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Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 4:16 pm

a Joe Smith should be calling for

give him hell
tell him I am in surgery and I can't be bothered to speak to him on the phone. He has been getting a bit pushy

Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 8:38 pm

Well ROY Jeremy your lad called and indeed wants money to do better shots Rolling Eyes

of course I was playing nice today and told him to try and keep it authentic and not posed and that you had several other's that have submitted photos too (that should get his rear in gear..competition), so if/when he calls back I will see what I can do about giving him some authentic realistic tips of his area....hmmmmmmmm, involving Kangaroos or Polar bears or sumthin like that and I will be ever so helpful, and perhaps mention that one lad was sitting in the middle of a pride of lions...maybe he could do that too?? Wink

Don't think he will ever get your name right tho Laughing

http://media.putfile.com/Collins4Roy

Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 11:24 pm

Hey VP,
My lad should be ringing you tonight, he thinks I am totally deaf and you are my girlfriend. I've told him you shout alot because you have to, to be heard.
He's ringing to give you the details of our business.
Barr Mohd Abdullah is the name of the boy. I got him off script really quickly so he should be fun.....
Thanks for this! (I'm E Sc0t n0clu.)

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 2:10 am

Thanks for taking that call VPM. Good job as usual.

Collins had emailed earlier, whining that he wasn't going to take any more photographs because he is "a poor boy". Well balls to him.
I told him that I was sick of his attitude and that I refuse to telephone somebody who is starting to annoy me. I told him he can take my job offer or leave it.

After all, why should I go running around after someone when I'm paying 10k for a couple of skanky photographs?

Expect to hear from him again.

As for the being poor? It gladdens the cockles of my heart to know he's even poorer after ringing you.

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 24 Jan 2007 Posts: 85

Hi VP,

You may get a call from J0hn Nj1e? asking for B3n G33.

John is trying to get money out of me and also thinks Im a girl.

Sent him a few pics to keep him interested, I think he may have fallen in love with me Laughing

Anyway, I told him I couldng talk too long because I was in College.

Thanks in advance.

Frank.

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 2:25 pm

@Slightlyoutofit
Well your collins has been very rude today, I am trying to be 'nice' and he is still whinging about money, and had an idea of something I could not understand, something about painting or drawing something so I told him it sounded like a good idea he could try that. Then he starts whinging about loosing money before yadda yadda....that REALLY does not interest me Rolling Eyes

and he should try and do the best he can because of competition etc. He yelled at me and hung the phone up. So while I am being 'nice' and he gets this way..I will not be so the next time Twisted Evil

Feel free to tell him your office records calls and you find him very insulting or sumthin' or you accept his crappy piccys and play the WU game (but if he has been burnt previouly...you need to find out if he has been through the baiting mill and dont want to send him the same route..need to keep him 'fresh'

http://media.putfile.com/very-rude-collins

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 24 Jan 2007 Posts: 85

Note my post above, he has just give me his real name:

ERNEST

Thanks.

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 2:50 pm

So I didn't even need to let him stew for long did I VPM?
You did another fine job and thanks for accepting his proposal to draw the templates. As long as he gets them to the exact specifications that I supplied him, the photographs should turn out even better than planned.

What Collins is going to find out when he delivers is that I never gave you authorisation to give him permission to make his own templates.

I'm going to have to refuse yet more of his work and it's all YOUR fault. Shocked

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 2:59 pm

Oh dear, I am not very nice when I get told off Twisted Evil

. You see how I was trying to be nice and he was so rude to lil ole me. I could not really understand what he was talking about doing but I heard drawing and that sounded like something to keep him busy..and I like to keep em busy Wink

Earnest!! LOL..I shall play with him should he call and hopefully catch me at a good moment...with my ever changing moods ya just never know Laughing

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 10:30 pm

3 more calls today, I have been abit busy so nothing too exciting. just taking msg's and verifying ya. It is great to have this recorder so i can remember who i spoke too Laughing

makes things so much eaiser

For Steven from Rev Somebody
http://media.putfile.com/4StevenfromRev

This one wants the Doctor
http://media.putfile.com/wantsThe-Dr

Your Earnest called, I didn't have time to bond with him today, but he will call back
http://media.putfile.com/Earnest

Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 12:37 am

Thanks a bunch VP...I was the doc.

Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 4:04 pm

This quote from Dr Ge0rg3 R0bert M@gunm V@ult H0use.

Quote:

We have also tried to call you on
the number sent to this office in your last email and the phone was
picked up by a madam or your secretary.

Just what kind of a call centre are you running? Shocked

I'll try to get him to ring back.

Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 4:05 pm

David your mate from Ghana rang and said he was one of your cottaging buddies Twisted Evil

http://media.putfile.com/GHANA-for-david

For Ivanna (I think??) first he asks for Ivan/him then he swithches to Ivanna/her i think he is one I spoke to before

http://media.putfile.com/Ivanna

Not quite a Newb Joined: 20 Sep 2005 Posts: 79

For Ivanna? That must be Michael again. I haven't heard from him in a week or more! Wow.

If you happen to think of it, could you say I came into a million or more dollars and since I'm old I want to do something cheritable with it before I die. Does he have any ideas? Anything like that or whatever comes to mind to revive a bait. What's his problem with email anyway. His last one is dated March 7!

Don't sweat it if you don't remember. You've got quite a service going! Thanks again!

Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 8:17 am

Hi VP,

Can I put one of my lads onto you. My character Lady Tricia McMillan is having difficulty in filling out the ever so tricky WU transfer form. The lad, Michael Lawal is starting to get a touch frustrated so talking to a caring and compasionate woman would do him the world of good. Oh almost forgot he has $92m stashed away and is looking for a good home for it.

Barney

Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 12:26 pm

Sure give em my number..I can Always use a few extra million anytime Laughing

vp

Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 12:20 pm

Well I received a call from none other than Mr Soloudo himself!! Although he really does not leave me with the impression that he is the astute businessman we are all led to belive, infact he is downright thick and he cannot even understand the simplest message...and whats with the password 1 and password 2 Laughing

, I cannot remember who owns this one..and poor me..I have forgotten what they mean Wink

http://media.putfile.com/soloudopassword1
http://media.putfile.com/soloudopassword2

Call for Alex, this one has no manners what so ever...all I asked is for a 'please' when he asks for you and it seemed that he just does not understand good manners as he could have spoken to you right then, but instead he hung up the phone. Now I guess when he calls for you I will have to spend my precious time teachin him sum mannerisums Twisted Evil

http://media.putfile.com/4Alex

Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 2:07 pm

To the hearing impared baiter (I forget which one) your barrister from Malaysia, Australia called and I think I managed to confuse him quite well. Anyhow he says he will send you an email as we seem to not quite understand each other Wink

so he is all yours now and I dont think he will want to deal with the mentally impared MaryAnne again

http://media.putfile.com/Malaysia-34

Master Baiter Joined: 29 Nov 2006 Posts: 113

Hi VP

should be calling for . I've told him that you may answer the phone, but don't know anything about the transaction, so he should tell you he wants to order four hundred and nineteen f1ux capacit0rs so I know it's him.

Thanks again, You're a star!!!!

Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 8:23 pm

Hi VP!

Soludo is mine, the dummy. Very Happy

I was setting him up to try to give you a good giggle but of course he totally screwed that up. Sheesh. I'll slap him for that, and maybe I'll give him one more chance to brighten your day, then I'll have to put him onto other modalities I guess. At this rate he'll never get the money, someone keeps chopping his dollar.

Not that it matters, but for your info, I was telling him you were the "security gatekeeper" for my military contractor (me) phone line, and would deny everyone access to me, and perhaps not even admit I was available, unless and until he got the pass-phrases correct. For security reasons, of course. Very Happy

Anyway, you do most excellent work! I love it when you git them all riled Twisted Evil

Thank for that! Very Happy

Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 10:23 pm

@PJ
Well I think you have found yourself a keeper!! He has called back a couple more times and is determined to get to you..now I see why he does not belive me Wink

http://media.putfile.com/soloudo4pm
http://media.putfile.com/soludo425

For Dragonslayer - This lad wants the Doctor for his personal problems of which he did not want to share them with me Twisted Evil

http://media.putfile.com/Wants-the-Doctor

Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 12:18 am

@VP - Thanks so much!!!!! He's really pissed off now!!!
Great work x Laughing

Oh yeah....Mine was the hearing impaired one... Embarassed

Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 1:24 am

thanks VP... Laughing

can't wait to get his mail

Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 2:06 am

@VP - My lad should be calling you again tonight (M0hd Abdulla) he's nothing if not persistent!
My character is the hearing impaired one and you are my girlfriend (who shouts alot). Please try and waist as much of his time as poss as he needs to tell you all about our business from scratch.
Thanks so much for this, I'm having great fun with this boy!! Very Happy

Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 8:15 am

You should get a call from Su55y 0wens asking for Rub5n V0n B54verhousen pretty soon, she is expecting some money from me so she better had call!

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