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JWWalker
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 27 Mar 2007
Posts: 1
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Fri Mar 30, 2007 8:16 pm |
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Is there any way to contact Shiver Metimbers and tell him he's the greatest man alive? That thing where he got the guy to tattoo "Bated by Shiver" on his arm should have netted him a Nobel prize. |
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Rodus
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Dec 2006
Posts: 3685
Location: Back under the cold shower
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Fri Mar 30, 2007 8:22 pm |
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I do believe he hangs around here occasionally and sometimes may even post the odd pearl of wisdom (or is that a pearl of odd wisdom ) on these very forums. Welcome to the eater. No doubt Don will soon be along to give you a hug and words of advice.
Edit: Unless I beat him too it "bait safe, use gmail and fastmail" |
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u can keep sending money to Gomer and leave me alone - Agent Smith cracks up
Lou1s Mar1on - Lagos to Accra (satellite IP) - "so, what i need to do to get out of these place?"
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Baldrick
Master Baiter
Joined: 15 Mar 2006
Posts: 193
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Fri Mar 30, 2007 8:25 pm |
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A Nobel prize?? Surley not!
As for finding him, I'm sure if you emailed him, he's be only too happy to meet you at a location 5,000 miles away, and not turn up |
_________________ Ben fool, I think I have heard enough of this, I will tell you how stupid and idiocy you are later. Just give me some days. (Dr. Lowell)
idiot (Dr. Lowell 7 weeks later)
I'm Still your friend, we are not enemies, but you sound like a professional fraud man or FBI. (Freeborn Moses)
we build relationship and watch it going up am a woman i need you to be at peace first not so wild like animal. (Mrs. Elizabeth)
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Nanny Ogg
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 2628
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Fri Mar 30, 2007 8:32 pm |
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persephone
Baiting Guru
Joined: 05 Jun 2006
Posts: 2846
Location: land of cloggies
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Posted:
Fri Mar 30, 2007 8:34 pm |
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The only way to reach Shiver is to send him an email. Now, you must understand that a man of his importance only read the really important emails. So to make sure he reads your mail, please make sure that you type in ALL CAPS. I would suggest a nice introduction, such as:
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DEAR LOVED ONE, GREETINGS IN THE NAME OF JESUS, THIS LETTER MAY COME AS A SUPRISE TO YOU........ |
Welcome to Eater JWW, read up, then grab a lad and join in on the fun. And in the absense of Don: big hug and bait safe. Need a gmail addy - PM Don. |
_________________ a strange idiot tracked you down on arrival you moved with him like a christmas goat to a strange hell hotel and gave him paper or what you call money my ass. - J3ff Rich4rds
14 months and counting
I HAVE SEEN THAT YOU LOVE DOG SEX, LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU CAN COME TO AFRICA I WILL TAKE CARE OF YOUR HOTEL EXPENSES AT LEAST TO SATISFY THE DOG'S URGE - some banker
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JMRazor
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2006
Posts: 7103
Location: Yes
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Fri Mar 30, 2007 8:40 pm |
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That's the public Shiver. Admired by all, beloved by many.
Here, you get the private Shiver. A real "tosser" as the Brits say. Always flittering around drunk, hitting on the ladies, having his minions (called the "Mods") stomp you to within an inch of your life if you don't buy at least 5 copies of his book. I mean it's getting a bit mu...ummm, hi there KD...oh and Don...why you even brought Stargate with you....whuhh...whuhh....what's with the goat.....no...no...NOOOOOOOOOo |
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Fri Mar 30, 2007 8:43 pm |
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There really isn't a 'Shiver metimbers'.
The Mod team takes turns pretending to be him- this week it's NN and next week it will be Lotta.
You can tell if you read his posts that different people are posting as him.
I'm not supposed to say anything, but I can't abide living this lie anymore. |
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Fakers: many, many, lots; an SSL and a couple of Resellers.
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Fri Mar 30, 2007 8:45 pm |
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I was just walking by the PWT and saw JMRazor lying on the ground all beat up with a goat pacing back and forth.... What did I miss? |
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Fri Mar 30, 2007 8:47 pm |
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Welcome JWW. Nice first post. You will regret it in a year's time when it comes back to haunt you.
As far as contacting the great man goes, he does occasionally do book signings in Waterstones. He's the one in the reverse balaclava and safari combat gear, next to the body art section. |
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Chester
Elite Baiter
Joined: 31 Oct 2003
Posts: 1150
Location: Scotland
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Fri Mar 30, 2007 9:44 pm |
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JWWalker wrote: |
Is there any way to contact Shiver Metimbers and tell him he's the greatest man alive? |
Interesting first post. Not sure if sucking up is the way to go though. |
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Rover
Site Admin
Joined: 13 Apr 2004
Posts: 16189
Location: North of the Limpopo
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Fri Mar 30, 2007 9:45 pm |
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Shiver Metimbers
419Eater Admin
Joined: 30 Sep 2003
Posts: 7469
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Fri Mar 30, 2007 9:59 pm |
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I wouldn't bother. He takes ages to answer, and usually writes gibberish. |
_________________ Roland Koffi: "Please my name is not Ahoy Matey. thakyou..."
Wilson Madu: "I will condom you to a painful death..."
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Don
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 May 2004
Posts: 3045
Location: Italy, 87.2.222.132
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Fri Mar 30, 2007 10:01 pm |
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It's important that you use fastmail.fm or gmail because they will strip your IP. Ask for a mentor and read the stickies! Welcome and thank you for joining 419Eater!
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lotta
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jun 2005
Posts: 13613
Location: 2 Speckled Cct Springfield Lakes QLD 4300
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Fri Mar 30, 2007 10:10 pm |
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Welcome to eater JWWalker |
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it wasn't me
Elite Baiter
Joined: 18 Feb 2007
Posts: 1043
Location: sitting in the corner drinking wine, eating cheese
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Fri Mar 30, 2007 10:14 pm |
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@Rover - That is absolutely, without doubt, the best avatar I have seen up to date.
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Shiver Metimbers
419Eater Admin
Joined: 30 Sep 2003
Posts: 7469
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Posted:
Fri Mar 30, 2007 10:35 pm |
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Chewing the cud as usual...! |
_________________ Roland Koffi: "Please my name is not Ahoy Matey. thakyou..."
Wilson Madu: "I will condom you to a painful death..."
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Rover
Site Admin
Joined: 13 Apr 2004
Posts: 16189
Location: North of the Limpopo
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Fri Mar 30, 2007 10:39 pm |
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Shiver Metimbers
419Eater Admin
Joined: 30 Sep 2003
Posts: 7469
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Posted:
Fri Mar 30, 2007 10:48 pm |
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Q'eee! |
_________________ Roland Koffi: "Please my name is not Ahoy Matey. thakyou..."
Wilson Madu: "I will condom you to a painful death..."
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BarneyGumble
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 04 Mar 2007
Posts: 73
Location: Halfway between Moe's and the Duff Brewery
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Posted:
Fri Mar 30, 2007 10:49 pm |
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I wouldn't bother. He takes ages to answer, and usually writes gibberish. |
I find that after a few hours at Moe's gibberish becomes a work of great genius handed down from on high by a divine being.
Hmmmm ..... perhaps Shiver is actually a God and we just need to add alcohomahol to understand him. I'll drink to that
Buuuuuuuuuuurp |
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YOU AND MR.MAX PAYNE ARE BIG FAT FOOL BUM HOLE ASS SHIT HEAD AND MR.MAX PAYNE
YOU MONKEYS SUCK FOOL
bastard idiote
also aware that this is not fraud as others do
MAY GOD PURNISH YOU ANIMAL |
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Rover
Site Admin
Joined: 13 Apr 2004
Posts: 16189
Location: North of the Limpopo
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Fri Mar 30, 2007 11:01 pm |
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DrWho
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Jan 2004
Posts: 5486
Location: Where ever I go, there I am
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Sat Mar 31, 2007 12:52 am |
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Shiver is like the wind; felt he can not be touched; looked for he can not be seen. He is a figment made up to confuse the unbelievers. |
_________________ "i think you people do not know whom you are talking of,i am not in any terrorist organization or planning any such of terrorist activities."
"i am not a terrorist and your america cia cna also investigate me."
"i am not a terrorist.send the shit stuff and let me get it fillied."
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Spudz
Elite Baiter
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 1173
Location: --4--
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Sat Mar 31, 2007 1:03 am |
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Who? |
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NIGERIA HE GOAT
IF YOU EVER SEND THIS TYPE OF THINGS TO MY EMAIL;; I WILL SHOW MY SELF TO YOU BASTAD NIGERIA HE GOAT....F*CK OFF AND DIE OF UNGER
YOU ARE SUCH A NONENTITY, I NEVER KNEW PEOPLE LIKE YOU STILL IN EXISTENCE. WHAT AN INGLORIOUS BASTARD ARE YOU?
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Gnasher
Baiting Guru
Joined: 29 May 2006
Posts: 2849
Location: Centre Stage in the Theatre of Cruelty
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Sat Mar 31, 2007 1:06 am |
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When I first found 419Eater I sent SM a typically gushing email and, bugger me, he replied! The rest is history.
Welcome JWW - you can check out, but you can never leave....... |
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Pantsface
419Eater is my life
Joined: 14 Sep 2006
Posts: 465
Location: In Your Pants!
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Posted:
Sat Mar 31, 2007 1:11 am |
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This is too confusing. JWW are my initials, and I use them in real life |
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DrWho
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Jan 2004
Posts: 5486
Location: Where ever I go, there I am
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Posted:
Sat Mar 31, 2007 1:37 am |
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Are you sure? Or is that what we what you to believe? |
_________________ "i think you people do not know whom you are talking of,i am not in any terrorist organization or planning any such of terrorist activities."
"i am not a terrorist and your america cia cna also investigate me."
"i am not a terrorist.send the shit stuff and let me get it fillied."
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"To Serve Man" |
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