Baiting while home alone with newborn

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Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 12:08 am

Hey folks I'm back again. Does anybody successfuly bait with a newborn in the house...any tips?

Cap419kicker

Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 12:12 am

^^^^ "newborn" as in "washed with the blood of the lamb" or "newborn" as in "puking all over your best shirt and filling up tons of diapers"? Wink

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I suggest letting the newborn hit the keys when writing to lads Laughing

Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 1:55 am

maybe I could send her diapers to the lads instead of checks...mugus gonna love that.

Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 2:18 am

That would be AWESOME. Almost worth the postage to send a lad a new "laptop" with that inside instead.

Just imagine the look on their face.

Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 2:55 am

But then some mumu down there might be into the whole fetish thing...but it might be worth a try though.

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Nope, not worth the try.. Funny idea, but would be very dumb to do.. major major fine for doing something like that Wink

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Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 3:04 am

I think I am going to stick with my 2 month old typing replies may make more sense thatn some of that lad speak.

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that would be the better plan.

Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 4:33 am

My advice would be don't let your newborn read any e-mails from the lads as it will set his education back years!

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@cpt Welcome back.

Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 7:48 am

Speaking from experience, jiggling a little one on your knee at 1.30pm whilst dealing with scammers while under serious sleep deprivation can make you a little nastier than normal. Not necessarily in a good way either.

Also helps add in spelling errors, bad grammar etc.

Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 10:36 am

Embrace the fact you only get 2hrs unbroken sleep max per 24hrs and use your 'up time' to bait lads productively in a semi-psychotic state of mind.

Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 10:55 am

Use it as a time to 'understand' your child.
Everytime babe gurgles a new word, you have to fit it into a sentence for your mugu.
Hours of fun!

Congrats on the nooby happy crowd

Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 6:54 pm

Thanks for the well wishes. I gto to come home early from work. Working on the mass insult bait with devguy and stuff. Perhaps baby will help chop some lads later.

Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 4:53 am

i'll have to remembr that "newborn emails" idea when mine comes along.

Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 10:11 am

I let my puppy do the typing. Chihuahua fruit bat creature. My avatar scares the poop out of him though.

Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 3:03 am

Infant update. Baby cap419 sent out her first emails tonight. Will post replies if at all possible. Mugus not realy biting for me as of late.

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