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Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 10:32 am

^^^ Works for me. Make sure that you have the latest Windows Media player and the latest Quicktime player installed.
If you're on a MAC, you may need IE to hear it.

Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 11:48 am

^^ that probably explains it. Got Quicktime & Windows media player but didn't even bother to install IE. Looks like I'll have to boot up the old PC. Sad

edit: sorted - I was on the toilet, honest Very Happy

Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 12:30 pm

Chief Alex has called and managed to get ahold of the slackarse cleaning lady
http://media.putfile.com/chief-alex

@imike
Glad you got it sorted...I am no good at software probs.. Razz

Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 12:57 pm

He sounds a little wound up.
Who was he after? sounded like Ernie?

Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 1:45 pm

^^^ ya got me...I give up trying to translate and assume when someone gets an email complaining about the cleaning staff..then we will know where he belongs Laughing

Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 3:21 pm

Call coming from M@rc D@niels. He wants the WU info that is on the pink post-it note next to the telephone

He'll want Duy@r G3dd1t. when he calls.

Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 6:45 pm

Cheers for annoying Chief Alex vp.

Here's part of an email I just got off him:

Annoyed Lad wrote:

Thank you for your mail dated 4th March 2007, i have tried calling you so many times but each time i call you LUCKY picks the phone and wouldn't want me talk to you, today the same thing happened, i called your phone LUCKY picked and told me your where in the room, but i asked him to call you that it is very important i talk to you but he refused. I want to ask you one question, don't you like talking to people on phone?

Something you're not telling us vp? Wink

Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 7:50 pm

@GD
Hahahaaaa...now Lucky I can deal with..but 'he' Rolling Eyes

oh dear he has grassed up your lazy cleaning lady for being lazy Laughing

I have been abit busy today so only have a few notes on the lads and I am still the lazyarsed cleaning lady today, so you will have to collect your lads below and give them the attention they desire Wink

:

Phone lads me thinks?
http://media.putfile.com/phones2sell

Wants Martin and I aint bovvered about getting you..too much like work
http://media.putfile.com/martinnotbovvered

This one claims to be Barrister Williams
http://media.putfile.com/barr-williams

Ron Jeremy is getting some attention today
http://media.putfile.com/4ronjeremy1
http://media.putfile.com/4ronjeremy2

Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 9:02 pm

^^^ That was Ramon, my phone lad.
He's waiting for a Moneygram payment.

"Dont call too late or he'll be drunk"?

Laughing

Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 9:28 pm

Hey Slight
he has called back and I twigged to who he was....not much difference tho, I still cant be bovvered to find the recipt Wink

http://media.putfile.com/Paymentdetails

and now he has just called back again (well a different him..me thinks)
http://media.putfile.com/reallywantspayment

I reckon this just may be a long night...as they try and out think me Laughing

Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 1:51 pm

phones2sell is mine! Wheeeeeee!
He didn't did he?
I told him to ask about the pink post-it.
Tsk! I'll have to tell him to phone again.

Edit 1 : Sat 7th : above 2 are mine! Thanks very much.

Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 1:13 am

P3t3r Williams will be calling for the doctor.

Needs heavy slapping for questioning me.

Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 9:14 am

Hey VP, my lover Raymond will be calling soon. It's serious between us, so please treat him really nicely. He wants to meet me for a coffee and sexy times.
I know you will not dissapoint!
Thankyou girl x

Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 11:05 am

@VPM, you are really annoying my guy M@rc 0w3n :

Quote:

Dear Duy@r,
I called your personal phone but i dont know what is really going on okay.I called your phone and someone picked the phone without even saying a word,i must tell you that it's really disgusting okay when am not begging for money okay but i dont know what your staffs are up okay maybe they are playing on my intelligent or what.?Anyway it's left to you to do the job okay,kindly get the details for me okay,the reason why am been like this is because my Job is at stake if the money for the phones are not been paid by you because we already labelled your name on it okay and moreso it has been with the shipping company for some while okay.....

He even wants your e-mail address to contact you.
he is :
You spoke to him in the morning, and said to call back in the afternoon, hence the above message.

Keep up the good work

Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 2:24 pm

Vp, you might get a call from one or more folks looking for a solicitor named "M3ghann Pr0l1x."

She's in New York for a while. She's also kind of a bitch, and a little bit of a nympho. You might be her assistant, her co-worker, her lesbian lover, or whatever strikes your fancy. Just that Meghann can't be reached until she gets back.

You might inquire if they were able to download the passport. Twisted Evil

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Quote:

i have tried to call you, but it doesn't go through unfortunately. where are youlocated? please if you can provide the country code. is your phone a mobile phone or house phone? please let me know.

Quote:

i will like to talk to you today, but i want to know if the phone numbers you provided in mobile or house phone. please also let me know the country code.

My lad as in pm who might be heavily medicated. You see, he�s dying and really wants to talk to me Crying or Very sad

I of course told him to get his nurse to dial the number as he must be doing something wrong Laughing

Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 4:34 pm

You might be getting a call from a Mr. K3nny W3lls. He is expecting B0b Hu.mmy but I told him he would probably get my wife Wink

. I'm trying to set up a safari with him, but the place we are going to meet hasn't been decide yet.

Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 9:48 am

Calls for Ron Jeremy from 'Ramone'? I have spoken to him several times and he is TOTALLY inept. Firstly he keeps asking for 'you' for payment details when I clearly have them here on my desk as he has been told over and over again. Then in the 'ramone2' call he decides to insult me and ask if I have not been passing his messages to you and why have you not emailed him..bla bla, Well you know by now this kind of talk really pisses me off Wink

so I rather told him off for being insulting and he (still on script) just keeps repeting himself. then I told him to apologise he just keeps repeting his script. So me thinks that Mr Jeremy will not do business with such an unproffesional twit.
You can play that either way..slap him for being a total idiot and apologise and receive the numbers from me he really wants

Or blame me for being a snotty cow with an attitude and he must get past me by any means possible to speak to you..this may involve disguising his voice or sumfin

lemme know what cha want to do..as right now he has just called 3 more times and is hanging up on me like a lil boi, so maybe mention that you keep phone records Rolling Eyes

It's gonna be a long day!! Laughing

http://media.putfile.com/ramone2
http://media.putfile.com/ramone3

Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 10:02 am

@VPM. My phone lad M@rc 0w3n has been told to phone again tomorrow sometime, I've told him all my staff are to be sacked for ineptitude, so if you get to the phone before me its his fault for grassing you up, but I'm sure that you won't hold it against him. Wink

Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 10:59 am

Ahhhh yes that is your lad above ^^^^^ I thought he was saying Ramone Rolling Eyes

a different 'him' just called and then i got the mark O name...asked what he wanted you for as I have the payment dets and he hung up Laughing

ahhhh well I never was any good at making friends Laughing

Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 11:48 am

Mark Owen is a rare gem indeed, never have I spoken to someone so F'in STUPID!! Laughing

He said he will talk to you so I dont get sacked and I asked him why he has not collected the money, and when he said he needed the number i FINALLY started to give it too him...OK, here it is 7.............. Then he says he will talk to you and hung up!! WTF

Guess he doesn't need the number afterall Rolling Eyes

http://media.putfile.com/markowen4

EDIT: he has just phoned back for the number..shame I am on my lunch now, he will call back in a hour Twisted Evil

Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 12:27 pm

Oh dear, tears rolling down me leg.
I've had 2 e-mails from him since the calls, 11:29 and 11:42.
One contains a brand new e-mail address from him :
me ritelectr onics_ac ctdepar tment@yah oo.co.uk
So I'm off to zap that one.

I think I'll have to send you on an inter-personal skills course so's you don't keep having these tantrums on the phone, you should be so sweet and nice with our suppliers (NOT! Twisted Evil

)

What do you think next?
Fake MTCN number or WUSecure forms?

Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 1:02 pm

I think the first lad is mine.
I've emailed him to tell him that payment will be sent on Friday.

The reason I "don't answer his emails" is because he's a phone lad and I've fried his last 3 addresses. I've had to tell him that I'm not sure, but my cleaning lady has a bit of an attitude when answering the phone. I've asked him to confirm her rudeness and then I'll probably have to dismiss her.
Of course, you'll have to wrk your notice out and in that time, he'll be calling again. I'm sure you'll want to speak to him about getting you fired. Twisted Evil

By the way, nice slap VPM.

Baiting Guru Joined: 17 Sep 2006 Posts: 5905

@VP

I'm desperately trying to get Prince Char1es to give you a ring, I'm acting like I think he is the real Prince of Wa1es and I know you would have some fun keeping up this pretence, I know you love talking to Prince's, asking about castles (etc) Twisted Evil

Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 1:26 pm

Mark has just called back and I have given him the control number of: 76511896 , although he seemed to want 9 numbers? I told him the recipt was abit hard to read..spilt coffee and such Wink

Then he wanted the senders name and since our office girl temp only works pattime I dont know how to spell her name which is maribella chowkowiski or sumfin..he will ask you for the spelling..and he wanted to know what zip code it was sent from?? have you given him one? we are in the UK right? I wasn't sure so I just did what comes naturally and started arguing Laughing

http://media.putfile.com/Markmtcn

he's gonna get real pissed off real soon..so lemme know the next move

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