Dang! Somebody parked a camel in my parking lot!

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Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 8:59 am

So I was coming home from work last night, parked the car and walked to my house, when I found that somebody had parked his camel a few spaces down from my car Shocked

I mean, I'm used to all sorts of things down here, but this was new...

419Eater Admin Joined: 30 Sep 2003 Posts: 7469

<obligatory camel joke>

Someone''s obviously got the hump with you...

</obligatory camel joke>

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 9:46 am

did he take your space? and how would you tow that?

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 10:28 am

^^^ No, my space is a bit further up Wink

How to tow a camel: Grab it by the rope attached to its' neck (if there is one, if not attach one), pull the rope a bit and make a kind of "tsk, tsk, tsk" sound and hopefully, the camel with stand up. Then, gingerly, pull the rope into the direction you want the camel to walk in and you should be fine.

Else, get a crane... Wink

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 10:30 am

^^^
You forgot the first step:
Put on your spit shield...
Laughing

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 2:12 pm

Was it Wednesday? (hump day)

/I know it was awful...save your insults.

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 2:14 pm

Do you live on an oasis?
Was it midnight?

Sorry....

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 2:31 pm

lb, I'm guessing you're not married?

if you were, coming home in the middle east late at night and finding a strange camel in your driveway might set off certain alarms.

I think there's even a country song about that......

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

This amused me greatly, Luther Laughing

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 2:49 pm

TSnerd wrote:

This amused me greatly, Luther Laughing

Glad to have been of service, Sir! Wink

@Reprob8: Well, kind of...

@Stepan: All this romance baiting seems to have made you a cynic Wink

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I really laughed when I saw this, made my day better Smile

. That's something you'd see in Egypt or something.

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jan 2007 Posts: 2922

Do you live anywhere near Casablanca and was the camel called Humphrey??? Laughing

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 4:06 pm

I see this camel is equipped with a combined parking/emergency brake, albeit it a little on the small side. When the camel goes too fast, the rider drops brick.

(Note: For greatly improved braking performance, tie rope to private parts of camel)

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 4:44 pm

Great photo Luther. You only had to walk two spaces over? Not bad. Back in the day when I was addicted to nicotine, I would walk a mile for a Camel.

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 5:33 pm

Luckily, my house is a bit away from the parking lot & my bedroom is at the back of the house. Those who ever slept near a camel will know why. For those who haven't here's a three word clue: Mighty loud farts... Shocked

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