me any more get this insult to your entire family (Barrister Philip Nowoke after 9 futile trips to WU)
I don't know how you think they will be liking your asshole (Paul Mbecki - banker Lad)
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bombardier
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Joined: 02 Jan 2006
Posts: 2021
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Thu Apr 05, 2007 6:19 pm |
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Spooky Tooth
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 22 Mar 2007
Posts: 58
Location: Behind you...
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Thu Apr 05, 2007 8:03 pm |
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Would it be possible to get a link to the original 'stunt' bait here? I've tried searching both here and the letters archive for 'Bombardier' (love their ski-doos), 'stunt', 'stunt lad' and 'jackson' and cant seem to find it.
Sounds like pure comedy gold, grats for tying this scumbag up for so long and stranding him to boot! |
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bombardier
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Joined: 02 Jan 2006
Posts: 2021
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Thu Apr 05, 2007 8:07 pm |
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Spooky Tooth
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 22 Mar 2007
Posts: 58
Location: Behind you...
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Thu Apr 05, 2007 8:09 pm |
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My bad, I'm pretty sure you even mentioned that earlier in the thread. Reading the 'eater while working is not a good idea.
Still looking forward to the story, it sure sounds interesting enough considering you got him trying stunts and burning himself! Again, congrats. |
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budanzig
419Eater is my life
Joined: 30 Dec 2006
Posts: 267
Location: Flying low with a high velocity
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Thu Apr 05, 2007 8:27 pm |
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Bomb - there is no way that it isn't interesting. Between your 2 videos and Eliza's call, this bait is legendary!
Eliza - That was brilliant- like others have said, it's amazing that you didn't just die laughing hearing her confirm all the crazy things that have happened to Jackson |
_________________ Opie and Anthony - XM202/Sirius 197
Check out Jim Norton's new book - I Hate Your Guts |
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Rover
Site Admin
Joined: 13 Apr 2004
Posts: 16189
Location: North of the Limpopo
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Thu Apr 05, 2007 8:30 pm |
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Gnasher
Baiting Guru
Joined: 29 May 2006
Posts: 2849
Location: Centre Stage in the Theatre of Cruelty
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Thu Apr 05, 2007 11:58 pm |
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I know it's against the general policy but when Jackson finally gives up it would be SO tempting to burn him. Perhaps tell him he's won the lottery and all his money troubles are over? But I think there's plenty of mileage (literally?) left in him at the moment.
I'd hate to be in Jackson's shoes when he gets back to SA and that woman rips him a new one. |
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"you have to pay because he need to submit this form to the Federal Ministry Of Fancies" Barrister John/Mike/Richard Okeke
"they are in deed the swinders rotating about in the net and searching for whom they will stylishly defraud your belongings" A. Moron
"Please pray harder for God to guide and protect us during our travelling because flight airplane i observe is a very big risky" Abdul Karibu
"WE DOESN'T LIKE HOW DISOBIDIENT YOU ARE!" Coco Law Chambers
"BE INFORMED THAT YOU WILL INCUR DUMMERAGE AFTER 9 DAYS FROM TODAY" Burkina Faso Air Secure Air Service.\
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ChipmunkInTheSky
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 29 Mar 2007
Posts: 5
Location: Somewhere in New England...
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Fri Apr 06, 2007 12:09 am |
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Has anyone ever gotten a mugu from eastern South Africa (Pretoria, Durban, Johannesburg, etc) to go to Maputo in Mozambique? It's not too terribly far, but I for one feel that a country with an automatic weapon on it's flag is a perfect destination for a safari. Just my two cents. |
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