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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Sat Mar 31, 2007 2:40 pm |
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Luther Blissett
Elite Baiter
Joined: 06 Sep 2005
Posts: 1029
Location: Watford, Middle East
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Sat Mar 31, 2007 2:44 pm |
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Don
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 May 2004
Posts: 3045
Location: Italy, 87.2.222.132
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Sat Mar 31, 2007 3:05 pm |
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That was exactly my idea, Luther. Have a lad design a really nice little garden would occupy him for a while. Obviously he'd need a detailed description on how to arrange everything. I'm in the process of nicking a few ideas from this here site: http://www.gardenafrica.org.uk/
Apart from that I want a lad to explain to me why my lemon tree will lose all their leafs in spring (and not in winter as one might suppose) and what I can do about it. |
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benjaminbunny
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 May 2006
Posts: 3534
Location: escargotland
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Sat Mar 31, 2007 3:22 pm |
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Don
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 May 2004
Posts: 3045
Location: Italy, 87.2.222.132
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Sat Mar 31, 2007 3:51 pm |
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mugu_cultist
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 02 Apr 2004
Posts: 857
Location: Deep 13
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Sat Mar 31, 2007 3:52 pm |
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My wife is heavily involved in a couple of different horticultural societies, so I know more about gardening than I really care to |
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Don
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 May 2004
Posts: 3045
Location: Italy, 87.2.222.132
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Sat Mar 31, 2007 3:54 pm |
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Can she tell me why my avocado plant would grow 10 yards high but not bear fruits and whether electrical heating would help? |
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mugu_cultist
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 02 Apr 2004
Posts: 857
Location: Deep 13
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Sat Mar 31, 2007 3:58 pm |
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^^ I'll ask |
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Donato
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2007
Posts: 2922
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Sat Mar 31, 2007 4:35 pm |
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Me and LGUK were gonna go for a vegetable garden to feed the "common man" but the mugu was too feckin' lazy to answer emails... |
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rumbero
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Jun 2006
Posts: 3677
Location: All the Salsa Night Clubs
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Sat Mar 31, 2007 5:51 pm |
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@ Don: You need two avocado trees. Your tree won't bear fruit because he needs to make woopy with another avocado. |
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Rodus
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Dec 2006
Posts: 3685
Location: Back under the cold shower
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Sat Mar 31, 2007 5:53 pm |
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Here you go Don, everything you never wanted to know about avocados
http://whatscookingamerica.net/avacado.htm |
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Corona
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Joined: 21 Sep 2006
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
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Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Tue Apr 24, 2007 11:05 am |
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Personally, I just wish they would all fork off and get a proper job, so I can have my life back.
Maybe somebody could get them to do some Guerrilla Gardening (Google it) on a roundabout on a particularly hazardous highway, or get them dig a 6 foot hole and then bury themselves in it holding an RIP sign. |
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