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From Jackson my stunt lad

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Date: Wed, 4 Apr 2007 04:12:54 -0700 (PDT)
From: jackson emewakeme <[email protected]>
Subject: MY SITUATION HERE
To: colt seagers <[email protected]>
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Hello Mr.Colt,

How could you do this to me, what have I done to you to deserve this problem that you put me in right now? Why do you deceived me so bad like this, I lost my money my passport my Walsh at the border only to get to the new ambassador hotel you guys are not there they check their computer there where no body like you guys, now I am stranded in Harare wondering around with no money on passport I was detainee by the border post for not having a visa to the country I bribe my way through only to get here.

Sir, why did you do this, what is this all about? the payment slip that was sent to me was never stamp by the bank so this is all a punk to me, and the hotel booking which you said you did for me in the new ambassador hotel was never done, sir If you want to punk me why not just do it to me and never let me come down here to Zimbabwe.

I have brought invited people to come and take a look at what is going on now and they all say it�s a fake since in your website there is no address or contact numbers, sir you have won over me, if you have a heart I want you to arrange $500.00 to me in Zimbabwe to get me back to Johannesburg. Please I beg you, you must try to make this payment via western union in the name of the lady am staying in her house right now

CHIDO xxxxxxxxxxx

(OFFICE)
263 � 4 -33xxxxx
263 � 4 � 30xxxxx

MOBILE PHONE
263 � 912 � xxxxx

ADDRESS
19 xxxxxxxxx
SENTOSA
HARARE .

So you have the details now, prove yourself that all this is for real, you have made me the most confused person on earth.Mr.Colt how could you do this? Is this a test or some thing? making me leave south Africa to another country and not to meet you as you claim this is insane, I have not eating for two days now cos I don�t have money no sleep for two days

Please just send me the money that will get me back to Johannesburg south Africa today in the above name that is sent to you.
Bye.

Jackson Exxxxxxxx :

Miles: 608.93
Kilometers: 979.95
And 1 border
Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 04 Jan 2006 Posts: 3193

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inetnum: 196.44.176.0 - 196.44.191.255
netname: CABSNET2003
descr: Central Africa Building Society
descr: Corner Fourth Street Central Avenue
descr: HARARE

Get your hat; you've pulled.
clapping

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no money on passport

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

Sorry Bombardier, the IP shows he is still in South Africa Sad

, only joking mate Laughing

, nice one, lads is well and truly up shit creek, send him a paddle by courier Laughing

, try this in your sig:

Code:

:pith:

Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 11:56 am

Many congrats, and get that hat in your sig! Very Happy

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I have not eating for two days now

And congrats for making him go hungry for a couple of days. Any chance you could make it longer next time? Twisted Evil

Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 12:13 pm

@Bomb.
Well yeeeeehahhhhhhhhhhhh!

And he lost his Walsh at the border. Question

One crispy fried p*ssed off lad to go!

Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 12:18 pm

Nice one!

Be sure to let him know about the problem your charter flight had, and send him the $500 he needs right away!

Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 12:22 pm

If he's that hungry tell him to eat his own leg - he already BBQ'd it. Well done!!

Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 12:23 pm

Bonzer one sport!

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 Mar 2006 Posts: 7103 Location: Yes

He's broke but he has $ for internet time??

In any event -- great job on the safari. He's truly pathetic! Laughing

*** BANNED *** Joined: 02 Jan 2006 Posts: 2021

Hehehe, the emails are coming in thick and fast now Laughing

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I am a guy trying to do what is right, live a normal life like every one else , but if all this is just a joke then you just made me an anima other wise I will appreciate it if you transfer the money today to enable me get back to south Africa tomorrow since you guys where never found, all the talk about victor Finley chuck stone and sally are all stories, the night I received the call from Finley I knew it was you finley never knew me and he called me like he has been talking with me for long,any way do what is right and send me the money to go back to south Africa otherwise you have created a monster

Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 12:42 pm

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send me the money to go back to south Africa otherwise you have created a monster

Oh errrr Dr Frankenstein.......

Not quite a Newb Joined: 24 Feb 2007 Posts: 31

Haha, he really sounds like he is suffering.

Thumbs up

Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 1:30 pm

A Pith Helmet?????

Is that all???
This Lad has been tormented, abused, set on fire (twice), hit in the head, jumped off a roof, mangled...???

How about a Red Cross Shield, a semi skull and cross bones, a pith helmet and a special "one of a kind" shield reserved only for those who have created magic with a lad... Laughing

Well done @bombardier and very well deserved. I would definitely buy you copious amounts of cocktails at the bar for this one.... Laughing

Pure entertainment well worth the price of admission.

Now...how about 100,000 frequent Lad travel miles from @Jojo's travel as a bonus for the Lad.... Laughing

Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 1:35 pm

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So you have the details now, prove yourself that all this is for real

Brilliant. If you can do a little more to back it up, sounds like he's still hooked.

Baiting Guru Joined: 31 Jan 2007 Posts: 12237

Great job Bomb. Those video's were the best. And the radio interview was fun as well.

@asiaguy Something like this? I agree.

Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 1:50 pm

Fantastic!

Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 1:55 pm

@ Bombardier

You are turning out to be mean SOB. After all you did, you still sent him off on a safari Laughing

Don't you know this is be kind to your mugu month. Cool

Since your lad is now a stunt man, Tell him to use a long pole to jump the border Laughing

Fantastic bait clapping

Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 2:42 pm

Kudos Bombadier Laughing

Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 2:53 pm

Great work on the videos and on this lad. Asia guy is right, you deserve more than a pith helmet. What about one for creating a monster.

Baiting Guru Joined: 31 Jan 2007 Posts: 12237

^^ @ Connie. Or something like this for getting a video. It does not happen that often and should be recognized.

Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 3:05 pm

Have one of these on me when you try on your new hat. Very Happy

Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 3:41 pm

Walsh, don't leave home without it.....

(wallet???)

Good going, Bomb....

Wink

Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 3:50 pm

great stuff bombardier. that email is filled with gold. Laughing

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so this is all a punk to me

ashton kutcher couldnt come up with something like this.

Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 4:54 pm

Bomb, that is priceless. How could you do that to your lad? Send him an extra $500 from me.

But seriously, the lad has actually gained from this experience, he's travelled and they do say that travel broadens the mind. Personally, I've always found travelling to be fun and extremely educational.

Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 5:05 pm

Poor lad!

I think Colt's old friend and cousin Howie to now come to the lads rescue.

Howie has been helping people who Colt has conned (as Colt lost the plot a year or so ago from one too many bangs to the head). Unfortunately Howie has only found out about the poor lad in Zimbabwe and would like to help straight away.

Howie has loads of money to help out Colts victims but unfortunately as President Mugabe doesnt like him (Howie sounds a bit too much like Mugabe or something) he can't come to Zimbabwe. He will meet him in neighbouring Zambia with $50000 retribution though!!

(Sorry I'm at a bit of a loose end this afternoon)