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Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 5:26 pm

Congrats! That helmet looks nice on you. Wear it proudly...

Great Siggy material:

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sir If you want to punk me why not just do it to me

Be careful there... sounds like your lad is coming out of the closet.

Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 8:05 pm

Well done B, great bait clapping

Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 8:11 pm

Should sally call him and calm him down? If so - send me a PM

BTW - congrats on the safari

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Stunt mugu wrote:

you have made me the most confused person on earth

I wonder what will happen if he tries to cash a fake money transfer without proper ID in a foreign country. Twisted Evil

Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 9:34 pm

Great stuff bombardier! Very Happy

Please help the poor guy out with some WU money so they don�t beat him up for not paying the room at the Ambassador Hotel Twisted Evil

Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 6:43 am

Nice one Bomb.
Who's the "fall guy" now? Confused

Not quite a Newb Joined: 31 Oct 2006 Posts: 63

great work Laughing

Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 1:06 pm

I still cannot get enough of this bait. It is simply amazing.

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Just in, he,s still stuck in Zimbabwe and apparently dying.
A bit long winded but if you think you,re having a shitty day just spare a thought for Jackson Very Happy

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You are not listening to me, did you make any booking with the ambassador hotel or not? If yes which names did you used in making the booking? I am still here in Zimbabwe tell me let me find out if those names will be in the hotel computer.

In your email you said we will leave for Kenya by Wesday and I arrive here on Tuesday night, so what you guys where never there, cos of you I lost my passport and the rest of the money with me, if you are really kind enough why don�t you send me money with the name I gave you to enable me get out of here, give me one good reasons why I should not doubt every thing you are saying I was big fool believing you ,the number you gave me till this day never rang still I have been call it, tell me why you should give me a number that is always on voice mail.

If the transfer is real then leave it and let it prove you innocent of all the acquisition I have done on you, you said you have children I am very sure if any body this to your kids you will love to kill that person but see what you put me through now.

It will be good if you kindly just open up for me and tell me the truth that you just made a fool of me and not to still stand there and say that you guys are in Kenya now the question is why did you just tell me to move to Kenya direct as you have instructed before what is the need of coming here to zim and later said you guys has gone.

This is the land line of the lady that keep me in her house now
00263xxxxx and this is her call number:00263xxxxxx be a man and make the call now prove yourself as you have always sound on the email ,a man that takes no nonsense do it make the call now and tell her you want to talk to me JACKSON.

I do not believe in all this stories of Sally and all that you go make the call, and send me the money to leave this country I am begging you, I know you don�t hear begging or take it cos I have been begging you all this time regarding my financial position but you never gave any helping hands but I am still begging you please send me money to leave this country I am stranded here I don�t have any money to go back to south Africa please.

I was hoping if I meet you guys my problem will be half way solve but right now I am in the deepest shit of my life, for the sake of Christ if not for me just do it for GOD and help me leave this country back to south Africa I need the money to leave here I beg you.

If ok I agree that I came to Zimbabwe late in case of next time you guys to should process my documents to the US and let me be with you there and in this case there will be no wasting of time.

I still believe in you and every thing cos I begin to wonder what on earth will make you treat me like this I have not done any thing to you that will warrant all this, people back in south Africa are laughing at me now, please prove them wrong, give me the mouth to talk back by you sending the money to leave this country Zimbabwe, you must be a rich guy since you have been into the stunt business for years as you said $500.00 will be nothing to you please I am dying here ,I was only trying to do what is good by listening to you and do the right thing since you have promise to help me, please prove that promise all I ask was to get back to south Africa and get a passport for myself and start all over again that is all I ask please.

If the transfer is real then let us wait and see it happen ten days in not 10 months, I am looking up to you in this critical condition.

Jackson

Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 2:15 pm

The False Italian wrote:

Stunt mugu wrote:

you have made me the most confused person on earth

I wonder what will happen if he tries to cash a fake money transfer without proper ID in a foreign country. Twisted Evil

I think we should find out...

Or take up Howie's offer of going from Zim to Zambia.

Maybe Bob Mugabe hates Howie Munsen, as they faced each other 1-on-1 in hand to hand combat in the Bush War.

Howie is still a thorn in Mugabe's side and he has offered a bounty of $100,000 for Howie as he has been financing opposition leader, Morgan Tsvangirai.

Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 2:28 pm

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but right now I am in the deepest shit of my life,

You are putting a dung beetle out of a job

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I begin to wonder what on earth will make you treat me like this

we want the dung beetle back

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I have not done any thing to you that will warrant all this

and neither have you had the chance to scam anyone else

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people back in south Africa are laughing at me now,

Not just in South Africa

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please prove them wrong

sorry, they aren't wrong

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I am dying here

happens all the time in comedy

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I was only trying to do what is good by listening to you

that'll teach you

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I am looking up to you in this critical condition.

that'll be the burns on your leg

Master Baiter Joined: 14 May 2006 Posts: 139

Bombardier, I think it's time to sign an account as Robert Mugabe and offer him amnesty (and a job), but obviously got some work to do.

Congrats on the hat. May it be the first of many.

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 Mar 2006 Posts: 7103 Location: Yes

Mugabe could offer him some farmland that was recently "nationalized" and then he'd be all set.

That's definitely one of the best lad emails I've ever read. You should get a gold safari hat for that one.

Elite Baiter Joined: 03 Jan 2006 Posts: 1455

Beautiful. Just beautiful.

Can't wait to see how you persaude him to head on to Kenya.

Had to flee after being on receiving end of nasty politically motivated beating from Mugabe's henchmen?

Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 5:49 pm

I want to hire your mugu for my film Laughing

It involves alligator wrestling Cool

Can wait to see your mugu traveling. Movie stars always have to be on
the road.

Fantastic work. You are so kind Evil or Very Mad

Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 6:08 pm

Here's what's going on with Jackson.....from the lady that he is staying with....

http://media.putfile.com/Sally-calls-the-lady-Jackson-is-staying-with

BTW I was disappointed because DoNaut was not loud enough - and you can't hear my hospital machine beeping in the background!!! GRRRRRRRRR

Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 6:17 pm

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people back in south Africa are laughing at me now

Wrong again...global audience...
I fell on the floor reading that novel of hearbreak and I'm 8 hours away from South Africa by plane.

Please send him a nice juicy MG receipt for $500.00.
The global audience wants more!!! Laughing

Well done and I still say a pith helmet isn't enough for this treat of a read, watch and listen. bow_down

P.S. @Eliza...how on earth did you not spew into the phone for 5 staight minutes? I would have last about 10 seconds before cracking up....
"I don't want him staying in my house anymore..." Persona non Jackson Laughing

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Thanks Eliza clapping

Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 8:03 pm

Would it be possible to get a link to the original 'stunt' bait here? I've tried searching both here and the letters archive for 'Bombardier' (love their ski-doos), 'stunt', 'stunt lad' and 'jackson' and cant seem to find it.

Sounds like pure comedy gold, grats for tying this scumbag up for so long and stranding him to boot!

*** BANNED *** Joined: 02 Jan 2006 Posts: 2021

The fulll bait hasn,t been published yet mate, once its all over i,ll sit down and get it all together. Believe it or not its not that interesting Smile

Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 8:09 pm

My bad, I'm pretty sure you even mentioned that earlier in the thread. Reading the 'eater while working is not a good idea.

Still looking forward to the story, it sure sounds interesting enough considering you got him trying stunts and burning himself! Again, congrats.

Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 8:27 pm

Bomb - there is no way that it isn't interesting. Between your 2 videos and Eliza's call, this bait is legendary!

Eliza - That was brilliant- like others have said, it's amazing that you didn't just die laughing hearing her confirm all the crazy things that have happened to Jackson

Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 8:30 pm

Hope you get well soon Eliza! - Great job there! Laughing

Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 11:58 pm

I know it's against the general policy but when Jackson finally gives up it would be SO tempting to burn him. Perhaps tell him he's won the lottery and all his money troubles are over? But I think there's plenty of mileage (literally?) left in him at the moment.

I'd hate to be in Jackson's shoes when he gets back to SA and that woman rips him a new one.

Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 12:09 am

Has anyone ever gotten a mugu from eastern South Africa (Pretoria, Durban, Johannesburg, etc) to go to Maputo in Mozambique? It's not too terribly far, but I for one feel that a country with an automatic weapon on it's flag is a perfect destination for a safari. Just my two cents. Very Happy