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Bucky
Master Baiter
Joined: 06 Jun 2005
Posts: 231
Location: Knocking back a cold brew with my buddy, Charles Soludo
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Thu Mar 29, 2007 3:07 pm |
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Been baiting this lad for almost a year. Somehow the "I-need-money-to-run-an-orphanage" has morphed into a need for money to pay for various and sundry surgeries.
The latest:
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I need $10,000 for initail operation to reduce liquidity in my body, as of now I do not urinate anymore, so without aid I cannot remove the liquid in my body system, I will need to be removing the water level in my body through operation until I have my kidney replaced.
Now you will understand my situation, i take water without passing it out, it has make all my legs swollen with water, from my waist down.
Let me know what you can do, ... |
Ah, the baiting possibilities are truly endless.... |
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Captain Pike
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Dec 2005
Posts: 2579
Location: Starbase 11
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Thu Mar 29, 2007 3:14 pm |
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I think if he drills some holes in the bottom of the feet, he can drain some of that water off.
It worked in the cartoons anyway. |
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M.T. Head
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 20 Sep 2005
Posts: 79
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Thu Mar 29, 2007 3:46 pm |
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I think I'd need more detail before I'd even consider sending any moeny... |
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iMike
Elite Baiter
Joined: 21 Jan 2005
Posts: 1371
Location: Ministry of Serendipity
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Thu Mar 29, 2007 4:29 pm |
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Just needs a tap on the head.
sorry. |
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joanekaf
Master Baiter
Joined: 05 Mar 2007
Posts: 176
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Thu Mar 29, 2007 4:55 pm |
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it has make all my legs swollen with water, from my waist down. |
Science question!
How many legs does the nigerians have counting the ones waist down and the others above? |
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Pingu
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 01 Mar 2007
Posts: 69
Location: @rse end of nowhere !!!
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Thu Mar 29, 2007 5:08 pm |
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4X1X9
Baiting Guru
Joined: 17 Sep 2006
Posts: 5905
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Thu Mar 29, 2007 5:19 pm |
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Just when you think you have heard it all. |
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Kryall
Master Baiter
Joined: 22 Dec 2005
Posts: 211
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Thu Mar 29, 2007 5:30 pm |
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Naturally, you'll require photographic proof of his bloated appendages from the waist down (preferably nude). So many people try to commit health insurance fraud these days, so you'll need to see pics for medical documentation purposes. |
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Thu Mar 29, 2007 6:03 pm |
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Proof that his father mated with a camel perhaps ?
I think you need to get him to fill out a medical questionnaire - something with a nice fancy header and asking the appropriate questions about his misfunctioning todger. It may be he is just overdoing the self-abuse. |
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Borstal Boy
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 01 Apr 2004
Posts: 751
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Thu Mar 29, 2007 6:08 pm |
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OMG, can i please, please, please have a piece of this mugu?
[bitter jealousy] |
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Spooky Tooth
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 22 Mar 2007
Posts: 58
Location: Behind you...
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Thu Mar 29, 2007 10:22 pm |
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I am pretty sure that you can expect to be sent a copy of that picture of the black man with Elephantitis that went around the inboxes a couple of years ago on his reply to you, claiming that this is his sad disability. |
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JoeTam
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 16 Nov 2005
Posts: 2153
Location: Pulling foil arrows out of my head.
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Thu Mar 29, 2007 11:27 pm |
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Switch to Tequila. That water is bad for you. |
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joanekaf
Master Baiter
Joined: 05 Mar 2007
Posts: 176
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Fri Mar 30, 2007 2:40 am |
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OMG, can i please, please, please have a piece of this mugu? |
I think you could take one of his legs. He has too many |
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I am really shocked and almost in a state of confusion to hear about your boy friend's death.
I feel very pity and sorry for you and myself too because the news gave me a shock.
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nobody3
Master Baiter
Joined: 05 Aug 2006
Posts: 213
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Fri Mar 30, 2007 3:09 am |
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I think you could take one of his legs. He has too many |
please dont pull this mugus legs! RIP them APART! |
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thud419
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2006
Posts: 3193
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Fri Mar 30, 2007 8:37 am |
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The best dehydrating agent I know of is concentrated sulphuric acid, but I don't know if he should drink it or bathe the affected areas in it. |
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