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budanzig
419Eater is my life
Joined: 30 Dec 2006
Posts: 267
Location: Flying low with a high velocity
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Tue Mar 27, 2007 4:37 pm |
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I've been pretty miserable at this job for a few months now and am actively looking for new work but still have to deal w/ this one. It does allow me to just sit on the forum all day so thats a plus but otherwise it's just painful. Anyways, just wanted to see if I'm alone and if so i'll crawl back into my hole or maybe start another bait instead... i'm working on my first right now but its going very slowly. It's been 2 weeks and am now just getting to some WU stuff. Now the barrister character won't reply to me but the sick woman just did and asked me to send the money to her doctor who will pay the lawyer. I'm trying to get him fired instead though but worried that they'll drop me. |
_________________ Opie and Anthony - XM202/Sirius 197
Check out Jim Norton's new book - I Hate Your Guts |
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Reprob8
DIGITALIS MAXIMUS
Joined: 20 Sep 2004
Posts: 1794
Location: At the Pharmacy
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Tue Mar 27, 2007 4:45 pm |
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I'm also not my usual happy self
1) One of my co-workers, Linda, joked that my daughter(16) was probably in the process of being filmed for a "Girls Gone Wild" video while she's in Florida with the ball-busting hellbeast with no soul (my ex-wife).
My reply "Listen, you f%@^ing wildebeast, despite your appearance, I've always remembered you're a woman when vomit out stupid statements like that but if you say something like that again, I may be forced to forget that fact and beat your ass."
She replied "Kiss my ass"
I replied "That's a 3 man job"
She stormed out for lunch. |
_________________ Boycott Shampoo..Demand REAL Poo
I LOVE THIS CLIP !
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Scam Patroller
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jul 2004
Posts: 11857
Location: UK
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Tue Mar 27, 2007 4:51 pm |
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budanzig
419Eater is my life
Joined: 30 Dec 2006
Posts: 267
Location: Flying low with a high velocity
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Tue Mar 27, 2007 4:51 pm |
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i'm going to have to remember that come back next time someone says "kiss my ass"!
The people at my office are okay for the most part - pretty boring but better than having people like that woman. I just sit here and envision telling my manager "I'm sorry but I've taken an new opportunity..." |
_________________ Opie and Anthony - XM202/Sirius 197
Check out Jim Norton's new book - I Hate Your Guts |
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Tue Mar 27, 2007 5:00 pm |
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I'm at home with a sick kid. I would rather be at work!
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_________________ "Father Juan are sure that you are man of God,because your behaviors showed you as unbeliever" -Mary R |
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Rodus
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Dec 2006
Posts: 3685
Location: Back under the cold shower
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Tue Mar 27, 2007 5:43 pm |
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Bloody awful day at work, just got home thank god. |
_________________ I will kiss you romance u,suck and penetrate u - Williams Muyeke
now am as poor as a church rat - Lou1s Mar1on
I AM FINANCIALLY DEAD RIGHT AWAY - Louis in Accra
u can keep sending money to Gomer and leave me alone - Agent Smith cracks up
Lou1s Mar1on - Lagos to Accra (satellite IP) - "so, what i need to do to get out of these place?"
- 18 mths: Louis
The*Catb1ngo Hotel*
*My Church*
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Tue Mar 27, 2007 7:16 pm |
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Reprob8 wrote: |
She replied "Kiss my ass"
I replied "That's a 3 man job"
She stormed out for lunch. |
Matey, that is absolutely priceless.
Have you got a good lawyer? |
_________________ £1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
x135 (at 26/9/2008) x138
"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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Clareance
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 21 Mar 2007
Posts: 40
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Tue Mar 27, 2007 7:32 pm |
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yes and i am upset i have no bunny ears on my avatar....but mainly upset that work is a buch of BS today... |
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budanzig
419Eater is my life
Joined: 30 Dec 2006
Posts: 267
Location: Flying low with a high velocity
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Tue Mar 27, 2007 7:40 pm |
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Job interview on Friday! Better get my suit all ready to go and my game face on. I'll be calling in sick here and enjoying the long weekend once the interview is done.
If someone can put a piece of matzoh in Alice's mouth I'd appreciate it - bunny ears aren't my thing |
_________________ Opie and Anthony - XM202/Sirius 197
Check out Jim Norton's new book - I Hate Your Guts |
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Tue Mar 27, 2007 7:59 pm |
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^^^Good luck.
I'm currently sweating on mine. The person who interviewed me is on a week's vacation. Probably to recover.
Reprob8 does all my bespoke avatars. If you ask him nicely and mention my name you may get some help. On the other hand.... |
_________________ £1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
x135 (at 26/9/2008) x138
"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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Miss Behaving
Master Baiter
Joined: 20 Apr 2006
Posts: 190
Location: Down the bookies
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Tue Mar 27, 2007 8:25 pm |
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My team's been moved from a private office to open plan. This is like a kick in the head.
We've always been a damn successful team - we produced three complex books, managed a website, run a tour to over 150 locations last year, managed a team of 50 researchers, etc, etc, etc. We got sponsorship for all those products, too.
So we're demoted to a couple of desks on a corridor. We can't play music any more, our working time is no longer flexible, and all the 'soft' benefits have gone. PAH!
My boss is so fed up, he resigned last week. |
_________________ Come to the dark side, we have sweeties.
I bait scummy flatshare/rental scammers. PM the details if you encounter one!
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Ghost
419Eater Admin
Joined: 26 Jun 2004
Posts: 6162
Location: Dating Gal Gadot... in my mind.
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Tue Mar 27, 2007 8:58 pm |
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I miss the days when I would say �work sucked today�. I have not worked since I had to medically retire. Now all I do is have dinner ready for my wife and drive the kids around. Oh god, does this make me a woman? |
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Salty
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 24 Mar 2007
Posts: 37
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Tue Mar 27, 2007 9:02 pm |
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Yes |
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Rodus
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Dec 2006
Posts: 3685
Location: Back under the cold shower
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Tue Mar 27, 2007 9:04 pm |
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@Ghost, or a 'new man' (same thing as a woman really) |
_________________ I will kiss you romance u,suck and penetrate u - Williams Muyeke
now am as poor as a church rat - Lou1s Mar1on
I AM FINANCIALLY DEAD RIGHT AWAY - Louis in Accra
u can keep sending money to Gomer and leave me alone - Agent Smith cracks up
Lou1s Mar1on - Lagos to Accra (satellite IP) - "so, what i need to do to get out of these place?"
- 18 mths: Louis
The*Catb1ngo Hotel*
*My Church*
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Ghost
419Eater Admin
Joined: 26 Jun 2004
Posts: 6162
Location: Dating Gal Gadot... in my mind.
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Tue Mar 27, 2007 9:15 pm |
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Oh well, I guess the only thing to do next is buy a dress. I take it my wife is now the man. Maybe she will finally have use for the part of my body that she has kept in her purse since we got married. |
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Rodus
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Dec 2006
Posts: 3685
Location: Back under the cold shower
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Tue Mar 27, 2007 9:27 pm |
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Very NSFW
Link removed due to sense of self preservation from mods
Be careful what that use is mate |
_________________ I will kiss you romance u,suck and penetrate u - Williams Muyeke
now am as poor as a church rat - Lou1s Mar1on
I AM FINANCIALLY DEAD RIGHT AWAY - Louis in Accra
u can keep sending money to Gomer and leave me alone - Agent Smith cracks up
Lou1s Mar1on - Lagos to Accra (satellite IP) - "so, what i need to do to get out of these place?"
- 18 mths: Louis
The*Catb1ngo Hotel*
*My Church*
x23
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PRS Girly Girl
Will Post for Food
Joined: 06 Mar 2007
Posts: 1174
Location: Any place where cute shoes are on sale.
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Tue Mar 27, 2007 9:27 pm |
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Ghost wrote: |
Oh god, does this make me a woman? |
Careful there. You make it sound like it's a bad thing. You'll find shopping for a new dress is quite fun.
@Rodus. Regarding a 'new man' being the same thing as a woman really. I respectfully disagree unless there's some major surgery involved.
I mainly work from home so I can't complain about my co-workers. G-mail been down for most of the afternoon, some other websites are running really slow and my cat keeps scattering my papers everywhere. If those are the worst of my work problems, I have no right complaining about work. |
_________________ "A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are." Chauncey Mitchell Depew
"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." Robert A. Heinlein
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Banjul, The Gambia to Dakar, Senegal and back. 0usman C4mar4
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Rodus
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Dec 2006
Posts: 3685
Location: Back under the cold shower
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Tue Mar 27, 2007 9:29 pm |
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OK, maybe it's different in the US but New Man in the UK died out pretty quick due the over feminine nature of itself
I'm not saying feminine is bad in women but in men..... should I just stop digging now? |
_________________ I will kiss you romance u,suck and penetrate u - Williams Muyeke
now am as poor as a church rat - Lou1s Mar1on
I AM FINANCIALLY DEAD RIGHT AWAY - Louis in Accra
u can keep sending money to Gomer and leave me alone - Agent Smith cracks up
Lou1s Mar1on - Lagos to Accra (satellite IP) - "so, what i need to do to get out of these place?"
- 18 mths: Louis
The*Catb1ngo Hotel*
*My Church*
x23 |
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Miss Behaving
Master Baiter
Joined: 20 Apr 2006
Posts: 190
Location: Down the bookies
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Tue Mar 27, 2007 9:40 pm |
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Rodus Longus wrote: |
should I just stop digging now? |
yes |
_________________ Come to the dark side, we have sweeties.
I bait scummy flatshare/rental scammers. PM the details if you encounter one!
x 5 |
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Tue Mar 27, 2007 10:02 pm |
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This was the image in my "cartoon bubble"
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_________________ "Father Juan are sure that you are man of God,because your behaviors showed you as unbeliever" -Mary R |
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it wasn't me
Elite Baiter
Joined: 18 Feb 2007
Posts: 1043
Location: sitting in the corner drinking wine, eating cheese
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Wed Mar 28, 2007 1:16 am |
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Is that Hilary Clinton??? |
_________________ Do not be sceptical be pessimistic - Lotto scam.
I just don't know how to express the gravy of my happiness. - Barrister M Abd0lla
you nose i have been away in the middly east. -Ali Al1
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Wed Mar 28, 2007 8:46 am |
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^^^^Be careful. Slagging off the next President of the United State may well bring the FBI and CIA knocking on porch door in the wee small hours. Now that would be scary.
No stains on that apron. |
_________________ £1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
x135 (at 26/9/2008) x138
"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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Nelsonsbattle
419Eater is my life
Joined: 16 Jun 2004
Posts: 433
Location: New Zealand
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Wed Mar 28, 2007 8:58 am |
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effing $170 speeding ticket!!!!
Not a good day, mumble, mumble, mumble |
_________________ �This is quite unfortanate you have basterdise every thing we have been working for a long time.
�the photo you send to me ..... i am have six with you in dreem here� Lad after he got a topless photo of my baiting character.
"I have just came out from the bank with the most humiliation of my life." Dissapointed Lad after a trip to the MG agency.
"tell you die, fuck you,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ooooooo" Samull the scammer on being burned
(Samull's trip from Cotonou, Benin, to Lagos, Nigeria, to meet the lovely Steffy)
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Tikk
Master Baiter
Joined: 01 Feb 2007
Posts: 201
Location: the land of tea and crumpets
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Wed Mar 28, 2007 9:06 am |
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@Tommo Shanter,
You forgot Barack Obama!
That guy is going to beat hilary, i'm sure of it. Polls have suggested that people are more likely to vote for a black guy than a woman, out of the two american prejudices. Plus Hilary has eben involved in scandal pretty much her whole political career, while the worst the media can get on Obama is that he smokes cigarettes and used to take drugs as a kid. |
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Wed Mar 28, 2007 9:20 am |
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@tikk
Whilst not wanting to get into a political debate which is a no-no here. I will bet you one shiny dollar that 'Big H' will win. After all, all that scandal never stopped her other half did it?
Pesonally, I think she is scary, but she has already got experience of running the country when her hubby was too busy messing around with his Cubans in the Oval Orifice, sorry Office. |
_________________ £1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
x135 (at 26/9/2008) x138
"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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