The Saga of the Ex-CEO and the Artist(An ongoing tale)

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Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 5:18 am

From: [email protected]
Date: March 14, 2007
Subject: Strictly for Charity

URGENT - HELP ME DISTRIBUTE MY $12 MILLION TO HUMANITARIAN,

This mail might come to you as a surprise and the temptation to ignore
it as
unserious could come into your mind but please consider it a divine
wish and
accept it with a deep sense of humility.

I am Mrs Franca Donna and I am a 61 years old woman. I am a South
african
married to a Sierra Leonian. I was the President/CEO of CON OIL
INTERNATIONAL -an oil servicing company in johannesburg.I was also
married
with no child. My husband died 3years ago.

Before this happened my business and concern for making money was all I
was
living for and I never really cared about other people. But since the
loss
of my Husband and also because i had have no child to call my own, I
have
found a new desire to assist the helpless,

I have been helping orphans in orphanages/motherless
homes/humanitarians. I
have donated some money to orphans in Sudan, Ethiopia, Cameroon,Spain,
Austria, Germany and some Asian countries.

IN SUMMARY:- I have 12,000,000.00 (twelve million) U. S. Dollars which
I
deposited in a security company in Cotonou Benin republic as a family
treasure & artifiarts, please I want you to note that the security
company
does not know the real content to be money and I want you to
assist me in claiming the consignment & distributing the money to
charity
organizations,I agree to reward you with part of the money for your
assistance, kindness and participation in this Godly project. Before I
became ill, I kept $12 Million in a long-term deposit in a security
company
which I
declared as a fimily treasure & artifiarts.

I am in the hospital where I have been undergoing treatment for
oesophageal
cancer and my doctors have told me that I have only a few months to
live. It
is my last wish to see this money distributed to charity organizations.

Because my relatives and friends has plundered so much of my wealth
since my
illness, I cannot live with the agony of entrusting this huge
responsibility
to any of them. Please, I beg you in the name of God to help me collect
the
$12 Million which I deposit with the name of my late
husband as the next of kin because now due to my health the security
company
is demanding for a next of kin in other to get the money transfered in
other
to see that my last wish is accomplished which is sharing the money
among
charity organizations.

You are at liberty to use your discretion to distribute the money and
feel
free as well to reimburse yourself when you have the money for any
expenses
in distributing the money to charity organizations. I am willing to
reward
you for your assistance and kindness.

Kindly expedite action and contact me via email at [email protected]
immediately for more details.
May the good Lord bless you and your family.

Best Regards.
Mrs Franca Donna.

From: Ivonna Fawndull Oliver Breastisses
To: [email protected]
Subject: RE: Strictly for Charity
Date: March 15, 2007

Thank you very much for your intriguing letter. Alas, I regret to say that I will be unable to aid you at this time. The next six months are by the far the busiest time for my company; and I cannot give any time or energy to anything other than spending time in my studio, and attending exhibits and art shows.

Since you are the one that initiated the contact, I believe that you may know something about me. My name is Ivonna Fawndull Oliver Breastisses; I am an erotic artist, and the curator of the Cokanball Galleries, which are located in London, Paris, and Siscily; my galleries not only feature my own works, but also showcase works by artists that are not well known but produce exceptional compositions. If you know of anyone who fits my criteria concerning the world of eroticism, please have them contact me forthwith.

I am unable to help you at this time.

Regards;

Mrs. I.F. Oliver Breastisses

From: [email protected]
Date: March 15, 2007
Subject: Re: RE: Strictly for Charity

Thanks for being honest, but very unfortunate that i cannot help you with what you want due to my illness, because i don't have any other person left and moreover i am not in my country presently due to the stress i have being through since the death oif my husband, but if i am some how opportuned to come across your request, i will let you know, while in the same vain i am urging you to help me and find someone that will help me with my proposition from your own part of the world.
Thanks and may God bless you.
Mrs Franca Donna

From: Ivonna Fawndull Oliver Breastisses
To: [email protected]
Subject: RE: Re: Re: Strictly for charity
Date:3/16/07

Greetings, Franca, this is Ivonna;

I appreciate your prompt and timely response to my message. I hope that this finds you in good health and spirits. Upon recieving and reading your message, I have to say that I was deeply touched and moved by your plight. Now, bear with me, as an art curator and a mother, I do have many venues which I am able to employ to aid you in your cause.

So, what I am doing currently is thinking of a way in which I would be able to aid you; as I was moved by what you have divulged to me. While I am coming up with an avenue which I can proceed to aid you one hundred percent in your hour of need, what I am asking of you is very simple.

It would be most impressive to recieve a photograph of you; as it would please me to no end to be able to look upon the countenance of one such as yourself. All I am requesting is a simple and harmless photograph, scanned and e-mailed to my primary e-mail account, from which I have been contacting you from. If you are unable to procure a photograph which to send me, then a photocopy of your International Passport would suffice.

After I have recieved the photograph confirming your identity, then I will let you know which venue that I have chosen to take, by which to aid you from.

Lastly, I want you to know that I have taken great offence as to your statement concerning whether or not I am an upright and God-fearing citizen. If I recieve another such statement, then I will have to regret to inform you that I will be unable to aid you; which I do not wish to do. I assure you that I am an honest and upright, God-fearing woman. I follow one God, and I always stand within his shining light. All praises and glory be to the Great and Glorious God, Loki.

My best wishes for you and yours;

Ivonna Fawndull Oliver Breastisses

From: [email protected]
Date: March 16, 2007
Subject: Re: Re: RE: Strictly for Charity

Dear Ivona.

Once again i am delighted by the touch of your spirit after reading my mail, i want you to understand that my situation is like this in other to bring me in contact with some one like you through God's direction, i have gone though your mail and i believe you are speaking from the heart, i urge you not to blame me much for requesting to know about your honesty because i actually worked hard before coming up with the fund in question, and i hope you will be very grateful to God for blessing you with a child, but my own case was different though He knows the best, no one can question his decision.

like you requested, i have included my personal picture as an attachment as well as one of the pictures the Doctor took me while i was undergoing surgical operation in Asia some years back. i will like to tell you one thing in confident, my most proirity is to claim the consignment that contains my money from the security company, because according the my Dr my chance of living longer on earth here is very slim, my last wish is to have atleast 70% of the fund distributed among the less privillaged while the remaining will be for you as well as me if i am still alife.

So please we don't have much time left for this because according to the security company's lawyer, i must sign an affidavit on behalf of whoever i must present as my beneficiary to the deposited consignment, i want you to know that the security company doesnot know that the content of the consignment is money because i declared it as a family treasure and artifacts, so keeping this a secret is the most important option to get to the conclusion.

Meanwhile, presently i am in Cotonou Benin Republic of west Africa where i am undergoing treatment in one of the specialist hospitals, therefore i will like you to send to me your phone number and address so that i will call you as well as write a letter of authorisation on your behalf to the security company and also introduce you to my lawyer.

All my prayer is that God will give you the courage and the resources to assist me in accomplishing my last wish in jesus name Amen.
Thanks and God bless you.
Mrs Franca Donna.

From: Ivonna Fawndull Oliver Breastisses
To: [email protected]

Dear Franca;

I am very glad to hear that you were delighted in recieving my letter; as I have found that correspondance with you is very pleasing. As you can feel my spirit, I have to say that I believe that, by the grace of Loki, I have been allowed to feel yours, as well I am very pleased to hear that you have come to me through the direction and guidence of God; as that is one thing that I appreciate a great deal.

You are very correct in believing that I am speaking from the heart; as I have no reason to do otherwise. I do not blame you at all for requesting to know more about me; as quid pro quo is fair. I do believe that you toiled extremely hard to come up with the funds in question; and I am very grateful to Loki for blessing me with my son. It sorrows me to hear that you have no children of your own; however, you are correct in saying that Loki knows best; and no one can question His divine direction.

Thank you for fulfilling my request, and I appreciate it much more than you would ever know. I do not blame you in any way for desiring to procure the money as soon as you can; as you deserve to do so. It does trouble me to hear that your chances of walking on this plane of existence much longer is not very exponential; at the same time, I am gladdened to hear that you wish to donate a large portion of the consignment to those less wealthy than you and I. When the time comes for this, I do believe that you should recieve the larger portion of the remaining sum, because of what you have undergone.

I understand that we do not have alot of time left to complete this transaction, which makes perfect sense to me. I believe you are correct in saying that time is of the essence in this sense; and I have to tell you once again that it is a very honorable cause which you are striving for speed in. Believe me when I say that if anyone asks, the transaction under which we are proceeding is being done through family artifacts and heirlooms. As far as I am concerned; they do not need to know anything else.

Unfortunately, I will only be able to proceed upon our transaction through e-mail, for the time being. When I was a child, my hearing was damaged after a serious illness; and I was never able to regain my audial capacity. However, I am able to use a TextPhone. If you have access to a TextPhone ;then I will be able to speak to you, otherwise communication will have to be via email only; unless you prefer to send me documents via fax.

Ahh, you currently reside in the Cotonouu Benin Republic? I was contemplating opening a gallery there; as I currently have galleries in Italy, France, the Netherlands, and Russia. I believe it would be a quite interesting indeavor to hold an exhibit in West Africa, as well; as I believe that all cultures and all peoples have the right to be able to view magnificent works of art.

Now, I had one idea that would help to also raise funds for your cause. Bear with me, please, as this idea has just come to me a few hours ago, when I was able to confer with my husband via cellular telephone, while he was visiting his ailing father in the Netherlands.

This proposition is as follows; and I believe that it will not take very long for us to arrange: Mr. Kummaun Oliver Breastises (My husband) and myself have decided that in order to raise additional funds for you and your charities, it would be most lucrative if you were able to create or purchase a piece of African artwork. It does not have to be anything hard to create or purchase; perhaps a simple piece of tribal jewlry, a small sculpture of a native idol, or even a drawing; and ship it to me so that I could display it in my Parisian gallery (which brings in the most money) as a sign of goodwill. Of course, as soon as an individual were to purchase said cultural art, you would recieve 100% of the funds for the sale of said artwork. I swear to you by the Great and Glorious Loki in this.

In turn, I am also devising yet another plan that I will explain to you, when the time arrises, (which will be very soon), of another way to help you walk away much wealthier. I believe you understand that everything that we procure together, a large portion of it will go first to your charity, then 80% of the remaining funds will be for yourself; and I will keep 20% for myself. I do not need nor ask for a larger sum of money; as I believe in helping people far more than in procurement for my own personal gain.

Your prayers have been answered; as I believe that this will be a very lucrative arrangement; and the resources are being handed to me forthwith and without any problem whatsoever. I will walk with you the entire rest of the way; and I pray that Loki give you the courage and wisdom to see how my plan will indeed aid you.

Ivonna

From: [email protected]
Date: March 17, 2007

i am unable to read your long mails, don't forget that i am ill, are you willing to help in claiming the consignment or not, if yes send across you contact information if no, stop contacting me, your words are not true afterall, you are deaf and dumb and at the same time you spoke with your husband via cellular phone, you better wake up than trying to fool innocent person arround, please i don't trust you, thank you for all your effort. and by the way who is LOKI, some kind of IDOL or what? to hell with you and whoever he is
Mrs Franca Donna

From: Ivonna Fawndull Oliver Breastisses
Date: March 19th, 2007

Yes, I am still interested in helping. You will find all the contact information you need; along with my banking information, as follows:

Contact Number: 0 + 709+ xxx xxxx

Address:

IVONNA FAWNDULL OLIVER BREASTISSES
13023 COXUKER LANE BLVD SE
LONDON, UK, 8Z9B4173�

Banking information:

BITTEN AND HOOKED, INCORPERATED
23747 AESSY STREET, SW
LONDON, UK, 8Z9B4173�
ACC: 13371357
SWIFT: BITTENUK69
ACC: 1101169138720

--Mrs. Breastisses

From: [email protected]
Date: March 19, 2007

i did not request for your banking informations because i have nothing to do with it, all i requested from you is your ID so that i will get hold of you and feel free to release the certificate of deposit to you so that you will have right to contact the security company where my consignment is deposited as my beneficiary, and remember that i told you none of them knows that the content is money, i declared it as a family treasure, but before all these, i request you send to me your personal picture or international passport so that i will know who i am dealing with, atleast you have my pictures there with you right now. in a nutshell, contact my lawyer and discuss with him, his phone number is +229-93489534 you can email him as well [email protected] i have told him about you, i intorduced you as my sister and don't make any mistake about it. how can the beneficiary of your bank account be Mrs Franca Donna.

i am hoping to hear from you, if you realywant to help.
God bless you.
Mrs Franca Donna.

From: Ivonna Fawndull Oliver Breastisses
Date: March 22, 2007

I know exactly who the money in question belongs to; I have never doubted that. I am not trying to take advantage of you, and to think I would try to do so leaves me dumbfounded. I believe you do know your rights, and I am not trying to indicate that you do not. Yes, you have sent me your personal photograph, but I have never recieved anything in the form of a medical report. I have contacted your lawyer, and have yet to hear anything in return. In fact, I wrote your lawyer two days ago, to be precise. I am not trying to be rude in the way that I am phrasing this, so bear with me in this aspect. That is precisely why I am sending you my picture in this e-mail.

--Ivonna

((The picture in question is a photograph of Gigi Edgely, who played Chianna in Farscape))

From: Franca Donna
Date: March 22, 2007

hello.

i have recieved your mail and the content well noted, now listen i want to make one thing quite clear to you, this money in question belongs to me, dont use the fact of my condition to take advantage of me, i know my right, in this issue who is the bride and the bridegroom,i am the one to worried about your identity, i have even stupped two low to send you my personal pictures as well as my medical report in the name of what for christ sake, please you are adding sour to my situation, i don't have all these strength left in me to continue with this thats why i have contacted you based only on trust, like i have already told you, if you are capable of retrieving the consignment containing my money from the security company on my behalf which i know very well that you are, you musat follow by my instruction, the first one is to contact my lawyer, then you will have to send me your picture too before we can talk about passport.

Finally, i want you to understand that God have lead me to you to assist in gelping millions of motherless children on earth, i have done my own part, the remaioning is left for you and if you fail on your own duty posterity will judge you.
I have spoken to you from my heart, in other to get this straight, you have to trust me as i also trust you hence you have told me that you are an honest citizen.

We don't have much time left because my doctor has already told me that i am not going to live long and moreover i am due for another operation according to him the chances of survival this time around is very slim.
I must have to live you with a thought, a very deep one.
belive me if you like, but thats the truth.
Mrs Franca Donna

((The Lawyer Writes))

From: The Fake Lawyer
Date: March 23

ATTN.IVONNA FAWNNDUL OLIVIER BREASTISSES
COMPLIMENTS OF THE DAY.

THIS IS THE ACKNOWLEDGEMENT OF YOUR MAIL TO THIS OFFICE AND THE CONTENT WELL NOTED. I HAVE BEEN INSTRUCTED BY YOUR SISTER MRS FRANCA DONNA WHO IS PRESENTLY IN A CRITICAL CONDITION HEALTH WISE TO SOLICIT FOR THE TRANSFER OF OWNERSHIP IN YOUR FAVOUR TO HER DEPOSITED CONSIGNMENT WITH THE ECOWAS FINANCE AND SECURITY COMPANY AND THE RELEASE AS WELL TO YOU AS HER BENEFICIARY.

HAVING CLEARIFIED THIS. I HAVE ALREADY MADE AN INQUIRY TO THIS EFFECT. THE FIRST STEP IS TO OBTAIN AN AFFIDAVIT OF OATH DUELY ENDORSED BY HER FROM THE OFFICE OF NOTARY GENERAL.

YOU WILL APPLY TO THE SECURITY COMPANY FOR THE CHANGE OF OWNERSHIP PROCESSING FORM WITH AN ATTACHED COPY OF THE AFFIDAVIT OF WHICH YOUR MOTHER WILL BE A SIGNATORY OR I AS HER ATTORNEY.

THEN UPON THE APPROVAL OF THE CHANGE OF OWNERSHIP IN YOUR FAVOUR BY THE OFFICE OF THE NOTARY GENERAL, YOU WILL BE REQUESTED TO COME DOWN HERE TO TAKE THE FINAL DELIVERY OF YOUR INHERITANCE? IF ON THE CONTRARY YOU ARE NOT ABLE TO COME DOWN, YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO INSTRUCT ME TO ACT ON YOUR BEHALF.

AFTER THE RELEASE, I WILL ARRANGE WITH INTERNATIONAL DIPLOMATIC DELIVERY COMPANY FOR ONWARD DELIVERY TO YOUR DOOR STEP, THE DELIVERY FEE IS CHARGED ACCORDING TO THE DESTINATION.

MEANWHILE: IN OTHER TO GET THE AFFIDAVIT FROM THE COURT TODAY IF YOU SO WISH.

YOU ARE TO PROVIDE THE FOLLOWINGS.

1. YOUR FULL NAMES.

2. MAILING ADDRESS.

3. PHONE/FAX NUMBER/ MOBILE PREFERRABLY FOR FASTER COMMUNICATION.

4.SEX/MARITAL STATUS/ PROFESSION.

5. THE ORIGINAL CERTIFICATE OF DEPOSIT.

THERE IS AN AFFIDAVIT FEE OF $809.00 PAYABLE TO THE FINANCE DEPARTMENT OF THE HIGH COURT, WHOEVER THATS IS BILLED TO MAKE THE PAYMENT WILL BE ISSUE WITH A RECIEPT OF PAYMENT FROM THE COURT UPON DOING SO, THEREFORE IF YOU ARE TO MAKE THE PAYMENT YOU WILL DO SO THROUGH WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER UPON MY ADVISE/GIVEN INFORMATION.
IF YOUR SISTER IS TO DO SO ALSO KEEP ME INFORMED.

MOST IMPORTANTLY, THE EARLIER THIS IS DONE THE BETTER BECAUSE IF SHE DID NOT ENDORSE THE AFFIDAVIT BEFORE SHE DIE HER DEPOPSITED CONSIGNMENT WILL BE CONFISCATED TO THE GOVERNMENT TREASURE.

I THEREFORE AWAIT YOUR URGENT RESPONSE.
REGARDS.
BARRISTER BELLO USMAN.
PRINCIPAL ATTORNEY.[LLB, HONS]

DIRECT LINE:+229-489534. FEEL FREE TO CALL FOR MORE CLARIFICATIONS.

NB/ MY SERVICE CHARGE WILL BE DETERMINED BY THE EXTENT YOU ARE WILLING FOR ME TO WORK FOR YOUR IN THIS TRANSACTION.

MEANWHILE, SHOULD I SAY THAT NONE OF YOU SHOWS CONCERN ABOUT YOUR SISTER'S WELL BEEN, SHE NEEDS YOU NOW.

LOOKING FORWARD TO SERVE YOU IN THE BEST OF YOUR INTEREST LEGALLY.

From: Ivonna Fawndull Oliver Breastisses
Date: March 27

Before I even think of travel, you do understand that I need to apply for a Visa, as well as a new passport. Would you be willing to help me fill out the mountains of paperwork that I am undoubtedly going to recieve? Also, I do believe that I am going to be in need of a sponsor for this.

Also, I need a copy of your international passport, and the certificate of practice. Without this, I am unable to help further; as this is a legal requirement of my country,

I am very willing to come to Africa and claim the consignment; however, you should know that I only travel with $12,000.00 on my person at any time. Therefore, I need a reservation at a hotel, such as the Marriott, before I ever board the plane.

---Mrs. Ivonna Fawndull Oliver Breastisses

1. Ivonna Fawndull Oliver Breastisses

2. Mobile Number: 07092889566

I will not answer my mobile phone unless you say "MAN MEAT HARDENS MY BONE" before you say anything else.

3. Female, Erotic Artist, Married

From: The Fake Lawyer
Date: March 25

Compliments.

I got your massage, if you are unable to travel down here, then i have to assist you in getting the consignment released as well as delivered to your door step.so i you don't have to brother yourself with the much talked about travelling paper work.

permit me to clearify one thing here, the call to claim your sister's inherited is yours and i don't think you have the legal rights to request for my certificate of practice, can i get this clearly, you are asking me to send to you my international passport and practice certificate, do you know the legal implications? sorry ma'am, its not done.

And furthermore, i am not willing to say whatever before talking with a would client, though you might have your reasons,but it doesnot tally with professional etiquettes , about your furthering more, its your call to make, if you care about your sister's treasure, i don't think i am in the right position to persuade you to do so. i am only an attorney, if you wish me to work for you fine but if on the contrary you have your rights.

If what you are demanding from me have to something do about your security and that of the transaction which is normal, i can prepare a memorandum of understanding which i have to endorse myself as well as you and your sister, this guarrantees that.

The amount you are permitted to travel with has got nothing to do with me, all i can tell you is that we have a five star hotel in my country like sheraton hotels and towers which can siut your taste, but, i can as well arrange for you my guest house for the few days you will have to spend here to save cost. i will make sure that everything is quite okay before your coming.

But the main proirity right now is to get the affidavit, the informations you provided, i acknowledge but your mailing address is missing.

if you wish to continue with me, i will advise you resend your informatrions and in an orderly manner too because in transactions like this there's no muich room for irregularities.
Regards.
Barr: Bello Usman.
Principal Attorney.
+22993489534, feel free to call me i will answer you.

From: Franca Donna
Date: March 26

hello.

why have i notr hear d from you when you know that you are the only person i have here, whats going on, i have not heard anything from you or could it be that the picture you sent to me doesnot belong to you,, write me soon, have my lawyer responded to you?.
you are keeping me in the dark.
i am hoping to hear from you.
Mrs franca Donna

From: Ivonna Fawndull Oliver Breastisses
Date: March 26

Hi;

I am sorry to have kept you waiting this long, but I have not been home or at my exhibits and galleries as of late.

I have been in the hospital with my thirteen year old son, who has come down with chronic bone-itis; and the doctors and specialists have been working day and night to come up with a cure for it; which they have not been able to do yet. You understand that I have been at his bedside, day and night, waiting to see if any progress has been made. I still await word considering whether or not my son's terminal condition can be cured or not.

Thankfully, my husband has brought my laptop computer to me, as I told him that I needed it so I could correspond with my advertising specialist.

Yes, your lawyer did contact me, before my son was hospitalized; and I fear that I have kept your lawyer in the dark, as well; for which I appologize. By the way, how are you faring?

I have attached another photograph of myself; this one is of me with my hair down, relaxing in one of my studios.

Once again, sorry for the delay;

Ivonna

((Chronic Bone-itis; whoever else knows where it's from wins a cookie! Also; second picture was another of Gigi Edgely))

From: Franca Donna
Date: March 27

Dear daughter.

I am fine today by the grace of God and hope same for you and your son, i have recieved your second picture and i am very happy that you are real, you have won my confidence if i should say, from now on i now see you as my own daughter and sister, please don't forget all that i have told you about the money, keep to all my instructions, don't ever let the lawyer know that the content of the consignment is money, i have included the certificate of deposit and my picture, i have already forwarded to him your pictures, two of them, please while contacting him, try and make him your personal friend so that he will give you the full attention and assistance because he is a very busy man. and to be honest with you, he has been very good to me even at a point the doctor refused to treat me because of the money i owed him, the lawyer has to stand for me,when you write him please do call him because from the look of things, my doctor said that i will be going for another operation and he said that my chances of survival is very very slim, so all my worries is to see the change of ownership to my consignment changed to your name before i die, that way no other person can claim it outside you.

Please i am trusting you with all my heart don't disappoint me.

I will be hoping to hear your urgent response, please incase you don't hear from me soon, please write to my doctor to inquire about me because you are the only person i have now as a relation. his address is [email protected] and my doctor's name is Dr. Latif Dossou.

Please don't waste anytime call my lawyer and make sure that you make him your personal friend for him to assist us for everything.
Thanks and may god bless you, please keep praying for me. when the lawyer briefed me some days ago, he told me that i have to sign an affidavit before the change of ownership can be done, but uptill now i have not heard anything from him or you, i am worried because i want to make sure that everything about this is concluded before i go for the operation, God will give you the courage and strength to carry on from where i stopped.
Your mom/sister.
Mrs Franca Donna.

From: Ivonna Fawndull Oliver Breastisses
Date: March 27

My dear Sister;

I am very glad to hear that you are doing good today; that comes to my attention as a great relief. I believe my son will be fine, too, so long as we all keep the faith. I am very happy to hear that you recieved my picture; and I also see you as a sister and mother figure. I will never forget what you have told me; I promise that much. The lawyer will never know what your consignment is; and I will completely adhere to all of your instructions down to the smallest detail. Thank you for including the certificate of deposit; as well as your picture; as well as for sending mine to your lawyer. I am very glad to hear that you have done that. Smile

Hearing how good he has been to you, I will do my very best to become friends with him. He has already offered to allow me to stay in his guest house when I arrive to obtain your consignment; I believe that is a very generous offer from him, to say the least.

I will be praying for you when you go into surgery; and if I do not hear from you within the next few days, I will most definately contact your doctor to see what is going on and to make sure you are okay.

I will absolutely not disappoint you in the least.

The last time I heard from your lawyer was a few days ago; I am hoping to hear from him soon. I will let you know, as soon as he informs me about what we need to do.

Hope to hear from you soon;
Your sister/daughter
Ivonna

From: The Fake Lawyer
Date: March 28

Attn: Mrs Ivonna.
Compliments.
Madam.
There's nothing wrong in taking precautions, but there are ways made for it to be applied, i have told you that the impossiblity is what you demanded for and no attorney in the world will give it.
Exchanging words here will not assist you in grappling the reality of your time, i hope you know what i meant, before your skepticism of my being your sister's lawyer, why not think of how you come to know me,anyway, there's no point exposing my assistance to her, she is your sister, and i believe she is in the right position to tell better truth than i can, so all the clearifications about me should be addressed to her.

And moreover, she pleaded with me to help her on this, i knew her from my Doctor friend who is treating her, may it come to your notice that i did not follow the due legal process, for if i am to do so, there must be a due legal consultation before dabbling into this matter, i am a public servant, i am been confronted with different types of people everyday, therefore your sounding rude should not bother you its associated with my profession.

I have acknowledged your provided information, the next step now is the affidavit fee who is to take charge of that, you or your sister?, if you send the money via western union with this information:
Mr Stanley Nzeribe Ogbonna.
Address: BP 25 Medombo AKPAKPA.
City Cotonou.
Country: Benin Republic.
Test question: For who?
Answer: Mrs Ivonna.
Send also the MTCN number for immediate collection from the western union by my office secretary.
Note the earlier the better.
Down Load the attachment to read the affidavit and endorse it. I was in the hospital and your sister could only endorse the MOU via thumb print, you have to print out the MOU and endorse it, as well as return it and copy your sister for your security.

Regarding your accomodation here, you have my word on that, why i asked about your care for your sister, is because i have been there when none of you could be reached, i am suprised at your words to me, i have spent my time to think of her well being, Mrs Ivonna, be informed that i am a very busy man, my time means a lot to me because i don't have it, i believe as a Londoner you get my pionts.

Accept my appologies for responding late, i was tight scheduled. all my effort to speak with you proves abortive as your phone number has not been passing through.

Regards.
Barr Bello Usman.
Principal Attorney.

((And here is the MOU! ))

((Soon to come: Part Two to this Exciting Saga! Will Ivonna travel to Africa? Will Franca mysteriously die? Is Ivonna really an Erotic Artist? Is the lawyer an extraterrestrial? Look for the next exciting episode at the same bat time, on the same bat channel!))

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It has a RSOT, so it must be legit. Good work so far.

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LOL LOL "I have only one god, Loki"

Isn't Loki like a demon from hell or something?

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and isn't bone-itis from futurama?

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TO GOOD!!

Ivonna Fawndull Oliver Breastisses

i wanna fondle all over her breasts

hehheh Breastisses i loved that skit on In Living Color!

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 3:08 am

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It has a RSOT, so it must be legit. Good work so far.

Hopefully, it is. Smile

And thank ya!

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LOL LOL "I have only one god, Loki"
Isn't Loki like a demon from hell or something?

LoL, very close. Loki was the ancient Norse (Viking) god of mischief, trickery, and treachery. I figured he was quite fitting. Smile

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and isn't bone-itis from futurama?

Yes, it is! *Rings a bell* You win a cookie! *Hands over a massive cookie*

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TO GOOD!!

Ivonna Fawndull Oliver Breastisses

i wanna fondle all over her breasts

hehheh Breastisses i loved that skit on In Living Color!

Exactly!

Lol, I did, too; it was great!

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