Scam bait manual for begginners. Good idea ?

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Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 8:37 am

Just a suggestion !
Do you think it could be good to create a scambait manual for new comers where we will some advice found on this forum. Forum is good idea to talk and exchange idea but the information is completly spread and they is no organisation.
Sure there are the basic advices and the sticky (very useful Wink

) but probably many ideas can be collected and include in a document

The advantages are
- save time of new comers during training period
- It can become too a reference for all baiters.
-....

In another way, perhaps it is dangerous if Lads discover it :p

Well, no so easy problem. What do you think about it ?

Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 8:41 am

I think such a manual would dampen things like independent thinking, imagination and phantasy. There is no "right way of baiting", make sure you don't give out any traceable details and then go and try to waste as much of their time as possible doing whatever springs to your mind. A lad twigs? Try another!

Invent stuff, make it up as you go, try out things, see what happens...share your results.

Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 8:44 am

I thought about it too... Well, bait is more an art that a technic . Smile

Master Baiter Joined: 15 Mar 2006 Posts: 193

On the face of it, it sounds like a great idea.
However, with things the way they are, you'll read loads of 'unrelated' stuff which you'll stumble upon. This leads to a much broader understanding than you'd otherwise get.
Many a time I used to start reading the stickies only to end up rolling on the floor after following some link and reading yet another crazy bait.
Its also more fun.

Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 8:49 am

Beginners Manual

1 Bait safe
2 Obey Don
3 go with the flow
4 Get a mentor
5 Read the stickies
6 Read the other postings
7 See 2
8 Use the search facility
9 Use Google
10 Don't worry about errors, blame your lad, global warming, sunspots etc.
11 Don't worry about losing your lad, learn, rinse, repeat
12 Go and have a cup of tea.
14 Don't rush
15 What happened to 13?
13 Ah here it is
16 Keep your e-mails short and sweet, don't do all the work
17 What, like you are?
18 Yes
19 Obey Don
20 Don't panic
21 Don't be afraid to ask questions (See 4)

Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 10:13 am

13 Baiting a lad is a bit like making love to a beautiful woman. We all do it differently, but the end result is usually the same.

I read the Karma Sutra once. They have to be kidding right?

Not quite a Newb Joined: 31 Oct 2006 Posts: 63

does anybody have a british passport template? i'm gonna have a stab at making one, or if anybody wants to help me out i'd appreciate it Very Happy

Master Baiter Joined: 15 Mar 2006 Posts: 193

I'd suggest two things:
1. Start your own thread
2. Don't send any passports or similar to a lad, he can recycle them

Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 11:18 am

Hi doko,

Maybe a good idea on your part.

Did you major in creative writing/literary syntax in college? If you did, perhaps you can write the manual by yurself. Big money to be had, you might even get to be 'on Oprah'---and it makes me weak in the knees to contemplate that.

cheerz, jervis tetch

Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 12:06 pm

Tommo Shanter wrote:

but the end result is usually the same.

One falls asleep and the other feels slightly dissatisfied?

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 Mar 2006 Posts: 7103 Location: Yes

SlowFreddie -- you forgot: "PM Don with all questions, large and small. Best to ask twice to make sure he got the first one."

Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 12:43 pm

Yes. I have an autosuspend script running on my inbox.

Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 12:46 pm

^^^Tommo--

I started reading it from the end first but never finished/started. They had a cig after boinking, he promised to phone her, but what-all before? Never mind. LOL.

cheerz---jervis

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 Mar 2006 Posts: 7103 Location: Yes

^^^^

He really is back! Shocked

Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 2:08 pm

Jervis Tetch wrote:

... boinking,---

Is that the same as bonking but on a water bed?

Right click over the word bonking in the spell check facility and you get some interesting alternatives. I think I've done all of them! Shocked

Quote:

[Edit]Sorry for the duplicate post. Can't delete it.

Sorted. TS

Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 2:17 pm

On the plus side, a manual might be a much easier way to implement an Auto-baiter.

Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 2:29 am

I like the idea of auto-bait. Razz

Computers baiting lads Laughing

We can create then the longstr computer bait competition Laughing

About the manual, I don't have special skill for writting. As you noticed, english is not my first language, so, not possible for me to write such manual in english Rolling Eyes

I another way, write it in the same way that "Gaslight: how to drive you ennemy crazy ? " giving some advices or some current used technic for baiting without forget to precise that readers are sure free (and encourage it) to create his own baiting way. Could be fun.

Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 2:36 am

Quote:

I like the idea of auto-bait...

Watch its birth HERE

Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 2:42 am

Tommo Shanter wrote:

... I read the Karma Sutra once. They have to be kidding right?

No. Why do you think so? Wink

Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 3:49 am

@KD

Isn't sex God's joke on humanity, and the Karma Sutra his blueprint? Still, I suppose it beats the alternatives.

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